my psychologist

The four of us occupied one side of the square Eight Immortals table. Ling Yu and Fan Dongfang sat facing each other, while Dong Xinghai sat opposite me.

After being seated, I introduced Dong Xinghai to Fan Dongfang: "Teacher, this is Liren's vice-principal Dong."

Fan Dongfang nodded his head expensively, which means he had greeted Dong Xinghai. He didn't show obvious disgust, but he was really not very enthusiastic.I had no choice but to smooth things over for Fan Dongfang: "Teacher Fan is seasick, I haven't recovered from it yet, so don't take it to heart."

Fan Dongfang glanced at me, and didn't refute my rhetoric for the sake of saving face.

Ling Yu looked back and forth between me and Fan Dongfang: "We are not outsiders, don't pay attention to those, let's hurry up and serve the food first, I am really hungry!"

I rang the bell to remind the food to be served, poured a cup of tea for Ling Yu, and filled Fan Dongfang's tea, put the teapot in the middle and signaled Dong Xinghai to help himself: "Drink some tea, don't faint from hunger." .”

Ling Yu raised his foot and kicked my calf: "What a heartless bastard! Who is to blame for my hard work?"

I took a teacup and took a sip of tea slowly: "The little vixen on your dragon bed is changing like a revolving lantern. I don't know who is messing with you this time?"

Ling Yu just crushed a walnut, and smashed the walnut skin on me: "Is the skin itchy again?"

Fan Dongfang suddenly stretched out his hand, flicked off the walnut peel crumbs on my chest, and said unhurriedly: "I know that you have a good relationship, and I don't care about small troubles, but I won't do it if it's the same as last time. agree."

Ling Yu leaned back, put his right ankle on his left knee, and crossed his legs very boldly: "Teacher Fan's tone, why does it sound like a declaration of sovereignty?"

"You can understand it this way." Fan Dongfang crossed his hands on the table, and said calmly, "That's how I protect the calf."

Seeing that these two were about to fight again, I moved my left and right hands together, and stuffed one side of the freshly peeled peanuts: "Stop it! Don't talk about the real thing, just because some of these things don't matter, let's fight first!" .”

Fan Dongfang watched me chew and eat the peanuts I stuffed into his mouth, and asked me in a neutral manner: "When did your affairs end?"

I looked at him for a moment, spread my palms, and brought two freshly peeled peanuts to his face: "Is it enough? There are more." Please shut up for now, don't care about the occasion. .

Fan Dongfang chuckled, and really took the two peanuts away.

Ling Yu watched the play in silence from the beginning to the end, and the mocking smile at the corner of his mouth perfectly interpreted his mood at the moment.

Fortunately, a maid wearing an emerald green skirt and a ponytail with peach blossoms came in carrying a mahogany food box, breaking the somewhat stalemate atmosphere.

A variety of delicious dishes were taken out of the mahogany food box and placed on the table of the Eight Immortals. Finally, there was a jar of pear blossoms. The maid poured a wine cup for each of us and then retreated.

When the food and wine were on the table, Fan Dongfang raised his glass to respect Ling Yu: "Boss Ling, let's go, thank you for introducing me to such a caring assistant."

Ling Yu picked up the wine glass and clinked it with Fan Dongfang: "I dare not take credit, it's Teacher Fan who has a plan."

The two of you came and went, and after half the jar of wine, they were a little tipsy and still didn't get to the point. I knew that Fan Dongfang was taking into account Dong Xinghai's presence, so he didn't want to speak rashly.

I turned the wine glass with my index finger, picked it up and took a sip, and started looking at Dong Xinghai with the wine.To be honest, Dong Xinghai can be regarded as my "life mentor". He taught me to understand the word "missing eyes" with practical actions.

Maybe it's because I looked at Dong Xinghai with too much meaning, but after drinking a glass of wine, Dong Xinghai felt a little bit on pins and needles, and found an excuse to go to the toilet and escaped from the private room.

Fan Dongfang glanced at me with a smile in his eyes, finally put down his wine glass, and got to the point: "President Ling, I heard that you intend to establish a social work service center?"

