My supernatural ability is not normal

Ji Annian struggled to get Estes to accept Li Siyan's "stepmother" status.

Estes fluttered his big eyes, and asked awkwardly but curiously: "What kind of person is he?"

"He," Ji Annian pursed his lips and opened his mouth to complain, but he couldn't hide the love in his eyes, "He's a man with a dignified appearance and a duplicity."

"Looking at the pure and pure white lotus, his head is actually full of yellow waste. You don't look at him usually serious, as if he is an upright gentleman, but he is actually a sullen person. There are many inner dramas in the dark, and he is super clingy! I seriously doubt him. It's not that he fell into a demon and his temperament changed drastically, but that the demon gave him an excuse to completely let go of himself and restore his true nature. Tsk, that terrifying desire for monopoly..."

Ji Annian was in high spirits, complaining to Estes about Li Siyan's affairs.The more he talked, the more excited he became, and his eyes were shining.Probably because of Estes' inexplicable sense of familiarity, Ji Annian spoke freely, and betrayed Li Siyan's background like a bamboo tube.

Esther rested his chin, staring at the happiness that was about to overflow in Ji Annian's eyes. Although his heart was a little sour, he was more happy for him. Dad could find someone who could spend his life with him. Also relieved.

"You like him very much!" Estes told the truth.

Ji Annian's face turned red, turned his head away, and argued incoherently: "Where's that! A kid from every family, what do you know?"

"Oh~ Then why are you blushing!"

"Hot! I'm hot!"

"It's only ten degrees today..."

"Stop rambling! Children don't care so much!"

Estes put away his smile, with a rare seriousness on his face, and stared at Ji Annian seriously.

Ji Annian turned around uncomfortably, why is he so serious all of a sudden?Could it be that what he just said hurt his young heart?

"I'm not a child."

"Ah? Oh, yes, yes, you are not a child." Ji Annian thought he understood the problem, and quickly agreed.

"I am five thousand years old this year," Estes pointed out five fingers.

"Yeah, I'm already five years old... no..." Ji Annian's voice became smaller and smaller, and he opened his eyes wide and looked at the serious little face in doubt: "Did you say a thousand words too much?" Character?"

Estelle looked at Ji Annian with tears in his eyes, "Baby won't lie!"

Ji Annian: It's okay to be in love with the boy's grandson, the cheap son he picked up halfway is the age of Chinese civilization history... So I'm still a baby!

"After hearing so much from you, you still don't know the name of your stepmother?"

Although Ji Annian was taken aback by the term "stepmother" again, he had no intention of correcting him.

Well, stepmother, what an honor to be called Lixian, she is indeed my cheap son.

"His name is Li Siyan, and he is a cultivator."

"...What? Don't tell me it's the thoughts of longing, the words of language."

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Ji Annian wondered.

"...It's nothing, I just want to say that the marriage is destined..." Estes looked at Ji Annian sympathetically, and reached out to pat his arm like a little adult: "You can live with him at ease."

"Clam?"

"Sure enough, there is no chance in the world, only necessity."

"Clam?"

"No matter what position you are in, you will always be my Dad!"

"... Get out!"

"I want a sister."

"……Ha ha."

J City, Province H is a famous ancient capital in China. It has gone through thousands of years of wind, frost and war, and has seen the vicissitudes of time and vicissitudes. But at this time, she has become ruins in this battle with predators.

The setting sun was like blood, slanting into a half-remained building, adding a bit of sadness to the scene.

Looking at the devastation, Bai Ran sighed.

"It's a pity that I still haven't caught up." He took a few photos of the ruins, then turned to the people behind him and said, "I wanted to take you to see it. I stayed here for a few years when I was young, but I didn't expect... "

Rebel smiled indifferently, and shrugged casually: "It's pretty nice here now."

Bai Ran was a little stunned when he heard the words. He pointed to the ruins in front of him in surprise: "Now? Beautiful?"

