Major General Baiso and his little prince [Interstellar]

Bai Suo stopped washing his face, lowered his front paws and squatted on the dining table, his round eyes shot fire.

Oh, what did he hear?Put your hands together to express guilt?

Maybe it was because the rabbit's expression was too resentful, or maybe it was because the long hair on the face was too miserable. Penny felt that he was overwhelmed by the sorrow emanating from the inside out of a rabbit.

Picasso couldn't stand it anymore, so he stood up and popularized science: "Xiao Pan, Fluffy is washing her face. This is the rabbit's way of washing her face. First lick her paws wet, and then wipe her face with her front paws."

Penny: "...oh."

Lin Qi: "It's called Fluffy?"

"...No, his name is Alice." Penny replied seriously.

Lin Qi questioned reasonably: "Him? Alice?"

Bai Suo was completely motionless, and only the infinite loop of "his name is Alice" remained in his brain.

How did he not know his name was Alice? !

Penny replied with a straight face: "Yes. His name is temporarily called Alice. This is what I thought of just now. In the fairy tale "Alice in Wonderland" on the ancient earth, the protagonist Alice followed a magical Mr. Rabbit Falling into a fantasy world, experiencing adventures, and saving her and her friends. I think this Mr. Rabbit will probably perform miracles like Alice."

Lin Qi was tongue-tied, feeling that something was wrong, "..."

Picasso conscientiously broke the stage and said: "Xiao Pan, I have to remind you, according to your logic just now, it should be that your name is Alice, and Rongrong is called Mr. Rabbit. Moreover, Alice is a lady's name. Rongrong is only Adult male rabbits. Or one of you could be Eric."

"No, his name is Alice." Penny insisted, reaching out his hand and carefully patted Bai Suo's head.

Bai Suo Rabbit Major General still did not escape Pan Ni's claws this time, only because he himself was completely petrified.

"Alice likes vegetable juices..."

"Can't the hair on Alice's face be washed by herself?"

"So is it necessary to customize a bathtub for Alice?"

"Alice..."

"Alice..."

"Go to his little biscuit's savior and abused prince, I must get back to my human body as soon as possible and get out of here."

——Bai Suo was screaming "Alice" again and again, his head hurt, and he roared wildly in his heart.

Ten minutes later, the bathroom in the second prince's bedroom.

A wet towel carefully covered Bai Suosheng's loveless rabbit face, and the warm water completely wet the fur on his face, and Bai Suo was beaten back to its original shape under the action of the water—turned into a rabbit. A bunny with an awl face.

After a hasty breakfast, Penny was busy cleaning the "disfigured" rabbit. Lin Qi didn't have time to deal with his clothes, but was dragged into the bathroom together.

Seeing Penny filling the bathtub with warm water, there was a nasty B-rank sentry standing beside him...

Bai Suo, who was being held in the hands of Pan Ni in a daze, finally broke out.

Wiping his face with a towel just now was the most he could tolerate, but now the cowardly second prince even called that arrogant B-rank sentry to watch...

Bai Suo has already figured it out, as long as anyone dares to throw him in the water, rub his body, and touch his body, he will definitely teach them an unforgettable lesson!

It is absolutely impossible for him to let other people wash his body, even if one of them is His Royal Highness the Prince!

Bai Suo reversed the "docile" just now, jumped off Panny with all his strength, slid on the side of the bathtub, and rushed to the corner of the bathroom like an afterimage, pointing his butt to the corner of the bathroom , The dirty hairy face is full of vigilance.

This is a safe position from which you can jump off the wall at any time.

There was a long lock of rabbit fur stuck to Panny's pajamas, water splashed on his face, and the lower abdomen was kicked by that irritable rabbit just now.

"Your Highness! Are you alright!" Lin Qi threw away the towel in his hand and rushed over.

Penny wiped the water off his face, and said dryly, "It's okay...just a little caught off guard..."

"Did it kick your stomach? I'll call the doctor now..."

Lin Qi couldn't say that Your Highness, you should untie your pajamas and show me your belly. He could only help him up from the ground, with sincere anxiety on his face.

Bai Suo huddled in the corner, his heart beating wildly because of the violent exercise just now, and he let out a sharp breath. Seeing the flustered look of the B-level sentinel, he felt that this person was a little more pleasing to the eye than before.

Panny sat by the bathtub with his waist supported, looked sadly at the long-haired rabbit in the corner, and sighed.

Bai Suo felt guilty inexplicably, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: This second prince is indeed as weak as the rumors say, but he was kicked by a rabbit, what could be a big deal?His hair was caught by the buttons of the second prince's pajamas and a large strand was torn off, but he didn't complain.

Lin Qi was still very worried, "Your Highness, I suggest you come out of the bathroom first, and let's go outside and wait for the doctor."

Penny sat by the bathtub and waved his hands again and again, "No, no, it's all right. It's just a little sudden, so there's no need to call a doctor. The main problem is that Alice doesn't seem to want to take a bath..."

