Zhen Guo Princess GL

A ritualistic wedding is not grand, but it is not simple either.Like Guanli, this wedding ended with Wu Chengsi and Li Dan replacing Li Rui as male elders who kept the etiquette. On the other hand, there was no news from Luling—not even an envoy was sent.Although I knew that this was probably what my mother meant, but I still felt uneasy and blamed Li Rui for neglecting the eldest son so much, but A Huan was in a good mood and didn't take it seriously.

The bride's appearance is considered above average among ordinary people, but she is not outstanding in the palace. It is said that she has a very good temper, even surpassing her father, Qiancheng Wang Wuyouji - A Huan chose her because of this. ——On the second day of marriage, when meeting elders, holding a cup and raising a cup, she is gentle and submissive, without any air of patriarchal arrogance. I lowered my head, not daring to meet Shouli's eyes, I carefully observed Shouli's expression, seeing that there was no expression of disgust and resistance on his face, Fang Lue was relieved, and went to sit and chat with his mother, peeking at A Huan, But she was still holding on to the bride's hand, asking non-stop questions, and suddenly burst out laughing, the mother was chatting happily with the other women, when she heard me laugh, she turned around to look, I hurriedly leaned over, grabbed my mother's hand and said : "Aniang, Aniang, I think of a joke."

My mother looked at me suspiciously, and I said solemnly: "This is a cold joke..." Before the words finished, I saw A Huan glanced over, and immediately started talking about the private conversation between the bride and daughter-in-law, An Ding was very curious. Ask: "What is a bad joke? Are there still hot jokes?"

I said: "Sister, you will know when you hear it." I cleared my throat again, and said solemnly: "In short, this is a cold joke." I didn't say a word, all showed eagerness, and even my mother leaned forward to look at me: "Go on."

I looked around very seriously, and said again: "This is a bad joke..."

An Ding said: "Alright, alright, we know this is a bad joke...then what?"

I stared at her slowly, watching her eyes turn left and right unconsciously, and touched my face after a while: "Er Niang has no reason, she doesn't tell jokes, she only cares about what I am doing?"

I deliberately said angrily: "Sister, I have no reason. In such a cold day, I was asked to tell such a cold joke. I couldn't open my mouth from the cold. How can I say it!"

The hall was stunned, and burst out laughing. He Lou sprayed a sip of tea on Li Zhenruhai, but Li Zhenruhai couldn't hold it back. He shook the hand holding the pastry and dropped the pastry on the ground—the left and right palace people laughed It was so hard that I couldn’t remember to pick it up——An Ding hugged her little granddaughter with a smile. Laughing, those of the Wu family laughed wildly, and the young ladies who had just moved into the palace pursed their lips and laughed quietly, but quickly held back. Wan'er smiled more gracefully, and bent over holding her belly My mother was already leaning on her back, but I couldn't hold it back, she laughed and fell on her body, so I rushed to help her, but before I got close, my mother straightened up, laughed and waved to me, but Ah Huan didn't care. No matter how I smiled, I just rolled my big eyes when no one was there. Her daughter-in-law didn't smile much, but she saw her eyes and timidly turned her head to look at me. I made a face at the little girl and knelt down. Stepping forward, he leaned against his mother, expressionless and serious, and said: "Okay, I've finished the cold joke, and I'll tell you another hot joke." As soon as he said this, the hall burst into laughter again, and the mother couldn't speak anymore. Pointing at me for a long time before saying: "Cold jokes will freeze your mouth, but hot jokes will burn your mouth?"

I shook my head solemnly: "It's winter now, so it won't burn your mouth, but..." Looking around slowly, everyone couldn't help laughing, and looked at me with bated breath, I said: "It's winter, you sweat so much from laughing It's all out, isn't this a hot joke?"

My mother laughed loudly, pointed at me, and said with a smile, "It's peace, it's peace."

I said, "Yes." Deliberately imitating the appearance of the cross talk in the previous life, the ending was prolonged, and a new wave of laughter arose. This time even A Huan couldn't hold back, and leaned forward laughing After she got up, the bride hurriedly supported her, looked at me quietly and smiled, I blinked at her, and then went to see my mother, my mother smiled when she saw my face, and it took a long time for it to disappear, pinching my face Said: "You have a lot of jokes!"

