Rules for getting along with snake spirits

The two of you are just like this, you feed me a piece, and I feed you a piece to solve the watermelon that was not much in the first place.

After all, the sofa is a bit small, and this position is very crowded. I don’t feel anything at first, but it still feels a little uncomfortable after sitting for a long time.

Anyway, there was nothing to watch on TV, so Gu Huaibei simply picked him up and put him on the bed with Tong Yi's expectant expression on his face.

After putting it off, Gu Huaibei went to take a shower, feeling a little uncomfortable with the smell of hot pot.

Tong Yi, who was thrown onto the bed by Gu Huaibei, hugged the other's pillow excitedly and rolled around on the bed several times.

When Gu Huaibei came out of the shower, he saw Tong Yi hugging his pillow and not letting go.

"Go take a shower first, don't smell the hot pot smell from my pillow." Gu Huaibei said.

Tong Yi obediently let go when she heard this, and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.

Gu Huaibei lay down on the bed, and as soon as he swiped open the phone screen, he saw an x-mail message from He Yinan.

This Thursday is Xiao He's birthday, so He Yinan asked him out for dinner.

After Gu Huaibei said hello, he asked casually if he could take someone with him.

He Yinan was silent for a while before replying.

You are with him! ! ! ? ? ?

The string of punctuation marks after that is enough to show how shocked He Yinan was.

Gu Huaibei touched his nose and gave He Yinan an affirmative reply.

The next second the call came.

"A Huai, are you really with him? Are you really together? Is it the one I thought? Are you serious?"

As soon as Gu Huaibei pressed the answer button, He Yinan on the other end popped up a series of questions like a pea shooter.

"Yes yes yes yes, it's what you think, it's serious." Gu Huaibei said helplessly.

"Are you serious or is he serious?" He Yinan asked.

"We are both serious." Gu Huaibei said helplessly.

"Since you are also serious, I can only say I wish 99." He Yinan said helplessly.

The two chatted for a few more words, and after booking a place for dinner on Thursday, they hung up the phone.

Not a while after hanging up the phone, Tong Yi came out.

"Tong Yi." Gu Huaibei called out.

"Huh?" Tong Yi replied with a smile.

"Are you free on Thursday night?" Gu Huaibei asked.

"It should be fine, but I can't give you an absolute guarantee." Tong Yi said, there are some emergencies that he can't predict now, so he didn't talk too much.

"It's Xiao He's birthday that day. A few of our friends are going to have dinner together. If you are free, you can go with me." Gu Huaibei said.

"Okay." Tong Yi smiled and threw herself on Gu Huaibei, wrapping her arms around Gu Huaibei's neck, "If I'm fine, I'll go with you."

"Yeah." Gu Huaibei has no objection, sometimes Tong Yi will have some unexpected work, which Gu Huaibei can still understand, and if there is really something that can't go, he will not be angry.

Thinking of Tong Yi's work, Gu Huaibei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that this guy had promised him something before.

"Tong Yi." Gu Huaibei said.

"What's wrong~" Tong Yi rubbed Gu Huaibei's neck and replied.

"Did you forget something?" Gu Huaibei asked.

Tong Yi was stunned for a moment, he had a good memory, so he naturally knew what Gu Huaibei was talking about, and then his face fell down, "...Huaibei, do you have to know?"

"Yes." Gu Huaibei nodded.

"You should know what I do, right?" Tong Yi got up from Gu Huaibei, sat aside, scratched his hair in distress, and asked.

"Tell me? I don't think I can accurately summarize your occupation." Gu Huaibei asked with a smile.

"Hmm..." Tong Yi responded subconsciously, as if thinking about how to say it, "I'm here to show Xie Chun, and help him collect debts, etc. The band is just for fun."

"Who is Xie Chun?" Gu Huaibei asked, Tong Yi had already equated Xie Chun with Brother Chun when Tong Yi said Xie Chun, but he was still very curious about Xie Chun's identity.

"It's a very stupid guy. We've known each other for a long time. At the beginning, I didn't expect that guy to be so good at it." Tong Yi said, "I couldn't find a job after graduating from college, and that guy begged me to help him. I agreed."

Gu Huaibei was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that this sentence contained a lot of information, "Graduated from university?"

"Well, what's wrong with graduating from university?" Tong Yi nodded, indicating that there is nothing wrong with graduating from university?

"Aren't you younger than me?" Gu Huaibei remembered that when he asked Tong Yi's age, the guy said 21 years old.

"Well, that's right, I skipped grades and graduated from university at the age of 20." Tong Yi said.

"... That's amazing, what school did you go to?" Gu Huaibei was shocked.

Tong Yi reported the name of a school. Gu Huaibei had heard of that school, and it was one of the top three music schools in China. Many famous singers graduated from that school.

