Make a big death without sticking to small details

The next day Qi Li was woken up by the rapid ringing of the bell, his head was about to explode, he obviously only drank so much last night!

I was so irritable that I stretched out my hand under the quilt and fumbled for the phone. After connecting it, there was a crackling greeting from the opposite side: "Xiaoli Xiaoli, who was that yesterday? I've been holding back all night! You finally saw Meng Yu clearly. Is that guy planning to abandon the darkness and follow the light?"

"I don't know you, why don't you accumulate some merits? You called early in the morning just to listen to gossip? Are you looking for a fight?" Qi Li endured the anger of getting up, and exhausted all his discipline to not hang up the phone directly, completely forgetting that he is now in the soul. identity of.

The kitten was stunned for a while, and said excitedly: "Little Li! You are so vicious! It's been a while since I haven't seen you, and I don't have to worry about you being bullied anymore as a mother."

Are you so happy to be murdered?Qi Li expresses that he doesn't understand gay thinking.

"Are you still busy? Just hang up if you're okay." He was annoyed to get up, and was very irritable at the moment, trying to drag the person who woke him up Ling Chi!

"Don't, don't, don't, I said, if you really empathize and don't fall in love, there is nothing wrong with telling me. I think that man is very handsome, and his body is also very good. You will not lose even if you turn back! He treats you It's also quite interesting, if you have free time, go out to play more, and if the blind cat meets the dead mouse, will the bastard mung bean look right?"

Qi Li rubbed his swollen and aching temples, took a deep breath and said, "I haven't left anything on the phone, so don't worry about it."

Make him post back?Even if he was given 100 million with a Gu Jun as a gift, he wouldn't want it!

"Hey, why don't you want a phone call! I said, don't really think about staying together, just play hard while you are young..."

Qi Li exhausted his self-cultivation and hung up the phone.

Nesting back under the quilt, he planned to take another quick sleep before the drowsiness dissipated, but when he closed his eyes, he was full of Gu Jun's appearance, with that absolutely beautiful face, slender and strong figure, and his ears always The name Gu Jun echoed.

Hold!Qi Li sat up abruptly, scratching his messy hair in agitation.

His face was full of shock, and the drowsy bug was wiped out.

Why is he thinking about these things!How could he be interested in Gu Jun?My God, kill him!

Thinking carefully, I am terrified, there is nothing to love in life, fuck me?Won't be infected?

Baidu: The object of the soul wearing is a gay, will you become a gay too?

Link: Doubt that if you are a gay, will you end up as a gay?

So what about being gay?Men can't x men?

If I become gay, will I attack or suffer?I'm not going to be gay.

Without the answer he wanted, he couldn't tell the doctor that my soul has been pierced, and the original owner is still gay, can you give me a vaccine?

The Institute welcomes you.

But it's also possible to be sent to a mental institution and become an honorable psychopath.

What's more, even if he becomes gay, it's not good to like anyone, how could he like Gu Jun?

Now that he didn't feel any sleepiness at all, he was so anxious that he struggled for a while, and finally attributed the matter to: the kitten kept saying these things in his ears, and he was brainwashed.

Even if I, Qi Li, were single and eunuched for the rest of my life, I would never be pulled-bent!

He took a deep breath, got up and finished washing, turned on the computer and was stunned for a long time, not really wanting to update, not in the mood to update...

Moved the mouse to the Wencheng Forum, looked through it boredly, and saw many posts begging the master to accept apprentices, curious for a while, clicked on a post about accepting apprentices, and looked at it, yo, he is still a great god who is currently on fire!

Nearly a hundred replies were left under the post, and the number is still increasing.

Is this great god so idle?Taking apprentices isn't just making yourself suffer.

Adhering to the principle of little transparency to support the old senior, Qi Li also left a word of meaning, and then forgot about it.

Literary circles have always had the custom of accepting apprentices and apprentices, but there are many who want to be apprentices, but few are willing to accept apprentices. This situation of too many monks and few porridges leads to many people following even if an unknown and transparent person posts a post on accepting apprentices.

The great god accepts disciples publicly?I just don't dare to think about it.

After eating the melons in the forum, he still couldn't resist the protest from his stomach, so he had to go out to see if there was anything he could eat.

It happened that Mo Xiao was cooking, and she was quite surprised to see him come down: "Wake up so early?"

"Well, let me help you." Of course, he just said that he was helping by standing here and not making trouble.

"No, I'll come by myself and drink some sour plum soup, or I'll feel dizzy all day." Mo Xiao poured a glass and handed it to him: "Did you go out with friends yesterday? Don't drink too much next time."

"Yeah." Qi Li took it and put it to his mouth, but didn't drink it, hesitantly asked again: "Brother Mo, you write about Tanmei, you know a lot about the gay circle, right?"

Mo Xiao stopped what she was doing, turned to face him and asked, "Why are you asking this?"

"I want to know, the reason why a person is gay is the problem of the body or the problem of the soul?" Qi Li lowered his head and pretended to drink soup, but in fact it was to hide the panic in his eyes.

He didn't see that Mo Xiao was looking at him with a serious face, "Qi Li, you'd better not worry about these issues, the gay circle is very complicated, I don't want you to go down this road."

"Don't look at me writing the novel so sweetly, but this road is actually much more difficult than you imagined." Mo Xiao turned around and continued with the work in hand, sighing inaudibly.

