The days of being a writer in a different world

"Uncomfortable..." The watery green eyes looked at the instigator faintly, the spirit was extremely excited, and the little guy who turned into a one-eyed dragon tried his best to raise his head and look at Cheng Chen.

"Hey, this, the behavior of a normal adult man, it means that he is very healthy and energetic. Of course, it would be better if you read more pictures of men and women avoiding fire..." Cheng Chen's puberty education class just started, It was blocked.

A Lang kissed him hard, pulled Cheng Chen's tender little hand, pressed it on the unspeakable place, and said sadly: "It's hard, it's hard, tears are coming out..."

Shocked by the big wolf's shamelessness and fearlessness, Cheng Chen succumbed to the evil forces, help him self-reliance with his own hands in a daze, and appease the crying one-eyed dragon.

Then, becoming angry from embarrassment, the muddled Master An kicked him out to work, and squatted down in the nest alone to clear his mind.

It's not unreasonable for a half-child and a grown man to help each other occasionally, right?

He always felt that something was not right, but he didn't want to think deeply, lest he think of any result that he was afraid of.

Work, work!

Only work is the greatest meaning of life!

Master An, whose head was in a mess and whose face turned blue and red, concentrated all his attention on writing.

The lady in the Li family, although very unpleasant, did point out the direction for him to solve practical problems.To fix the big blue star's spiritual loopholes, his small body can't be nailed even if he fills it up. If there is a chance, he is willing to do his best, but obviously no one wants him to mend the sky now.

On the contrary, he is good at writing small yellow texts!Familiar with the [-] articles in the inside story, even if you don't know how to write, you will be obscene, cough, that groan!Writing this topic can not only solve the urgent problems faced by the Yue family, make a good deal, but also contribute to the birth project of Big Blue Star, killing two birds with one stone.

Before writing, of course, you have to check the relevant laws and regulations of Big Blue Star. You must know that when you do this, you were treated like pests in the flower garden.

After searching the Internet for a long time, I scanned N government websites, but I didn't usually pay attention to this aspect of knowledge. After this investigation... Cheng Chen's mouth twitched for the strange laws and regulations of the Big Blue Star. Cough, well, I barely liked it.

Because of the nature of the spiritual world, the big blue star will give a big green light to all cultural works involving spirituality, especially the yellow and yellow Xiaolingwen that can become spiritual books and greatly benefit the national economy and people's livelihood.Not only are taxation, welfare and other policy directions [-]% encouraged, but for literati who can create this special national-level spiritual book, as long as they write the spiritual book, they will not be stingy with rewards!

Previously, in recent years, the highest reward in this dynasty was 1992 yuan in 50 for a township magistrate-level special spiritual book "Village Flowers" by a famous pseudonym.

As for the special texts that are not spiritual books, heck, neither encourage nor object, but the management is quite strict.Because the Internet is an invisible real-name system, all websites involved in the publication, distribution, and reading of special articles strictly implement the age-graded review system.Those ancient texts provided by Li Xinyi are basically classified at the N1215B level, that is, minors aged 1215 can read under the guidance of their parents.

Anyone who violates the regulations of the class, or has other hobbies that exceed the bottom line of the law will be wiped out, and the punishment is quite severe.

After clearing up the legal problems, Cheng Chen was full of emotions, what a wonderful world, how happy it is!Xiao Huangwen is related to the national economy and the people's livelihood, so who can I ask for reasoning?

Wiping off his saliva, Master An, who has just turned 15 years old, feels that it is not a big problem if he wants to shock the people of Blue Star in this regard.

With a random sweep of the mind, he found a shining, solid and solid star in the sea of ​​consciousness.How many nights in his youth, he spent a lot of time reading the traditional literary masterpieces of flower planters by lighting the lamp under the quilt, learning the broad, profound, profound and profound aspects of classical literature. At the expense of hundreds of millions of future descendants.

What kind of book can have the resonance of this article?

After contemplating for a moment, Cheng Chen blushed and began to write: ["Golden X Plum", Lan Ling laughed and laughed, the first time Ximen Qing married ten brothers, Wu Erlang met his brother and sister-in-law coldly...]

If this famous book is not shared by the people of the Great Blue Star, it is simply outraged by both human beings and gods!

After writing, this vest must be covered well, just like when a certain famous person in the Ming Dynasty wrote this great book that will last forever, he did not dare to take off the vest and shout, this book is written by me!

Why?

Cheng Chen felt that now he understood the mood of this great celebrity at that time. If everyone knew Xiao Huangwen, everyone would know that he wrote it. When he mentioned Master An, he would say: Oh!I know, it's the author of that masterpiece X!He must bang his head on the silken tofu?

Therefore, this subject matter is loved by the masses and has made great contributions to the country, but for the writer, the reputation damage is definitely at the level of nuclear weapons.As soon as this is mentioned, readers will never think of the author's other works.

The original work of "Gold" is a 80 million-word grand work of world affairs. Fortunately, it is not necessary to have a complete article for enlightenment and healing. On the contrary, breaking the book into several transactions will be more conducive to him taking the initiative .

After carefully writing a few chapters, Cheng Chen only felt restless.

The sound of Yingying and swallows seems to be whispering in the ears, and the fragrance of makeup and rouge is lingering. The image of the evildoer with flying eyebrows and thin purple lips in Hong Kong movies gradually emerges. out!

The underage boy blushed and "slapped" the writing paper, almost lost his composure. This kind of masterpiece really consumes mind and energy!Speaking of which, this unformed Ximen high official, how come the corners of his eyebrows, as if, as if...

