A cat dressed as a paranoid hero

Fu Yuan was lying on the big soft bed, sleeping on his back, soundly.

"Om-"

Lin Qinghan received a message that the takeaway had arrived.

Just at this moment, Fu Yuan woke up from the cold. He turned over and saw that the floor-to-ceiling windows were open and Lin Qinghan was standing on the balcony, so he couldn't help calling him:

"Why are you standing in the air? Do you want to be a pig?"

Fu Yuan had just fallen asleep, and his voice was still hoarse, languid and comfortable.

Lin Qinghan suddenly felt an inexplicable peace in his heart.

It was strange, he had never been so close to anyone in all these years.

Before leaving the house this morning, he was still alone and alone.After being pinched by Heinz's neck and held up in the air, and seeing the raging fire in the ward, there was only endless despair in his heart.

And at this moment, this person fell from the sky.He saved his father, killed Heinz, and made a mess of the prison in the center of the earth. The whole universe is looking for him.

Then this man, swaggeringly ran into his room.Bathing, sleeping, eating, drinking, and playing.He yelled at him like an old man, but he loved it.

This feeling is really strange, and reason tells Lin Qinghan that this is very dangerous.

Not only does this person have absolute power over Heinz, he also knows all his secrets.In other words, the person is a bomb of himself.Maybe one day, I will be blown to pieces.

But... Lin Qinghan looked at this man lying on his bed stretched out, and suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

This feeling reminded him of summer nights when he was a child sitting in a rocking chair.

The warm wind caressed the shattered hair on his forehead, his father was practicing the cello in the courtyard, his mother was holding a bouquet of carnations in the living room, the kitten's fluffy tail was rubbing against his ankle, itching...

Really,

very strange……

Fu Yuan waited for a long time without any movement. When he turned around, he saw Lin Qinghan standing outside the balcony, looking at him in a daze.

"Hey, this is planet zero, young master, you are standing there in a thin shirt, pretending to be cool?"

Fu Yuan said angrily.

Then he saw Lin Qinghan's eyes flicker, as if he had recovered.Walk in from the balcony, close the French windows, and draw the curtains.

"Slowly, like a little old man." Fu Yuan turned over on the bed again, and kicked the quilt off the bed. "I'm so hungry, the food hasn't come yet?"

Lin Qinghan bent down to pick up the quilt, and threw it back onto his belly: "Here, I'll get it."

"Oh! Then hurry up, don't steal food in the elevator!" Fu Yuan immediately rolled up from the bed when he heard the delicious food coming.

Lin Qinghan had already walked to the door, upon hearing this, she turned her head and gave him a warning look.However, he probably also developed an antibody because of Fu Yuan's tossing, and he stared at him weakly, very perfunctorily.

Seeing him like that, Fu Yuan laughed cheerfully.

"Don't come out of the room." Lin Qinghan instructed, then turned and went out.

According to Sun Hotel's regulations, because the guests are either rich or expensive, all takeaways are delivered to the lobby, and bodyguards or assistants come down to pick them up.

Lin Qinghan stepped out of the elevator on the first floor and immediately noticed something unusual.

The lobby was full of investigators, as well as guards from the inner-earth prison, who were interfacing with the hotel staff.Lin Qinghan heard them say that no one was allowed to enter or leave, and they had to search each room.

Locked here so quickly?

Lin Qinghan secretly thought it was bad.He should have thought of it a long time ago, but it's a pity that Fu Yuan has been making trouble there, so he ignored it.

Lin Qinghan wanted to turn around immediately, but several investigators had already looked at him.He could only look normal, straighten his back, and try to make his legs walk normally.

"Takeaway at 1210, thank you."

Lin Qinghan walked to the front desk and said.Fu Yuan ordered a bit too much, Lin Qinghan only took the food, "Deposit the rest first."

Without looking at the investigators, Lin Qinghan took the takeaway, turned around and walked towards the elevator.

Two lines of investigators ran past him, already upstairs and sealing off the corridor.

Lin Qinghan quickened her pace and entered the elevator.