"Yes, I see." He replied absent-mindedly, and drank all the sour plum soup in one gulp, but his mouth was full of bitterness. Tsk, is there Coptis chinensis in this sour plum soup?

"I'll go up first, so I won't have breakfast, my stomach feels uncomfortable." Qi Li washed the cup and put it away, forced a smile.

"Okay, I'll put some in the microwave, and you can heat it up when you're hungry." Mo Xiao looked at him worriedly: "If you're still feeling unwell, tell me and I'll take you to the hospital."

"Well, I'm going up." Qi Li thought in his heart, Mo Xiao is so nice, if he is really gay, I should also like him, so it must be an illusion.

Back in the room, his back that had been straight all the time suddenly collapsed as if he had lost his spine, he had a headache, his stomach felt uncomfortable, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart.

Anyway, I can’t get excited about doing anything, Qi Li is lying on the bed, recalling aimlessly, he can be regarded as being brought up by Gu Jun, from how to typesetting, how to write code, how to write copywriting, it’s like a baby learning to walk The child, led by those warm and generous palms, walked to the top.

Anyone would be grateful for such a good teacher and helpful friend, but why is he so rebellious and unwilling to communicate with him calmly?

It wasn't until after experiencing a catastrophe that I realized that all my thoughts had begun to ferment in the dark, turning bad...

Pooh!Qi Li slapped himself hard, so he didn't believe it, false appearances, false appearances, all false appearances!If it goes bad, it goes bad, then I just wait for it to rot!

He exhaled foul air, covered himself in the quilt, and everything would be fine after a night of sleep.

While half awake and half asleep, the phone vibrated, Qi Li ignored it, it vibrated again, Qi Li turned over, still ignored it, a few minutes later, it vibrated again, still with the same frequency.

Can't you sleep well today!

Turning on the phone, the messages jumped one after another, and when I clicked on it, the drowsiness disappeared—that great god wants to accept him as an apprentice?

joke!I still respect God!Ask someone else to be your apprentice?It's embarrassing to say it.

The post is full of Aite wishing congratulations and saying that he wants to hug his thighs, and the master even privately sent him a string of numbers, asking him to add QQ.

Qi Li hesitated.

What he lacks now is popularity, even if Mo Xiao is on the list, it is still far from enough. Judging by the popularity of this post, maybe...you can consider it.

After thinking about it for three seconds, he quickly added the other party's QQ, and naturally sent a teacher to him.

The name of the master pen is Yayue, and the themes he writes are in the same series as his. They are all about future fantasy.

The other party was so friendly that he sent a sand sculpture emoji: "I read your article, it's very well written, haven't you signed the contract yet?"

As soon as he came, he talked about his pain, but he still wanted to save face. He never admitted that he failed to sign the contract, and failed three times! "Yeah, I want to write for a while first."

"Wow! All right! It's rare to see someone as calm as you these days, and I'm sure I saw the right person."

Qi Li laughed and changed the subject: "Master, why did you choose me in the vast crowd?"

"By fate, I swiped the screen eight times and it just stopped at your place."

Uh...so casual?

Yayue was very enthusiastic and talked about a lot of precautions in the literary circle, as well as years of experience and experience in writing, and she taught her everything as soon as they met. Qi Li felt that this person was a little too heartless.

But Qi Li didn't need these things, he focused on his views on the subject matter, and while the other party was crackling, he flipped through his space.

Most of his space is about cats, and some heart-warming and sunny words, which are mixed with two or three selfies. He is a big boy with a particularly bright smile, with faint dimples looming on his cheeks.

After turning all the way down, Qi Li felt that he was infected with a positive and optimistic attitude. This is a very positive person.

Jump back and click on the chat box, the other party asked him what the author ID is, and he wants to link him.

This thigh hug is so sensible!After he sent his ID, the next moment he refreshed Yayue's article column, he saw his newly created copywriting hanging on it.

Only two chapters have been updated in "Slag Gong and Cheap Suffering Mutual Hurt", and the collection has already increased to [-], and it is still increasing!

Life is like opening and hanging, cool!

This is the life of the main character!

Although there is still a bug in this hook that prevents him from signing contracts, it doesn't hinder his good mood at all.

Gu Jun and his love affairs were all forgotten, but before he could completely forget about it, Gu Jun sent him a short message.

Chiro: If you want to follow the right path, don't blindly imitate other people's writing style.

The editor-in-chief finally noticed my little transparency?The charm of Yayue is really great.

Speaking of it, Yayue seems to be the author of Gu Jun's subordinates.

Qi Li sent back a message: I didn't imitate, the style of writing doesn't mean anything, I will surpass him sooner or later!

Qianro didn't say anything, just sent a series of QQ messages.

Humph, I haven't added it yet!

He really wanted to be as arrogant as before, but... the deposit did not allow him to be willful, so Qi Li added QQ while despising himself.

Chiro: "You sign it, the address will be sent, and the contract will be sent to you."

Qi Li was really angry, and felt a little wronged. He didn't say a single extra word, sent the address to him after the verification, and then deleted the dialog box—it was an eyesore.

But the dialogue box still stubbornly jumped out. When he saw the string of words, Qi Li clicked in his heart: Since we are in one place, let's talk directly.

The author has something to say:

The emotional line is out~ Hurry up and collect it to give Wenwen strength!

Next, I'm going to explode my prehistoric power... Hey hey hey, make a call!

Are your little hearts ready to accept Gu Qi's sweet crit~