How to Be a Male Queen

[pulls out a round egg]

Xiao Shizi was still a little choked up in his sleep.

Old man Liu was leaning on the straw mat next to him, holding an old machete in his hand, scraping the calluses on his feet under the moonlight.

The big rough hands smoothed the little guy's hair from time to time, and every time it made Xiao Shizi shake his ears in disgust.

The old man scolded softly: "Look at you dirty, the old man hasn't disliked you yet, but you have already disliked me!"

Xiao Shizi hummed twice, changed his position, curled up and continued to sleep.

——In the past, His Royal Highness Prince Ping was by his side, when did he not sleep with his back on his back?At this time, the small body curled up into a ball, like an insecure little animal cub.

The old man Liu liked it more and more, and said cheerfully: "Since you ran into my shed, it means that you and I are destined. How about living with the old man in the future? As long as I have a bowl of food to eat, I can't miss half of your bowl! "

When Xiao Shizi heard this sentence in a daze, he refused without thinking.

However, before he could make a sound, he heard a messy sound of horseshoes.

After several laps in his dull mind, Xiao Shizi reluctantly opened his sleepy eyes.

The visitor is close at hand.

Qin Yuanfei got off his horse and walked to the melon shed step by step. Under the bright moonlight, His Highness King Ping's whole body was undisguised.

The guards behind them landed one after another, and their movements were uniform, and the hostility honed from the battlefield was undoubtedly exposed in the moonlight.

The little milk wolf trembled all over, and raised his head vigilantly.

With a look of horror on his face, old man Liu pulled the little milk wolf's mat and subconsciously hid in the corner.

Qu Shui said loudly: "Don't be afraid, old man. My master is only here to retrieve the lost jade document. We will pay back ten times the money we owe you."

Old man Liu saw Qushui once during the day, but now he was so nervous that he couldn't speak—there was no such battle during the day, during the day!

Since Jian Hao recognized that tall figure, he shrunk himself into a ball—all the grievances in his heart turned into small bubbles, which kept bubbling out.

Perhaps it was because of the deep resentment that attracted the attention of His Highness King Ping.He pointed to the little milk wolf in the shed, and asked coldly, "You raised this?"

The old man stammered and replied: "Yes, yes..."

Xiao Shizi was panting heavily, his lungs were about to explode - he couldn't recognize me!

Qu Shui also took a look, trying to liven up the atmosphere, "This is really dirty, isn't it less naughty on weekdays?"

- You are dirty!You are naughty!Your whole family is naughty! ! !

Xiao Shizi couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his head "whoosh" and stared at him with a pair of round eyes.

Under the cool moonlight, his amber eyes were shining brightly. His Highness King Ping's heart trembled, and he walked over with big strides, holding the dirty little boy in his arms almost tremblingly.

Qu Shui froze with a smile all over his face.

"Haohao..." His Highness Prince Ping's voice was hoarse, and his movements were cautious.

Xiao Shizi imagined thousands of scenes of goodbye, all of them were His Royal Highness Ping sincerely "begging", and then he arrogantly refused.

However, when things come to an end, the body responds before the brain——

Xiao Shizi leaned softly on His Royal Highness Ping Wang's body, put the jade document hidden under his stomach into his hand, then stretched out his soft tongue, and licked His Highness Ping Wang's sweaty palm in a fawning manner.

Qin Yuan was taken aback for a moment, his eyes turned red immediately when he looked at the well-behaved little prince.

After Xiao Shizi finished licking, he seemed to feel a little ashamed again, so he simply turned his back and pointed his butt at him.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping smiled, and raised him to his lips with great cherishment, and kissed him vigorously, burying his handsome face on the soft belly.

Jian Hao was a little dissatisfied, and was about to struggle when he suddenly felt something wet dripping on his stomach, scalding hot.

Xiao Shizi was stunned for a moment.

With messy hair on his face and a strange smell in his nose, His Highness Prince Ping felt extremely at ease.

Qushui left a lot of money to the old man, thanking him for taking care of His Royal Highness King Ping's "pet".

Xiao Shizi pushed the used bowl to the old man's hand, and rubbed his hand gratefully.

The old man originally wanted to touch his fur, but was frightened by a cold gaze.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping held Xiao Shizi in his arms from the beginning to the end, and did not let go for a moment.

***

Under the bright candlelight, Xiao Shizi's distressed appearance was fully exposed.

The mud sticking to the fur has hardened, and there are still fine leaves mixed in it.

His mouth was stained with scum, His Highness Prince Ping picked it up with his hand and recognized it was sorghum wowo, his heart ached beyond measure.

Qu Shui personally prepared hot water, and His Royal Highness Ping Wang put the little milk wolf into it, carefully supporting it with his hands.

Xiao Shizi raised his head comfortably, kicked his legs and paved the water for a while, took a deep breath, and began to talk about the rules.

"Aww!"—no spanking in the future!

His Highness Prince Ping nodded solemnly.

Seeing that he had a good attitude, Xiao Shizi suddenly became tougher.

"Aw! Aw! Aw..."——This is domestic violence!Must be banned!If you commit the crime again, commit the crime again... Divorce!

His Royal Highness King Ping's eyes darkened, and he didn't say a word.

Xiao Shizi shook his head and softened his tone - look, I have never hit you.

His Highness Prince Ping's face was gloomy for a long time, and finally he showed a smile.

Xiao Shizi breathed a sigh of relief, his wet little chin raised even higher.

Xiao Shizi was served by His Highness Prince Ping after taking a bath, and then wrapped in a large cloth towel, the hair on his body was still wet, sticking to his pink skin.