"That's right." Rebel smiled, the setting sun shone on one side of his face, casting a demonic shadow on the other side, "Without the crowded humans, it's rare to be so clean!"

Hearing this unexpected answer, an inexplicable emotion quickly flashed in Bai Ran's eyes, and he showed an innocent smile, as if he didn't hear the deep malice towards human beings in Rebel's mouth, "Yeah, it used to be noisy."

He naturally changed the subject, "Where are we going next?"

Rebel stared fixedly at the carmine redness in the sky, and remained silent for a long time.

The setting sun flowed in his eyes, and the coldness was also tainted with some warmth.

"He's in a neighboring province." Rebel said abruptly.

Bai Ran understood the interface: "Shall we go to Province Q?"

Rebel laughed suddenly, he rarely showed such real emotion, even if he laughed, it was mostly a sneer.Bai Ran has known him for more than half a year, and it is rare to see him with such a sincere smile.

That's the only person who can make Rebel, who has always been cold-hearted, so fancy.

Although it's not a good thing to be favored by Rebel, Bai Ran carefully glanced at the turbulent malice gushing out of Rebel's dark eyes, and silently lit the wax for Ji Annian in his heart.

Rebel is the evil in this world...

"He will come to me," said the crisp young voice belonging to Rebel, his voice was as clear as a brook bubbling through in summer, "I will wait for him here."

Bai Ran sighed silently in his heart, but he didn't miss anything on his face. Instead, he said half-truthfully, "I've long wanted to meet the person who puts you on the top of my heart. I don't know what kind of person he is?"

Rebel looked at Bairan with a half-smile, as if he had seen through his clumsy acting skills and Bairan's nervousness, he shook his head without pointing it out.

Bai Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and before he had time to rejoice that he had escaped, Rebel asked softly, "Did you go to see Bai Tianyou?"

Bai Ran froze for a moment, with surging darkness rolling in his eyes, he lowered his head, his voice tensed as if he would explode at any moment: "He is the patriarch of our Bai family after all, although I am only a side branch, not as noble as the exile family."

Rebel carelessly flicked the too long bangs: "Hehe, what an old fox. Maybe he noticed the relationship between you and me?"

Bai Ran's face flushed red, and he hurriedly opened his mouth to defend: "I didn't! Rebel believed me! I..."

"Of course I believe you. After all, only I can satisfy your wish..."

Bai Ran smiled gratefully, narrowed his eyes to lock the roiling emotions in his eyes, not revealing anything.

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I am the elf that Dad spawned among the flowers with divine power.

I am not a god, nor a servant of a god, nor a creature of a god.

I'm Dad's kid, Dad's kid alone. Dad named me Esters, which means new hope.

I understand what Dad means. He hopes that I can get rid of the fate of the gods and be free.

……

Then many things happened.

After the man died, the Queen Mother of the West gave Dad a prophecy: Only after breaking down and building up can he be free.So Dad also disappeared.

……

Another plane is about to be devoured.I woke up from a deep sleep, watching with cold eyes, and a new protoss was about to be born.Hope it's not an idiot this time.

……

I can feel Dad's breath! ! !

Dad!wait for me!

——The Estes Diary

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Don't your consciences ache? !

Oh, I forgot, you fairies have no conscience [Indifferent jpg]

So, I'm going to tell you some dirty jokes!

Will you still recite "Pipa Xing"?It doesn't matter if you can't memorize it!

You just need to know that this is a beautiful car!

Well, for example: lightly twirling, slowly twisting, wiping and picking again, the first is a neon dress and the second is Liuyao... Guan Yingyu is slippery at the bottom of the flower, and the Youyan spring is difficult to flow under the ice.The ice spring is cold and astringent, and the string is condensed, and the condensate will never stop for a while... The silver bottle is broken and the water is sprayed, and the iron horse is protruding.He pondered and plucked the strings, straightened his clothes and restrained his appearance.

Well, all of a sudden, Evans springs up, and I can't stop at all!and this!

