my fagot

05

"Hey! Zhao Liyan! Wake up!" I parked the car, but Zhao Liyan was still sleeping, I don't know if he was really sleeping or just pretending, my own ears were almost deafened by my voice, and he was still motionless.

I took off the hat he put on his face, thinking that I don't have to be too polite to the pervert, so I was going to pat his face to wake him up. I raised my hands, and the bastard who pretended to be sleeping finally spoke lazily: "Fight, you fight boldly, as long as you can afford to lose [-] million."

My heart trembled with my hands, and my eyes widened: "One hundred million???"

Zhao Liyan opened his eyes, put his hands behind his head, and looked in a good mood, his face, which was said to be worth [-] million yuan, showed a little joy: "Well, the company has insured my face with a coverage of [-] million yuan. "

[-] million, even if every organ in my body is disassembled and sold piecemeal, it is not worth so much money.

I feel a little hopeless, such a precious bastard will come home with me, what if I get bumped?How can I afford it?Taking ten thousand steps back, what if he touches porcelain?

I feel very hopeless.

Perhaps Zhao Liyan knew that I didn't want to take him home, so he cleverly got out of the car first and kept urging me. I slowly got out of the car, locked the car slowly, and walked towards the elevator slowly.

Maybe my hesitation made Zhao Liyan uncomfortable. He grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the elevator, threatening me: "If you think about it any more, I'll just scratch my face with a knife. you."

Look, he really wants to touch porcelain! ! !

I was very sad and angry: "Is it interesting for you to rely on me?! I have no money, no power, and even no good looks. If you rely on me, you will get nothing!"

Zhao Liyan's gaze wandered behind me maliciously, and he smiled ambiguously: "You have the worst ass in Quan Jing's life."

As gentle as I am, I can't help but swear, can I not casually add titles to other people's... ass?

Zhao Liyan also tried to reach out to touch it, but I quickly dodged it. He looked regretful and said with emotion: "The shape and feel are good, and I am willing to insure it for 1000 million yuan."

Before I had time to say anything, Zhao Liyan denied himself, "It's not good, then I will spend 1000 million if I poke it? Not good, not good."

Excuseme? ? ?Can I ask the opinion of the ass owner? ? ?

My eloquence is not particularly bad. After all, I am in sales, but the people I contact are all people with higher education. In short, they are all very serious. Yeah, I don't know how to deal with it...

Just like now, I thought of a few words to crazily hate Zhao Liyan, but I just felt awkward (I was afraid that I would be seen as a virgin if I answered too naively), and I couldn't say anything, I was really depressed.

Today is a working day, and it’s not the time to go to and from get off work. The elevator is quite empty, but a child came in on the [-]th floor. The child was a brat, and he was wearing sunglasses, chewing gum, and put his hands in his pockets. , funny.

He was standing behind me. I was concentrating on how to send Zhao Liyan away, so I didn't pay attention to the child's movements. When I recovered, the child had already been picked up by Zhao Liyan, cursing and saying: "Bastard, Yaoshou Lah! The adults are bullying the children! Is there any law for the king!"

There are so many plays for this kid.

But it is really wrong for an adult to bully a child, I quickly asked Zhao Liyan to put the child down, Zhao Liyan pointed at the child angrily, and said: "He sticks chewing gum on your butt, and he can touch your butt?!"

The child was very unconvinced, and yelled: "He is not a pretty girl, what's the matter with touching his butt?"

Zhao Liyan stared and said: "No! Yes! Touch!"

Isn't the point of chewing gum?I stretched out my hand and touched it, and sure enough, there was chewing gum sticking to my buttocks, oh...that's disgusting...

"Don't touch his saliva, it's so dirty." Zhao Liyan pulled my hand away, took his T-shirt and wrapped it with chewing gum, and stuck it on the child's buttocks.

I was deeply drunk by his childishness, and secretly felt relieved.

The child yelled like a butchered pig, and yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm still drooling, don't stick it on my ass!"

Zhao Liyan snorted triumphantly, snatched the lollipop from the child's jacket pocket, peeled off the wrapper and stuffed it into his mouth, arrogantly said in a victorious gesture: "Next time, I'll put the chewing gum in your mouth. "

The child failed to play a prank and even lost a lollipop. After suffering a big loss, the two of them stared at Zhao Liyan with tears in hatred, and when Zhao Liyan and I got out of the elevator, we uttered cruel words: "You wait, I will take revenge! "

Zhao Liyan raised his fist and said, "It's just right, I haven't eaten a child for a long time."

The child shrank back subconsciously.

I burst out laughing.

06

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha When I think of that kid's expression, I can't help laughing, because it's so relieved!

