my psychologist

When I arrived at the airport, I called Fan Dongfang again before boarding the plane, but no one answered.

After getting off the plane, I was taken directly to the Municipal Second Hospital by the family car.

There were many flower and fruit baskets in the suite of the ward. Obviously, my youngest son walked behind many people due to the distance, and because he came in a hurry, he directly entered the ward empty-handed.

Dad was indeed not seriously injured as the elder brother said, but it was not a minor injury. At least there was a circle of gauze wrapped around his forehead, and his left hand was hung around his neck with a plaster cast.

In my impression, the relationship between my father and my mother has always been a model. I thought I would see my mother, who was soft on the outside and strong on the inside, with red eyes in front of the hospital bed, but I didn’t expect to see another woman who still has charm .

I looked around, but I didn't see the figure of my mother, so I couldn't help but have some speculations in my heart.Glancing at the elder brother who was standing by the window to answer the phone, I asked my father who was sitting on the hospital bed and eating an apple with the hand of a strange woman: "Where is mother?"

Dad looked at me expressionlessly, pointed at the woman sitting next to the hospital bed with his chin, and reprimanded him unhurriedly: "What about your upbringing?"

As if I had just discovered that there was such a person in the ward, I turned my eyes to the strange woman who behaved quite intimately with my father--with beautiful eyebrows, just like Xiaojiabiyu, but the sophistication in the eyes and the faint crow's feet at the end of the eyes ruined it She had a somewhat weak temperament, and the redness and swelling of her forehead made her even more attractive.

I looked at this strange woman carefully, and in my heart I had a PK with my mother, and my mother won.Faced with my father's increasingly displeased eyes, I had enough of this woman, and greeted me very perfunctorily: "Hello, Auntie."

Dad frowned and looked at me, obviously a little angry.

The strange woman smiled softly: "Hello, are you Daxi? I ​​often hear Shilin mention you."

I observed the lady's body language, and the smile on my lips gradually deepened: "You know my dad very well? Why haven't you heard him mention you?"

The strange woman was not annoyed either, as if she wanted to fully interpret the woman's tenderness: "It doesn't matter if he doesn't mention it, but mentioning me will probably only make him sad."

I was suffocated by her words forcibly, and I understood why my mother didn't guard my father in the ward. With such a bastard here, my mother's temper might tear Lao Bailian with her hands.

I pulled a chair, sat on the other side of the hospital bed, and looked at my father with a smile: "Father's wife is virtuous, his son is filial, and his children and grandchildren are full of children, what is there to be sad about?" After speaking, I turned to the strange woman, smiled brightly, "Dad never mentioned you, probably just didn't feel the need to mention it."

The strange woman's gentle mask cracked for a moment, and then she smiled and said, "I don't know who you look like with this mouth, Shilin has never been so rude."

I leaned over to take an apple, peeled it and said lazily: "It's not a big feudal family, what's the matter with the son coming to see his father and have to abide by the etiquette? Are you tired? It's you, it seems a little..."

The eldest brother came over after making the phone call. It was rare that he didn't scold me for being unruly, and asked me: "Have you eaten yet?"

"No, I went straight to the hospital after getting off the plane." I handed the peeled apple to my father's right hand, and said to the strange woman with a smile, "It's getting late, so I won't bother you to take care of my father."

The strange woman glanced at my father, put down the fruit plate in her hand slowly, and said with a smile: "Shilin, your little son has a really sharp mouth, he doesn't look like you at all."

Dad took a bite of the apple I peeled for him, and said indifferently: "It's quite like me that I don't rub the sand in my eyes."

The elder brother gave a low laugh, and said to the strange woman: "Aunt Liu, you were also frightened today, I will send you back to rest."

The eldest brother sent the strange woman out of the ward, and my father and I were left staring at each other in the ward.

My father gnawed the apple expressionlessly, and I watched him gnawing with a smile. After my father gnawed the apple, the apple core was thrown at me. I grabbed the apple core with my backhand and threw it into the trash can. Angry at me for driving your confidante away?"

Dad snorted and laughed: "Don't be too big or small, does your mother know when you come back?"

"I don't know, I haven't had time to report to her yet." I looked at my father and smiled very maliciously, "Don't ask me to help you coax mom to come here before you explain it clearly."

Dad probably wanted to kick me, but his good upbringing restricted his behavior. After looking at me blankly for a moment, he said, "She is the youngest daughter of your grandpa Liu. She just returned to China and took over Liu's building materials. They are discussing cooperation with me."

The Liu family is family friends with our family, so it's not surprising that Dad is familiar with that woman, I nodded seriously: "Oh, we talked about cooperation and talked about her feeding you apples."

Dad looked helpless: "It's stuffed into my mouth, I can't spit it out."

"According to your theory, you can't push away after climbing into bed?" After I finished speaking, I jumped up and ran out of Dad's attack range.

Dad pointed at me, and was so angry that his blood surged up: "Get out!"

I leaned against the door and didn't move: "I'll get out when the elder brother comes back. Tell me about your car accident. How did you get hurt like this?"

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Dad's face, and he said vaguely, "Accident."

I touched my chin and measured my father for a moment, then sent him a screenshot of the chat history between me and my mother: "Don't tell me that you had a good time with your old friend in the middle of the Qixi Festival, and that they had a car accident together this morning .”

Dad stared at me with a dark face: "If you have a sick brain, go upstairs and look inside your brain, don't bother me here!"

