You proposed too early [Interstellar]

After drinking wine for so many years, Qiao Shuang naturally has a certain ability to taste wine. As soon as he drank the loquat wine, he immediately knew that the quality of the wine was at least several grades lower than his Ivy wine.Qiao Shuang took another sip, savored it carefully, swallowed it slowly, and let out a comfortable sigh.This loquat wine can definitely be ranked in the top ten of all the wines he has ever drunk. After swallowing it in one gulp, the wine fell into his stomach, and his whole body felt warm and comfortable. One loose.

Qiao Shuanghou anxiously drank one sip after another, and when the liquid in the bowl was about to run out, he reluctantly put his arms around Yi Fengfan's neck, leaned closer and said, "Hey, Xiaofan, your wine is really delicious. Are there other types? For example, stronger ones. It’s almost winter in Huaguo now. In Huaguo dialect, the west wind is paired with strong wine, and the sky is walking with a sword. You see, you have already started to venture into the stars. Should we have a good cup of Zhuang Xingjiu? Come on, brother will accompany you to have a good bowl, nothing else, just the strongest kind!"

It's hard for Qiao Shuang to cheat on drinking wine, and even brought up such a reason, Yi Fengfan tilted his head and thought for a while, and asked Qiao Ji to bring him out a jar of wine named Xiang Xiaoxue, and pushed it out. Go to the table and say: "Hey, the strongest wine I have on hand is called 'Xiang Xiaoxue'. It is said that people who are not drunk after a thousand glasses will be put down if they drink less than three bowls. I know how to drink this kind of wine. The person with the highest alcohol record drank five bowls at a time, and most of the rest couldn't do it after drinking just one bowl, and I got drunk after just one sip, do you want to try it?"

The wine was too strong, it was rare for Yi Fengfan to explain it in so many words.Qiao Shuang's eyes became brighter the more she heard, she immediately drank up the loquat wine in the bowl, and stretched out the bowl to signal Yi Fengfan to fill it up.Yi Fengfan didn't persuade him much, and poured him half a bowl, then turned to Tang Titian and Qiao Ji, "Do you two want it?"

Tang Titian sat upright, "Give me half a bowl."

Qiao Ji didn't want it at first, but when he saw Tang Titian drinking, he stretched out the bowl too, not to be outdone, "I want a bowl." Qiao Ji relied on his S-level physique and was not afraid of getting drunk, so he deliberately wanted to suppress Tang Titian.

A sneer appeared on Tang Titian's mouth, and he didn't say anything.

From the outside, there is nothing special about Xiangxiaoxue, the wine is transparent and colorless, if it is not for the subtle fragrance, it looks like ordinary boiled water.But as soon as I took it, I knew that Yi Fengfan's Xiangxiaoxue was really strong, clear and cold. Qiao Shuang took a sip, and felt a chilling feeling in his heart. The cold air came out from the cracks in his bones, and his whole body was frozen. through.Qiao Shuang couldn't help sticking out her tongue, but before he could take it back, the cold wine had already started to burn with a raging fire, from the mouth to the throat, to the stomach to the small intestine, all internal organs were burned After repeating it all over, Qiao Shuang's skin was suddenly burned red.

Between the cold and the heat, the cold is transparent, and the heat is also transparent. Before I feel uncomfortable, the cold and heat have passed, and there is only a warm and comfortable feeling left in my body, like lying down after being extremely tired. The refreshing feeling of relaxing the muscles and bones on the massage bed, everything goes away for a while, leaving only the body and mind immersed in this comfortable feeling, without any hindrance.

Among the three who drank Xiangxiaoxue, Qiao Shuang was the weakest in strength and the most responsive. He was already covered in a layer of pink, but he loved this feeling so much. Before Yi Fengfan could stop him, he drank again. After the second sip and the third sip, half a bowl of wine bottomed out in an instant.Yi Fengfan hurriedly snatched the bowl from his hand, "Too much will hurt your health, don't drink any more."

At this time, Qiao Shuang was already drinking too much to sit still, he leaned on the table twisted, he smiled and stretched out his thumb to Yi Fengfan, "Xiaofan, ah no, sister-in-law, that's not right either..."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Qiao Ji rushed to stop him, but unfortunately he overestimated his drinking capacity and physical fitness. Although he is not drunk yet, he is so drunk that he has no strength at all, and he can't stop him from getting drunk at all. Qiao Shuang.

Qiao Shuang turned a deaf ear to his brother's cry, and continued to smirk and continue, "Brother! My brother will be handed over to you in the future! For the dowry, you can just bring the wine! My brother and I are the only ones left in our family." , I am the parent, I can make decisions on everything hehehe..."

"You call the shots!" Qiao Ji yelled loudly, standing up and trying to gag Qiao Shuang's mouth.

The brothers fought against the wall, and Qiao Ji was about to violently suppress his brother and resolve internal conflicts. Yi Fengfan felt a little regretful, and he wanted to hear more.Tang Titian, who was drinking silently at the side, caught a glimpse of Yi Fengfan's expression, smiled slightly, pressed Qiao Ji's shoulder, and pressed him on the table with one hand.Tang Titian was better than Qiao Ji, and drank less than Qiao Ji. Qiao Ji wanted to resist, but he drank a little too much.