That kid is the bully in our building. He usually harass you, flirt with him, and play pranks endlessly. Once, I took the elevator with him, and when I got out of the elevator, he suddenly yelled out of his dantian, " Ghost", it was almost eleven o'clock at that time, the lights in the corridor were dim, the voice made me scream instantly, my legs were so weak that I almost knelt down on the spot, the instigator was still laughing in the elevator, saying that I was so timid. Rat is like a little bitch.

Seriously, if you don't teach this kind of brat, do you want to keep it for the New Year?

But... so far, only Zhao Liyan let go of the burden of an adult and gave that poor child a hearty meal. I have to say it was really cool!

I took the key and opened the door. Zhao Liyan didn't treat herself as an outsider at all, and squeezed in first, wearing my blue slippers. I could only find my sister's pink slippers from the shoe cabinet, but her feet were bigger than hers. I'm small and my feet squeeze a little bit.

Zhao Liyan was already lying on the sofa, and immediately sat up straight when he saw my slippers, and interrogated me seriously: "Whose slippers are you wearing? Do you have a girlfriend?"

I explained: "It belongs to my sister Chen Jue."

Hearing the words, Zhao Liyan lay back in a relaxed position, and returned to Ge You's paralyzed posture. I stood there and pursed my lips, feeling unspeakably uncomfortable. Zhao Liyan obviously only occupied a sofa, but it seemed to be filling every corner of the air. Like a corner, the presence is too strong to be ignored.I tried my best to hypnotize myself: just pretend that he didn't exist and everything was as usual.

No, it's a little different from usual. I got off work earlier than usual today. At this point, fish heads and chicken legs can still be bought in the vegetable market. Tonight, I can make fish heads with chopped peppers and Thai curry chicken.

I took the cloth bag I bought for vegetables and changed my shoes at the entrance. I was about to go out to buy vegetables. Zhao Liyan, who was watching TV with his legs crossed, raised his voice, "Where are you going?"

I hesitated for a while before saying, "Go to the vegetable market."

really!Zhao Liyan's eyes lit up, and he reported the names of five or six dishes in a row, and I knew he wanted to join in the fun!Whatever I cook, I should order takeaway!No, what is it called takeaway, you should run him hungry!Serving him with delicious food and drink, why doesn't he rely on my house to germinate?

"I eat the boxed lunches from the film crew every day, and I'm about to throw up." Zhao Liyan rubbed his stomach and muttered, then looked at me pitifully, "Chen Momo, I haven't had a good meal for a long time."

I secretly scolded him for being despicable, for actually using the beauty trick, while helplessly falling for the trick, he obediently went out to buy groceries.

In the end, I didn’t make the chopped pepper fish head and Thai curry chicken that I wanted to eat. I made five or six dishes that Zhao Liyan ordered to eat. I am a master at making these home-cooked dishes.

I couldn't help asking him: "Is the food of the crew not delicious?"

Zhao Liyan rubbed his stomach and replied contentedly: "It's not delicious, and the manager won't let me eat it, because I'll gain weight if I eat it."

The back of my neck felt cold for a moment, if Zhao Liyan's manager knew that I fed him so much, would he want to kill me?

Zhao Liyan hugged my waist when I was wiping the table and rubbing against him, his voice was full of yearning: "If only I could carry you with me."

Hearing his coquettish and sexy voice, I was secretly startled: Zhao Liyan is definitely a gay and didn't run away!

"You can cook for me, take care of me, watch me act, cheer for me and spend money for me, and you can sleep together at night. This is life."

Thank you for thinking highly of me, but I'm afraid I can only help you spend money.

I sincerely suggested: "Maybe you should find a girlfriend, Zhao Meng who will play "Into the Painting" with you, aren't you two together?" They have been rumored several times.

Zhao Liyan had a strange expression on his face, and said, "Are you jealous? If you mind, I can tell the company not to tie me up with her for hype. We are not a couple, but we can be called friends. We know each other very well in private, and She already has a husband."

I suffered a knowing blow, and I couldn't believe it: "What? Zhao Meng is already married?!"

Zhao Meng is a popular actress recently, but unlike Zhao Liyan, who is popular at a young age, Zhao Meng is a very dedicated and low-key actress. Her appearance is not particularly stunning, but she is very special. Dedicated, she has been down-to-earth acting since her debut. She entered the industry nearly ten years earlier than Zhao Liyan, but like Zhao Liyan, she only became popular two years ago.

I have watched several episodes of TV dramas played by Zhao Meng, and I have a deep impression on her. If I have to say which star I like, I can only say Zhao Meng based on my poor experience in reading dramas.She has always been single in public, but she did not expect to be married!

I was still immersed in the shock brought by the big news of the goddess's marriage, and it took me a while to come back to my senses. When I came back to my senses, I found Zhao Liyan's face was ready for a storm, as if he was ready to question me at any time.