Lin Qi hesitated to speak, looked at Panny and then at the rabbit in the corner, thinking that if the rabbit didn't want to wash it, then don't wash it, you are much more precious than the rabbit.But seeing Penny's concerned and worried expression, he held back his words.

Lin Qi: "Leave these to the attendants, don't do it yourself. It's too dangerous if you get bitten by a rabbit..."

Penny: "Alice doesn't like being touched by others. Picasso said that rabbits are very sensitive and timid creatures. It's not good for strangers to touch him. He said that he would do something urgent..."

Picasso: "It's a stress response. It can range from massive hair loss to severe spasms, convulsions, or even sudden death..."

Penny: "... Please do me a favor, stop talking..."

Bai Suo in the corner pressed his front right paw with his front left paw, looked at the few locks of hair hanging on the edge of the bathtub, and quietly hid his unconsciously trembling hind legs under the thick hair behind him.

At this time, Picasso, who was silenced, turned into two mechanical hands and replaced words with actions.

A glass basin and an aluminum bottle appeared on the ground.

"Xiao Pan, if you want to help Fluffy-Alice clean, I suggest you use dry-cleaning foam. It is not recommended to bathe with water for rabbits, so as not to be frightened and have a stress response, or to have diarrhea due to cold."

"What? Dry cleaning foam?"

Penny picked up the bottle curiously.

Picasso: "Yes. The latest formula of the Royal Research Institute's small pet products, pure truffle star imported herbs, no additives, zero irritation and no tears, easy to use. This is what the research institute left for me."

Penny laughed, "They have everything prepared, and they even have advertisements. How do you use this?"

"Squeeze the bubbles on your hands, rub the parts that need to be cleaned, and finally dry them with a towel. Be careful to avoid fluff—Alice's eyes, mouth and nose. Another warm reminder, according to my observations, Lieutenant Lin Qi The appearance seems to make Fluffy very nervous."

Penny suddenly realized.

No wonder the rabbit who was so docile and cute in the morning is now so weird!

The second prince looked back at Lin Qi with a look of distaste, and he didn't look like he was flattering him just now.

Lin Qi: "..."

Panny pretended not to see Lin Qi's resentful expression, "Ahem... That Lin Qi, please wait outside for a while, I think it may be because you are here, Alice is too scared and nervous. What's the matter, let's wait a while Besides..."

Lin Qi glanced helplessly at the second highness who was holding some dry cleaning foam, and then at the rabbit who was vigilant and ready to pounce on him at any time...

Why didn't he feel that the rabbit was scared and nervous at all, it obviously looked very fierce...

Only the Second Highness thinks this violent little guy is weak and helpless...

But the poor lieutenant couldn't speak, so he nodded: "Okay, call me whenever you need it. Please be careful."

Lin Qi closed the door understandingly before going out.The glass door fogged instantly, completely isolating the bathroom from the outside.

Penny felt really hard on himself.

I hope that the closed and safe environment now can make this irritable little rabbit relax.

Panny, who had sorted out his emotions, bent down a few meters away and called kindly: "Alice, come here."

The name Alice was called so many times, it was so gross, it made Penny and Bai Suo fight a cold war.

Bai Suo Alice Long-haired Rabbit Major General looked like he was looking at a mentally handicapped person.

"……cough."

Penny probably also felt that it was not decent, so he straightened up slowly and scratched his hair.

"Picasso, what if the rabbit is still vigilant and ignores me?"

Picasso: "The information shows that if your pet is not close to you, you can try a gentle way of getting along with him. First, you need to maintain a height with him, so that he feels that you are not aggressive, and then approach slowly. Maybe you need a little light music to follow the rhythm of the music. Climb over?"

Penny: "?"

Picasso: "Alice...Alice must be terrified now that she has left her master."

Penny took a deep breath and rolled up the cuffs and trousers of his pajamas.

Bai Suo watched with a stiff face as the majestic prince of the Abel galaxy dressed himself as a fisherman going into the sea, walked to a position one meter away from him, and squatted down awkwardly.

One person and one rabbit looked at each other from a distance. This squatting posture made Penny very embarrassed. A little blush bloomed on his fair face, and then His Royal Highness slowly lowered his noble head and pressed his hands to the ground.

Bai Suo: "..."

Penny thought he must be crazy.

What he rescued was not an orphan, but an ancestor.

It's true that pets are as difficult as their owners.

However, Admiral Bai Suo, who was dressed in rabbit skin, didn't appreciate it. He looked at the young man from the royal family who could be said to have no image at all with disgust, and moved back half a step, sticking his back to the corner of the wall. .

Penny felt like a pervert, and that wasn't okay.

Panny, who was lying on the ground, suddenly remembered a certain soldier's prejudice against him and those sharp remarks, and suddenly burst into pride, and stood up again.

He can't lose face, not even in front of that person's pets!

Penny: "Picasso, is there another way?"

Picasso: "Maybe you want to try touching?"

The author has something to say: happy holidays~