[Sha Hai] Lie on your stomach when you meet an adjutant

([-]) Huo Zhongshu

After Liang Wan returned from Changbai Mountain, he went to the old lady at the Zhongshu snack bar and told her about Huo Zhongshu's death.

The old lady probably guessed it a long time ago, but now that she has received the exact news, her heart is finally relieved.

She seemed to be trapped in her own world, sitting there in a daze, not even knowing that Liang Wan got up to say goodbye.

Liang Wan couldn't bear to stay any longer, as soon as he walked out of the store, he heard small crying from inside, which gradually became heart-piercing.

Back in the car, Liang Wan hugged Zhang Rishan and gnawed on Zhang Rishan's face.

Zhang Rishan let him vent, and finally smoothed his hair.

"Mr. Zhang."

"Ah."

"I want to be the first to know when you die."

"it is good."

Never go quietly alone, let me know, so I can follow quickly.

The road to Huangquan is too long, and it would be too desolate to walk alone.

([-]) Stinky tofu

When Liang Wan first met Zhang Rishan, he offered to treat him to the authentic Changsha stinky tofu marinated by himself, but the result was delayed until he came back from Changbai Mountain.If Zhang Xiaoshan hadn't overturned the keg for marinating stinky tofu, causing the smell to permeate the whole room, Liang Wan might not have remembered it.

Fortunately, the stinky tofu can withstand storage, Liangwan fried two pieces to taste, it is perfect!

Ever since, when Zhang Rishan returned home from the Crescent Hotel, he could smell the nostalgic smell in his memory as soon as he opened the door.

"I timed it just right."

Talking, Liang Wan poured marinade and chili on the freshly fried stinky tofu, brought it to the table, and waved to Zhang Rishan.

"Come and try it."

Zhang Rishan took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair, picked up a piece of dark stinky tofu, put it in his mouth and tasted it carefully.

The stinky tofu is fried thoroughly, the crispy skin is dipped in a salty and slightly spicy marinade, and there is also the unique smell of stinky tofu...

Zhang Rishan nodded and gave Liang Wan 120 points for his craftsmanship.

Giving an extra 20 points is not afraid of his pride.

As a result, a few days later, Wu Xie, who was far away in Xiaoshi, received a big gift package of stinky tofu from Liangwan.

Wu Xie took it out of the box and fried it, and when he ate it, he nodded repeatedly, full of praise.

three days later.

The white snake intercepted Zhang Qiling who was feeding the fish in the backyard with a disheveled face.

"Brother, dear brother, I beg you, let our little third master... stop delving into new-style stinky tofu..."

Isn't it because the stinky tofu sent by Liang Wan is better than his cooking?As for holding your breath, do you have to develop a new type of stinky tofu that surpasses others? !

God knows what their Wushan Juli smells like in the past two days, the number of guests has been reduced by half!

Do you still want to do this business? !

Say it, young master!Do you just want to bring down Wu Shanju so that you can be your patriarch's wife wholeheartedly? !

Zhang Qiling finished the fish food in his hand and went straight to the kitchen.

Wu Xie turned her head and smiled, and handed over a piece of stinky tofu just out of the pan.

"This is my newly developed formula, guaranteed to be better than Liangwan's."

Zhang Qiling glanced at the strangely colored stinky tofu, stepped forward to pick up Wu Xie and carried it on his shoulders.

"I'm going to Poker Bottle, you put me down quickly! Where are you going?!"

"To take a bath."

"Take a wool bath in broad daylight?!"

"I want to sleep."

"..."

([-]) When did Zhang Rishan get bent?

Liang Wan asked Zhang Mingfan to help investigate the descendants of the Xu family, and found out that after the death of the eldest daughter, Xu's father and Xu's mother gave birth to a healthy young son. Later, in order to escape the war, the whole family migrated abroad and took root there. .

Liang Wan remembered this one day and asked Zhang Rishan: Do you know that Xu Yifeng is a man?

Zhang Rishan frowned: Impossible, she has...

Liang Wan: Have breasts?

Zhang Rishan: ...um.

Liang Wan patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: In addition to steamed bun cushions, there is something called "false breasts" in this world.

Zhang Rishan:? !

([-]) Bug incident

When Liang Wan found the bug, he was so angry that he almost crushed it.

No wonder Zhang Rishan was so clear about the affairs of his family back then, and he was able to call an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

Zhang Xiaoshan didn't know what was in his collar, but seeing his father's expression...

Shouldn't it be okay to bite the collar?All bitten...

Liang Wan glared at it: "You kid is also an accomplice."

Zhang Xiaoshan: QvQ.

That night, Liang Wan drove Zhang Rishan to the study, connected the receiver to the small stereo in the study, and let him listen to "yin/le" all night...

Early the next morning, seeing the red-eyed Zhang Rishan coming out of the study, Liang Wan, who had been busy "playing" all night, felt a burst of joy.

Yes, let you hear but not eat, hum.

([-]) About condoms

Liang Wan found Zhang Rishan's receipt for shopping, which showed that he only bought condoms, and there was only one type - the most common ultra-thin one. Liang Wan said he was not interested.

Zhang Rishan gave him a cool look, and used actions to prove whether he was interested.

The next day, Liang Wan, who was almost unconscious in his waist, said that he could no longer be interested.At the same time, he also understood that Zhang Rishan only bought this most common kind for the sake of his man's kidneys.

([-]) About kitchen cabinets

There is a tall cabinet in the kitchen, which is not very convenient. Liang Wan is so tall that he has to use a small bench.Zhang Rishan asked someone to do it again, but Liang Wan said no.He said that this cabinet can store some things that are not used so much, and it is quite interesting.