When His Royal Highness Ping turned around, Xiao Shizi stepped on the cloth towel under his feet.

Xiao Shizi raised his head and chest high, triumphant, but he didn't know that at this time he was like a little meat ball without hair, with thin limbs, a small head, and only a big round belly.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping smiled even deeper.

Xiao Shizi was even more proud.

When Qu Shui came in with hot noodle soup, he was taken aback by the second master's face.

His Royal Highness Ping Wang gave him a cold swishing look, and covered the little prince tightly with a cloth towel.

Qu Shui hastily poked his head down, wanting to poke his eyes.

However, he had offended Xiao Shizi before, so he had to put on a shy face to please him at this time, "Second master, eat the noodles first to warm your stomach. The watermelon subordinates have already asked someone to take out the watermelon during the day. Look at it tonight." , or eat it tomorrow?"

"Aw!" - eat the noodles!

Although His Highness King Ping disapproved, he still said: "Let it go for a while, let the air cool off and bring it in again."

Qu Shui responded straightforwardly, and then he was relieved when he received the appreciative look from Xiaoshizi.

Xiao Shizi purposely did not change back to human form, enjoying the treatment of being fed noodles by His Royal Highness Ping Wang with peace of mind.

Suddenly thinking of Old Man Liu's huge hands, Xiao Shizi wrinkled his black nose, and took the initiative to lean over, and pressed His Highness Wang Ping's hand with his wet head.

Qin Yuan understood, feeding the food with one hand, and smoothing the hair with the other hand.

Xiao Shizi ate and twisted, he couldn't enjoy it more.

While eating watermelon, Xiao Shizi was already very sleepy, and his head was biting.

However, he still ate a large piece of watermelon into his stomach very "dedicated".

"Haohao, don't sleep yet, dry your hair." His Highness Prince Ping shook the little wolf's head and said warmly.

Xiao Shizi tilted his neck, rested his head softly on his hand, let out a guttural sound of "woo woo", and closed his eyes long ago.

His Royal Highness King Ping had no choice but to hold it in his arms, and rubbed it bit by bit until he was sure that each strand was completely dry, then patted it lightly to coax it to sleep.

In fact, Xiao Shizi fell asleep long ago, but His Royal Highness Prince Ping couldn't sleep by himself.

During this sleepless night, Qin Yuan made a major decision - no matter how naughty his Haohao is in the future, he will pamper him, pamper him, and never blame him again.

This is obviously very irrational. However, after this incident, His Highness King Ping found out nakedly that he really couldn't bear even the slightest risk of losing his little prince.

Isn't it more capricious?He can afford it.

It seemed that he hadn't slept for long, and Xiao Shizi had a stomachache.

Rourou's body shrank into a ball, with four paws hugging his stomach, moaning in his throat.

His Royal Highness King Ping frowned, and put his big warm hands on Xiao Shizi's belly, gently rubbing it.

The small drum bag also gathered together, rushing from left to right, extremely active.

His Royal Highness Ping Wang patiently comforted him for a long time, but to no avail.

Xiao Shizi closed his eyes, screaming "Aww" in pain.

His Highness King Ping felt distressed, and coaxed: "Haohao has changed into a human form, I will call the imperial doctor to diagnose your pulse."

Xiao Shizi seemed to agree, puffing his cheeks hard.

As a result, it failed.

He opened his eyes weakly, looked at His Royal Highness Prince Ping pitifully, "Oh..." - stomach ache, no strength.

His Royal Highness King Ping's heart was twisted into a ball, and he wished he could take care of the pain for him.

The little bulge was still making trouble in his stomach, contradicting him without thinking.

Xiao Shizi was still exerting his strength, his fluffy paws were changing from big to small, changing between human and wolf shapes.

His Highness King Ping hurriedly held it, and said anxiously: "Haohao, if it doesn't change, let them make a diagnosis like this!" As he spoke, he wanted to call the imperial doctor.

The little milk wolf rubbed his hand and called "Aww"—not an imperial doctor, but... Gong Tong, diarrhea, diarrhea!

His Highness King Ping quickly reacted, and carried him to the cubicle in two or three steps.

Xiao Shizi rested his four paws on the edge of the bucket, he was shy after all, "Aw!" - you go out first.

His Highness King Ping turned around and assured: "Haohao, don't worry, I won't look at it."

Xiao Shizi couldn't care so much anymore, he clenched his teeth tightly, curled up his paws, and exerted force on his stomach.

There was only a "poof--", it seemed that a big lump of hard "papa" fell into the bucket.

Xiao Shizi then let out a comfortable sigh, "Oh..."

His Highness Prince Ping asked softly, "Does it still hurt?"

"Aw..." - much more comfortable.

His Highness Prince Ping breathed a sigh of relief, "Is it all right?"

Xiao Shizi moved his ears, and said frankly: "Oh..."——Let's wait a little longer.

His Highness Prince Ping waited patiently.

It wasn't until Xiao Shizi was satisfied that he moistened a cloth with warm water and gently wiped his little butt.

Xiao Shizi was somewhat embarrassed, twisting his chubby buttocks and yelling "Aww" - when you get old, I will serve you like this.

His Highness King Ping paused, with a very good-looking expression—how old am I?ah? !

His Royal Highness King Ping of Yuzu left with the relaxed and comfortable little son in his arms. No one noticed that a round egg was left in the Gong bucket.

Eggy paddled the water and swirled in circles.

- what?Is it like the outside world? !What is swollen, what is swollen?