you are not straight at all

——Sorry, your channel does not exist.

Jiang Chen didn't believe in evil, and clicked on the video submission, but the result was nothing.After trying to click the submit button, a window popped up to remind him that he had no permission.

It might also be that the software suddenly had a convulsion, Jiang Chen held on to the last glimmer of hope, ran to Penguin and knocked on the customer service lady.

Customer Service A: Don’t worry dear, because your video was identified as spreading obscenity/obscenity, so the channel is temporarily banned~

Emmmmm......

Jiang Chen: □□?Miss sister, are you serious?

Customer Service A: After identification, it is true that the blocked videos are all obscene/obscene videos, dear~

Jiang Chen: I've been studying for more than half a year, isn't it good for you to do this now? :)

Customer Service A: I’m really sorry dear~ It’s our work mistakes that caused your inconvenience, please rest assured that we will strictly check and stick to your manuscripts in the future, and resolutely never let a trace of disharmony~~~

Jiang Chen: A robot?

Customer Service A: No, dear~ [smile]

Jiang Chen: Recently, Taobao has also started to follow the example of others in anti-pornography?

Customer Service Person A: —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— that customer service agent C is being transferred to you, please wait a moment.

Immediately Xing the window, Jiang Chen logged into Weibo, and there were several times of Aite prompts immediately.Click in one by one, and they are all good friends who usually chat with each other in three dimensions.

Stunning little shou v: Fuck you, you overturned! @江晨不可能这些做v//@上车never check-in fungus: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, I feel sorry for my uncle, station f is crazy! ! ! ! ! @江晨impossible to be so handsome v[听悲][听悲][听感]#查看图片#

Cute big tits v: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a thousand knives of anti-pornography! @江晨不可能是这些做v//Beautiful Xiaoshou v: Damn, I’ve been attacking you for overturning your car! @江晨不可能这样做//@上车......打卡菇:  … #查看图片#

It's impossible for Jiang Chen to be this handsome v: No fuck. //Cute big tits v: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! @江晨不可能是这些做v//Beautiful Xiaoshou v: Damn, I’ve been attacking you for overturning your car! @江晨不可能这些做v//@上车......打卡菇:  … #查看图片#

Just such a forwarding, and then refreshing 400 comments in an instant, it seems that it has been held back for a long time.Most of them are complaining about station f's disobedience and betrayal of the organization.Others cried and complained that there was no car to get on and begged for relatives.Jiang Chen thought to himself, it's not that you idiots clocked in and got into the car everywhere, and ended up being followed by people.

You still have the face to cry in front of your father!If I don't beat you up, I'm in a good temper!

After clicking on the comment, Jiang Chen replied a message to himself, which was quickly praised by fans to the front row.

Jiang Chen can't be this handsome v: Don't make a fuss, dad is also a person who cares about face.

It's a pity that the whole world knows that he was imprisoned in a small black room.Jiang Chen, who lost face, no longer read replies and private messages, quit Weibo sadly, and stared at the empty computer desktop in a daze.

To be honest, he never thought that one day he would enter the small black room because of She/Huang, and with a click of his tongue, Jiang Chen got up, took his coat and went out.It was still a little cold at the beginning of spring, and there was a big park downstairs from the apartment he rented. The reflections of the tree branches were printed on the road by the weak lights on the side of the road, and Jiang Chen stepped on it.At this time, the park has long since disappeared.Turning around along the road with nothing to do, I wanted to clear up my chaotic brain, but in the end it was really cold, so I decided to go back the same way.

While waiting for the elevator, a full-feeling, well-pronounced recitation sounded in the silent corridor. The deep and thick male voice was so terrible, if the lines were not so domineering.

This is a piece of audio recorded by Jiang Chen himself, specially used as his ringtone. I vaguely remember that it was a short story he received not long after he first entered the live broadcast circle. It was written by his number one brainless fan, "Put it all together." by.

The reason why I still use it until now is not because of any nostalgia, but because every time I hear it, I feel very happy, and I can also appreciate the appearance of Xiaofanfan who is angry from shame because of the exposure of black history from time to time.

Don't take too much pleasure in molesting little fans.

The caller was the agent assigned to him by his current company, and two more calls came in later.Jiang Chen believes that if he doesn't answer this call now, he won't be able to sleep today, and remember the lessons learned from the past.

"Brother Chen."

"Finally willing to answer the phone, you brat." The familiar loud voice still came from the other side of the phone.

Jiang Chen really wanted to refute the false statement that the other side said he stinks, but only children would argue with others.

"Don't pay attention to the news on the Internet. During this period of time, treat yourself as a vacation and have a good rest." Although Chen Wei said it lightly, only he knew the pressure.

