Make a big death without sticking to small details

There was a picture on the caller ID. The colorfully dressed teenager was laughing and comparing himself to the camera. The name showed - Kitten.

What is the identity of the kitten? Qi Li learned from the text messages he sent with the original owner that it should be a "best friend".

Since wearing this body, he has no memory and no connections. He looks for clues through clues, living like Sherlock Holmes.

Holmes Lidian opened the call, restored the tone of the original owner in the tape recorder, and yelled bitterly: "Little cat~"

However, the voice on the other side was more bitter than his, and also sad: "Xiao Li~~~~~~"

Amidst the choked-up sobs, the word "ah" floated out of breath, and God restored the idiom "I can't make a sound without crying."

"I've been dumped again!" The other party twitched and poured out his bitterness illogically, completely unaware that the audience was no longer his weak and deceitful friend.

Qi Li had difficulty extracting key words from a bunch of nonsense, and sorted out the general idea.

This little cat claims to be shy and beautiful, with a beautiful and refined temperament. He doesn't understand why all seventeen of his ex-boyfriends have abandoned him.

And this current boyfriend who has been in the relationship for three months has also become the former No. 18 boyfriend as scheduled.

Qi Li didn't need to worry about whether the Great Lover, who was immersed in his own sadness, could detect that the person in his shell had changed, because he had no chance to express anything other than um, ah, oh.

Half an hour later, the person on the other side was probably tired from crying, so he choked and asked, "Xiao Li, how are you and Meng Yu getting along?"

This is really not a qualified girlfriend, the original owner committed suicide because of love, and the only friend didn't notice it before.

According to the development of the plot, if the original owner heard this, he would definitely cry for a while, but Qi Li couldn't cry, and said vaguely: "That's it..."

The other party didn't ask in detail, probably just said something politely, and quickly took up the topic again: "It's been a long time since I saw you, I'll come out tomorrow and I'll take you to wander, anyway, your guy doesn't treat you very well Heart, change it as soon as possible."

"Uh, no, I have something to do tomorrow." Come out to let you recognize my vest?Sorry, I don't want to do this death yet.

"Then it's settled. I'll send you the location at six o'clock tomorrow night."

"You..." Can you understand me?

"Remember to dress up nicely!"

"I..." I can't come out, I have something to do!

beep beep beep beep beep...

Qi Li looked at the words end of the call, and felt relieved.

Amitabha, don't be angry, don't be angry, whoever is angry will be happy.

Isn't it just to meet each other? It's normal to have a big change in temperament or something.What's more, judging from the current situation, with the IQ of this man named Xiaomao, it is estimated that there is nothing wrong with it.

And...maybe through this meeting, we can dig out some things about the original owner from him, otherwise it's really not a good feeling to be so blind.

After figuring out the key point here, Qi Li was so happy that he put this matter behind him and started to type, no matter what is important than the code.

I love codewords, my hairline is high~

The time for typing flies by very quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was already three o'clock in the middle of the night. With his muddy mind, he finally squeezed out the last bit of inspiration, and walked into the bathroom in a daze and took a shower.

Just as I was about to go to the kitchen to boil a cup of hot milk, I heard voices coming from the balcony.

It's so late, is Mo Xiao still awake?

"I won't bother you to worry about this matter." I don't know if it was because the night was too quiet, or the heating was not strong enough, Qi Li felt that the voice was very cold.

"Really? Then I'll wait for you." Mo Xiao hung up the phone, turned around and happened to see Qi Li standing behind him holding a water glass.

Uh......

It seems that eavesdropping on other people's phone calls is not good?

He laughed out loud in embarrassment, and pointed to the kitchen: "I warmed up the milk, would you like a cup?"

The dim light well concealed the fleeting panic in Mo Xiao's eyes, and he walked out of the darkness with a smile: "Okay, I'm sorry."