Qiao Shuang was not bothered, and she squinted her eyes and began to burst out intoxicated with secrets: "Brother, you don't even know that my brother has been bored since he was a child, so boring! He was still a good-looking, gentle scum in a college of higher learning. Someone was chasing him. After finding out that he likes men, the younger brother who was chasing him took the initiative to attack him. From the occasional food delivery, from love letters to confession, [-] tricks came in turn. Guess what? Hey! My brother actually made a date Go to the mech training room, and beat people to pieces in mech battles, to the point where you almost doubt your life..."

"Guess what my brother said afterwards? He actually said that people are too annoying... I always thought that my brother would be lonely all his life. You said that he is almost 30 years old, and he is still a virgin. Not to mention the first night, he didn't even send out his first kiss." !terrible!"

"It's really unbelievable." Yi Fengfan listened with relish, and agreed with a smile. The side behind Qiao Ji is really interesting.

With a livid face, Qiao Ji tried to interrupt his unrestrained speech, "Qiao Shuang!"

Qiao Ji's anger didn't affect Qiao Shuang's interest in talking at all. As a drunk chatterbox, he began to perform exceptionally, "Hey, bro, do you know why my brother called Mo Ran number 36? Because he thought The name 'Moran' is too sour! Where do you say sour? Isn’t it nice?! It’s poetic and catchy. My brother really has no taste at all, he’s tough, straighter than a straight man. Brother-in-law, don't despise my brother, he has been alone for so many years, and it is not easy to find someone he likes."

"This time he brought you back. I found out as soon as you got on the starship. You said that my brother has a cold face 360 ​​days a year. When can he smile so softly? It's so hardened that it turns into soft fingers. I'm goosebumps." The pimples fell all over the floor, and I wouldn’t believe it if there was no adultery in it! Brother, let me tell you, we used to suspect that he didn’t have sexual intercourse, that’s why we weren’t close to men. Now we’re sure that he has no problem. That's great, my younger brother finally let go of a raised heart..."

The previous content was okay. Unexpectedly, Qiao Shuang's words became more and more outrageous. Qiao Ji finally couldn't bear it anymore. He suddenly jumped up and got rid of Tang Titian, and knocked poor Qiao Shuang unconscious. The world was finally quiet.

"No. 36." Qiao Ji knocked on the table expressionlessly to call out Mo Ran, "Take Xiao Fan and Brother Tang to their room to rest, and I will send Qiao Shuang back to her room."

A strange image appeared on the bulkhead, he stretched out his hand, and said politely in a flat and cold voice: "Okay. Two guests, please follow me."

Before Yi Fengfan left, he looked back at Qiao Shuang, who didn't know about his personnel, and Qiao Ji, who was standing unsteadily, and said worriedly, "Is it okay for you to be alone? Or we can help together."

"No, you're tired too, go rest first, and I'll come see you in the afternoon." When talking to Yi Fengfan, Qiao Ji's voice couldn't help being fifty percent gentler.

After Yi Fengfan and Tang Titian left, Qiao Ji couldn't help rubbing his brows with a headache, then appointed Qiao Shuang to help him up, and carried him to his room.Qiao Ji was a little bit drunk at first, but after such a toss, the drunkenness disappeared. With his S-level physique, he has no problem carrying someone back.

Hitting a younger brother is not a thief, Qiao Ji is not serious, and Qiao Shuang's physique is also good. After he sent Qiao Shuang back to the room, Qiao Shuang woke up slowly, rubbed her stinging head, and Qiao Shuang couldn't help but burst out. Swearing, "Fuck, brother, you are really my own brother, you can hit me if you say so!"

Qiao Ji handed him the hot towel in his hand, glanced at him, and said expressionlessly: "If you weren't my own brother, I would have sent you to be a space drifter by now."

Qiao Shuang gasped with a hiss, "Brother, do you want to be so ruthless? I'm not here to help you."

"Suggest me a crime when I'm drunk?"

"No, I'm not that drunk, brother, don't look at me talking nonsense, there's a big way in it—" Walking among thousands of flowers, Tongshuang completely forgot about the headache and sat down. Analyzing with his brother enthusiastically on the bed, "You and Xiaofan are not married yet, right? I knew from the moment I saw you that you are completely hot with the burden of shaving your head! Xiaofan and you still have a lot of distance. In other words, he doesn’t know you well, and he doesn’t trust you enough. Think about what I said at the wine table today? You’re still a virgin, you’re pure and self-conscious, you’re single-minded, you don’t have any experience with people, right? How perfect Lover! Also, I also emphasized the changes you made for him, and sold them out. Brother, believe it or not, when you go to see Xiaofan again in the afternoon, his attitude will definitely change."

"It's a form of misery, it's also an art." Qiao Shuang shook her head and winked, "Appropriate misery will pull you off the altar and let you be an ordinary person, so as to shorten the distance between each other and create More chances to get along with each other. As time goes by, love grows, as the distance gets closer, feelings gradually develop. As a younger brother, I really worry about it."

Qiao Ji: "..." What should he do if he actually thinks this is quite reasonable?

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