Zhang Rishan said, what kind of fun can this have?

Liang Wan blinked and said to him, Mr. Zhang, I just forgot the second ring ring on it, but I can't reach it and I don't want to move the stool, what should I do?

Zhang Rishan glanced at the shining second ring ring on his wrist, bent down silently, held his buttocks in his arms and lifted him up.

Liang Wan smiled and said that children can be taught.But he didn't open the door of the cabinet, but put his arms around Zhang Rishan's neck and kissed him condescendingly.

([-]) Watches

For Liang Wan, the watch that Zhang Rishan put on him is like a ring that a man puts on a woman.It is a contract, a contract for a lifetime.

The watch was taken by Huo Youxue when Wu Shan lived, and after major incidents followed, Liang Wan also forgot the watch to the horizon, and he didn't remember it until Zhang Rishan put it on for him again on his birthday.

The surface was damaged at the time, so there was no way but to replace it with a new surface.

Liang Wan felt a little pity, thinking that this is not a real antique.

Zhang Rishan solemnly put it on for him and shook his head.

"As long as you keep wearing it, it will become antique one day."

([-]) Regarding the address before death

Zhang Rishan had a dream.

Dreamed of the time when Xu Yifeng died in his arms.

The memory of that time is actually very vague, after all, it is not a pleasant memory.Looking back on that time now, I can only think of bright red hands and a blurred face.

But in this dream, he could clearly see Xu Yifeng's face.

The blood on his hands splashed onto his delicate face.

Eyes with dizzy pupils.

He kept making noises of unknown meaning, opening and closing his lips and teeth.

Xu Yifeng's last sentence was very clear.

Zhang Rishan heard it too, and even answered.

——Although he didn't know why "Xu Yifeng" at that time would ask such words.

— I don't know why he would say another person's name.

——Obviously the two of them don't look alike at all.

……

As soon as Liang Wan opened his eyes, he found that the person who was usually preparing breakfast at this time was still lying on the bed today, and couldn't help but want to ridicule him.

"Sure enough, last night was too reluctant, right? Old~dong~xi~"

"..."

"Why do you look at me like that? Are you jealous that I have good physical strength?"

"I'm not looking at you."

"Hey, so tell me what you're looking at?"

"Probably... a miracle."

"Talk about chicken but don't talk about shit, civilized you and me!"

"..."

"Just kidding... You seem to talk less today, are you really tired?"

"..."

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

"Fuck you."

"Aren't you too tired to talk?"

"Who fainted yesterday?"

"..."

"It's rare to be sensational once, and the effect is mediocre. In the future, I will speak directly with actions."

"Don't! Uh! Uh..."

Liang Wan: I can't move anymore, I beg you to sensationalize me! ! !

([-]) Finally

After knowing Zhang Rishan's real age, Liang Wan was really shocked for a while, and he always had an expression that my man is a fairy.One day, Liangwan's brain got so hot that he even questioned the quality of Zhang Rishan's sperm.

Zhang Rishan sneered and dragged him directly onto the bed.

Liang Wan suffered a lot by himself, and couldn't get out of bed for three days.

But to be honest, one word: it's really fucking cool.

It is good for physical and mental health to come to such a hearty exercise once in a while, but not often, it is not good for the kidneys.

But Liang Wan quickly thought of one thing: his man lived such a long life, wouldn't it appear that he is aging very quickly?Liang Wan started to do all kinds of maintenance, and even asked the nurses in the department for advice on maintenance. He is almost becoming a maintenance expert!

Zhang Rishan saw that he wiped so many things on his face every day, and felt that he was too hard and unnecessary, even if he was old, he would not dislike him.Liang Wan told him very seriously: This is his effort for the future of the two of them.

Zhang Rishan couldn't say anything now, he could only use actions to express his affirmation and support for his efforts.The specific performance is that the frequency of sex increases, and all the skin care and skin care products of the lover are covered with one hand.

The Buddha said: Give what your lover wants, there is nothing wrong with it.

However, one day later, Liang Wan suddenly sent several large boxes of top-level skin care products at home to the young men and old bacon in the department.

The reason was that Liang Wan found a white hair on Zhang Rishan's head while doing morning exercises that morning.

Zhang Rishan was surprised.

But Liang Wan was suddenly very happy.

He had been worried about what his Mr. Zhang would do by himself when he left first.

As a doctor, Liang Wan has seen too many life and death.Of course, I have also seen countless family members left alone in the world by their loved ones.

There are those who want to follow directly; there are also those who keep their sadness and move on.

Liang Wan could see their pain clearly.

So he was very afraid, afraid that his family Mr. Zhang would also experience such pain.

When he knew that he would probably die before Mr. Zhang, Liang Wan told him: I allow you to fall in love with other people after I die.But at that time, you don't want to visit my grave, I don't want to know.

Now it's all right, he doesn't have to worry about it anymore.If you're lucky, maybe the two can grow old together.

Later Zhang Rishan was about to leave, and before he left, he said to Liang Wan: I used to be afraid that the person I love would walk ahead of me, but now, I would rather you go before me.

Liang Wan asked why, Zhang Rishan smiled: Why do you say?

Liang Wan was very satisfied with his focused eyes.

——Because I can't bear to leave you alone guarding my corpse.

But the heavens still favored them, Zhang Rishan just left, Liang Wan also chased after them, naturally died of old age.

Liang Wan couldn't bear his man waiting on Huangquan Road for too long, it was so cold.

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In fact, there is another Yang Hao story, but I am busy with exam review and now I really don’t have time to write it. I can only post it after the exam. If you want to read it, please wait until after 11.16.

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