There was a ding from the kitchen, Qi Li quickly rolled in and poured a glass of milk for each of them, he was really curious, who could make Xiaoda, who is naturally smiling, make such a cold voice?

Curiosity killed the cat, and Qi Li has always been experienced in killing.

He went out with a water glass, couldn't hold back his stupid-stupid-want-moving curiosity, and asked, "Who are you calling at this late hour?"

Mo Xiao lowered her head and took a sip of milk, her expression unpredictable: "An old friend."

Seems like a great old man.

"It seems that you are not very satisfied with this old man, why do you still answer his phone?"

Mo Xiao asked without answering: "Xiao Li, if one of your friends hurt your benefactor, how would you deal with it?"

???

"It's about your friend and benefactor." In short: none of your business.

"But in the end..." Mo Xiao took a deep look at him, then smiled again.

That smile will not come out, will not fall, the preliminary judgment is a wry smile.

"Forget it, go to bed early."

Mo Xiao rubbed his hair, turned around and left, leaving Qi Li with a puzzled expression.

In his previous life, he talked with Mo Xiao all the time, and he never heard him mention any benefactors. Moreover, with Mo Xiao's temperament, he was really not a person who would get entangled.

Curiosity was not satisfied, but intensified.

The next day, Qi Li slept until two o'clock in the afternoon, but still woke up from hunger.

The food left on the table was already cold, and he no longer had the problems of the past. He put it in the microwave and put it in his mouth to eat. I want to kill myself.

After getting rid of his delicate stomach, Qi Li had nothing to do, and sat back in front of the computer to type, only to wear a [-]-per-day hairband on his forehead.

This article can be finished today with more effort. The copy of the new article "Slags attacking and hurting each other" has been released, and there are dozens of advance receipts, which is quite...comfortable.

A certain tycoon who had received [-] in advance wanted to give up on himself.

The new article "The scumbags hurt each other" is based on Gu Jun and Luo Da.Luo Da especially likes others to write crooked articles about him, and in reality he is also the image spokesperson of the word cheap. Qi Li is so blunt that if Luo Da sees his articles, he will probably help him promote them.

Thinking of this, he sent a short website to Luo Su: article link, Luo Da Luo Da~ Newcomers ask for advice~~~ Mmmmmmmmmmmmm [Blowing Kiss]

Qi Li rolled his eyes and said this sentence.

This group of single old dogs like this set, and the tone looks like a girl, even if the sexual orientation is not right, they will still come over.

After finishing the work, it was already five o'clock, so Qi Li stood up slowly and found some clothes to change into. It wasn't that he didn't want to dress decently to meet people, but that the poor boy only had these few clothes that he could wash his hair well. White clothes and two pairs of jeans, at most I can pull out a jacket to keep out the cold.

After tidying up roughly, the kitten also sent the location.

Qi Li searched for the route, crowded the bus and took the subway, when he got there, he turned out to be——GAY!

Is it too late to leave now?

It was too late, the kitten waited at the door, and immediately waved its teeth and claws when it saw him: "Here, here! You are 10 minutes late!"

It was a young man with a handsome face, with red lips and white teeth, and a waist as thin as a water snake, whose twists and turns made people's imagination run wild.

Qi Li laughed dryly twice: "I'll punish myself with a drink."

The kitten looked at him strangely: "Have you learned how to drink?"

Reveal your secrets as soon as you open your mouth? "Uh... Just kidding."

joke!In his previous life, he never got drunk!

As soon as the bar door was opened, loud metal music rushed over, covering his words.

On the dance floor, demons danced wildly, various shameful poses emerged one after another, and some people kissed passionately on the spot without any scruples, and the dim and ambiguous neon lights dazzled people.

At one moment, his ears rang from the shock, and at another moment, his eyes stared at him. Qi Li experienced blindness and deafness on a rare occasion.