"Cheng Chen, come out for dinner. You have been writing for more than three hours, get up and walk around, and don't cry about your backache at night." A Lang's low and hoarse voice sounded outside the door, "I fried incense Bone fish, each one is crispy and tender, don't you like it the most?"

"I know, I know, come right away!" Cheng Chen's tender face turned red with a bang, why did he hear this guy's voice, and remembered him moaning helplessly under his own claws.That sword eyebrow slightly frowned, with deep eyes and deep eyes, I'll go!Ximen's high official looked like a big wolf.

Cheng Chen covered his burning face with a slap. Fortunately, no one saw Master An's virtue. Could it be, could it be that he is a deep cabinet of subconsciousness? !

can't you?Back then in the magic city, there were peach blossoms blooming around me, and they were all good girls who were pretty and smooth. If they failed to achieve a positive result, they could only be said to be missed.There are a bunch of unkempt, bespectacled nerds with blank eyes in the company. Even if he is idle and masturbating, he has never thought of any distinctive sex.

Why is it that now that the shell of a little fresh meat has been changed, he is wobbling and not so upright? !

An illusion, a complete illusion.Cheng Chen silently recited it eighteen times in his heart, um, it really was an illusion!

Then, Master An happily went to eat the dinner carefully prepared by his good brother.

The sweet-bone fish was delicious, but the spines in the middle were a bit troublesome, and Cheng Chen could eat it with a smile on his face.What makes me even happier is seeing the bodyguard surnamed Jiang who loves to grab food from him the most. He only grabbed a small fish and never touched the side of the plate. Meditate": Seeing sex and forgetting friends, seeing sex and forgetting friends!

In other words, obviously everyone is a personal bodyguard, but for some reason Jiang can always grab the meal rotation, and another seemingly upright brother acts as a secret sentinel, so he can only squat in a hidden corner and eat boxed lunches .

A big hand gently squeezed the small fish away, carefully removed the spines in the middle, and quietly put the fish back on the plate.

Cheng Chen munched, without looking at the owner of the hand, and his ears became more and more red unknowingly.

He groaned in despair: This is the rhythm of taking jujube pills!

Jiang squatted aside, with a round face full of greasy food, looked at the two who were silent, and let out some weird laughter that no one could understand.

In the evening, Cheng Chen didn't dare to write any more provocative rhetoric, and sat in front of the desk without looking sideways, ready to start work.I didn't see any official Cheng Cheng lying on the big bed with his beautiful and strong abdominal muscles half exposed and half covered after washing for nothing; and he didn't see any faint green wolf eyes that were half yearning and half melancholy and resentful.

As for why the face was red again, it was refreshed!

Sitting at the desk and thinking deeply, thinking about it, I put my mind into writing.

For the problem of having children, Xiao Huangwen has solved more than half of the problems of fertility rate and enlightenment rate. Cheng Chen also believes in the powerful strength of the fifth famous book of the flower planter, and maybe he can create another town.

But for such a wonderful bloodline of the Yue family, what is effective for ordinary people may not be able to bless too much.To be on the safe side, Cheng Chen decided to write another essay from another angle.

To have children, the most important thing is to be able to give birth.

Among the famous people who can give birth in the history of flower planters, apart from the Zhou Wen Wang Baizi who is more inclined to fantasy legends, there is actually an invisible strong man who gave birth to children. Thanks to the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", people in the Han culture circle in East Asia have heard of him. head, but most of them don't know his powerful background deeds.

Uncle Liu Huang, who is divided into three parts of the world, loves to emphasize his noble status to others, and the classic line is: [I am the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan! 】

This great man, King Jing of Zhongshan, made immortal contributions to the prosperity of the Liu family - he actually gave birth to more than 120 sons in his lifetime!Compared with this great deed, any extravagant sex, golden jade clothes, etc. are completely not enough.

The life story of this fertile prince was mentioned in the text describing the "Jade Clothes of Gold Thread" and in Liu Daer's lines, but most of them are fragmentary historical records.What Cheng Chen needs to do is to combine these materials, and then rewrite a legendary story of a young childbirth expert.

The difficulty is a bit high, but if you don't try, how will you know if you can succeed?

Just as Cheng Chen, with a little embarrassment, was racking his brains to write his birth essay, the literary world and the Internet had set off a violent hurricane called "The Little Prince".

Evening mood is not motherly at all: ["Wild Swan" Master An An Ran, the latest masterpiece, dedicated to Antoine's "The Little Prince"!A touching and heartbreaking fairy tale, if you don’t read it, your life will never be complete! ]

Da Benzhong: [Wan Niang, get out of here!Where is Master An's house, tell me the truth, I'm going to smash glass at his house!What the hell... 55555, my little prince! ]

Ah owed: [Smash the glass, metoo! ]

I am the Kingdom of Earth: [Analyzing from the meaning and the author's intention, the final ending is that the little prince's soul was withdrawn from the body through the poison of the snake, and returned to his star.But from an emotional point of view, smashing the glass is not negotiable! ]

Unsurprisingly, "The Little Prince" had a frenzy of sales, temporarily topping this year's domestic physical book sales champion at an incredible speed.It is no surprise that countless readers and netizens drew innocent tears like they did on the earth, such a spiritual, persistent, innocent, and loving little prince fell down quietly and lonely...

Went back to his planet... An Ran, you have the ability to write, you have the ability to come out!Believe it or not, smash the glass in your house so that it is completely ventilated all year round, and you can watch meteor showers every day!