How to Be a Male Queen

【Little Shizi who was spanked】

After breakfast, Prince Jian Xiaoshi occupied the desk of His Highness Prince Ping, writing and drawing with rice paper and charcoal pencils.

After listening to his subordinate's report, His Highness King Ping saw a strange pattern when he turned around.

It is not wrong to say it is "strange" at all. The painting is clearly a woman in a dress, but she only has a body and no head.Moreover, there are too many details in the dress, which weakens the charm of the characters-no matter from which angle you look at it, this is not a successful painting.

"Does it look good?" Xiao Shizi happily held up the painting, begging for praise.

His Highness King Ping hesitated for a moment, but finally nodded against his will.

Xiao Shizi raised the corner of his mouth proudly, "Let's call it 'Hundred Flowers Dress', it must be a hundred times better than that bird feather dress!"

Qin Yuan touched Curly's head and said with a smile, "Naturally."

Xiao Shizi happily gave him a yum, then lowered his head and continued to write and draw.

Qin Yuan touched the side of the kissed face, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the little prince who was serious about painting was... very cute.

Prince Ping went to the Lingnan Camp, and Jian Hao sent someone to send the design to the Princess Mansion, and then wandered around the villa alone.

I happened to see the young man studying hard in the gazebo. His appearance of a schoolboy didn't match his age.

Hmm... the false age is only eleven, right?He didn't even have a decent childhood.Looking at his white and thin appearance, Jian Hao felt a little distressed.

"Hey, I'm going down the mountain to play, do you want to come with me?" Xiao Shizi walked into the gazebo and said with a smile.

When Qin Zhi saw him, he quickly put down the book and said, "My son has seen his mother."

The corner of Xiao Shizi's mouth twitched, his expression changed, and he said angrily, "I told you, don't call me 'mother'!"

Qin Zhi quickly changed his words, "My son has seen my little father."

Jian Xiaoshi squinted his eyes and knocked on his forehead, "I think you should ask the prince to change your husband. A good child has become a little old-fashioned."

Qin Zhixin thought it was true, and hurriedly interceded, "Mr. is knowledgeable and talented, and has a noble character. It is my child's blessing to worship him as a teacher. I implore my little father not to let my father be replaced!" After talking about it, he became anxious.

Xiao Shizi blinked and said amusedly: "That's what I said, don't worry! Okay, don't change if you don't want to change."

Qin Zhi was still a little apprehensive, and kept explaining.

It wasn't until Jian Hao reassured that the young boy wiped the sweat from his forehead and heaved a sigh of relief.

Thinking of the original purpose, Xiao Shizi said again: "I want to go down the mountain, will you go?"

Qin Zhi shook his head, "The child still needs to review the book, and the father will check his homework tomorrow."

Xiao Shizi waved his hand, "Don't worry, he won't punish you."

Qin Zhi puffed his face, showing a bit of childishness.

With his hands behind his back, Xiao Shizi walked slowly in the gazebo, and said intentionally, "An Yi followed a certain person to the northwest, I'm not used to being followed by others, what if I get lost at the foot of the mountain... How can I do that?"

The young boy looked at the books on the table with a troubled look on his face.

Jian Xiaoshi glanced at it quietly, and continued his efforts, "Well... I heard that the cats and dogs in the family at the foot of the mountain are free-range. I am most afraid of dogs. What should I do if I am bitten?"

"Mother, little father—" the little boy said suddenly.

"Ah?" Xiao Shizi looked bewildered - he acted remarkably well.

Qin Zhi clenched his fists and said righteously, "My son will go with you."

Xiao Shizi immediately smiled, "Okay!"

The young boy froze for a moment, always feeling that something was not quite right.

Near noon, the sun is very bright.

The old farmer guarding the melons was lying in the shed with a big cattail fan on his face, snoring loudly.

Two heads, one black and one brown, were buried among the melons and vines, looming.

With a bitter face, Qin Zhi tugged on the sleeve of Xiao Shizi, and whispered, "Little Daddy, let's go!"