Ling Yu glanced at me and laughed, "Teacher Fan is quite well informed."

Fan Dongfang smiled and raised his hand and nodded me: "Don't get me wrong, Daxi didn't leak this to me."

Ling Yu ate the drunken chicken with chopsticks: "It's okay if he leaked it, and it's not something shameful in the first place."

"Li'er is such a rationale, but you can't say that. There will inevitably be business conflicts between my consultation center and your Liren. Daxi's identity is here, and it is easy to cause misunderstanding." Fan Dongfang rested his elbow on On the table, he crossed his hands and dragged his chin, "Let me tell you this, Daxi has never disclosed to me any inside information about Liren's business, except for making appointments with me from time to time, and I believe he will not disclose to you my side. It depends on whether President Ling believes him or not."

Ling Yu put down his chopsticks, looked at Fan Dongfang and laughed furiously: "Look at what you said, Li Ren is half as good as him, do you think I believe him?"

"Just trust him. I really don't want him to be caught in the middle because of these misunderstandings." Fan Dongfang held up his glass and respected Ling Yu, "I'm looking for Bureau Zhang to deal with the social work service center. What he told me when I asked. I was thinking about the lack of experienced consultants on your side, and the lack of background and opportunities to promote the consulting center on my side. I simply asked Daxi to invite you to come and talk to see if there are any. possibility of cooperation."

Ling Yu pondered for a moment, and when he heard the door knock, he turned his head to look at Dong Xinghai: "Okay, I will discuss this matter with Daxi, and I will discuss it with you later."

Fan Dongfang raised his glass to Ling Yu: "I hope to have the opportunity to cooperate."

Ling Yu clinked glasses with Fan Dongfang: "As long as Teacher Fan is sincere, I am still willing to cooperate with Teacher Fan."

Hearing the deep meaning in Ling Yu's words, Fan Dongfang smiled, and said without hesitation: "Boss Ling must have misunderstood me deeply, otherwise he wouldn't have changed his attitude towards me."

Ling Yu pointed at me and looked at Fan Dongfang with a half-smile: "As long as Teacher Fan returns Daxi to me, I won't have any misunderstandings about you."

Fan Dongfang said indifferently: "Then you should continue to misunderstand me! I can't betray my students for this innocent innocence."

Ling Yu sneered directly, and raised his hand to pat my left shoulder: "Anyone can say high-sounding words. Since we are sitting together today, let's not talk about those nonsense. Teacher Fan, this brat, his elder brother Put him in my hands and let me watch him, I can't let him be bullied."

"As I said, there is nothing wrong with me, I just protect my weaknesses." Fan Dongfang chuckled, put his hand on my right shoulder, and said slowly, "Don't talk about bullying, I won't let anyone feel wronged." killed him."

Ling Yu said casually: "I hope you will practice what you say, not just trying to make fun of it."

Fan Dongfang was not forgiving: "As long as Mr. Ling can be as good as he says, I don't need Mr. Ling to worry about it."

The two of them had a lot of energy coming and going, I was really embarrassed and touched by their quarrel, shaking my sore left shoulder, watching the lively wine glass empty for several rounds, and when I was pouring wine from the wine jar, Ling Yu raised his eyebrows, and took my wine glass: "Just your wine, do you still drink it?"

I tapped my temples with my fingertips and squinted at Ling Yu: "What's wrong with my wine?"

The corner of Ling Yu's mouth twitched: "Okay! I'm drunk!"

Fan Dongfang frowned and stared at me for a moment: "He's sober, he doesn't look like he's drunk."

Ling Yu sneered: "No matter how much he drinks, he looks sane. Just to remind you, don't tell him your business tonight. It's useless to tell him."

Fan Dongfang raised his eyebrows: "How?"

"Break it! This brat has a poor capacity for alcohol, and he will break it after drinking a little wine!" Ling Yu finished speaking impatiently, grabbed my arm and dragged me up, "We're done talking, and the wine is gone!" I'm almost done drinking, let's go. I'll take Daxi home, Teacher Fan, can I find you a substitute driver?"