When it comes to Double Ninth Day, the chrysanthemum will come!

Hey hey hey.

I know that these alone can't satisfy you tortured little goblins, come on, come on, let me show you a treasure!

The boys from Nancun deceived me to be old and weak, so they could bear to attack me face to face, and openly carried me into the bamboo, their lips were scorched, their mouth was dry, and they could not breathe, and when they came back, they leaned on their sticks and sighed.

funny jpg

Well, I believe that after reading my explanation, you are motivated to endorse, am I awesome!

Finally, the Ultimate Edition is here! !High-energy warning ahead, high-energy warning ahead!Non-combatants retreat quickly!This is not a drill!

The old man chatted like a teenager, ate three hundred lychees a day, looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, bamboo sticks and straw shoes are lighter than horses, orchid shoots at the foot of the mountain are short of dipping creeks, sandy roads between pines are clean and mud-free, mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and flowers are bright. Another village, may I ask where is the restaurant?The boys from Nancun met each other and did not know each other. They invited me to Tian’s house, deceived me to be old and powerless, and openly carried me into the bamboo. There were three or two branches of peach blossoms outside the bamboo. Weeping every day, the sound of crying went straight to the sky, and the children flicked their clothes away after something happened, and they couldn't bear to return to the empty room.Going back, coming back, coming back, relying on a long breath to cover up tears, straightening the clothes and restraining the face, at this time there are only tears on the clothes.Bao humiliation is a man, and the chrysanthemums still have proud frost branches. This hatred lasts forever, which makes me unhappy.It is already dusk to worry alone, the sunset is infinitely good, hanging from the southeast branch.

Come on, let's hurt each other!

☆, No Responsibility Extra Story [-]

Non-responsible episode [-].

1, on how to escape military training correctly.

This happened a long, long time later, and humans on the supernatural plane have lived in harmony with the fantasy species.Ji Annian also graduated from X University and is studying for a graduate student in Z University.

Although the catastrophe is over, it has brought far-reaching and lasting effects. The central government is deeply aware of the poor physical fitness of the current people. How can we build socialism well?It must be changed, so the Ministry of Education waved its hand and reformed!

then……

"I've finished my second year of graduate school! I still need military training!!" Ji Annian asked the sky speechlessly. It is said that when he wants to cry, he can look up at the sky with a bright and sad 45° angle, and the tears will not fall!

As the protagonist of this article, Li Siyan Gong (crossed out) insisted on complaining about the role of the military: "When you study the military training, it won't be so unbelievable."

Ji Annian choked, and looked at Li Siyan faintly: "You son, you have changed. You are no longer what you used to be."

Li Siyan stretched out his hand, and gently stroked the top of someone's head that was drooping listlessly: "Hey, I love you the most, okay?"

Ji Annian was deeply shocked, and then said very moved: "Haha."

Ji Annian: Who is this faceless, thick-skinned, radiation-proof guy in front of you?Give him back his white lotus boyfriend who was born out of mud but not stained!

"If you don't want military training, there's nothing you can do."

"You mean..." Ji Annian's eyes lit up immediately, "I can worship Xiao Jingteng, bah, call the Dragon King of the Four Seas to ask for rain!"

He put Li Siyan on Li Siyan's shoulder happily: "Goose, it's fine, you are still my old dog."

Li Siyan: "...No, I just asked you to take a sick leave...and what the hell is this strange name like Gouzi, Goud." He paused, thoughtfully, "Accept this The inexplicable name is actually quite touching."

"...You have fallen, dog, to call you daddy like that."

"Learned from you, son."

Ji Annian: As you can see, Gouzi is no longer the Gouzi he used to be.he broke...

In fact, it proved that Ji Annian was not the only one who thought of this.

Before Ji Annian could collect seven dragon balls to summon the dragon, the entire campus of Z University was filled with the sound of cigarettes.

