phase and time

In [-], Liu Xiangyu and Liu Shiguang were born in a remote city in the south.

Liu Xiangyu was not originally called Liu Xiangyu, nor was Liu Shiguang called Liu Shiguang.They used to have real names that were almost as ugly as Er Gouzi, but they should have dropped them when they registered for household registration.However, the name after the change is not very pleasant.

Let's just call them phase and time.

Because they have an elder brother who is two years older on top of their heads, and they did not escape the capture of family planning in the [-]s.

Fortunately, their parents are not state employees, and they also escaped the fate of being knocked down and came to this world in good health.

Nineteen ninety-seven.

As two babies who are still waiting to be fed, apart from sleeping and drinking, they are "fighting each other". A small ball, a cup, and a hat have become the objects of competition between the two.Use the newly grown bean ding's front teeth as a weapon, and try to leave as many marks on the opponent's arm as possible.At this time, my mother was very happy to take pictures next to me.

At that time, I probably already knew how to sit. I always put the things I snatched in the circle between my legs and played alone.

When I was young, my face and head were very round, like a ball.But Shiguang's head is a cylinder, obviously a caesarean section, but the regular cylinder looks like it has been squeezed by something.The tall and square face shape is really unique.

And my sister's face is too round, and she likes to show her front teeth every time she takes a photo, like a famous actor.

Later, I accidentally looked back at the previous photos, and Xiang Yu always liked to laugh at Shi Guangzhu's head shape.

Time: "He Shen."

Then, Xiangyu beat her up hard.

Nineteen ninety-eight.

I didn't have a birthday that year.

I remember the time clearly.

The day before her birthday, Time heard everyone discussing birthdays. She thought there would be a birthday cake or something, but it turned out there wasn't.

Then one day later, Shi Guang couldn't help but ran to his mother and asked, "Yesterday seems to be our birthday!"

Only then did she realize that her mother's acting skills are so superb: "So that's the case! Oh, it's all over, so I can only wait until next year."

Oh.

Later, when they were learning to walk, their mother always liked to put them in the baby walker and let them walk around.As everyone knows, that is what they hate the most.

The stiff Tobuka suffered from thigh pain, and was too short when sitting, and his legs were too short to climb out when standing.That was indescribably uncomfortable.

Then Mom found out they really didn't like it, and the walker became her punishment.

If you don't listen, just put it in the car.When taking pictures during the Chinese New Year, I put the time in the car, and then wet the hair on the forehead and rub it into a wisp, laughing and clapping.

After that, I left a very cute and silly photo.

Fortunately, there was too little hair at that time to be twisted into three strands.

Time: Why is there no her.

Mom: She is stubborn and refuses to go in, so I can only let you in.

Time: Aren't you afraid of my spoiling?

Mom: It's okay!I won’t carry you out until the filming is over, if you have the ability, you can climb out by yourself.

You are ruthless!