I laughed and said, "Shouldn't we have fun with jokes on the big day?" Because Wan'er is by her mother's side, it's not good to stay too close to her for a long time, so I went to make trouble with A Huan: "Sister-in-law is the master. , I told such a good joke for you, so many people laughed, why don’t you thank me, Sister-in-Law?” He smiled at Mrs. Wu and said, “The bride should also thank me well.”

A Huan squinted at me, pretended to protect the Wu family with one hand, and stopped in the air: "I'm so sorry to ask the junior to thank you, do you still have the appearance of being an aunt!"

I stuck out my tongue at her, ran to my mother, took her arm and said, "Look, Madam, my sister-in-law has a daughter-in-law, so don't let me be your younger sister."

Mother stroked my head and smiled, "That's her own daughter-in-law, if she doesn't protect her, who will protect her?"

I said: "Yes, that is her own daughter-in-law, and she is my mother's own daughter-in-law. She protects the bride, and my mother protects her. You don't want me anymore."

My mother was startled, and turned her eyes to A Huan, but she seemed to be looking past her at someone, without any hesitation, she slapped me hard, and scolded with a smile: "What nonsense, you are an elder, you care about other people's juniors, are you embarrassed?" ?—Have you given the bride’s meeting gift? If you haven’t, give it quickly!”

Actually, this gift has already been given, but I was already prepared, and I smiled and took out a pure gold box from my sleeve and handed it to Mrs Wu, Mrs Wu wanted to resign in a panic, but A Huan slapped her on the arm: " Keep it." When I looked at me, my eyes fluttered, and I actually let out a flattery in front of everyone: "Since it's a meeting gift from you, my aunt, it must be a good thing. If it's not good, we won't accept it."

I was distracted by her look, so I was too embarrassed to speak glibly: "Just let her open it and have a look."

Mrs. Wu looked at A Huan, then at me, and slowly opened the box, revealing a radiant jade pendant inside - this is the concentric pendant I prepared long ago, I didn't choose the most popular white jade, but I chose jadeite which is still unknown today. The craftsmen didn’t know about it at the beginning, and they scrapped several rough stones. Later, they figured out how good this thing is, decorated it carefully, and made a pair of green concentric pendants the size of palms. , I have already given him the piece for keeping the ceremony, and this piece is specially reserved for the bride in public—this jade pendant is actually not expensive, but its color is novel, emerald green, and it is very dazzling. The bride is for this jade pendant Attracted by it, it took me a long time to react, and I hurriedly presented the box to my mother. The mother picked it up casually, looked at it, and then threw it back with a smile: "It's a bit novel." Everyone was already attracted, and they stared at the box. One piece, A Huan and I were in the same mind, and immediately ordered Mrs. Wu to hold it and pass it on to everyone. I sleeved out a bigger piece myself, and then smiled and said to my mother: "This is a newly discovered jade mine by the Fengtian Bureau. I see the color." Fortunately, I asked them to make Peilai, and there was the biggest and best piece, which was ready to be dedicated to my mother, but it hadn't been carved yet. Secondly, because there happened to be two pieces of the same size, I thought they were newly married, so I bought it. Come and give it to them—it’s also a favor of Shun Shui, and it’s not very valuable. There are many others. If you aunts and sisters like it, you can go to the main store of Fengtian Bureau to order. I heard that the first batch of the greenest ones is only four yuan. First come, first served."

My mother smiled and pinched my face: "It's time for you to sell goods on the day of great joy, your aunt did it!"

I pretended to be innocent: "At first I wanted to keep it, but I would give it back later, but it was Auntie who insisted that I give it out now. Now that it's all over, I blame me for selling here."

My mother glared at me, but she couldn't help laughing, she took another look at the emerald, and said softly: "Liu Houde is quite talented."

While I was close to her, I said next to her: "The Fengtian Bureau is so big that it can cover dozens of states in a year's tax, but it still belongs to the Chunguan. Dao, in my opinion, it's better to hand it back to the local officials."

My mother looked at me with a half-smile, pinched my face and said: "The local official's servant just happens to be vacant, and the prime minister will recommend Ting to choose someone—you and them, if they are willing to do it, I will accept it."

The author has something to say: A Huan: Am I really His Majesty's "pro" daughter-in-law...

Taiping: Of course it is a "pro" daughter-in-law, because I am a "pro-daughter".

A Huan: ...