There are always NPCs trying to harm me

Niangzijing ([-])

Ye Chi was playful again, he pretended to be afraid, and tremblingly said: "Masters, if you have something to say, speak up, I'm not a big girl, where can you sell me?"

"Bah!" The non-mainstream young man spat at him again, "Of course you sell it to be a coolie, don't you still want to serve others!"

Ye Chi: "..."

It is specially emphasized that a person who wants to have a good-looking face and delicate skin and tender flesh should be a coolie!Retarded!

Seeing that there was nothing to play, Ye Chi simply patted the ghost doll's bare buttocks: "Little cutie, come out and play as a ghost."

The ghost doll giggled, and jumped out of Ye Chi's arms. With a sudden shake, a huge ghost head lay across the alley out of nowhere. They ran around again.

The group of brawny men were originally full of majesty, but when they suddenly saw such an ugly ghost, they were so frightened that their eyes stared out of the frame, and some of them were so useless that they peed their pants in fright, and the two were fighting. .

The non-mainstream youth directly collapsed on the ground, kicked his legs twice, rolled his eyes and passed away.

Ye Chi sighed: "It's not ashamed to imitate others to rob with such poor mental quality." He bent down to touch the waist of the non-mainstream youth, took out a dusty purse, and weighed it in his hand He weighed it, it was quite heavy, he grinned, "I will teach you a lesson, and these will be considered as tuition fees." He didn't feel ashamed of himself, put the money bag in his arms, and clapped his hands at the ghost doll, " Come back." I still didn't forget to tell it, "Next time you change something else, you must know how to bring forth the new."

The ghost doll's long tongue swayed left and right, and then it threw itself at Ye Chi, and then it turned into a jade doll with curved eyebrows. In his arms, he leaned over to smell the money bag, sneezed immediately, and pushed his head out unhappily.

Those strong men saw Ye Chi blacking out, and waited until the ghost head disappeared, and finally dared to glare at Ye Chi tremblingly: "You... monster! Put, put down our money!"

Ye Chi rubbed his nose for the ghost doll in a calm manner, not bothering to look at them: "I heard that you are going to sell me?"

Frightened by his flirty words, several good men were sweating profusely, but there was still one person who stood up: "You think we will be afraid of you if you do a trick!"

"A trick?" Ye Chi gave him a look and smiled, "Why don't I make another one for you to see?"

He drooped his five fingers and moved slightly, a black shadow suddenly sprang up from the yellow ground, and hit the tall and thick man's forehead directly, with a muffled "dong", the man fell down in response, without even a single dent.

Ye Chi sighed again: "I'm fat and fat, and I don't see anything in it."

The rest of the people were so frightened that they scattered like birds and beasts. Ye Chi grabbed one of them by the collar in anger, "Why are you running? I have something to ask you."

The captured man's knees softened, and he knelt on the ground with a "plop": "Grandpa Monster, please spare me! Grandpa Monster, please spare me!"

Ye Chi walked around him, pretending to be in a good mood: "Let me ask you, is there anything unusual in this town, if you tell the truth, I will spare your life."

The brawny man cried like a three-year-old child, he could only shout for mercy, but he couldn't speak the rest, and his brain must have convulsed.Ye Chi felt bored, so he had no choice but to give up and cut him off with a knife to make him fall asleep.

He walked out of the alley slowly with the ghost doll in his arms, and the alley happened to be a long street, where scattered people set up shops to do business, and the pedestrians on the street came in twos and threes, walking and watching, all at a leisurely pace.

Ye Chi walked on the street for a while, and there seemed to be nothing unusual about the situation, but many people would pay more attention to him when they saw him. He thought shamelessly: "It's amazing to be handsome."

He walked along the long street, crossed a stone bridge, turned another corner, and suddenly a fortune-telling stall appeared in front of him.

Fortune-telling is not uncommon these days, but the Taoist priest sitting in the back is still in the same clean white clothes with a Taoist crown hanging high, and he is still fanning his nondescript Kongming fan in his hand.

It was the charlatan who inexplicably appeared in Miaoqian Village.

Ye Chi thought: "Why is it him? This game won't be so easy, right? NPCs have heavy samples."

Curious in his heart, he simply walked over and sat down on the long bench in front of the booth: "Master Dao, what a coincidence."

The Taoist priest flicked Kong Ming's fan again, as if it was programmed, and said unhurriedly, "What advice, my lord."

Ye Chi said boldly: "You are a fortune teller, and you are so procrastinated. Someone really does your business?"

The Taoist priest flicked Kongming's fan again, without saying a word.

Ye Chi smiled and said, "Why don't you guess where I came from?"

After the Taoist priest heard this, he began to spread papers in front of him again. Ye Chi couldn't help but smile: "This npc is really fun. You have to repeat everything. It's the most npc-like npc I've ever seen."

The Taoist priest picked up the pen and began to write again. When he finished writing, it was still the word "no". Ye Chi raised his eyebrows, took out a few copper coins from his pocket, put them on the table respectfully, and smiled meaningfully: "The Taoist priest Take care and talk about it tomorrow."