Back in the room, Fu Yuan was still lying on the bed watching TV.As soon as he saw the things in Lin Qinghan's hand, he turned over and got out of bed immediately.

"Wow, why did you order so much, I obviously ordered a lot, did you steal it?"

Fu Yuan got the takeaway, and when he saw the weight, he began to doubt Lin Qinghan.

Lin Qinghan ignored him, and quickly walked to the window to take a look. Sure enough, there were already investigators standing below.

Fu Yuan also heard the commotion outside, he leaned over to take a look, only to see the police cars and soldiers on the road outside, his eyes widened: "Wow, who are you arresting? It's such a big show!"

Lin Qinghan turned his face and frowned at him.A well-behaved 14-year-old child abruptly gave Fu Yuan the vicissitudes and maturity of a 40-year-old.

Fu Yuan smiled, and flaunted with his arms folded: "I see, it must be me. See, this is my lord's face."

"...You are quite proud."

Lin Qinghan's tone was ridiculed.He closed the curtains, looked around the room, and seemed to be thinking of a way.

Fu Yuan looked back at him.In fact, faced with this situation, King Tiger has plenty of ways to escape.With his current strength, even if he had ten times more troops, it would be a piece of cake.

However, he suddenly wanted to see what the hero would do.

Lin Qinghan took a black coat and walked outside.

"Hey, are you going to report me?" Fu Yuan said.

"Is this kind of person in your eyes?" Lin Qinghan was so angry that the wound on his leg hurt.She pressed her hand on the doorknob and stared back at him, "If you don't want to be caught, just stay in the room!"

This look is a bit fierce.

The male lead's viciousness is still somewhat intimidating, not to mention the kitten who has been 'persecuted' under his hands for seven years.The door slammed shut, and Fu Yuan was a little taken aback.Then he muttered dissatisfiedly: "You said you let me stay in the room and I will stay in the room..."

Fu Yuan originally wanted to jump out of the window to escape, but when he lifted the curtain, the alarm light outside almost blinded him.If you want to go out in this situation, the movement is indeed a bit loud.

The Tiger King turned around in the room, touching his buttocks and ears for a while.In the end, he simply sat on the bed, took a bite of the big lobster, opened a consistent beer, and drank it.

I don't know what the hero is going to do, anyway, he might fight in a while, and he must eat and drink enough before he can have strength.

"Ding-dong-"

Suni was finishing washing when she suddenly heard the doorbell.She walked to the door strangely, glanced at the cat's eyes, and immediately blushed and her heart beat.

"Brother, why are you here?"

Suni opened the door, and Lin Qinghan stood outside the door, smiling softly like an aristocratic and beautiful young man.

"Such a big thing happened today, I am still very worried about you, and want to come and see you."

Suni blushed so hard that she couldn't hide it. Seeing a waiter passing by in the corridor, she hurriedly opened the door, and Lin Qinghan walked in very naturally.

"Brother has a heart, I, I have nothing to do. It's just that I was a little scared..."

Lin Qinghan had already gone straight into Suni's room, her eyes wandered around the tightly closed wardrobe and her dressing table, then she suddenly turned her head and said with a smile: "Su Ni, do you have shampoo here?" ? I don’t have any more, I want to borrow some from you.”

"Well, it's in the bathroom. Wait a minute, brother, I'll get it."

"Ok."

When Suni went to the bathroom, Lin Qinghan quickly walked to the wardrobe and opened it.When he opened it, Master Lin was a little disappointed.

Suni is petite and her clothes are the size of a 13-year-old girl.Fu Yuan is almost 1.8 meters no matter what, and he can't wear it...

"Brother, are these enough?"

Hearing Su Ni's voice, Lin Qinghan casually grabbed something white inside, stuffed it into the pocket of the black coat, closed the door and turned around.

"Well, it's almost there, thank you."

Lin Qinghan took the shampoo sample that Suni gave him, turned around and was about to leave.

"Brother, are you leaving now?" Suni still looked a little bit reluctant.

Lin Qinghan's eyes were warm, "I just came to see you, it's getting late, I've been in your room for a long time, others will gossip."

After hearing this, Suni blushed again and lowered her head.

