my psychologist

In the next few days, everything seemed to be as usual. I followed Fan Dongfang for rounds, consultations, and lectures as usual. If there is any difference, the frequency of Dean Fan calling Fan Dongfang is a bit strange, and it has reached the point of calling three times a day. .

Dongfang Psychological Counseling Center is about to open, and Fan Dongfang and my assistant have become extraordinarily busy, so I didn't go to Liren this weekend, but spent time with Fan Dongfang in the empty counseling center.

Of course, it is undeniable that I have a little bit of anger with Ling Yu in my behavior, but it is more because Fan Dongfang really needs help.

The Eastern Psychological Counseling Center took shape little by little under my nose. Its planning and decoration adopted 70.00% of my opinions. Almost every corner of it has left my footprints, and I am familiar with every layout. , which caused me to have an untimely sense of belonging here.

After seeing off the cleaning staff, I checked the doors, windows, water and electricity from room to room, and finally found Fan Dongfang who was moving flowerpots in Fan Dongfang's office.I hurriedly took two steps to carry the big flowerpot together with him: "Where are you going to move it?"

Fan Dongfang pointed to the side of the bookcase: "There, it's too dark by the windows."

I chuckled lightly: "You move the flower pot willfully, so you're not afraid of destroying metaphysics."

Fan Dongfang frowned and patted the dirt on his hands: "I am an out-and-out atheist."

From the back, I measured my beautiful figure that couldn't be concealed by sportswear, and talked nonsense with him: "Metaphysics is not a superstition, and atheists can also believe in metaphysics."

Fan Dongfang looked back at me with a half-smile: "Can believing in metaphysics enlighten a little fool?"

With a smile on my face, I examined Fan Dongfang from head to toe and then from foot to head: "According to my preliminary observation, Teacher Fan is not in the category of little fools."

Fan Dongfang sneered, raised his hand and pointed at me: "Little fool."

Me: "..." All right, why am I such a fool?

Fan Dongfang seemed to hear my voice again: "If you don't understand, you are a fool."

I looked at Fan Dongfang, who was extremely relaxed, and sat down on the sofa to look at the traces he left on the floor with a mop to wipe the flower pots: "How many little fools have you seen who can understand three subjects thoroughly in half a month? "

Fan Dongfang straightened up, held the mop, stared at me deeply for a moment, and sneered, "How many more? With you alone, I can get ahead."

Such gazes and words inevitably made me daydream. I looked at Fan Dongfang with blatant inquiry. However, Fan Dongfang did not give me any kind of response I expected. Sensing it, he pushed the mop in my direction calmly: "Go, wash it and leave."

I caught the mop that fell towards me, and followed Fan Dongfang to the bathroom: "Where are you going?"

Fan Dongfang washed his hands seriously, and said with a smile, "Go pick up Xu Yuandong and your blind date."

What a goddamn blind date, when it comes to Xu Yuandong, I'll let you go!

I rinsed the mop, washed my hands, and hid in the bathroom to post a Weibo.

Da da da: #待进入情情地方# Mr. X is coming, and Mr. F almost flew into the waves!What is even more exciting is that Mr. DF will arrive at the scene at the same time, so stay tuned.

After posting, he refreshed Weibo and found that Fan Dongfang had posted two Weibos in succession just now.

Rex: There's a little idiot who just won't get his head around it.

Rex: Maybe I should hypnotize him and help him remember things he should remember but don't.

This little fool is obviously talking about me, the point is, what did I forget?

I am sure and sure, I have not lost my memory, what I can forget is either the drunken fragments, or the really unimportant things.

However, the current situation is that he remembers and I forget, making me seem like a scumbag, which is interesting.

These two microblogs made me feel like I was hiding a few kittens. However, I couldn't ask Fan Dongfang, because theoretically I couldn't see this microblog.

Moreover, I was actually a little afraid that I would make a mistake if I expressed my affection in the wrong way, so I could only send a WeChat message to Ling Yu, who knows me best in recent years, before going out: "Have I met Fan Dongfang before?"

Ling Yu replied in seconds: "Aren't you two inseparable for the past two months?"

I rolled my eyes silently: "I mean before you pack me up and throw me to him."

Ling Yu sent an emoji of a meat bun beating a dog, and then said, "No way."

I gave him a "fuck off" expression, and then asked him: "Have I had a drink in the past few years?"

Ling Yu made a mockery: "You basically break up when you're drunk, and you like to flirt. Otherwise, why do you think Dahai asked me to watch you?"

I couldn't believe it: "My wine quality has always been excellent, that's all your excuses."

Ling Yu threw it at me directly: "Hehe."

What Ling Yu said is true, I am really drunk and then cut off, so there has been quite a controversy about my wine quality. I firmly believe that people who say that my wine quality is not good are deliberately blackmailing me.

Knowing that there was nothing to ask Ling Yu, I abandoned him very cleanly, washed my face, and straightened my hair in front of the mirror.Probably because I stayed in the bathroom for too long, Fan Dongfang stood at the door and knocked: "Do I need to send you some paper?"

I used to feel that every time I came to the counseling center, Fan Dongfang seemed to let himself go a little bit, but now I don't have to doubt it, it's a solid hammer.

I opened the bathroom door and looked at Fan Dongfang who was standing at the door: "Should I take you home to clean up?"