Fan Dongfang and Ling Yu looked at each other for a while, probably knowing that he had no position to talk to Ling Yugang in this matter, so Shi Shiran raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation: "You go your way, and I can find it myself."

Before going out, Fan Dongfang suddenly stopped me, beckoned me back to him and almost whispered in my ear: "Little Daji, do you love to mess with relatives besides fragments when you're drunk?"

I suddenly turned my head to look at Fan Dongfang, and said slowly, "Teacher, I don't understand what you mean."

Fan Dongfang looked at me and smiled lowly: "If you still remember this sentence when you wake up tomorrow, the teacher will explain it to you."

I raised the corners of my lips and chuckled: "You are so thin and flirtatious."

Fan Dongfang looked at me and smiled without saying a word. I knew that the deep meaning in that smile was most likely——you are worse than drunk.

Dong Xinghai didn't drink at night, he drove Ling Yu and me back to the city.

Ling Yu was well aware of my tendency to urinate after drinking, so he took the passenger seat directly and left the entire back seat for me.

I lay on the back seat thinking about what Fan Dongfang said, and it didn’t look like he was just teasing me, so I raised my foot and kicked the headrest of the passenger seat: “Is it really broken after drinking?”

While flirting with the little vixen with his cell phone, Ling Yu said casually, "One cup is fine, two cups are okay, three cups are definitely off, think about how many cups you drank silently tonight."

There are seven or eight cups instead of ten cups.

I silently typed Fan Dongfang's provocative farewell message into the memo, set an alarm to remind me, and then sent myself a WeChat message to remind me to wake up and read the memo: "Aside from the fragments, I still have Do you have other drunk behaviors? For example, drunk sex or something?"

Ling Yu rolled his eyes: "Sex after drinking is nonsense, who can get hard when really drunk?"

Dong Xinghai's car was shaking a little, and I was a little confused by the shaking while lying on the back seat: "Then my wine should be quite good."

Ling Yu glanced at Dong Xinghai who was driving, and seemed to change his words temporarily: "If you have really good wine, why should I take you so seriously?"

"Then I really thank you." With Ling Yu by my side, I am really at ease, otherwise I wouldn't only dare to drink when Ling Yu is present, and I don't know what Ling Yu said later. After Ling Yu thanked me, I was shaken to sleep.

When I woke up at three o'clock in the morning, I was already lying on the bed in the guest room of my house. I was stripped down to only a pair of underwear, wrapped in an air-conditioning quilt. boiled water.

I touched the water glass and drank half a glass of water, rubbing my swollen and painful temples, and I was a little dazed—my memory stopped at the middle of the meal, when Ling Yu and Fan Dongfang clung to each other with my shoulders, I just remembered what happened afterwards I can't get up.

But judging from the current number, it should be Ling Yu who sent me back.

Ling Yu didn't even get the slippers for me, so I went barefoot to the entrance to pull on a pair of slippers, went into the bathroom, took a shower, sobered up a lot, walked around the entrance, the living room, and the shoe changing area, and finally in the bathroom. I found a handbag next to the sofa stool in the shoe changing area.

The phone was out of battery and turned off. I took the phone back to the master bedroom, connected it to the charger and lay on the bed to check the missed calls and unread messages.

In WeChat, the WeChat message I sent to myself was extremely eye-catching: read the memo!Look at the memo!Look at the memo!

After saying it three times with an exclamation mark, it is obviously important.

I opened the memo, however, after seeing the content of the memo, I really regretted that I had to get up and clean up, and just sleep in the guest bedroom until dawn.

I thought, I probably won't be able to sleep.

2010-7-3022: 13

The old vixen asked me: After being drunk, do you still love to mess with your relatives besides fragments?

I said: I don't understand what he means

The old vixen said: If I still remember this sentence when I wake up tomorrow, he will explain it to me.

Ask him him he him!If you don't ask, you're cowardly!