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[Fox Finding Enlightenment] The little fox in Central Park is gone! ! !

Si Yu glanced at the fox demon who was sitting next to Qi Lu, scratching his head and posing, saying, "Brother Qi, I heard that you were hurt, I feel so sorry for you", scratched his head resentfully, and clicked on the most popular post in the forum.

Landlord: Xinyangers, does anyone remember the internet celebrity white fox in Central Park?The landlord has not seen that little fox for three days!I used to bring a can of our master’s canned cat food with me when I ran at night. When I passed the camphor forest and opened the can, the little fox jumped out immediately!Such a greedy little fox, who won't come out to eat for several days, is so anxious to death!Nothing will happen, will it?

1L: Yes, yes, I also remember this fox. It was widely uploaded on the Internet, and my husband and I went to see it. It’s so beautiful!

2L: I brought dried fish to feed the fox a few days ago, but the fox doesn’t seem to like fish very much, so it was picked up by the landlord’s canned food.

3L: Just ask if you don’t understand, so what do foxes eat?Meat or vegetarian?

4L: Don't you know Baidu upstairs?What are you asking here?No one has raised foxes before, so get out and fuck off!

5L: The hostility on the Internet is too heavy now. On the 4th floor, are you reincarnated?Isn't the person 3L just curious to ask?This also needs to be sprayed?

6L: Foxes are not pets. Is it interesting for a group of people to discuss what to feed the foxes?Foxes are good at hunting in nature, so it's up to us mere mortals to control what we eat?

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Seeing that a good post turned into "how to feed foxes correctly", Si Yu rubbed his eyebrows, blinked and felt very curious, so he asked, "Ahu, what do you foxes eat?"

The fox demon covered her mouth and smiled, raised her charming orchid fingers, and said winkingly, "Eat—people."

"Excuse me." Si Yu was shocked, and continued to read the post.

Qi Lu, who was leaning on the sofa and dozed off, slightly hooked the corners of his lips.

Turning to the third page of the post, someone with a clear mind finally came and changed the direction of the post.

28L: Is there something for everyone upstairs?The poster said that the little fox has disappeared. In the best case, the little fox has returned to the wild by itself. In the worst case, it may be captured by criminals. I have just called the police.

29L: On the top floor, the little fox is so popular now, maybe some people have ulterior motives to capture it. I suggest that the park strictly check the surveillance during this period, and never let the little fox be captured by the bad guys!

30L: Oh my god, the little fox can't peel and eat meat, right? ? ?

31L: The idiot biss who eats wild game! ! !

32L: Someone must be coveting the little fox's fur, peeling it and selling it for money. Now real fox fur is worth a lot of money.

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Is fox fur worth anything?

Si Yu thinks about his current bank account, he promised high salary and high benefits, but in the end he didn't get a penny, and he paid a lot of money, so he was going to use up his savings.

He thought about the future and worried about the future. It is impossible to count on Qi Lu to make money. In human society, Qi Lufang is just a young master who does not touch the spring water. His only life skill is to boil hot water and make milk. Comrade Qi Xiaofu, who is growing up, eats three big bowls every meal.

"Well, Ahu," Si Yu saw the big fluffy tail poking out from behind the fox demon, and said with a thought, "The hair on your tail is really long, is it hot in summer? Do you want to shave it? ? Is your hair a renewable resource? Can it grow back after you shave it?"

The fox demon didn't understand what he meant, and showed off with his big tail in his arms: "That's not true, the longer the hair of our demon clan, the better, it means that your cultivation level is higher! How is it? Pretty?"

"Yeah," Si Yu nodded and praised, "It's so pretty, so pretty, I've never seen such a pretty hair!"

"You human beings just don't know much about it," the fox demon triumphantly brushed off his hair, "We monsters have a lot of good things!"

"How about...?" Si Yu rubbed his hands, "Then what..."

"Teacher Si," Qi Lu opened his eyes, teased with a smile, "selling fur is against the law."

"What?!" The fox demon was shocked, grabbed the charm on the table and ran away, "Brother Qi, I remembered that I left before the land in my backyard was filled!"

Si Yu's small thoughts were exposed, and he rubbed the tip of his nose in embarrassment: "Mr. Qi, you scared my cash cow away."

Qi Lu hooked his palm to him, Si Yu said "Yes", and Qi Lu said, "Come here."

Si Yu obediently walked to the sofa, bent down and asked him, "What are you doing?"

Qi Lu tapped his head lightly with his backhand: "The idea is on our Yaozu, Mr. Si is quite courageous."

Si Yu curled his lips: "Then I'm also a member of your demon clan now."

Qi Lu smiled, nodded and said, "That's right, if you marry me, you will be a member of our Yaozu."

"Roll!" Si Yu's cheeks burned, "I mean I have half of your blood in my veins!"

They were talking and joking, and there was a knock on the door outside: "Is Brother Qi there? I'm here to get the talisman."

Si Yu cleared his throat, and immediately stood a little further away from Qi Lu, Qi Lu raised his voice, "Come in."

Although the mixed race died, the ancient pond was greatly damaged, and the damaged land and forests have not yet recovered.

Qi Lu made some earth-solidifying charms and asked the ghosts to fetch them. Each household of monsters was responsible for healing a piece of land, and all order was slowly being rebuilt.

There is no news from the human side, and it is estimated that they have not recovered from this war. It is really unbelievable that the director of the Ghost Management Office is a big monster.

In the past few days, Si Yu has made several phone calls to the government one after another, asking if there is any plan for Gutang Village in the future, but he still cannot get a clear answer.

In short, everything will be fine, and the only thing we can do for the time being is to wait patiently.

Xiaofu’s laughter came from the yard. Lin Mubai took Xiaofu to pick water plants by the pond earlier, and the little crab’s legs were broken. Qi Lu told Xiaofu that as long as he bathed the little crab with water plants every day, his legs would grow faster. some.

In fact, Qi Lu felt that the little guy was very annoying to stay in the house all day long, so he just found an excuse to spend him. In addition, Xiao Fu is not afraid of the sun now, and under the influence of Si Yu, Qi Lu began to learn to give the little guy More freedom, let the little one go out and run wild by himself.

"Brother, brother!" Xiaofu, holding the little crab in his arms, shouted loudly when he saw Si Yu in the yard, "Brother! I picked a lot of beautiful aquatic plants!"

"Really?" Si Yu knelt down and opened his arms to Xiaofu, "Xiaofu is so powerful, come here and let brother see."

Xiao Fu threw himself into Si Yu's arms, and showed Si Yu the basket of aquatic plants he had picked. Si Yu wiped off the dirt on the little guy's face, and praised him as the most powerful kid. Xiao Fu is not praised at all now. Not shy, stood on tiptoe and shouted to Qi Lu: "Master! Xiaofu is the best! Even better than Master!"

Qi Lu shook his head helplessly.