The days of being a writer in a different world

"So?" Cheng Chen asked coldly.

Li Xinyi helped her black-rimmed glasses, and sighed: "What do you think? Let you carry the banner of the great cause of protecting the earth's spirits, repairing the sky and saving the world? Oh, comeon. You're justakid.

I'm sorry, you know, I have not been a few years since I graduated from the Institute of Spiritual Studies in the United States, and sometimes I will babble unconsciously.What I have said and analyzed to you is what Wenhehui needs to let every capable spirit book master know.You can also use it as a manifesto, purpose or bait?

We hope that every capable and responsible literati can join our Literary Association, "fight" to protect the spirituality of the earth, and make targeted efforts to write more spiritual texts.Of course, the Cultural Cooperation Association will also provide very superior treatment and benefits.But it seems that what I said is not very effective and attractive? "

Cheng Chen twitched his lips politely, and returned the research materials. If he had never met A Lang and was really new to the world, perhaps this encouragement would have been more effective.Now, sorry.

"It seems that I should still focus on my research work. Compared with honest figures, the difficulty of dealing with people has increased exponentially." Li Xinyi smiled self-deprecatingly, "Then, at least let me tell you the solution to the current problem." Best Spiritual Theme Direction—In fact, I am a little hesitant about this, after all..."

She looked at the young Cheng Chen's face, "You are underage."

"It's okay, Miss Li, I think I'm old enough to have enough judgment to choose the way forward."

Li Xinyi pursed her lips with a weird smile and said, "OK, that's what you said."

"There are several problems facing mankind at present: the loss of spirituality, the decline in the population and the increase in the difficulty of spiritual enlightenment. If we want to address these two points, the former is the root cause, but the current research is still at a superficial level, and there is nothing wrong with it. The actual solution; the latter is a palliative, but at least human beings have the capital to continue to deal with a more difficult future, and it is easier for literati masters to use their abilities on this point."

It sounds reasonable, and the increase in population coincides with the needs of the Yue family.Cheng Chen nodded slightly and pricked up his ears to listen carefully.

"In fact, the ancients used their own wisdom to solve the demand for increasing population, and it was effective. What we need to do is to innovate and use imagination on the road that the ancients walked. Then, Would you like to appreciate the masterpieces of predecessors with me?" The lady stretched out her hand, motioning for the young master to follow.

Cheng Chen nodded politely, please.

It is no exaggeration to say that the library of the CCCC is a whole building.

Li Xinyi led Cheng Chen to the fourth-floor collection room on the top floor, opened the book collection in the secret room, and opened the door to Cheng Chen's new world.

The collection of ancient scrolls here ranges from leaves and bark, bamboo slips and animal skins to various kinds of paper. In addition to the common feature of age, what is even more shocking is the content.

The rubbings of the rock painting totem are big JJ, big boobs, big farts, undisguised, passionate XXOO;

The bamboo slips are engraved with Lang, Sister, and Shi Wuxie, which makes people think of great evil;

What the hell is there even an inscription engraved on the side of the bronze tripod, apart from the sacrificial prayers, it is also an action movie for men and women that must not be misunderstood!

"In ancient times, people discovered that texts related to sex are of great benefit to the increase in fertility and enlightenment rates. Unfortunately, it is often difficult to write spiritual books with such texts, and even if they become spirits, they will be annihilated. Much faster than ordinary spiritual books."

Cheng Chen picked up a collection of illustrated essays marked with "Tang", his eyes almost fell to the pages of the book, isn't this the little Huangwen written by Ben Jiangjiang!

"This is the "National Beauty and Jade Fragrance" from the Tang Dynasty. It is gorgeous without losing its style, with clear spirituality and emotion. According to records, Wencheng was fragrant at that time and lasted for a hundred years. It is a pity that it has been annihilated in Yuan Dynasty. It was treasured in the palace at that time. , only for court appreciation, this is simply a great waste of literati spiritual thinking.

The illustrations were made by Prime Minister Tuotuo himself. This barbarian admired me for the culture of the Central Plains, but he was very good at sketching.It is a pity that the ancients did not learn modern anatomy and art, and the proportions of the human body were seriously unbalanced, but the strong emotions embedded in them can still be felt through these pictures. "

"This is still a precious cultural relic...you just leave it like this for everyone to see casually?" Cheng Chen's three views had just been smashed into powder, and a little bit of it had been reorganized.

"The spiritual book has been annihilated, if it cannot be learned and refined by later generations, is it any different from trash?" Li Xinyi said proudly, and smiled again, "And, you don't think that the collection room of the Wenhehui is something that anyone can learn to refine." Are you here? Master An."

Li Xinyi carefully explained to Master An who thought she was an adult all the way.

From "Jiandeng Xinhua", which was banned because of too much brain hole and involving Yin spirits, which caused many children born to the spirits to be spiritually yin, and was banned for death; "Pin Hua Treasure Book" on fertility rate; then to the great spirituality, the plot is moving, and the model "Vinegar Gourd" that added a considerable fertility rate and spiritual enlightenment rate to the court at that time...

As a young woman, explaining and analyzing a piece of pornography for a "underage" master in a reasonable and well-founded manner, what kind of dedication is this!

Even if he is an otaku who has read AVs in two lifetimes and has hundreds of G of yellow texts, he still can't bear it!

Of course, the greater possibility, cough, is that the body of this young man who hasn't eaten meat is too invulnerable, and even a little obscenity from the ancients has caused blood to rush up and down.

However, it's really nice to have such a pedantic woman by my side who tirelessly teaches me how to write a good little pornography!

Cheng Chen felt that he had firmly reshaped the Three Views, and hurriedly expressed to Ms. Xinyi that he had fully understood the correct theme of writing Huang Wen to save the world, and would definitely contribute more to the country and the people in the future.The rest of the courses, or self-study it!

