The days of being a writer in a different world

Qi Xiaoqing was in the middle of the long line, looking at the "long snake" who didn't move a step for a long time, facing the "autumn tiger" under the scorching sun, fully armed with hats, sunglasses and masks, he regretted why he didn't come to line up earlier.Looking at the same guilty buddies before and after, he uncomfortably pulled up his collar to cover his face more.

It's not that he's being too cautious, it's really... Well, everyone understands.Qi Xiaoqing touched his father's ID card in his trouser pocket again, and touched the stubble on his face quietly. It should be stuck firmly, right?

I think he [Da Benzhong] has been in the "Wen Xin Mo Yi" forum for several years, and he is also a well-known name. He usually points out the country in front of the computer screen and scolds Fang Qiu, which is called coquettish and heroic.But every time "Special Literature" goes offline for a reprint, he, a young hero, can't stand it offline. A 15-year-old mature genius who skipped a third year of high school is still trapped in the N16 level, which is simply pedantic!

The "Golden X Plum" grandly launched by the evening lady this time is said to be the work of a national master "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng".But at the level of Huaguo Zhenguo, who else has to be young and "competent", good at ancient Chinese, and able to cooperate so closely with Da Wanniang? !

Hehehe, it's all tacit!It's the same as everyone covering their heads to buy books.

In the final analysis, female compatriots still have too much prejudice against special literature, saying that special spiritual books are excellent works that benefit the national economy and the people's livelihood, and should be encouraged and actively supported!But those who love to read the reprints of special spiritual books are all wretched and masturbating men, really villains and women are hard to raise!Ridiculous.I don’t know that men like to read these because they want to earnestly study the skills of better giving birth to the next generation. Maybe after learning, they can write a special literary book and contribute to the motherland’s great cause of childbearing?

What's more, those girls screamed joyously, privately... hum!Wouldn't the sleep talk in the women's dormitory also be abducted to the men in all likelihood?Food and sex, who doesn't know who!

Qi Xiaoqing took a few more glances at the masked man with a bulging hat at the side and rear, hehe, look at the majestic chest that can't be blocked by the smock, isn't it a young lady or a strange man with big breasts and thin legs?

The line finally moved forward, barely able to see the super long counter and the busy service staff. The ladies and sisters were softly checking and registering the customers' identities, while pointing to the big banner next to it. Stop explaining.

Qi Xiaoqing stretched her neck, put on myopia glasses that looked like bottle caps, and could barely see clearly. It read: "Limit to two sets per person, registration book number and ID number. Please keep special books properly. If your 16-year-old If the following minors read this book, you will be held legally accountable."

Qi Xiaoqing shrank her neck and wiped her sweat quietly.

After queuing for another half an hour, Mr. Qi finally reached the front of the line. He handed his ID card to the service staff—a gentle and amiable elder sister—in a rough voice, and said, "Please buy two sets."

"Okay, sir." The librarian took a closer look at the ID card and said with a smile, "Please remove the glasses, mask hat and other decorations, and let me verify your identity."

"Uh, of course." The tall and tall Qi Xiaoqing forced himself to be calm, and removed the decorations, revealing his impatient, mighty face with stubble.There was never a moment when he was so grateful for the rough face that looked so much like his father, the mature face that was ridiculed by girls all day long, with a beard, he looked like his father's twins!

"Qi Kezhou, 48 years old?" The eldest sister glanced at Mr. Qi's young hands that were tightly held, but there were no wrinkles. A gleam of light flashed in her eyes, she stretched out her hand, and tore at his face as fast as lightning.

"Oh~~~~ Pain, pain, pain!" Mr. Qi was about to burst into tears, and seeing his elder sister sneered with blurred eyes, he said, "Little brother, how old are you? It's not easy to hide it from my eyes! Whose ID card is it? Does your father know that you are here to buy special literature? Mr. Qi Kezhou."

"Huh? Who called me?!" The masked man in the team next door was taking off his scarf and arguing with the waiter. He really couldn't find his ID card for a while. Just by looking at his beard, you can tell that he is an adult!

Two mighty men with similar appearance looked at each other across the line, the younger one was covering his mouth with the red mark of his beard ripped off, holding his father's ID card in his hand, his head was blank.

"Sir, do you still want to buy books?" Seeing that the ethical tragedy was about to happen in broad daylight, the bookseller couldn't help reminding.

Really? Bearded? Qi Kezhou, a fierce tiger descended the mountain, pounced on his unwary son, gave the underage a hard time, snatched his ID card back with his hands, turned around and smiled flatteringly at the young lady: "Laugh, laugh, buy, buy, buy!" ! Give me two sets."

The book salesperson registered the book number and ID card with a smile, collected the money for the book, and reminded: "Mr. Qi, please take care of the special books!"

Qi Kezhou bared his teeth and gave his son a ferocious smile, hehe, of course!

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Of course, master An, the author of the spiritual book, does not need to queue up to buy it. He is full of admiration for the little yellow book illustrated by famous artists, oops!Sure enough, he is a famous artist, with this body proportion, this enchanting posture, this strange posture, tall, he really is a master!