On the playground of Z University, a boy with three-dimensional paint painted all over his body, who was suspected to be suffering from epilepsy, rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and twitched all over his body.At the same time, it was accompanied by heart-piercing horror and wails. It was really a man silent and a woman crying. I don’t sympathize with being Chinese.

However, within ten meters of the boy, there was no one there, and no one from the crowd stepped forward.Wang Zeyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion, the world is really declining, and people's hearts are not old.So with a simple and simple smile unique to working people, he stepped forward and pressed the sick boy hard, trying to open the boy's jaw to prevent him from biting his tongue and committing suicide.

"What are you still looking at?!" Wang Zeyu shouted angrily at the ugly onlookers described by Lu Xun: "Don't you call 120?!"

Immediately, several boys became violent, jumped up from the crowd, and roared!Wang Zeyu is a little relieved that there are still some people with conscience.

He looked lovingly at the boys who came running over, "It's okay, I can handle it alone..."

Wang Zeyu didn't know how it happened, it happened too fast!In a blink of an eye, he flew up in mid-air—he was lifted up by those boys!

"Dude, buddy, what's going on!"

"Fuck, do you still have the face to ask us?" The boy who was pressed to the ground by Wang Zeyu and opened his mouth got up, wiped off the saliva just now with the back of his hand, and looked at Wang Zeyu angrily: "I am Dance to pray for rain, you kid is deliberately making trouble, right?!"

"That's right!" A boy who was carrying Wang Zeyu said, "We are about to succeed! As soon as you make trouble, we have to start all over again!"

Wang Zeyu: "...your family asks Yuwu to imitate epilepsy?"

The dancing boy rolled his eyes: "I can tell you are out just by looking at it! This is a soul dance taught by the well-known up master Xihai Dragon King of Station B! It has a miraculous effect on praying for rain! You and other mortals will not appreciate it!"

Methods of praying for rain with a very low success rate, such as praying for rain dance, are the only choice for the ordinary people who have nothing to do with it. A former god like Ji Annian must have a way to go through the back door [Good boy, don’t imitate 】

"Hey, Ao Shun! I'm Ji Annian! Let's talk about something! It's raining after the military training... Hey, hey, what, the signal is not good, so I hang up. Don't stop! Didi..."

Ji Annian made another phone call speechlessly, "Hello, Ao Guang! I have something to do, military training... what, Nezha went to make trouble in the Dragon Palace again? This time, he picked the second prince's tendons? Well, sorry for you." ..."

Hanging up the phone, Ji Annian sighed, and continued to make calls without being discouraged: "Hello, Ao Qin! So what... What? Are you on a business trip? Go to Greece and Poseidon to exchange ideas on water resource protection and rationality." Development... oh, it's all right."

Ji Annian anxiously pressed the dial button, this was his last hope, "I'm sorry. The user you dialed is not in the service area at the moment, please try again later. Sorry..."

Ji Annian suddenly recalled that the Dragon King of the Four Seas had various things going on at the same time?What a coincidence, right?There is a conspiracy!Absolutely there is a conspiracy!

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Wang Zeyu happily walked into the apartment where he lived together, "Bai Qi! I got a new posture of begging for rain! This time I will definitely succeed!"

Bai Qi lovingly stroked his dog's head, and looked at the "stupid son of the landlord's family" with sympathy: "Silly boy. You don't know, the country has already greeted the Dragon King of the Four Seas and Lei Gong and Dian Mu. rain……"

2. Special heat escape skills in the north.

Z University, as an institution in the north, has lost the necessary air conditioner for summer vacation while having the heating that students in the south deeply resent.It's fair, there's nothing wrong with it.

No, come to think of it, it's not fair at all!Because, Suzhou, Shanghai and Hangzhou, free shipping!

Well, skip these provocative topics, skip skip.

Well, in general: Whenever this time, the incense of the winter god Xuanming ① will always be inexplicably strong.