Lin Qinghan followed the trend to open the door, go out, and close the door.

call.

He pinched the thing in his pocket, not knowing what it was, but it was definitely not enough for Fu Yuan.Suni can't take too much, it will arouse suspicion.Young Master Lin walked around in the corridor and knocked on another door.

"Lin Qinghan?" Jin Xue opened the door with a smile on her face.Before Lin Qinghan said anything, she pulled him in.

"How did you come?"

Jin Xue is 15 years old this year. She grew up in the Winster royal family. The women in the court are more unrestrained. The princes and nobles have already tasted the forbidden fruit in the world.Even during these few days of study tour, Jin Xue's suitors never stopped.So when she saw Lin Qinghan, Jin Xue thought that he had figured it out, and came to find her like other boys.

Lin Qinghan seemed relatively indifferent to her enthusiasm, coughed lightly, and seemed a little embarrassed.

"I, let me borrow some shampoo."

What the hell kind of excuse is this?Jin Xue narrowed her eyes with a smile, "Shampoo? Do you want to take a shower? Well... Then, let me lend you my bathroom."

She moved closer to him slowly.

Lin Qinghan walked around her calmly and walked to her closet.

Jin Xue was not as cautious as Suni, and opened the closet aggressively.Lin Qinghan saw the long red dress inside at a glance. Jin Xue was plump and taller than Suni, this dress... just fit.

"Cough, really, I just borrowed the shampoo. If you don't borrow it, forget it. I'll go find Suni."

Lin Qinghan was about to leave, but Jin Xue held him back.

"I didn't say no. Just wait." Jin Xue went into the bathroom and complained, "Really, I ran here at night just to borrow shampoo..."

Lin Qinghan turned her head, took off the skirt, rubbed it and stuffed it into the coat.Before Jin Xue came out, he quickly glanced at the room, and saw the nail polish, lipstick, mascara on the dressing table, a headband with rabbit ears, and black high-heeled shoes on the balcony...

When Jin Xue came out, she was taken aback when she saw Lin Qinghan standing in front of her dressing table.

"Your makeup is pretty." Lin Qinghan smiled and said.

His smile, but gentle and handsome, is simply fascinating.

"I'm more beautiful in other places." Jin Xue rolled her eyes and slowly walked up to him. Just as she was about to lean over, Lin Qinghan suddenly reached out and took the shampoo bottle in her hand.

"I should go, thank you."

After finishing speaking, the person changed his face in a second, and left as soon as he said, leaving Jinxue alone in the room for no reason.

The study tour students lived in three floors, the tenth, the eleventh, and the twelfth.

Lin Qinghan went to knock on the doors of several other girls he knew. He couldn't take more than two things from one person, otherwise he would be easily suspected.Those girls had a lot of cosmetics, and if they took one or two away, even if they found it, it would be hard for them to think of themselves who had always had a good image, and would just think they had lost it.

When Lin Qinghan came out, he saw that investigators had reached the twelfth floor and were knocking on the door.

There are twenty rooms on the first floor. For the sake of efficiency, two teams of investigators will be sent to search from the two ends to the middle.And No. 1210, where Li Lin Qinghan lived, happened to be in the middle.If the average ward round is 2 minutes per room, then he has nearly 20 minutes.Of course, some other uncontrollable factors must be ruled out, so there is not much time.

Lin Qinghan quickly returned to her room.

At that time, Fu Yuan had just gnawed a chicken leg and was sucking his fingers, when he suddenly saw Lin Qinghan enter the room in a hurry, clutching his clothes, with a strange expression on his face.

"Did you just become a thief?"

King Tiger speaks quickly, saying whatever comes to his mind.

Lin Qinghan was hit by his sore foot, and gave him a fierce look, "Shut up, go wash your hands!"

"Hey, why are you so fierce." Fu Yuan took a sip of beer, wiped his hands with a wet tissue, stood up and said, "Let me tell you, don't worry, I'll go out and surrender later, let them arrest me gone."

Lin Qinghan didn't have the time to talk nonsense to him at all, so he took off his black coat and threw it on the bed, and Fu Yuan saw a lot of 'stolen goods'.