And after he walks out for a while, the Taoist will finish writing the second word, which is the word "jie".

Daoist: "..." He looked at Ye Chi's back, finally couldn't help it, and called him loudly, "Young Master, wait a minute!"

Ye Chi stopped in his tracks, and shouted back loudly: "What else is there for the Taoist priest?"

The Taoist finally smiled, and with a flick of his fingers, he came directly in front of Ye Chi. Ye Chi was slightly startled, but the Taoist was already smiling and said, "My lord, I'm your cheater."

Ye Chi: "..."

……

"Two guest officers, what would you like to eat?"

"Two catties of beef and one catty of white wine!"

"Okay, guest officer, sit down slowly, I'll be here soon."

Daoist: "..."

Ye Chi poured him a cup of tea himself: "I've wanted to do this for a long time, and I finally got this chance today. I really want to thank you all."

Daoist Priest looked at his smiling face full of spring breeze, and shivered inexplicably, and didn't dare to take the tea in his hand, for fear of being poisoned to death.

Ye Chi didn't force it, he swung his wrist and drank it with pride, put down the cup with a "snap", but still asked softly, "What's the name of the Taoist priest?"

The Taoist chief glanced around at the tea-eaters around him, and said in a low voice, "GM Liangyuan."

Seeing that he looked a little strange, Ye Chi smiled slightly: "Master Liang Yuan, are you still afraid of being heard by others?"

Liang Yuan shook his head and sighed: "You've vented your anger, so if you have anything to ask, just ask."

"Where is this?" Ye Chi experienced these unimaginable things for no reason, and he was shocked and almost turned upside down. Of course he refused to let it go because of his petty mind, "I didn't even have a mental preparation. If you didn’t, you threw me into such a ghostly place, and when I came up, I saw two ghosts—”

Liang Yuan interrupted him: "That's not the case, do you remember the first person you saw when you first entered Miaoqian Village?"

Ye Chi rolled his eyes: "That old woman with a cane?"

"Exactly." Liang Yuan said, "She was able to tell you the clue of Ba'er's resurrection, but you lost your temper and lost the opportunity. This is one."

"Secondly, Taoist fortune-telling is able to figure out the location of the ghost and point out the way to solve it. You just think it's a trick in the rivers and lakes, and you don't want to listen to it." Liang Yuan glanced at him, "Obviously you have missed it again and again, I will give it to you." I gave away two hacks, which one was not due to your recklessness? The third one is that the corpse of Yizhuang died due to grievances. When you meet a ghost, you can raise the corpse. The conclusion is that the coffin lid is sealed. At that time, I also wanted to remind you, but you had already gone to the painting side."

Ye Chi listened to him quietly, and then said: "Don't change the subject, I'm asking why you threw me in, not how many times you gave me warmth."

Liang Yuan lifted his sleeve robe, revealing his porcelain-white wrists. He leaned slightly to fill the empty teacup in front of Ye Chi, and said calmly, "For you, everything is the same."

Ye Chi narrowed his eyes: "This is the reason why you make decisions for others without authorization?"

Liang Yuan said: "Young master Ye, I'm just a little GM, why do you make things difficult for me, feel free to testify freely, if you just keep pestering me about these things, it's better to ask something real."

Ye Chi tilted his head: "Can you speak without being polite?"

Liang Yuan smiled slightly: "Whatever your identity is, you can act as you please, this is my hobby."

Ye Chi muttered: "You are also considered a talent." He said seriously, "Okay, then I won't entangle you with useless things. Since you claim to be my cheater, how far can you go? One move Second monster? Spoiler strategy? Or directly modify the plot?"

"Neither of them." Liang Yuan said, "Cheats will be automatically invalidated when you leave Xinshou Village. This world is continuous, and the direction is not clear. All I know are some basic settings. I can tell you what I can tell you. That's all that's left."

Ye Chi: "...What use are you for?"

Liang Yuan: "...It's still useful."

While they were talking, the waiter had already brought up Ye Chi's white wine beef. The beef was basically boiled once, and it hadn't been marinated or sauced.Not to mention the white wine, the strong tongue is really real, but it doesn't suit the taste and it's really useless.

Ye Chi dipped one end of his chopsticks into the wine and fed it to the ghost doll's mouth. After feeding, he asked Liang Yuan carelessly: "Can it be eaten?"

Liang Yuan was speechless for a while, then replied: "It can eat anything."

Ye Chi happily started feeding the ghost doll with wine. Liang Yuan sat dryly on the side, but still couldn't hold back: "Don't you ask me how I can go back?"

Ye Chi seemed to have just remembered this, and said quite carelessly: "You said...hey, look, it seems to like wine."

Liang Yuan: "..." He really didn't understand Ye Chi, he would be like this for a while, like a schizophrenic, wandering as he wanted, no wonder he ignored him twice at the beginning.

"Why didn't you say anything again?" Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, Ye Chi looked at him, "Daoist Liangyuan, this game is for clearing the level, and the way to get out is nothing more than clearing the game, right?" How about you tell me the way to get out, why not just tell me the conditions for customs clearance?"