my psychologist

Naturally, Ling Yu couldn't see me that night, because I was alone with Fan Dongfang all night in Fan Dongfang's specialist consultation room, of course, we were alone through a door.Fan Dongfang slept in the inner lounge, while I spent the night in the consulting chair.

Not to mention, the 10,000+ chair feels different when lying down, and it is quite comfortable to sleep on, and there is no backache after sleeping on it all night.

The bathroom was in the inner lounge. I didn't have the courage to break into Fan Dongfang's "boudoir", so I wandered to the public toilet to drain the water. When I came back, I passed the nurse's station just in time for the nurses on the morning shift and the nurses on the night shift to change shifts.

"Sister Xu, Doctor Fan is on duty late at night?" The nurse who came to take over was full of surprise in her words.

The nurse surnamed Xu was filling out the handover duty form, and said: "I don't know why I was on duty all of a sudden. I was shocked when I saw Dr. Fan's duty record yesterday. I think it was Dr. Fan's first day. When he came to work, he made it clear that he was not on the night shift."

Is there anything you don't understand when you hear this?In my heart, I blamed Fan Dongfang for not being a son of man, so I speeded up my slow pace and went back to Fan Dongfang's specialist consultation room.

Fan Dongfang had already woken up, changed into a white shirt, and was tying a dark blue narrow tie in front of the mirror, when he heard the sound of my door closing, he said, "Here is a spare dental kit, come in and wash up."

I don't really want to go into Fan Dongfang's lounge. After all, this man is the one I like the most except for his personality. I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back: "I'll just wash it when I get home. "

Fan Dongfang didn't wear glasses, squinted his eyes and looked at me with a gentle and affectionate look, but his words were not at all gentle: "I have a cleanliness addiction, and I don't like to be in the same space with people with loud voices."

I raised my hand and looked at my watch, it was [-]:[-], so I smiled and said, "Exactly, I'm off work already."

Fan Dongfang unbuttoned his belt and tucked the hem of his shirt into the waistband of his trousers. He reached out and motioned for me to help him put on the cufflinks: "Do you have any misunderstandings about the profession of life assistant? If so, I can give you half a month's time Go and learn how to be a qualified assistant, and then report to me when you are qualified, but my position is always in high demand, so don't blame me if you don't have your position at that time."

"I have mouthwash in the car." What else can I say, even if I am classified as a life assistant, I can only accept my fate and work overtime for myself.I walked across from Fan Dongfang and raised my hand to grab the cufflinks on the table, but Fan Dongfang grabbed my wrist. The hand that pinched me was really a blessing for hand control.I suppressed the untimely restlessness in my heart, and looked at Fan Dongfang in confusion.

Fan Dongfang chuckled, let go of my wrist, pinched my chin and told me to look into the bathroom: "Go and wash off your eye gum."

Me: "..." I really want to tear this guy up!

In the end, I made a compromise, washed it in Fan Dongfang's lounge, shaved off the stubble with Fan Dongfang's razor, and changed into the clothes that Fan Dongfang kindly lent me, and finally cleaned up. Satisfied with this curly man, he closed his picky mouth.

What Fan Dongfang lent me was a shirt and trousers of the same style as the suit he was wearing. This man was clearly five centimeters taller than me, but the suit he lent me fit me unexpectedly.I seriously doubt that this suit is probably not his own, but that he is going to give it to his little lover, Mr. Xu. After all, Mr. Xu and I are not too different in height and shape.I just lent the clothes I was going to give to Xiaoqinger to the new assistant. This behavior was a bit scumbag. I looked at Fan Dongfang suspiciously, trying to see through Fan Dongfang's sincerity under the mask of hypocrisy. He hurriedly looked away from me.

Fan Dongfang unexpectedly didn't run into my peeping at him, and seemed to be in a good mood to greet me: "Let's go and have breakfast."

Fan Dongfang is dressed very formally today, which means that I am also very formally dressed. We are wearing the same clothes and standing side by side in front of the mirror. We look so matched, especially like a young couple who are going to the Civil Affairs Bureau together.Of course, this is just a delusion. Not to mention that same-sex marriage has not been legalized, even if it is legalized, it is unlikely that he and I will develop that kind of relationship.

He showed his elite spirit so vividly that he didn't even let go of my assistant's attire. I guessed that he might have something urgent to do later, so I asked, "Where are you going?"

Fan Dongfang looked at me with a half-smile: "Sleeping all night, courage grows."

Me: "..." I still wanted to tear him apart.

Fan Dongfang was really in a good mood, Shi Shiran went out: "Let's go, little Daji, the teacher will take you to drink porridge."

Me: "..." I really want to tear him apart!

He said he took me to drink porridge, but in the end he just said the name of a porridge shop. I drove the car and paid for it. After finishing the porridge, I was ordered to drive him to T University .

After the car parked in the T parking lot, Fan Dongfang checked the instruments in the mirror on the visor, and said casually, "Today I have a lecture here about what psychoanalysis is."

I looked at Fan Dongfang, waiting for his next instruction. Based on my knowledge of him in the past two days, he must have something to say, so I couldn't help feeling a little hopeful.