"...Honey, have you really become a thief?" Fu Yuan was shocked, stretched out his fingers and twisted a white lace mesh, "Here, you child... you, why are you..."

Lin Qinghan shot an eye knife, and Fu Yuan shut up.

Now there are investigators outside, checking one by one.Lin Qinghan limped and threw two bottles of shampoo into the bathroom trash can, and said to Fu Yuan: This is the only way now, quickly change it.

Fu Yuan was stunned for a long time and understood what he meant.

You mean... Tiger King got goosebumps and stood up immediately: I think it's better to forget it, I'll go out right away, and they may not be able to catch me.Besides, even if you catch it...

If he asked Tiger King to disguise himself as a woman, it would be even more embarrassing if it got out.What's the big deal if you catch it and you can turn into a cat.

However, while Fu Yuan was speaking, he saw Lin Qinghan's face was gloomy, he came over and pressed him on the bed, picked up the nail polish next to him, and helped him apply it.

Do you want the hotel to be razed to the ground?You don't care if things get big, but I do.

The boy's snow-white cheeks and pitch-black eyes flashed before his eyes the days and nights of the past seven years.Fu Yuan held back for a long time, pursed his mouth:

Then you, paint it better..."

Isn't it just women's clothing? Tiger King is not the one who cares about this.Besides, this is an emergency situation, and going out to fight is risky after all.

Not to mention, the male protagonist's nail polish technique is really good.Fu Yuan suspected that he had practiced secretly, but why didn't he find out?

"Hold it with your hands, don't spend it."

Lin Qinghan painted one hand for him, then took his other hand to paint.

Fu Yuan's face was complicated, but he couldn't refuse, so he could only cooperatively spread the five fingers of his left hand to prevent the pink nail polish from sticking to his skin.He remembered that Fu Qu always liked to dress himself up when he was a child, and it seemed that Lin Qinghan was also very talented.

In just ten minutes, Lin Qinghan was busy making a disguise for him. After dyeing his nails, applying lipstick and eyelashes, he also cut his bangs, smeared on his face, and finally brought him a bunny-ear-shaped haircut. folder.

Fu Yuan didn't know what Lin Qinghan was busy doing on his face.He just looked at that Tu Erduo very ashamed, forget it, I am not suitable for this at such an age.

Lin Qinghan looked at his appearance, and seemed not to want to force him anymore.Throwing the hairpin aside, he turned around and went to get something else.

"Undressed."

Just as Fu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Lin Qinghan suddenly whispering in his ear.

When he turned around and saw Lin Qinghan approaching with white lace in his left hand and a red dress in his right hand, King Tiger finally couldn't take it anymore.

"This is really not good..."

But at this time, in the corridor outside, the investigator was knocking on the opposite door.

"Put it on quickly!"

Lin Qinghan ordered Fu Yuan.

This time Fu Yuan is hardened, so forget about other things, but this women's dress can't be worn anyway.That stinky boy Fu Qu has never done such a thing. If he, Tiger King, wears this red dress, if it spreads in the future, the wisdom of hundreds of thousands of years will be destroyed in one fell swoop!

"Why don't you let me go out. Don't worry, I won't be caught by them. Even if they catch me, I won't hurt you..."

Fu Yuan wanted to stand up from the bed.

At this moment, two teams of investigators had arrived at the door of 1215 at the same time.

"Is this the last room?"

"That's right. According to me, it's impossible to hide in the student's room. These are all belonged to young masters and young ladies. They are either rich or expensive."

"Don't talk about it, this criminal is making a big fuss this time, and the United Planet is paying attention. We are all doing things, so let's check it out early and go back to work. What's the name of this?"

"Lin Qinghan. This...doesn't need to be investigated, right? Councilor Su's illegitimate son." An investigator whispered to his colleagues, "The young master who pointed at Heinz's nose in the interrogation room before has a very bad temper. .”

"There's always a cutscene, knock on the door. We're just doing business."

"You come to ask later, I don't dare to provoke him..."