Fan Dongfang raised his eyebrows and looked at me, motioning for me to continue.

I smiled and pointed to his sportswear: "After all, I'm going to see Mr. Xu, don't you make yourself handsome?"

Fan Dongfang looked at me calmly for 2 minutes, then pointed to his lounge and said slowly: "After all, I'm going to meet your blind date, if you want to make yourself look more handsome, I can lend you a Put on clothes."

I rubbed the tip of my nose with my knuckles, lowered my eyes and smiled lightly: "No need." In my heart, I spurned myself for trying to test the relationship between Fan Dongfang and Mr. Xu. Is it possible to get caught up in drinking fake wine?

Fan Dongfang nodded: "Then let's go."

It was said that we were going to pick up Xu Yuandong and Dongfang Sheng, but in fact, one of them came from Xindu and the other from Yandu, and they both drove here by themselves. We just picked them up from where they stayed and had a light meal together. Discuss something.

The hotel where Dongfang Sheng lived was a little far away, so we went to Jingyuan to pick up Xu Yuandong first, but we didn’t expect Xu Yuandong to come down with a suitcase.

When I got out of the car to help him put his luggage in the trunk, I heard Xu Yuandong say to Fan Dongfang: "I'd better stay at your place temporarily, it's not convenient here."

Fan Dongfang laughed lowly, and said, "Okay, let's talk about it first, I'll have a bedroom."

Xu Yuandong seemed to struggle for a moment: "I'll bear it all night."

"I really wronged you." Fan Dongfang snorted and said lazily, "There is a lounge for you in the counseling center. Let Daxi accompany you to buy a comfortable bed after work tomorrow."

Xu Yuandong didn't object, and sighed softly: "Let's do this first, I'll ask Xu Yuannan to help me find a house later."

I can't figure out what inconvenience my uncle's house can cause, Xu Yuannan lives here quite casually, but these are not topics I should ask.Hearing that the topic of these two people turned to the counseling center, I slowly closed the trunk and got back into the car.

The two of them were chatting nonchalantly in the back seat, I was a little silent, this kind of silence became as quiet as a chicken after Dongfang Sheng sat in the passenger seat.

I said that Dongfang Sheng is a walking ice cave, this is not an exaggeration at all.In particular, he also has a tough face with sharp edges and corners. Coupled with his temperament, even if he just sits calmly, he will give people a seemingly non-existent pressure, and he does not have the affinity of a senior psychological counselor at all.

To be honest, I was a little embarrassed and nervous, and my palms holding the steering wheel were a little wet.

Dongfang Cheng suddenly turned his head and looked at me: "Daxi?"

I looked back at him with a smile: "Teacher Dongfang."

Dongfang Cheng spoke concisely, and told me in the tone of stating what he ate today: "Teacher Hong said that you are suitable for me."

I could hardly maintain the decent smile on the corner of my mouth: "It doesn't matter what others say about this kind of thing."

Dongfang Sheng nodded in agreement: "Your appearance is not bad, and it's quite aesthetically pleasing to me."

Does this move the blind date to the present?I cursed Dongfang Shengdi in my heart for not playing cards according to common sense: "The most important thing is the inside, no matter how good the appearance is, if there is no spiritual resonance, you can only be a friend with benefits."

Dongfang Cheng gave a low laugh, his voice was different from Fan Dongfang's gentleness and gorgeousness, it was deep, like a subwoofer: "That's right, so Daxi, what is your view on love?"

I thought about it, and as a solo mother, I can only give my ideal love expectation: "Shared interests, similar personalities, holding hands with each other, and spending the rest of my life together."

After hearing this, Dongfang Sheng said out of nowhere: "As expected of Teacher Fan's direct disciple, even the concept of mate selection is passed down in one continuous line."

These words really caught me off guard. Fortunately, I was about to make a turn. After changing lanes, I smiled and said, "Probably good people have the same good views on mate selection."

Dongfang Sheng laughed again, and took out his mobile phone: "You have my number, add a WeChat."

I was driving, so I handed my mobile phone to Fan Dongfang in the back seat: "Teacher, please help me."

My physical instincts really surpassed my thinking. I only felt the embarrassment of the honey juice in the car after I handed over the phone. What did I do? I really wanted to die.

Fortunately, Fan Dongfang took the phone, and broke the momentary silence with a chuckle: "Little fool, password."

This address is a bit too intimate, and my ears are a little red: "323232."

Fan Dongfang entered the password, scanned and added Dongfang Sheng for me, and asked casually, "Whose birthday is it?"

I glanced at Fan Dongfang's expression in the rearview mirror, and said with a smile: "Jiugongge input method, you will know if you win or lose."

Dongfang Sheng lowered his head and commented expressionlessly: "Love makes people mentally retarded."

Xu Yuandong chuckled, and echoed: "Teacher Dongfang is right."

I said to myself, fart, a group of people who are afraid of chaos in the world!

Serving the three of them, eating and drinking well, listening to a lot of professional academic knowledge and gossip in the circle, when sending Fan Dongfang and Xu Yuandong back to Fan Dongfang's home, I watched the backs of the two walking side by side , couldn't help shouting: "Teacher."

Fan Dongfang stopped, turned around, and looked at me with a smile under the moonlight: "Huh?"

I heard myself asking him, "Have we met somewhere before?"

Fan Dongfang looked at it for a while, and said leisurely: "Think for yourself."