The leftover peaches are always disliked

Qi Nan said: "I also told him to sleep with you, but he doesn't want to."

As soon as these words came out, the air was suddenly filled with embarrassment, sticking to both him and Sheng Yi.

Sheng Yi looked at him and twitched the corners of his mouth, "I don't want to...ah?"

Jiang Qi said something in Fan Wei's accent in his heart that it was impossible to guard against.

He gritted his teeth and smiled, "Why, I don't sleep well, I'm afraid I'll disturb you."

"Why do you care about these things? It's not like they haven't slept together before." Sheng Yi smiled, "Go up, they're all waiting."

He walked in front, Jiang Qi and Qi Nan followed behind, Qi Nan pinched his throat and said softly, "It's not like we haven't slept together before." While talking, he rolled his eyes at Jiang Qi ambiguously.

Jiang Qi clenched his fist and punched him in the stomach.

Qi Nan fell behind with a groan, Jiang Qi caught up with Sheng Yi in two steps, hooked his shoulders and walked away.

During the meal, Qi Nan said: "Brothers haven't played for a while, or this afternoon..."

Sheng Yi: "I have to work overtime."

Zhao Hongliang: "I have to work overtime."

Jiang Qi: "He works overtime."

Qi Nan: "Fuck!"

Wang Wenyu: "Fuck!"

Qi Nan patted the table: "It's interesting, today is the weekend!"

Zhao Hongliang: "If a criminal knows that he will not commit crimes on weekends, he is not a criminal."

Qi Nan turned around, "What about you, what do you mean?"

Just as Sheng Yi was about to speak, Qi Nan interrupted him, "Forget it, don't talk about it, I'll know what you're going to fart as soon as you poke your butt."

Wang Wenyu was also very depressed, "Why are you so busy now, Taozi? When I was a lawyer, I could squeeze out half a day a week, but now I have to make an appointment a month in advance to see you." He bit the ball, "Or Hello Jiang Qi, I can see whoever I want to see, and I want to see you too..."

Jiang Qi was afraid that they would bring the topic back to the ditch again, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, two hours for a meal is not enough, if you have nothing to do in the afternoon, I will accompany you to fight fast."

"Who can beat you fast." Qi Nan was disgusted to death, "I might as well go home and sleep if I have the time."

Jiang Qi put down his chopsticks with a "slap", "You can leave if you want, but wash the bowl first."

Wang Wenyu quickly slipped away.

Qi Nan was caught running slowly and stayed to do the dishes.

Jiang Qi let Sheng Yi do the work, he will take care of the rest.

"Didn't you finish cleaning the machine? You don't need to save so many dishes, just throw them in and you'll be done." Qi Nan looked at the pots and pans in a sink, his hands and feet curled up.

"That thing can't be washed clean."

"If you can't wash it clean, what are you buying it for?"

"It's still loud, noisy."

"What are you afraid of in broad daylight?"

Jiang Qi pointed inside, "It will disturb him."

"Fuck!" Qi Nan threw the rag into the pool, splashing water all over her body, "Fuck!"

"At least he has read books." Jiang Qi said "Tsk", "Be civilized."

"You didn't talk less?" Qi Nan sneered, "I really don't understand what you think, you care about him more than anyone else, and you hide faster than anyone else, what do you mean?"

Jiang Qi closed the kitchen door, "Keep your voice down."

"I still have to come here less in the future, seeing you abuse yourself so much, to be honest." Qi Nan looked at him, "It hurts a lot."

Jiang Qi wanted to slap him in the face with a rag, "You are enough."

Qi Nan washes and Jiang Qi filters. Every time he wipes the bowl of noodles, he feels a ring of hairs in his heart. This set of bowls was drawn by lottery at a certain year's annual meeting. Like touching an earthworm.

He asked Qi Nan if he felt touching an earthworm.

Qi Nan numb from ankle to scalp, "You mean it!"

Jiang Qi smiled for a while and said, "Sheng Yi and Qian Xinlei may be getting back together."

"Who did you hear that from?!" Qi Nan was startled, "He told you?"

Jiang Qi shook his head, "He has a relationship with Qian."

"If you have a relationship, you want to get back together? You two still live together, why don't you get married."

"Tell you the truth." Jiang Qi said: "After so many years of relationship, it's impossible to just let it go."

"Not necessarily, based on my understanding of Taozi, he is not the kind of person who can still be friends after breaking up." Qi Nan straightened up, "Don't think he is usually stupid and soft, that's the kind of person he is. Least human."

"Don't wash it."

"what?"

Jiang Qi snatched the bowls and chopsticks from his hands and threw them all into the dishwasher.

"Damn it, you're smart!"

"The same reasoning can be proved." Jiang Qi said: "If he knows my little thoughts, this friend will definitely not do it."

"No one asked you to ask for it. I would rather have broken pieces of jade than the tiles. I and Lao Zhao both felt that you are already old. Instead of staring at tiles, you might as well give it a go. If you can get jade, you can earn money." gone."

"You all think so?"

"Ang, what are you doing lying to you? Not only can I think about it, I'm still doing it."

"You guys are like this..." Jiang Qi was helpless, "Take me as a friend, not him."

"How did you talk?" Qi Nan was sad, "I didn't do it, it's just a half-conscience."