"Why don't you become a star?" Gu Huaibei was a little puzzled. With this guy's appearance, there must be scouts hooking up with him just by walking on the road. In addition to his singing skills, he is simply invincible. He will be the next superstar. up.

"Very boring." Tong Yi pouted.

"What's so boring about being a celebrity? And being a celebrity, many people will like you." Gu Huaibei said.

"I just think being a star is boring. Whether people like me or not is none of my business?" Tong Yi touched the cigarette case, lowered her head and lit a cigarette, and said slowly, "As long as Huaibei likes me, that's fine. "

Gu Huaibei finally found out that Tong Yi is getting more and more good at talking about love, he stretched out his hand and rubbed Tong Yi's head, "Tell me about your past, such as the college entrance examination, you are an art student, right? "

"Hmm." Tong Yi heard the words and thought for a while, "I'm a science student. That school has a major that can be directly admitted. I volunteered to fill in the one directly. It seems to be art management or something. Later, a professor found that I was very good. , let me change my major.”

"??? Is there still such an operation?" Gu Huaibei was stunned, and asked casually, "How many points did you get in the test?"

"Seven hundred." Tong Yi replied casually.

"How much, how much?" Gu Huaibei felt that he might be hallucinating.

"Seven hundred." Tong Yi repeated again.

"What's wrong with you? You can choose any university in [-]% of the country! Why do you have to go to the Conservatory of Music?" Gu Huaibei couldn't help cursing, touched the phone and began to recall the year of Tong Yi's college entrance examination, intending to check it. At that time, what was the number one score in the science college entrance examination in S province.

"You don't need to look it up, the top scorer in the college entrance examination is 715, I'm missing two big questions in math." Tong Yi said with a smile.

At the same time, Gu Huaibei searched the science rankings at that time, No. 4700 points, and the name column was Tong x.

"What the hell is this x?" Gu Huaibei twitched the corner of his mouth.

"I still spent money to not write my full name on it." Tong Yi said with a smile.

"Why are you emptying two big questions?" Gu Huaibei couldn't help asking.

"In order not to be the first in the exam." Tong Yi said as a matter of course.

"People think they can't get the first place in the exam, so you still dislike it?" Gu Huaibei was very helpless when he heard this.

"..." Tong Yi was silent for a while, and then said, "I was very bad at the time, and I suddenly became the provincial champion, which kind of ruined other people's views, and the provincial champion had to accept various interviews, what a trouble, people How can I answer if you ask me what secrets I have learned?"

"So, what secrets do you learn?" Gu Huaibei asked with interest after hearing the words.

Tong Yi thought for a while, and then said with some uncertainty, "... Fight more and go to school less?"

"...How on earth did you get [-] in the exam?" Gu Huaibei's mouth twitched when he heard this.

"I'm a genius~" Tong Yi said with narrowed eyes.

"..." It's rare for Gu Huaibei not to feel that Tong Yi is a thick-skinned guy. He can probably imagine how bad this guy was when he was in school. Even if he was like that, he could still pass the exam with a score of 700. His IQ must be extraordinary.

"Say something else? Like what happened to you before?" Gu Huaibei asked with a smile as he hugged Tong Yi into his arms.

Tong Yi's face froze when she heard this, she stretched out her hand to hook Gu Huaibei's neck, and buried her face in Gu Huaibei's shoulder.

Tong Yi didn't want to talk about those things in his past, but he also knew that if he didn't talk about it, his Huaibei would be angry.

After a long time, Gu Huaibei heard Tong Yi's voice.

"My mother is a whore."

Gu Huaibei was taken aback when he heard this.

Tong Yi chuckled and continued.

"For money, I will do anything."

"When I was 14, that fucker died of AIDS."

"It's good to die."

"Then he was taken home by Ke Yu."

"I went to high school and went to college."

"Help Xie Chun after graduation."

"I started a band out of interest."

"Then."

"Meet you."

Gu Huaibei was stunned, he suddenly understood the meaning of 'Dying'.

Tong Yi summed up his past in just a few words, but in fact his past was not as simple as he said.

Tong Yi's mother is a prostitute, and his biological father, Ke Yu, is a well-known entrepreneur in S City.

Decades ago, Ke Yu was just the young master of the Ke family, while Tong Yi's mother, Tong Lan, was a well-known beautiful lady in the local red-light district.

Like most clichéd and bloody plots, the young master fell in love with a prostitute. The people in power at the time of the Ke family were extremely angry and resolutely refused to allow them to be together, so they sent Ke Yu out of the country directly.

Tong Lan gave birth to Tong Yi by herself, and pitifully hoped that one day she would be able to wait for Ke Yu.