Xiao Shizi made a silent movement, lowered his voice and said: "I haven't stolen the melon yet, so I can't go back empty-handed!"

The little boy was about to cry, "If you want to eat melons, I will ask someone to buy them."

"How can the ones I bought be the same?" Xiao Shizi said proudly, "I have to choose the biggest one myself!"

Qin Zhi wanted to say something, but Xiao Shizi covered his mouth, stared and warned: "Don't do bad things, or I will ask the prince to spank your ass!"

Faced with the threat of evil forces, the fair and thin boy had to shut his mouth bitterly.

Xiao Shizi pouted his ass and knocked here and there in the melon field, and finally found a satisfactory one.

He rolled up his sleeves, took Guati, and pulled it down hard.

As a result, he used too much force and sat down on the ground. There happened to be a watermelon behind him, and Xiao Shizi sat upright.

Just listening to the sound of "bang", the watermelon split open, and the juice splashed all over the body.

Qin Zhi ran over quickly, and asked in repeated voices: "Daddy, daddy, are you in any serious trouble?"

Xiao Shizi wiped the flesh from his hands, sat up awkwardly, patted the big watermelon in his arms, and grinned, "Fortunately, this one is not cracked."

The old man guarding the melon was woken up, jumped up neatly, and shouted, "Which little thief dares to steal my old man Liu's melon?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiao Shizi yelled, "Run!" Then he grabbed the watermelon and ran away.

Qin Zhi was stunned at the time, and followed behind without thinking.

Xiao Shizi fumbled around his waist while running, found an object that was probably a jade pendant, and threw it behind him without looking at it.

"Old man, this is melon money, just treat it as the young master's purchase!"

Old man Liu was so angry that he cursed loudly: "Little thief, stop for me, don't you see that I beat you so hard that you are looking for your teeth all over the floor!"

When I was in the carriage yesterday, Xiao Shizi heard that the old melon farmers at the foot of Qingliang Mountain are the most vicious, and they would grab the children in the village and beat them up from time to time.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping's original intention was to remind Xiao Shizi not to provoke him, but unexpectedly, it aroused Xiao Shizi's curiosity.

On this day, the foot of Qingliang Mountain was extremely lively.

Two teenagers, one tall and one short, ran forward desperately holding a watermelon, while the old man with a cattail leaf fan jumped and chased after him.

While running, Xiao Shizi turned his head and made faces at the old man, and laughed out loud watching him blow his beard and stare.

Qin Zhi was weak and out of breath when he ran, if Xiao Shizi hadn't pulled him up from time to time, he would almost have been caught by old man Liu.

It wasn't until the old man Liu was stopped by the patrolling guards halfway up the mountain that the two teenagers were considered out of danger.

Xiao Shizi stuck his tongue out at the old man while pawing at the threshold, not to mention the smug look on his face.

Qin Zhi no longer cared about his image, and sat down on the ground, panting heavily.

When His Royal Highness King Ping returned to the villa, he saw such a scene.

Not only did Xiao Shizi not feel ashamed at all, but he proudly held up the big green watermelon, showing off, "Look, I stole it, it's so big! Isn't it amazing?"

Qin Zhi looked worriedly at Xiao Shizi, and then at His Royal Highness Ping Wang, for fear that Xiao Daddy would be blamed for this.

However, His Highness Prince Ping nodded calmly without frowning.

Qu Shui stepped forward to take the melon in his hand, and said with a smile: "This subordinate will ask someone to put it in Jingli Town, so the masters can eat it after taking a nap."

Xiao Shizi patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction, and said crisply: "Thank you for your hard work!"

His confidantes around Prince Ping are already used to Xiao Shizi's "approachable".

The guards of the villa were taken aback, and even Qin Zhi was a little taken aback.

His Highness Prince Ping held Xiao Shizi in his right hand and his son in his left hand, and returned to the inner courtyard with a normal expression.

Seeing the bewildered young boy, Qin Yuan subconsciously wanted to let him go.