Ding dong, the doorbell of 1215 rang——

Inside the door, Fu Yuan froze in place.People are blocking the entrance, and the main entrance cannot be left.He turned his head to look at the window, trying to escape through the window.But he was pushed down on the bed by the boy.

"Are you going to force me to do it myself?"

Lin Qinghan couldn't care less, climbed onto the bed, knelt on Fu Yuan's waist, grabbed the skirt and began to put it on his head.

"I warn you, don't come here!..."

During the resistance, Fu Yuan accidentally kicked Lin Qinghan's leg, but it was where the boy was injured, and the blood soaked out almost immediately.

Lin Qinghan lay down in pain, with cold sweat dripping from his pale face, looking at him like a wolf with a tail.

"You..." Fu Yuan felt distressed.

The doorbell rang more and more urgently, Lin Qinghan's eyes were like cold stars, glowing coldly, and ordered: "Put it on."

Lin Qinghan crawled over, he was already injured, blood was all over Fu Yuan's thigh, but he still insisted on putting a skirt on him.

Fu Yuan was frightened by the boy's paranoid appearance, and was wronged and put on a red skirt.

"Then, just wear it, don't do anything weird..."

Fu Yuan couldn't help it either.Just wear it when you think about it, and you won't lose a piece of meat after wearing it.

While muttering like this, suddenly the door of the room was opened.

It turned out that the investigator had knocked outside for a long time without any response, so he asked for the password from the hotel and broke in.

At that moment, Fu Yuan was slammed down on the bed.The black-haired boy in white pressed forward, and the cold breath hit his lips.

Tiger King was on the spot, staring at the person on him with wide eyes:

There's no need to do this, sir!

However, the black-haired boy just had serious eyes, and even grabbed his wrists domineeringly, pressing them tightly on top of his head.

The two groups of six investigators outside the door were also on the spot in a daze.

They knocked on the door for a long time and there was no response, thinking that there was something wrong in the house.As soon as he opened the door, he saw this scene.

The high heels and lace underwear of the woman in the room were thrown all over the floor, and a blond beauty with long legs and fair skin was lying on the bed. That aristocratic and beautiful young master Lin, who was always cold and proud, was pressing her down on the bed indescribably.

This……

Several investigators looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them froze on the spot.

Volt excursion fully crashed for 30 seconds.

There are a lot of messy things in his mind, he thinks the hero has really turned black, but the direction is not right.He thought that he, the tiger king, had guarded himself like a jade for hundreds of thousands of years, and was molested by a young boy.

It's still fucking women's clothing!this……

The investigator at the door did not expect this to be the case in the house.But after pushing the door open, Young Master Lin was still lying on top of the blond woman, unable to get up, as if he completely ignored them.

This Young Master Lin is really crazy.

Several investigators exchanged glances, and they all saw the same meaning in each other's eyes.One of them knocked on the door:

"Hey, what, Young Master Lin, we're going to do an inspection here, please cooperate."

Hearing what the investigator said, Fu Yuan blinked.All those messy thoughts disappeared, and when he looked at the young man who was close to him, his eyes were deep, like a delicate porcelain doll.

Tiger King suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Really, seeing how he forced the child, in order to save him, he came up with such a way.He is a big man who doesn't care, but Lin Qinghan's reputation is gone now.

At this time, it is absolutely impossible to be recognized.Otherwise, it doesn't matter if he gets caught, Lin Qinghan will be exposed.

Thinking of this, Fu Yuan simply closed his eyes, lying under Lin Qinghan, still being pressed by the young man.

It's no big deal, it's just acting...

Just thinking about this, Fu Yuan felt the boy on his body move.

He opened his eyes and saw that Lin Qinghan's hair was disheveled in front of his forehead, and his eyes were like cold stars on his snow-white face, with deep eyes, Fu Yuan couldn't tell what he was thinking from his eyes.

The investigator stood at the door and urged, but Lin Qinghan was slow.He held Fu Yuan's face, brushed the hair off his face, and gently stroked his cheek.Then she possessed herself and licked the blood on his lips.

"Hold me." The boy said in a low voice, kissing Fu Yuan's ear lightly.