The jungler always wants to gank me

Yu Jingchuan realized that something was wrong after drinking half of it. The blood in his whole body seemed to be boiling, and he was still sweating a little in the cool weather of March.

He picked up the thing that sank to the bottom and looked at it, thinking seriously with Shen Mou: "What is this?"

Lion's camera was secretly looking at him, and the netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, and several bullet screens flashed.

[JC eats this bullwhip, I think my dad has eaten it, and it looks like this after being cut into pieces]

[This is definitely a bullwhip, I can assure you!Don't ask me how I know! 】

Lion took a deep breath, shook his head and said, "Actually, it has already progressed to this point?"

Yu Jingchuan looked at him suspiciously.

Lion pointed to the thermos and said, "Bullwhip, do you know what it is? It nourishes the kidneys and strengthens the yang! Joker is too fucking virtuous!"

"..." Yu Jingchuan was so startled that he dropped his spoon, he never thought that the tonic soup that Joker mentioned was bullwhip soup...

Joker What does this mean?Yu Jingchuan couldn't restrain his imagination and couldn't help thinking about it.

It's not good for young people to think too much, so they can only run back to the bedroom and bathroom to solve a few incidents.

Refreshing and entering the sage's time, Yu Jingchuan returned to his rational position, thinking that it was absolutely impossible for Duan Jiaqing to give him this kind of tonic soup, it was unreasonable.

He picked up his phone and sent a WeChat message.

JC: Have you ever drank the tonic soup you gave me?

Duan Jiaqing looked at this question strangely, and replied:

Qingqing: Of course!It's delicious, my mother stewed a big pot yesterday, and I drank a third of it!The ribs were all piled up into a hill by me, and today I asked her to stew them for me again.

Yu Jingchuan's mind moved slightly, and he roughly figured out what was going on. Mother Duan probably wanted to give her son a drink, but it ended up being such an oolong.

Even if he knew the truth of the matter, Yu Jingchuan still wanted to tease him wickedly.

JC: Really, is the bullwhip delicious?

Duan Jiaqing's face suddenly turned red when she saw this sentence!What bullwhip?This JC is too rude, what's the difference between saying "I'll feed you"!It's been so long since we've known each other!I can't tell it's this kind of person!

Duan Jiaqing became furious.

Qingqing: You are so rude! [angry.jpg]

Yu Jingchuan was about to tell him the truth of the matter, but found that he was blocked, buried his head in the quilt and laughed for a long time, applied for adding friends several times but failed, so he shrugged and put down the phone, resting his head on his hands Looking at the ceiling, I thought to myself:

Alas, I accidentally overdid it, Yu Jingchuan!

Here, after Duan Jiaqing unblocked and deleted friends angrily, she was still very angry, holding the fluffy Tachibana Tachibana tossed and turned, even Tachibana Tachibana, who has such a good temper, got annoyed, and put her claws on his hand to signal stop!

"Meow!" Si Dou poof!

Duan Jiaqing had a dream all night. There was only one coded door in a closed room. The strange thing was that he pressed the correct code but couldn't open it. Hold it tight with your hands, no wonder it can't be opened!

JC looked at him condescendingly, with two black pointed horns of the devil on top of his head, he pinched his chin with his big palm and insisted on asking him: Is the bullwhip delicious?If he can't answer, he will be pressed against the door by JC and kissed once.

After kissing several times like this, early the next morning, Mimi stared directly at Duan Ma's gossip phone call. After learning the truth, Duan Jiaqing froze for a moment, realizing what stupid things she had done.

Early in the morning, a roar came from the TG base dormitory:

"mom!!!"

The author has something to say: Fish: Oh, my daughter-in-law is really funny (flies rub their hands and look forward to continuing to tease next time)

The five-in-one big fat chapter, I will go to the third department tomorrow, I will see if there is too much time, I will take it every day, and if it is too late, I will go to the sixth day.

Thanks to the baby above for the grenade eggs and mine eggs, numnumnum, delicious~