The kitten didn't care what he said, dragged him to find a bar and ordered two bottles of wine, and whispered: "These people are all elites in the industry, and only here can they show their animal nature without any scruples. Which one do you like to hook up with directly, I will keep it a secret for you, and I will never betray the organization!"

The handsome young man gulped down the 40-degree wine as if it were water, and with his lips as red as blood, he winked at the man who looked over. It was completely impossible to see that he just broke up in love yesterday and cried to death.

"Little cat, let's go clean it up, I have a lot to say."

"Drink, let's not go home today if we don't get drunk!" The kitten ignored him, poured a glass of wine boldly, pushed it in front of him and looked at him eagerly: "It's not interesting if you don't drink!"

Qi Li took a look at the wine he poured for himself, and made up his mind - if he didn't get this kid drunk, he might not be honest.

"I'm still not very good at drinking, so let's have a look."

"Okay, I mean, let me have a drink, and you take a sip, okay?" The kitten raised his wine glass, poured half of it down in one gulp, and raised his eyebrows at him.

So he pretended to evade it two or three times...

So he took a sip, really just a sip.

So he got a little drunk.

The stomach of this body has not been through a lot of battles, and it starts to feel dizzy after a cup.He shook his head, spinning his head for a while, but at least his head was clear, and he pretended to be strong and said: "Otherwise we will fight, and those who lose will drink up."

The young man couldn't stand it even if he sipped a big cup a few times, Qi Li felt that he could do it.

"Haha, when did you become so good at playing! All right! Come on!" The kitten was so excited that it geared up, snapped its fingers to call the bartender, and ordered a few more bottles of wine.

After a few rounds, he discovered that this strategy is too special-what a dog, the so-called knowing yourself and the enemy can win a hundred battles, why didn't he figure out the strength of both sides in advance!

I really doubt that this kid's stomach is a bottomless pit.

He also sincerely doubts whether this body is a three-cup pour...but he doesn't dare to try it yet.

It's a joke, if you really want to get drunk here, I'm afraid you won't be safe in the evening.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Qi Li decisively surrendered, and the kitten also saw that the man might not be able to walk after drinking like this, so he let him stay here and ran away.

Qi Li propped his head up, and watched the kitten go to the dance floor with its slender waist twisted, and climbed onto a person's neck. The arm was wrapped around like boneless, and its fingers were twirling vaguely on the person's chest. After a while, that person The two kissed, completely forgetting about him.

Be self-improvement!He propped himself up on the table, didn't stand up, and he nearly fell down again. He really didn't understand why he didn't pick it when he was dying, why did he come here.

A pair of strong arms caught him, Qi Li thanked him vaguely, wanted to push him away but did not push, one hand got into his clothes and stroked-kneaded-kneaded his chest, Qi Li Trembling uncontrollably, half sober from the wine, he pushed the other side away with all his strength.

"Grass-you fairy! I dare to touch you!" Qi Li couldn't stand still for a while, and took two steps back and hit the edge of the table, grinning in pain.

"Heh, how long has it been since I haven't seen you, so I won't let you touch me? Who crawled up on my bed with a shy face?"

!!!

Qi Li was so frightened that he almost lost his wits. Was the chrysanthemum of the boy who was wearing his soul stabbed? !

When he raised his head, he bumped into a pair of Danfeng's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and the vicious sarcasm in those eyes was clearly displayed.

Who is Ke Qili?With broken teeth and swallowing blood, he smiled even more mockingly: "Really? I don't remember this happening."

He knows this body very well, it is definitely still a baby.

But he was single for more than [-] years, and he was a little uncertain at the moment.If it is really broken, then he will also castrate the person in front of him to show his innocence!

"What? Can't remember? Would you like me to review it for you?" The man smiled meanly. Under the dim light, he looked like a poisonous snake dormant in the dark. When he was about to approach, he hit him with a fist.

The author has something to say:

Counter-offensive is only a matter of words

Looking back at this chapter now, I found that

This marginal test is really too conservative.