Li Xinyi ended her temporary class with a smile that was not a smile, and sent the embarrassed Master An downstairs. Before leaving, she gave him a bunch of copies of ancient fertility encouragement model books, and asked Master An to study hard and work hard.Even if you don’t join the CCCW, you can still contribute to the peaceful development of the world—of course, Ms. Li also suggested that this specific language still requires practical experience in order to write more touchingly, inspire more spirituality, and contribute to the world. contribution to population growth.

She believed that with Master Yi'an's strength, he would be able to outshine others and be better than others, and write a good spiritual book that surpassed the ancients.

Ms. Li Xinyi also expressed her regret on behalf of her father, President Li of the CCC, for Master An's failure to join the CCC. Of course, she also hoped that there would be more opportunities to work together in the future.Chairman Li has something to do temporarily, so he will not stay with Master An for the time being.

In the end, Master An, accompanied by Ms. Li, randomly chose a professional hospital and did a fitness test.The result of this test: 88% synergy.Compared with the 16% when he first awakened, it can almost be regarded as a miraculous leapfrog development.

"You are really a living miracle, Master An. I will give a complete follow-up report as soon as possible, don't worry!" Li Xinyi stared at the data for a long time, and shook hands with Cheng Chen to say goodbye.

Master An returned home in a trance with a pile of fire-avoiding maps and the ancient little Huangwen.

When he arrived at the Wenhehui, Cheng Chen secretly avoided Alang. Firstly, Alang was busy with a lot of things. Secondly, he didn't want Alang to get in touch with those things and people related to his bad past.

Aaron has gone home.

When Cheng Chen entered the door, he was wearing the little yellow duck's apron and trying the soup stewed in the pot.

"It smells so good, what are you cooking?" Cheng Chen leaned forward, and a strong, salty smell wafted into the air, like the smell of home.

"Cordyceps Laoya Soup, I asked Dr. Shi, and he said this tonic, strengthens the body, and is good for health. You are a little too tired recently. Don't worry, I only put two, and I won't overdo it." A Lang grinned Dao, stretched out the spoon carefully, "Do you want to try it? I stewed it all afternoon, but it's fresh."

Mr. Shi from the Liuzhou Hotel gave A Lang a prescription for keeping fit, and contacted him from time to time to teach him some secret recipes for health preservation.

Cheng Chen leaned over his mouth and took a sip. It was hot and fresh, so delicious that his eyebrows twitched into a ball: "Ah Lang, your craftsmanship has improved so fast, there is no need to say, it's so delicious! Someday you marry a wife Now, what can I do!"

A Lang was holding the spoon to stir the soup, and said in a low voice: "Then I won't marry a wife, and I will cook soup for you all my life."

"Good brother, forever! It's settled." Cheng Chen was so moved that his snot bubbled out of his nose, he grabbed the spoon and scooped up a large spoonful of fresh soup. There were a few thin, tender, light yellow salty bamboo shoots in it It's so delicious that people can't stop talking, "But the daughter-in-law still has to marry, otherwise how can I grow old without a companion? Why can't the two of us get together to sing the most romantic thing?"

A Lang took a deep look at him, carefully wiped off the oil from his mouth, and replied in a low voice, "Okay."

Alang simply helped him refill a bowl full, and picked up a large overcooked duck leg. He watched Cheng Chen gnawing his eyebrows and smiled, while listening to him talk about today's strange things.

"You went to the Cultural Association by yourself? Don't go to see that Li Qiuzhi." Cheng Lang frowned. Although he didn't remember that Li Qiuzhi at all, he intuitively felt that this was not a good person, and the darkness of his soul was so thick that it was about to overflow Come.

"Don't worry, I didn't see him, just solved that follow-up report. Then, my God, you can't imagine..."

Cheng Chen wolfed down the rest of the soup, reluctantly put down the bowl, and gave Jiang's bodyguard who had snatched up the remaining good ingredients with lightning speed.

He dragged Alang and ran to the bedroom with a bunch of "appreciation".

Although these things ruin the three views, they are indeed good things!They can not only solve the problem of adolescent conflict between Alang's adult body and his newly developed tender heart, but also a bright way out to solve the Yue family's fertility problem.

Be sure to study and educate privately and make progress together!

Slowly flipping through the strangely shaped fire-avoiding maps and ancient little yellow texts, Big Wolf lacked interest.He curled his lips, pointed to a plump and fat ancient woman who bent her waist and made strange movements, and said, "Ugly! It doesn't look like a human anymore."

"You... didn't feel a little bit, that excitement, excitement, blushing, etc.?!" Cheng Chen observed the exclusive bodyguard depressedly for a long time, and A Lang gave him an indifferent face with his eyes crossed.jpg

Is there any problem with that?With this thought, the little eyes unconsciously looked down, down, down...

Sure enough, it was still such a big bunch of blinding dog eyes, and thinking about how refreshed it looked every morning, Cheng Chen felt that at least physically, Alang was completely familiar with it.

Just aiming, it moves, it moves!Master An stared blankly at it and raised his head!

The kid is finally excited?Is the reflex arc too long, or is this picture really ugly?Cheng Chen was gratified to give his companions a correct and loving youth education, and then he finally found the book that A Lang was staring at——"Pin Hua Bao Jian", the reason why it was evaluated by Ms. Although the increase in the fertility rate is excellent, it will greatly affect the fertility rate".

What the hell, the two protagonists have big dicks, no matter how pornographic this little porn book is, it can't increase the fertility rate!

The author has something to say: Good boys, don't ask Du Niang what kind of wisdom those ancient people are...