Comrade Xuan Ming, who has a human face and a bird body, looks strange, and thinks he is extremely handsome, is in a very complicated mood at this time.Because the ignorant ancients believed that the northwest wind blowing from Xuanming could bring plagues, not only did Xuanming have a bad relationship with God, but even his lover subtly disliked him.

Xia Shen Zhurong②: Believe me, you can save your aesthetics and change your face to solve all problems...

Unexpectedly, the sky in the liberated area is a clear sky, and the people in the liberated area like it very much... In the new century, he suddenly turned himself into a serf and sang, and Xuan Ming, who was shaking M, suddenly felt inexplicably upset.

Holding the rebellious mentality of "you want me to blow cold air to cool down the temperature, but I don't do it", Xuanming not only sneaked out to fish for fish, but also teased Zhu Rong, the God of Xia, every now and then.

Zhu Rong, who has been seduced but never eaten, is very sad and angry, burning with desire...

This summer, is a rare "warm" summer!

You see, Comrade Jinwu Dijun with three legs, his hair is getting brighter and more dazzling this year!

And many northern students who are struggling to increase their efforts to worship the winter god can only say that they still know nothing about power...

Final Thoughts

#This is two sad stories#

#Summer is a sinful season#

#Xuanming Doesn't your conscience hurt? #

#Don’t ask me about logic logic was eaten by a roaring dog#

#Actually Zhurong×Xuanming is a bit cute for CP, isn’t it?#

The author has something to say: ① Winter God Xuanming: "Shan Hai Jing? Overseas Bei Jing": Yu Qiang in the north, with a human face and a bird body, two green snakes in Er, and two green snakes in Jian.

Guo Puyun: "The word Xuanming is also the god of water. Zhuangzi said: 'Yu Qiang stands at the North Pole.' One is called Yu Jing. One book says: Northern Yu Qiang, black body, hands and feet, rides two dragons." So Xuan Ming is also called Yu Jiang Or Yu Jing, the legendary god of sea, wind and plague, and the great-great-grandson of the Yellow Emperor.

Well, his appearance is very curious, to what extent is he curious? When he appears as a wind god, he will turn into a human-faced bird body, with a green snake hanging on each ear and two green snakes on his feet; when he travels, he will take When he appeared in the image of Poseidon, his body became that of a fish, but with human limbs, riding a double-headed dragon.

If you see such an existence in reality, hello 120!Someone needs CPR!

② Xiashen Zhu Rong: "Shan Hai Jing? Overseas South Classic": Zhu Rong in the south, with a beast body and a human face, rides two dragons.

During the time of the Yellow Emperor, there was a fire official named Zhu Rong. When he was a child, his name was Li. He was the son of a clan leader.Li especially likes to be close to fire, so he became an expert in managing fire when he was a teenager. Once fire is in his hands, as long as it is not forwarded long distance, it can be preserved for a long time.Li can use fire to cook vegetables, cook rice, keep warm, illuminate, drive away wild animals, and drive away mosquitoes.The Yellow Emperor valued him very much and said, "Li, let me give you a name. Let me call you Zhu Rong. Zhu means eternity and Rong means light. May you always bring light to the world." Li was very happy when he heard that, Quickly kowtow to thank.From then on, everyone changed his name to Zhu Rong.

I suddenly discovered that the gods in charge of the four seasons in our country all look very...complex...indescribable, so I can only fool the ancients who have never seen the world.If you want to get a job again in the new century, you must at least have Zhang Wu Yanzu's prosperous beauty, and then... so handsome, I want to date???(ˊωˋ*)??

The setting of fantasy species living in harmony with human beings is super cute, and it's so convenient.In fact, this episode is the product of my resentment that the school does not have air conditioning 233333

but!It didn’t rain in my military training, and I didn’t have air-conditioning in my dormitory. How could I let my son succeed in praying for rain in Annian!How could it be possible to cool down the summer in Annian!

An Nian, you are still too sweet hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, I'm already insane in the bright sun in the north, but some little angels are like spring in the dark night in the south...

I, I'm not jealous, hehe!