How to Be a Male Queen

【One more small light bulb】

Jiang Xiaomei's lung capacity is different from ordinary people, and her vocal cords seem to be a little weird.When she burst into tears, the loud and high-pitched voice was like a nail, piercing one's brain.

Jian Hao had no doubts, if His Royal Highness Prince Ping hadn't covered his ears just now, with his sensitive hearing, he might have been shocked to spit out.

The round egg was hidden in his clothes, spinning like a small spinning top.

Xiao Shizi protected him in the palm of his hand, and the little guy gradually calmed down, his little body puffed up and down, as if he was panting heavily.

Xiao Shizi was so distressed that he gently stroked and comforted him.

Jiang Xiaomei was still crying.

On the guest table, someone really vomited.

The emperor also seemed to be very uncomfortable. He raised his hand with difficulty, opened and closed his mouth, but couldn't make a sound.

Jiang Laowu held the corner of the table and half-lyed beside Jiang Xiaomei, pretending to be paralyzed and extremely painful.

The queen supported Qin Sheng, and screamed: "Come on, stop her, stop her!"

All the Flying Dragon Guards in the garden were dispatched to surround Jiang Xiaomei.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping's eyes turned cold, and An Muxi had already rushed over before he could do anything.

Jiang Xiaomei looked at him, crying and laughing.

An Muxi gestured to Fei Longwei, endured a headache and rushed to Jiang Xiaomei's side, saying in a muffled voice, "Don't cry."

Like an electric switch being turned on, Jiang Xiaomei immediately became hoarse.

Like a gust of wind blowing, the garden suddenly became quiet, and people patted their chests in unanimous agreement and breathed a sigh of relief.

The emperor grabbed the skirt of his chest in discomfort, was supported by the eunuch, and stumbled away from the seat.

The queen pretended to be calm and stayed to clean up the mess.

The courtiers and their families need to be appeased, the royal family's face needs to be picked up, and Jiang Xiaomei, who got into trouble, must be dealt with.

Surprisingly, the queen just ordered Jiang Laowu to take her home without punishing her.

Naturally, the marriage between An Muxi and Qin Chu was not finalized.

A good Qixi Festival was ruined like this, I have to say, Xiao Shizi is really happy!

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On the way back, His Royal Highness Prince Ping and Xiao Shizi got into the same carriage with a round egg.

Jian Hao said with a smile: "Is that girl good at lion's roar? It's too scary to cry!"

His Royal Highness Prince Ping shunned the messy little curly hair of the little prince, but smiled and said nothing.

He has close contacts with the Jiang family in private, so he knows that Jiang Xiaomei did worship a strange master when she was a child. She met her in the mountains by herself. The Jiang family did not know until a long time later.

However, even though he knew the inside story, His Royal Highness Ping Wang wisely did not answer, so as not to upset Xiao Shizi's jealousy.

Jian Hao just made complaints about it, and didn't get to the bottom of it.

Yuandandan got out of his arms, and shook back and forth seriously, as if echoing what he just said.

Xiao Shizi looked at the Dongling Pearl wrapped around his body several times, poked it with his hand amusedly, and winked at His Highness Prince Ping, "Your son has been a stinky bastard since he was a child!"

His Royal Highness Prince Ping raised his eyebrows slightly, held the round egg in his hand, poked a green bead the size of a soybean, and asked in a warm voice: "Like this?"

Yuandandan rubbed against his hand happily.

His Highness King Ping raised his lips, and took out a string of water-colored emerald beads from his sleeve.

Yuandandan immediately stood up, and stood motionless in the palm of His Royal Highness Ping, looking forward to it.

His Highness Prince Ping didn't want to whet his appetite, and directly wrapped the beads around Yuandandan's body, and piled them up with Dongling beads layer upon layer.

The round blue Eggy gained a lot of weight again.

Not only was the fat round egg not the slightest bit embarrassed, but the whole egg was dizzy, dangling under the eyes of His Highness King Ping, and moved closer to Xiao Shizi again.

It wasn't until Xiao Shizi poked him and said loudly, "Eggy looks so good today." Then the little guy hid back in his clothes, looking happy and shy.

The husband and wife looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly felt that life was infinitely beautiful.

The carriage was still creaking forward.

Xiao Shizi lay on His Royal Highness Ping Wang's lap, patted the little bulge in his arms, and said with emotion: "Sometimes I feel that time passes very fast, and sometimes it feels very slow - before I know it, it has been more than a year, and even our son There is."

His Royal Highness Prince Ping gently stroked Xiao Shizi's hair and nodded slightly.

Jian Hao looked up from the bottom and saw His Highness King Ping's protruding Adam's apple, sharp-edged chin, and handsome eyebrows.