"He treats us as friends, but I want to sleep with him, and you guys want to sleep with him for me. Think about it, it's actually quite unfair to him." Jiang Qi crossed his arms and looked at the flashing lights on the dishwasher. The power signal raised the corners of his mouth, "Thanks anyway."

In this world, apart from your family, it is his luck that someone is willing to ignoring half of your conscience for you.

"Thanks for what?"

Jiang Qi thought that Qi Nan's thank you was being polite, but turned to look at his expression, and found that it was really a question, literally.

Thanks for what?

"Who helped you sleep with him." Qi Nan said: "Our purpose is only one, which is to pierce that layer of window paper. As for whether you can sleep with him after it is broken, it has nothing to do with us."

"It's all about your own creation."

"I bet 90.00% that you will be blacklisted by him."

"The remaining ten percent is purely friendship points."

Jiang Qi wiped his hands and went out, locking the kitchen door with a key.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Qi Nan knocked on the door.

"Oops, that sound... you're missing a leg under the sink or something."

"Why did you jump out!"

"..."

Jiang Qi leaned against the door to answer the phone, "Mom."

Hearing the movement behind him, Chen Rong immediately asked, "Did you turn on the dishwasher?!"

Jiang Qi was stopped by the sound, and there seemed to be a sparse impression in his memory that this thing could not be opened.

"Stinky boy, I told you that you can't open it, you're lazy again!" Chen Rong roared: "I told you last year that it was broken and told you not to move. Now that you open it, it is tantamount to completely screwing it up." It’s broken, hurry up and close it!”

Jiang Qi suddenly heard two loud bangs of "Kang Dang" and "Kang Dang", followed by the sound of porcelain shattering.

It's over, it's completely screwed up.

Earthworms don't even need to be touched.

Sheng Yi poked his head out, what's wrong?

Jiang Qi mouthed that he was fine, let's go in.

"Come back for dinner tomorrow night!" The gentleness in Chen Rong's hello when he answered the phone was gone.

At this time, Jiang Qi could only say "Oh."

"Where is Xiao Sheng, have you come back from a business trip?"

"came back."

"Bring him over here."

"I'll ask him later."

"Why do you ask, what can he eat with you, instant noodles?! You still use the dishwasher to eat instant noodles, what do you use to serve them..."

Jiang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, if his mother knew that he had broken so many plates, he could really beat him.

"Okay, don't ask, if he dares to say no, I'll tie him up."

"Put that thing there and don't move it. I'll find someone to fix it tomorrow."

"Don't come here, I'll clean it up myself."

"You still have time to clean up, aren't you busy?"

"It's not that busy yet."

As soon as he finished talking about Jiang Qi, he knew it was broken. Sure enough, Chen Rong turned on the strength mocking mode, "If you are not busy like that, what kind of busy is it? You are just so busy that you don't have time to wash two instant noodle bowls. Don't you buy the buckets? , just eat it with plastic..."

"..."

After a good scolding meal, Jiang Qi opened the door, and the place was in a mess. Qi Nan sat on the stove, protecting his face with a soup bowl, "The sound is really loud, it's like learning to explode."

"..."

"I'm going to bed." Jiang Qi said to the back of Sheng Yi's head while lying under the quilt.

"Then I'll go to the study." Sheng Yi was about to turn off the lamp.

"How long do you need, can it be done before twelve o'clock?" It was past eleven o'clock.

"It's hard to say." Sheng Yi got up, stretched, and fell on the bed with his limbs open, "Mom, I'm going to die."

Ya Jiangqi got on his leg, and he moved, "Don't go out, just do it here, I can sleep."

Sheng Yi turned over and lay on his side, staring at the front with dull eyes, as if he was really preparing to die when he said he was going to die.

Jiang Qi's leg was crushed by him, so he took out his good leg and kicked him off the bed.

Sheng Yi got up, arched his back like a zombie, sat back in front of the computer, lowered the desk lamp, and flipped through the manuscript lightly.

"is this OK?"

"You can add another piece of clothing. I have a bigger down jacket in my closet."

"It's not cold." Sheng Yi glanced back at him, "Go to bed quickly."

You go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

This voice... this gentle tone.

Jiang Qi's heart suddenly softened into a kelp.

He looked at him with his hands on his pillow, the hairy tuft of Sheng Yi next to the lamp was swollen in the light circle, and looked very warm, making one want to reach out and touch it.

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Ok?"

"For example, collation, translation, those that don't require a professional."

"No, I'm almost there too, you go to bed first."

Jiang Qi couldn't sleep, he hadn't shared the same bed with Sheng Yi for many years, how could he be able to sleep at such an important and exciting moment.

His kelp was still fluttering violently.

Want to accompany him for a while.

He took out his mobile phone to browse the forum, he didn't know how long he had used it, his eyelids were glued down, and the words on the mobile phone were all blurred together, it couldn't work, if he didn't sleep, it would be difficult to separate from the bed tomorrow morning.

Just as Jiang Qi was going to sleep, when he heard the sound of Sheng Yi and his computer, he turned on his phone, it was three o'clock!

Sheng Yi lay down, turned his back to him and turned off the light.

Jiang Qi felt the temperature behind him, it was cold.

Pretend to touch his instep inadvertently, like ice.

I wanted to cover him, but I didn't dare.

Jiang Qi opened his eyes and stared blankly in the dark.

"Why aren't you married?"