Zhen Guo Princess GL

I took A Huan to the afternoon celebration banquet.The banquet was originally arranged by He Lou, she was always lively, and the Feng Chenwei under her command had more or less connections with Cui Mingde, so she was happy to be a favor.As a result, as soon as the words were mentioned, everyone was enthusiastic, and before I came to appeal, I had already pooled [-] yuan, so I paid another [-] yuan, which was a hundred yuan, and held a banquet at the Liubei Pavilion.Because of the large number of people, I also learned the style of Jinshi, and divided their duties: Mrs. He Lou is the recorder, Wan'er is the supervisor, and the three little ladies in my mansion, together with Xianxian, Xiaoxi, and Xiunu One hosts the banquet, hosts the wine, hosts the music, hosts the tea, and explores flowers, and the rest also have their own missions.

Although I didn't say it clearly in advance, the guests at the banquet this time were all veterans of the women's club. When I brought A Huan, who was not from the club, quite a few of them showed expressions of shock, but they all recovered quickly. Only a few people will look at me, I said with a smile: "Sister-in-law is very happy to hear that Cui Er has returned from great victory, and also heard that we are going to celebrate for her, so she also came to share." He laughed and said: "The banquet has already been done. I think there is no shortage of money and silk, and I have nothing to collect. I will play a hundred plays for you."

I knew she would think of Baixi—the current kabuki music is either kept privately by the family, or it has to be called from the teaching workshop. But it is necessary to explain the reason, the number of people, and the location, and inform the palace. Although we are already a semi-public association, after all, we are under the nose of our mother. Hundreds of people called singing and dancing in a big way, which was really alarming, so only two singers and two musicians were called in, and no play was prepared.A Huan is different, she was originally the head of the harem, and now she is favored again, so she only needs to order someone to go out and say "The lady of Luling King wants someone", and there will naturally be people rushing to curry favor, and there is no need to go through those cumbersome paperwork. The county magistrate couldn't care less——smiled and winked at everyone, and said to Ah Huan with a smile: "Sister-in-law is a rich man, how can only one play be enough?"

Everyone understands, you say what you say, and they all say that one play is too little, and you need to add something else. He Lou said in the crowd: "What do you want to see, hurry up and tell the lady of Luling King, lest the envoys come back and forth." Pass it on several times." After making a fuss, he finally ordered Fo Nu to call for two pieces of music, one ditty, and one hundred opera, one standing and one sitting, and a new table was set up before the wine was placed at the table.

Let Cui Mingde be the seat of honor, but she firmly refused, saying that she is no longer a wife, and she is not suitable to take the lead here, and then let me, I naturally refused, and after four pushes, she finally let Wan'er take the seat of the seat, Cui Mingde was an honored guest, A Huan sat with me, and the rest of them were arranged in order of age. Those who had jobs sat down close to their jobs. They each sat down and served the food twice. He Lou let out a snort and turned to Cui Mingde's table. Looking around, someone asked her what was the matter, she said: "I know that Mrs. Luling is a vegetarian, but why are you eating vegetarian food, Cui Er?"

A Huan stopped chopsticks when she heard the words, and looked at Cui Mingde, Cui Er was only wearing plain clothes today, only a five-color palace sash tied around her waist distinguished her from the filial piety clothes.A Huan looked at me with a smile, and ate the food by himself. Cui Mingde was also holding the food, and slowly finished his meal, then threw away his chopsticks, and said: "Killing on the battlefield is a last resort, after all, it is not a way of doing good. , so I decided to fast for one year to redeem the killing karma.”

He Lou didn't take it seriously, because A Huan was here, he didn't want to joke around like usual, he just smiled and said: "I remember, if we go out to fight next time, we will also fast when we come back."

Xu Zhenruhai laughed at her: "You saw that Cui Er fought a war, so just follow suit, do you think we are here to play Cuju?"

He Lou laughed and said, "They first said that women can't be involved in politics, but His Majesty handles political affairs, is there any disagreement? They also said that women can't fight, but when Dugu Shiliu and Cui Er went out, which one didn't they come back with a big victory? Men If you can do it, a woman can do it herself, if a woman can do it, what can I do?"

We all laughed, and someone jokingly said, "First practice riding and archery well, and you'll hit nine out of ten shots, then let's talk about fighting." Someone laughed at her for losing in Cuju yesterday, and someone rushed to call "He Lou "General", he was laughing and out of shape, Xu Zhenruhai smiled and said: "It was agreed that he came to congratulate General Cui Er, why did he congratulate General He Lou now? Where is the prisoner? Don't come and drink!"

Wan'er laughed: "Three cups for the first one, one cup for the one who spoke just now, everyone in the hall let this matter go, and each of them will have a cup with them."

Xu Zhen said like a sea monster: "I made the first complaint, should I be punished?"

Wan'er gave her a narrow smile: "I'm the same as the seat, so of course I will be punished."

A Huan then smiled at Wan'er: "The supervisor has the heaviest responsibility, he should be fined three cups."

Xu Zhenruhai immediately agreed: "Extremely true, the supervisor will also punish me." Then he came to see me: "Did Er Niang say so?"

I naturally agreed, and asked someone to bring a big wine jar. He Lou specially chose a big bowl, and together with Xianxian, he carried the wine jar to make trouble with Wan'er. Wan'er said, "Why don't you let Ah Pei supervise He's drunk, so he deliberately pranked me!" Standing up to avoid him, he hid behind Pei Lansheng: "Say something for me."

Lan Sheng said solemnly: "If you don't have a drinking order, where is the wine prison? It's not a wine prison, so naturally there is no need to punish three cups."

Wan'er came out from behind her, and smiled at He Lou, but Lan Sheng said slowly, "It's not the prison guard, but he ran out and punished so much alcohol, shouldn't he be punished?"

We were stunned and burst into laughter. Wan'er stomped her foot and was about to leave. He Loushi and Xianxian had already grabbed her, but they didn't seriously pour the wine, they just poured a layer of wine into the bowl, Let her drink, everyone also drank a cup, each went back to sit down, at this moment it was completely noisy, talking and laughing, it was very lively, and they all coaxed Cui Mingde to talk about the war, Cui Mingde said: "It's too much work for me. Nothing to brag about."

He Lou said: "It took a few hundred years for you to be a pair of female generals. Even if you haven't made an inch of merit, it's worth listening to us. Besides, you still have merit! Tell me quickly, and if you don't tell us, we will punish you for drinking."

At this time, he recognized Wan'er's prison wine again, pushed her away and said, "Did the Shangguan say so?"

Wan'er smiled and said, "Exactly—General Cui quickly tell us about the camp, so that He Lou can understand and relieve his addiction."

Cui Mingde couldn't help us making a fuss, so he said: "Actually, I didn't guard Qinzhou, and I was ordered by the chief executive to pass by..." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly got up from his seat, bowed and said, "Your Majesty."

We were all startled, and turned our heads to look, only to see my mother wearing a bamboo slip, with her hands behind her back, slowly walking into the hall: "What are you talking about? It sounds like it's very lively." Looking at Wan'er, she Looking at He Lou, he said, "You took a special day off just for today's banquet?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Taiping: Daughter-in-law, do you know why you suffer?

A Huan: Why?

Taiping: Because you are vegetarian, I am not!

A Huan: ...

Taiping died, cause of death: domestic violence.The full text is (not) complete.