Xiao Shizi raised his hand and pinched His Highness Ping Wang's face, as if he had taken advantage of it, he smirked.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping lowered his head, and a warm kiss fell on Xiao Shizi's brow, his black eyes were full of doting.

Xiao Shizi's heart skipped a beat, he hooked His Highness Prince Ping's head with his arms, grabbed his lips, and kissed him proactively.

Of course, His Royal Highness Prince Ping would not let go of such an opportunity, and put his big hand on the back of Xiao Shizi's head, deepening the kiss.

Xiao Shizi closed his eyes, his long eyelashes fluttering.

His Royal Highness King Ping felt a surge of enthusiasm in his heart, and his emotions were endless.

The big hands lit fires all over his body, Xiao Shizi became more and more restless, and soft moans unconsciously came out of his throat.

"Well……"

Suddenly, there was a slippery touch on the cheeks, and the husband and wife looked over at the same time, both of them were stunned.

Yuandandan was leaning close to the place where their lips met, "looking" curiously.

——What are you doing?Eggs want it too!

Yuandandan squeezed between the two of them, and rubbed the slippery eggshell on Xiao Shizi's water-colored lips.

The two of them bounced away quickly like an electric shock—like a basin of cold water being poured over their heads, the desire in their bodies faded away in an instant.

- what?

Yuandandan twisted in confusion.

Xiao Shizi turned over, buried his head in the blanket, and smiled sullenly.

His Highness Prince Ping's face darkened, and he looked at Yuandandan coldly with deep eyes - if, if this is not his son, he can turn into a egg flower in minutes!

Yuandandan didn't know that she was lucky to have escaped, so she didn't jump up and down, but twisted and moved to Xiaoshizi's side, rubbing the slippery eggshell persistently against his face just like before.

It wasn't until Xiao Shizi turned his head around that Yuandandan bumped into his mouth excitedly, twisting and turning.

His Royal Highness Prince Ping's face darkened even more.

Xiao Shizi couldn't help laughing out loud, showing his sharp little white teeth.Yuandandan just bumped again, if it wasn't for His Highness Prince Ping's quick hands, at that moment, either the egg shell would hit the wolf's teeth, or the wolf's teeth would break the eggshell - neither of these would be too good.

His Royal Highness Yuandandan Ping picked it up, without any guilt after doing something bad, but twisted his body and rushed towards his face.

The next moment, His Highness Prince Ping's lips were also thinned by the smooth eggshell.

"Hahahaha... not only a stinky egg, but also a little pervert!" Xiao Shizi pointed at his own son and laughed hard.

——Little pervert?Eggs?

Yuandandan shook her fat body covered in beads, and happily accepted the little daddy's "praise".

Looking at His Royal Highness Ping, who was so depressed that he was smoking, Xiao Shizi tried his best to hold back his laughter, and comforted him kindly: "Don't be angry, General Jian is coming back soon, when it comes back, throw the balls to it, when the time comes, Ah, no one will bother you anymore, hehe..."

Xiao Shizi raised his eyebrows pointingly.

Unfortunately, His Highness Prince Ping was not comforted.

With a dull face, he took out the small soft nest that Jian Bing made overnight from the closet, and put the round egg in it.

Yuandandan turned over and tried to jump out.

His Highness Prince Ping pinned him down with one finger, threatening and luring him, "Sleep obediently, and I will give you beads after you are full of sleep."

Yuandandan was stunned, half understanding.

His Highness Prince Ping pointed to the jade beads on his body, and then pointed to the soft luxury nest.

Yuandandan understood immediately, and the whole egg shook and shook, shaking all the beads on its body into the nest.

——Baby Dan is sleeping, the balls are not noisy!

The naked round egg looked at His Highness Prince Ping as if asking for credit, begging for praise.

The corner of His Highness Prince Ping's mouth twitched, black lines covered his head.

"Hahahaha... hiss—" Xiao Shizi bowed his body, inhaling while laughing, "No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing... Hahahaha..."

Yuandandan thought he was playing, and jumped on him happily.

Xiao Shizi was rolling with laughter, Yuandandan rolled back and forth rhythmically in line with his movements.

Seeing his son's naive attitude, Jian Xiaoshi laughed again.

Yuandandan also shook up and down, as if imitating him.

Jian Hao stretched out his hand with a smile, took the little guy into his hand, and took a big bite, "Good son, you are Dad's pistachio!"

Yuandandan twisted and twisted incomparably lively, and bumped towards Xiao Shizi's mouth again.

His Highness King Ping rested his forehead and sighed helplessly.

Looking at his partner and son who were fighting, he felt that this life was enough.