In just a few days, this reprinted spiritual book with revised illustrations has repeatedly set new physical daily sales highs. If it weren't for the N16 limitation, the purchase process is cumbersome, and a certain master refused to cooperate with the publicity while covering his vest. Pull it up a lot.

I flipped through it casually, and kept the three-volume set of "Jin X Mei" in my bookcase.Looking at the row of "world famous books" mixed with several fairy tales, Cheng Chen couldn't help but feel itchy, he must work harder!When you can create a spiritual book completely by your own ability, that is the glory that truly belongs to you.

"Old Jiang, I'm going to visit Zizhou, Yanfu in two days, you are ready to go." Laying himself comfortably on the recliner, Master An was about to feel restless again.

"Ah?! What are you going to do? Didn't you just come back, and you haven't been quiet for a few days..." Lao Jiang made a bitter face, winking at Cheng Lang, just take care of this master who is jumping around in your house!If you cause more trouble for the security personnel, the bigwigs in the government and the state should take sleeping pills and quick-acting heart-relief pills again.

Cheng Lang pretended not to notice, and silently added a small cushion to the master, so as not to damage the lumbar spine by lying down too much.

"Go and fulfill your wish." Cheng Chen gave Lao Jiang a sideways look, and gave an unclear explanation.

"Zizhou still wishes? Which god did you make a big wish with? Zizhou doesn't have any famous mountains and grand sights of gods, Buddhas and Taoists?" Jiang Shicheng murmured, don't just leave the tiger's mouth and throw himself into the wolf's lair... ah, bah, bah, bah, bah !

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"I have to go see him, no, I want to see him..." Zhu Chaofeng sat in his living room in a trance, looking at the incense couch Cheng Chen had been lying on, and muttered to himself.

"Your Highness, you were so reckless last time, you scared him..." Li Qiuzhi looked at His Highness with some disapproval, "What's more, he is still guarding Yazi, like a fierce guard next to a treasure. beast."

"Yazi? With him? Do you think I will lose? Li Qiuzhi." His Royal Highness the Crown Prince raised his head, his green eyes were cold, and said with a smile, "It's just a tramp who doesn't even know who he is. He wants to use His little force to defeat me? Ha, that's the funniest joke I've ever heard."

Li Qiuzhi bent down deeply, and praised reverently: "You will always be the final winner. But, before you fully recover, please be patient, such a precious fruit is worth your little patience."

Looking at the void outside the window, His Highness Chaofeng also praised sincerely: "Yes! He is so beautiful, so dazzling, I can't help it. You are right, patience is pain, but it will bear the sweetest fruit."

Li Qiuzhi wanted to say something else, but the door was pushed open.

Empress Chen strode in. Although her speed was fast, she maintained the elegance like a lotus leaf blowing by a breeze. Behind her were a group of dignified and meticulous palace servants standing outside the door.

She looked at her son with slight annoyance, and said with a smile: "I told them not to report, just to see what you are doing lazily again?" Empress Chen turned her head to look at Li Qiuzhi, and nodded slightly, "President Li, You are here too."

"His Royal Highness." Li Qiuzhi bowed and saluted.

"You are his teacher, you need to persuade the Crown Prince more." Empress Chen caressed Chaofeng's face lovingly, but he sideways avoided her, her eyes widened, and she persuaded softly, "You child, you are angry again.

'Star sand' is an important matter related to national security, and we cannot refuse to produce it just because of a trivial matter.Mother knows that you have just woken up and your body has not fully recovered, but for your motherland and the people you guard, children, we must bear some sacrifices and dedications. "

Zhu Chaofeng looked at her and said, "I just want him and like him, isn't that all right?"

The queen shook her head helplessly, and tapped his forehead lightly. This time the crown prince didn't avoid it, and stared innocently with green eyes.

Empress Chen had no choice but to explain patiently to the "big boy" who hadn't grown up: "Master An is the master of the country in China, you should know the importance of the master of the country, especially a young and promising master like him, to the country. What's more, he is still your savior, you can't act willfully! Neither your father nor I know how to appease what happened last time, so we can only send a bunch of vulgar things to express our apology."

"I'd rather go to apologize to Cheng Chen in person, but you won't allow me." Crown Prince Chaofeng said casually.

"Okay, I don't know you yet? Come to the door to apologize, and you'll be lucky if you don't pack the master back!" Empress Chen glared at her son. After all, she felt sorry for him, and asked her again and again. Don't be awkward, just be a "star sand".Then leave in a hurry.

Zhu Chaofeng stared at her receding figure, and asked with a low smile, "Human beings are really wonderful animals. Do you think her great maternal love is due to hormone secretion, or is it because of the necessity of gene transmission and reproduction? Is it love for my body, or is it Love my inner soul? Or love my ability to produce 'star sand'?"

Li Qiuzhi bowed deeply and said in a low voice, "No matter what, she always loves you."

"...Using star sand to mend the 'leakage' is really creative." Zhu Chaofeng giggled, laughing until he could not hold back his tears, "You, you said if they know what 'star sand' is, will it be very creative?" 'Happy', very 'surprised'?!"

Li Qiuzhi couldn't laugh anymore, his face was livid.