However, thinking of Xiao Shizi's words in the morning, he hesitated for a moment, and slowed down his tone, "Go back and change your clothes, and come to eat melons in the afternoon."

Qin Zhi immediately beamed with joy, "Yes, yes, the child understands, thank you, Father!"

His Highness King Ping smiled, his voice was more gentle, "Go."

Qin Zhi's eyes widened, and he went out the door in a daze.

His Highness King Ping turned his head and ordered, "Go and send some money to Gua Nong."

But Xiao Shizi waved his hand and said, "No need, I've already paid for melon money, um... it's probably a jade pendant, I can't lose him!"

When His Highness King Ping heard the word "jade", his eyelids twitched unconsciously, and he subconsciously asked, "Which jade pendant?"

At that time, Xiao Shizi was twisting his body to wipe the watermelon juice on his butt, and replied nonchalantly: "I didn't look carefully, I just took out a piece and threw it to him."

His Highness Prince Ping frowned, and searched several times in the clothes thrown into a ball by Xiao Shizi, but sure enough, he didn't find what he wanted.

His complexion was not very good at that time, and his voice sank, "Haohao, where is the jade document I gave you?"

"What jade certificate?" Xiao Shizi asked casually.

His Royal Highness King Ping gritted his teeth, "There is a circle of gold plaques on the outside."

"Huh? Isn't it in your pocket?" Xiao Shizi was wearing only a top, showing his bare legs, and muttered as he walked, "I remember I brought it today..."

His Highness Prince Ping had a cold face—not only did he carry it today, but he carried it every day in the past, and he checked it himself every morning!

Xiao Shizi poked around in his clothes, but he couldn't find it.

He scratched his ears, and said indifferently: "It probably happened to be the one I threw out, so I won't look for it, anyway, it's nothing special."

His Royal Highness Prince Ping's face suddenly turned black, "No, what, what, special, special?"

"Ah." Xiao Shizi responded subconsciously, instinctively feeling a burst of danger.

He quietly glanced at His Royal Highness Ping Wang, raised his foot and ran out the door.

His Royal Highness King Ping moved even faster. He stretched out his long arms and pulled the man into his arms, and threw him onto the bed with his arms between them.

Xiao Shizi stared at a pair of round eyes, and crawled towards the corner of the bed with hands and feet.

However, His Highness King Ping grabbed his ankle and dragged him back.

Xiao Shizi twisted his body and asked in a vicious voice, "What do you want?"

His Highness King Ping gritted his teeth, and said in a deep voice, "Haohao, do you know what that jade document is?"

Xiao Shizi rolled his amber pupils and looked at the bed curtain with a guilty conscience, "Probably... it's... an identity certificate..."

"What identity does it represent?" His Royal Highness King Ping tightened his grip and tightly held his wrist.

Xiao Shizi looked at his fierce look, flattened his mouth, and contradicted: "Why are you so fierce? I really didn't think about it just now, just throw it away, just throw it away, and just make another piece, anyway——"

His Highness King Ping covered his chattering little mouth so as not to die of anger.

"Qushui!" His Highness King Ping shouted.

"Your subordinate is here!" Qu Shui answered through the door, not daring to go in.

"Go, at all costs, get back the imperial concubine's jade document!" His Highness Prince Ping roared.

"Yes!" Qu Shui hastily accepted the order.

His Highness King Ping's eyes returned to Xiao Shizi, and he asked patiently, "Haohao, do you know your mistake?"

Xiao Shizi bit him hard, expressing his meaning very clearly.

Prince Ping's face darkened, he pressed the man on his lap, and with a big wave of his hand, he slapped his bare buttocks with a "papapapapa".

Xiao Shizi was stunned at the time, and he didn't fully react until he felt a burning pain behind him, crying "Wow--".

"Qin Zhazha! You hit me! Wow - bastard!!!" There were not many tears, but the crying was loud.

However, His Royal Highness Prince Ping made it clear this time that he would not show mercy.