Jiang Chen was blocked for no reason, and he found out that he had offended the people above him after inquiring about the news at the first time.Thinking of his friend's "kind reminder", Chen Wei felt that they were poor and ambitious, so he declined the other party's kindness.Therefore, it is impossible to lift the ban on the platform, and we can only start from other aspects.

The tree moves the dead, the dead move the living, who knows that one day they will flourish, Chen Wei comforted himself like this.

It's just that these days, if you don't show your face, it's nonsense to try to become popular with a good voice.Jiang Chen might be considered a good mess in their small circle, but compared with those big anchors who are millions or even thousands, it pales in comparison.

Although the company has a lot of resources, but when it's their turn, they will only be left with some leftover garbage.

The past two years have been so lukewarm, how many times Chen Wei suggested that Jiang Chen can try to show his face live, it will definitely explode.He didn't even want to recall what happened later, but whenever he thought of Jiang Chen saying the word "shy" with a straight face, he would get angry, so angry.

Fuck you.

Chen Wei couldn't control himself and began to chatter, Jiang Chen heard one head and two big ones, so he interrupted hastily.It is impossible to show your face live broadcast, and it is impossible to show your face live broadcast in this life. At most, you can only sing and sing to maintain your life.

Making audiobooks is his hobby, and singing is his part-time job, and there is no conflict between the two.

He wasn't worried about Brother Chen's business ability. After hitting a wall at customer service, he thought of what happened when he was doing offline activities before.

It's just disgusting.

Sure enough, one should not be too arrogant, without a backstage is his end.Little cabbage Jiang Chen stayed at home with nothing to do for a week, and it was only a little bit away from getting moldy.

The curtains were opened, and the originally dark room instantly became brighter. The glaring sunlight hit his face directly. Jiang Chen frowned and pulled up the quilt to cover his head, intending to continue sleeping. After a series of movements, even his eyes were blurred. Did not open it.I overplayed the game last night and didn't fall asleep until around 5am.

But Chen Wei didn't care about these, he walked over from the window, tore off the quilt from the bed and threw it on the sofa, and looked coldly at Jiang Chen who was sleeping sprawled out.

Sure enough, after a while, Jiang Chen couldn't hold on anymore, turned over and sat up, scratching his sleeping head like a chicken coop, angrily said, "I shouldn't have let you take away the spare key."

"You still have a temper, it's okay, I'm willing to come." Chen Wei looked at the slightly messy bedroom with distaste, opened the closet with familiarity, picked two clothes from it, and threw them beside the bed, "Hurry up and put them on." , my brother will take you to start the second spring of your career."

Chen Wei was also wondering, when he was in a state of desperation, the person in charge of the Big Green Leaf Live Broadcasting Platform actually contacted him, and showed signs of wanting to cooperate.

After confirming the authenticity of the other party's identity, he went to learn more about the live broadcast platform of Big Green Leaf. The live broadcast rate of Big Green Leaf belongs to JJ Literature City, and most of the consumers are women.Although it is not ranked on the major live broadcast platforms for the time being, the development prospect is good.

The more he asked, the more frightened Chen Wei became. He had a premonition that Jiang Chen might be on fire.

The author has something to say: Xinwen seeks collection

I was born rich and beautiful

Copywriter:

Ronghua is the young master of the rich village head's family. Everyone wants to spoil him because he is beautiful and sensible.

Fuhao Village has a beautiful environment and pleasant scenery, and all the villagers are rich.It's just a little bad--

Aunt next door: Ah Rong, this is a litter of chicks that were just born by the neighbors across the street from our hometown. All of them are pretty and beautiful. You still have to find a daughter-in-law from an early age. You have to tell the aunt who you like, and the aunt will help you. matchmaking.

Xiao Ronghua frowned and looked at the chicks in the photo who hadn't even grown their fluff yet and started having nightmares that night.

At this point, he silently wrote down a note in the small notebook in his heart, don't look for a partner with hair on his body.

Gong (Anonymous): To tell you the truth, I am thinking about which hair removal cream is better.

Really fragrant warning!

Ronghua: Adult human males with hair are so pretty!

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According to the regulations, all monsters must leave the village to live alone for a period of time after they become adults. Ronghua has already inquired about it, and being a star earns the most money.

What I never expected was that right after the contract was signed, the company said that our group would be a cute and creamy kid, and we would call all girls sisters when we saw them, and we would be a little brother who couldn't lift his shoulders or hold his hands.

Acting like a baby and asking for protection is a daily routine.

Since then, Ronghua has embarked on a road of no return, acting like a baby and blushing is common.

Fan: super cute and super like it! !

Ronghua: Life is not easy, but I am versatile.

Demining:

subject

The cutie on stage, the big devil in private.The boy has two faces~

The protagonist has a mine at home, but everything is for the plot.

Su Susu, logic has been eaten by me.

Declined to pick up the list.