For the sake of money, Tong Lan went back to her old business. Year after year, she didn't find the person she was waiting for.

This beautiful woman, who was already somewhat nervous, became more and more irritable.

When this woman went crazy, she would pinch the four-year-old Tong Yi and ask him why he didn't come back. For a long time, Tong Yi couldn't hear the words 'Why didn't you come back', and would go crazy when she heard it.

Unable to stay at home, Tong Yi likes to hang around outside, a child of a prostitute, no matter where he goes, he is always the target of ridicule and bullying, Tong Yi's fighting skills are trained in this way.

Ten-year-old Tong Yi is no longer as useless as she was when she was four years old. She didn't fight Tong Lan not because she was afraid of Tong Lan, nor because she couldn't beat Tong Lan, but because Tong Lan was his own mother.

The broken family relationship completely collapsed under the repeated beatings and scoldings of that crazy woman.

I don't know when, Tong Yi will no longer let Tong Lan be beaten and scolded so obediently, but beat back without hesitation.

Until the age of 14, the woman died of AIDS, and Tong Yi was taken home by Ke Yu.

The life of Ke Yu's family is completely different from Tong Yi's past life.

Tong Lan never cared about him, and gave him four yuan a day to solve it by herself.

For four yuan, he can barely eat a meal, and Tong Yi is lucky to be able to live to this day.

Ke Yu has a son named Ke Yucheng.

Ke Yucheng didn't like Tong Yi very much, and at first he always wanted to trouble Tong Yi.

Tong Yi directly told Ke Yucheng the truth of "If you don't want to live, just jump in front of me" with practical actions. After that, Ke Yucheng saw Tong Yi and walked away directly.

When Ke Yu transferred Tong Yi to another school, he directly relied on his relationship + strength to skip a grade and entered the second year of high school.

Tong Yi is born with a very good memory, he can keep his memory in mind, and his mind is also very flexible. He doesn't need to spend too much effort to understand things that others have learned with great difficulty.

From elementary school to junior high school, he knew the exam papers, but he always handed in blank papers.

When I was in elementary school, it was because I couldn’t afford a pen, but when I was in junior high school, I felt bored and didn’t want to write.

After the second year of high school, Tong Yi was like that, falling in love with each other every day, if she couldn't get in, she got to know Xie Chun, the two of them had similar tastes, and they always fought together.

In the beginning, the class teacher always talked to Tong Yi, but after Tong Yi handed in a few papers with almost full marks, the class teacher didn't bother to care about Tong Yi anymore.

Then there was the college entrance examination, with a score of [-], a bunch of famous universities rushed to get him, but this guy was lucky, the first choice was directly filled in a certain music academy, and because he didn't take the art test, he could only enter the most trashy major in their school .

But it pissed off the admissions offices of other prestigious universities.

Later, a professor discovered his talent in singing and changed his major through the back door.

Tong Yi in college was a man of the hour in the school.

Ke Yu has never treated Tong Yi badly when it comes to spending money. He buys him all kinds of brand-name clothes every three days, coupled with Tong Yi's incomparably enchanting face, makes the boys and girls in the school crazy infatuated with him.

Seeing the expressions of those men's obsession with him, Tong Yi would think of Tong Lan, and her stomach couldn't stop feeling sick.

All the men with Tong Yi confessing were only one end -beaten into the hospital for a month.

Tong Yi also felt that those women were boring, not to mention ugly, they would only be nympho, saying that the vases flattered them.

During the period, there were a few bold women who seduced/tempted Tong Yi, and Tong Yi also slept with them, but apart from satisfying the somewhat distorted sadistic/sadistic/desire in his heart, he had no other feelings.

Afterwards, Tong Yi's S tendency was spread out, and a group of girls only dared to watch from a distance and dared not hook up.

After graduating from university, that guy Xie Chun flourished and opened several bars. He begged Tong Yi to help him, but Tong Yi, who had nothing else to do, agreed.

At the same time, out of interest, Tong Yi formed a band.

At that time, Tong Yi's whole person became calmer, and the unique temperament on his body made many people like him more than before, but few dared to approach him.

Then, Tong Yi met Gu Huaibei.

When they first met, Gu Huaibei pulled Tong Yi into his arms, squeezed his chin and kissed him.

Tong Yi was furious at the time, but found that she unexpectedly did not reject this person's kiss.

Gu Huaibei's kissing skills are very good, so the two of them rushed to open the room.

Tong Yi, who has always been in the S position, experienced the feeling of being an M for the first time.

If Tong Yi were to describe her initial feelings now, it would probably be an excruciatingly painful and intoxicating kiss.

Under Tong Yi's intention, there was such a hazy relationship with Gu Huaibei.

Then, he quarreled with Gu Huaibei and parted ways.

Finally, there is the official relationship.