Probably because I accidentally showed my desire to please him, Fan Dongfang's eyes were full of smiles: "You can go and listen."

The little anticipation turned into a very exciting one. Just as I was about to agree, I heard Fan Dongfang say again: "Of course, if you have something to do, you don't have to listen. After all, you are already off work, so it's not good to take up too much of your personal time. Just pick me up here in two hours, lest you scold me for exploiting employees in your heart, you must know that I am actually quite democratic."

"..." I'm an idiot for believing that this guy is aimless!It turned out that I was waiting here to trick me. However, even if I saw through his tricks, I still had to jump in willingly: "Of course Teacher Fan is good, otherwise President Ling would not be so optimistic about you. As your Assistant, it's my duty to be on call at all times, how could I think you're taking up my private time? Could it be that I'm such an ignorant person in your heart?"

Fan Dongfang's ruthless face smiled and then seemed to be very meaningful: "You don't need to say whether you are sensible or not, you can tell me with your actions."

"..." Fan Dongfang and I looked at each other, resigned ourselves to get out of the car and opened the car door for him, leaned slightly while holding the car door, and said respectfully, "Teacher Fan, please get out of the car."

Fan Dongfang adjusted his glasses, got out of the car and walked towards the teaching building with long legs. I quickly locked the car, trotted to catch up, followed behind him with half a step, and said tentatively: "Liren also plans to start psychoanalysis. workshop, just haven't found the right mentor yet."

Fan Dongfang slightly tilted his head and gave me a sideways look, without comment.

Mr. Ling wanted to lure him to Liren to teach, which was something we both knew. This vile man obviously wouldn't let go so easily, so I wisely didn't continue this topic.

It is obviously not the first time for Fan Dongfang to teach here. Many students greeted him along the way. When he was about to enter the teaching building, Fan Dongfang suddenly said: "I have no plans to teach for private institutions. It is because you, Mr. Ling, are still alive." It’s all about your heart. If you’re only following me to invite me back to teach, there’s no need to waste your time.”

Ever since I met this arrogant man, I seemed to be suffocated everywhere, and my unyielding character suddenly came online, and I completely forgot my original intention of leaving in two days. Being with Teacher Fan is to improve myself, you think of me too worldly, you must know that I also have the heart of a scholar."

Fan Dongfang let out a soft "Oh", and Shi Shiran said, "I hope so."

When we arrived at the lecture location, Fan Dongfangbing and I parted ways. He continued to walk forward, and I entered the classroom through the back door.

The 200-seat auditorium was full of seats, and all the youthful faces were full of anticipation. I saw Fan Dongfang's popularity for the first time.

Thinking about it, this man is like a fake, with good looks, talent, decent manners, self-cultivation, good taste and wealth, it is really easy to like.

I stood at the back of the classroom and watched him walk onto the podium calmly, and started his wonderful performance with his ear-cracking voice: "Aristotle said, what we see is true, what we can't see is true." It is false. In fact, the things seen in this world are dominated by things that cannot be seen. For example, Newton saw the apple fall, right? Everyone saw it, so this is an illusion, he concluded The laws of mechanics are true. In a sense, the people we like are the ones who treat us badly. You see children are always rebelling against their parents, right? Because parents are telling the truth to their children .Why is there a market for liars? Liars are very popular when they are not exposed. They will always say things that you will love to hear. In fact, we don’t know people very well. There is a motto in the Temple of Apollo, knowing You. What he refers to is not to let you know what your name is and what kind of occupation you are in, but to let you know the essence of human beings and let you explore what a human being is. So what is a human being? In my opinion It's a monster. Animals, angels, and gods are all easy to recognize because they are pure, only humans are a complex mixture. There are many people who argue about whether people are inherently good or inherently evil. In fact, these are all wrong. Let's Look at what a human being is. Freud made it clear what a human being is..."

I watched Fan Dongfang talking eloquently on the podium, and I couldn't take my eyes off it. This is not a good sign.

It happened that the phone was vibrating non-stop, and I quietly left the classroom through the back door. I don’t know if it was my illusion. When I opened the back door, I always felt that there were two real eyes on my back. .

The call was from Ling Yu, presumably his patience had reached its limit.

I lit a cigarette while lighting the fire, and answered the phone. As I expected, Ling Yu had become a raging lion. As soon as the phone was connected, he started cursing: "Where the hell did you go? Do I need to go?" Collect your body?"

I stood at the window at the end of the corridor, looking down at the young fresh meats, and lazily replied: "What did you ask me to do? You don't have any clues? Are you old or your brain is broken? IQ basin can't remember Don't let me fart, do you need me to invite you a medical team to come back and consult with experts?"

"Get out of your mother's medical team, the rich young master is amazing, right? Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death?"

I chuckled lightly: "I followed your instructions carefully and made a mistake. You are too difficult to serve."

"Don't come here, brother doesn't know you? It's so bad." Ling Yu said violently, "Hurry up and get rid of Ruiming's vice-principal Qi! My brother is driving her crazy."

I couldn't help laughing: "It won't be soon, just bear with it!"