I couldn't help but start to laugh, and when I was happy enough, Shi Shiran said: "I don't know the white moonlight cinnabar mole, so I don't need to look inside my brain."

Dad glared at me angrily for a long time, and finally said unwillingly: "I was at home all the time last night. I had an appointment with Liu Rushi this morning to talk about cooperation. I didn't expect a car accident."

I clicked on the screen of my phone and said with a smile, "You and Mom are lying."

My father's temper was brought to the brink of explosion by me, and he glared angrily at me as if he wanted to beat me with his broken arm, and I said, "I will take your words to my mother."

Dad calmed down a little, and said blankly: "There has never been a white moonlight cinnabar mole."

I couldn't help laughing: "Well, whether mom believes it or not, I believe in you."

Dad gave me a blank look, and said awkwardly, "Fan Dongfang is not bad."

I was happy: "Mom must also believe in you."

Dad was finally satisfied. The anger that I provoked to the verge of explosion subsided instantly, and he waved his hand to signal me to get out: "Your elder brother is here, you go home first."

I understood, said hello to the elder brother who pushed the door, and returned home with the mission my father hinted to me.

When I got home, my mother was lying in the rocking chair listening to "Worshiping the Moon Pavilion".

Seeing me back, my mother was not surprised at all: "I knew your father would get you back."

I said helplessly: "Dad was in a car accident. Isn't it my duty as a son of man when I come back to see him? How did you say that Dad is trying to trick me into coming back?"

Mom took a hickory nut, peeled the skin slowly, and laughed: "It's almost the same as a scorpion. There's nothing wrong with his arm in a cast."

I was speechless for a moment. I went through the cause and effect in my heart, and said carefully, "Car accidents are always true."

Mom threw the half-peeled hickory nuts into the dried fruit box: "It's not safe to mess with a rotten peach blossom."

I walked around behind and squeezed the shoulders of my mother, "I just met that Ms. Liu in the hospital. Dad only treats her as an old friend, and doesn't care about her at all."

Mom pointed to her neck and motioned for me to help her pinch her cervical spine: "I know, your dad can barely pretend to be you and your elder brother except for me."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "Then what happened to the life insights you sent me in the middle of the night yesterday?"

Mom took it for granted: "Of course I sent it to you on purpose so that you could show it to your dad."

Me: "As co-author, I'm a prop for you and my dad to make fun of me?"

Mom shrugged: "No way, your elder brother is close at hand and too shrewd to be fooled."

Me: "Oh, I was fooled by you two, and I have to blame myself for being stupid."

Mom said in a rambunctious voice: "It's not very smart."

I:"……"

It's also my fault that I deserved it. After being away from home for many years, I suddenly forgot about this weird hobby of my parents and the countless times I was "deceived" by my parents in turn.

Da Da Da: Recalling the past is full of blood and tears. [/laugh cry]

After completing the mission of "Parents Fighting Skills Tool", after dinner, I watched my mother go to the hospital with an insulated bucket, and I posted a Weibo while lying on the bed.

The person who hadn't moved all day, after I posted this Weibo, the video call came directly.

I jumped out of bed, straightened my messy hair in front of the mirror on the dressing table, jumped back on the bed, leaned against the head of the bed, and put on a casual gesture to connect to the video.

Fan Dongfang was wearing a white coat, sitting in an office that was very unfamiliar to me, with blue dark circles under his eyes, and blue stubble on his lips and chin. He was obviously extremely tired but surprisingly sexy Sultry, I didn't hide my admiration in my heart, through the phone screen, I admired the man who is especially pleasing to me now: "Are you done?"

Fan Dongfang leaned back on the chair and smiled lazily: "Intermission."

I frowned and said in disapproval: "Mr. Fan, do you want to fight like this?"

Fan Dongfang smiled and said: "If I don't fight, I will have to fight with my old father. Don't worry, I know it well, and it will be fine after this time."

Naturally, I couldn't stop him from being a filial piety, so I had no choice but to instruct him nonchalantly: "You know what your own stomach is like, take it easy, don't tire yourself into scraps, I'm not a recycling bin. "

Fan Dongfang raised his hand and tapped me through the screen: "I'm still in the mood to be poor with me, it seems that uncle should be fine."

I was happy when I heard this: "Well, it's not serious, his little injury is probably not as serious as the critical blow to my heart."

Fan Dongfang raised his eyebrows and asked me with interest: "Oh? How should I say it?"

I smiled and said, "Mom and dad are fighting for fun, I accidentally made a move, and I became their toolman again."

Fan Dongfang laughed and teased me: "Do you want me to charge some IQ fees for you?"

"Get out!" I scolded him with a smile, and vowed to defend myself, "It's just that I've been away from home for too long, and I suddenly didn't remember it, otherwise I couldn't be played like a little fool by them."

Fan Dongfang smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you are owed not for your IQ, but for your experience. The next time you are tricked, try to be tricked more gracefully. This is more in line with your overall temperament."

I laughed and scolded: "Won't your conscience ache when you say such poisonous words with a spoiled face?"

Fan Dongfang smiled lowly: "It hurts, can you rub it?"

Suddenly started teasing after a disagreement, I was caught off guard and seemed to blush, but my mouth was very stiff: "If you dare to take it off, I will rub it."

Fan Dongfang laughed: "Waiting for you to come back."

It was another wordless agreement, but I don't know if Mr. Fan will keep what he said. I looked at Fan Dongfang and I looked at each other for a moment through the mobile phone screen, and replied with a smile: "Okay."

Anyway, let's say yes first.