you are not straight at all
Chapter 12
During the period, he also helped Aunt Yang feed the cats, and Jiang Chen was going to go back in the evening.Regardless of his refusal, Aunt Yang stuffed him with two bottles of hot sauce.The chili sauce made by Aunt Yang is fragrant and numb, and a spoonful of it is enough to mix with a large bowl of white rice.
Tired all day, Jiang Chen took a shower and lay down on the bed early.Opened the phone photo album, edited a few cat photos I took before and posted a Weibo.
At least do something within his power.
Girls love fluffy animals, especially cats.Sure enough, after a while, his comment area was filled with a group of cat-addicted girls, who crazily praised the cuteness of the cats.
There were also some different voices, asking him why he kept the cats in cages, and the environment was so bad and cruel.
Jiang Chen: emmmmm
Where did the little angel come from, pull me out to shit.
In order not to misunderstand more people, he retweeted the original blog to explain, and also gave a brief explanation of Aunt Yang's situation, hoping to help some friends who want to adopt a cat to adopt instead of buying.
Justin is super cute: Wow, I'm so close, can I meet Chenchen when I become a volunteer?
Super cute reply to justin: Maybe, I will go there occasionally.
The name should be short to look good: I want to go!Free cats are not for nothing! QQ
I was very happy to skin it: Aunt Yang is a good person, such a person deserves to live a long life.
Although many people in the comment area said they would go, Jiang Chen didn't have too much hope.After all, they are a group of young children, and what they said may be forgotten in a second.
But what I didn't expect was that two days later, Aunt Yang called to thank him, saying that many people came to help her as volunteers, and they all said that Jiang Chen introduced him.Some people intentionally or unintentionally asked her about Jiang Chen's news.
"Then you didn't tell them?" Jiang Chen asked with a smile.
"Of course not, I just told them that I don't know very well."
After chatting for a while, Jiang Chen realized that two of the four kittens that were just born before had already been booked out, and the adopters were all two young girls with good conditions.Just wait until the kitten is a little older before taking it away.
Jiang Chen was very happy. If this continues, he should be able to help Aunt Yang solve her increasing burden.
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Chen started preparing for the first live broadcast after two consecutive days off.When I don't have time to rest, I always dream about resting, and it's just like that when I really rest.It is more idle than resting.
【I miss you all~~~】
Jiang Chen chose a disgusting title.
As soon as the broadcast started, the audience was extremely cooperative——
Number one black fan: [I want to kill you too~]
Chen'e: [Ma Ma misses you to death. TAT]
……
"Be more reserved." Jiang Chen couldn't even close his mouth with a smile, "Those who don't know would think they encountered some kind of evil/religion scene."
The best Chenchen: 【He obviously likes it very much in his heart, but he yells that he doesn't want it. 】
The guy with natural curly hair: [You must be too arrogant. 】
There are trees in the mountains and trees in the trees: [I have been off for two days in a row, and I want benefits! 】
Don’t worry if your hand slips: [Welfare +1]
Compassionate Clothes: [Welfare +10086]
Feminist: [Welfare + ID number]
"Welfare." Jiang Chen was a little embarrassed, thought for a while and said, "Let me record a bedtime story for you."
The number one black fan: [Please excuse my refusal. 】
Great Demon King: [What are some good bedtime stories? If you want to listen to them, listen to the most exciting ones. 】
I'm just a single dog: [Second proposal, not only the most exciting, but also the most hb, so as to satisfy my empty heart after not watching the live broadcast for two days. 】
Jiang Chen: You are all dogs, right?
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
As soon as they saw the room manager come out to control the field, some fans knew that they had made a mistake. After all, Jiang Chen had been banned by his old club with the reason of shaming, so they changed the topic one after another.
Chen Chen's Chief Wife: [Nian Gao, who hasn't seen her for a long time, finally got roughed up in a small dark room~]
The strong little rice cake: [Don't say it! QAQ]
The best Chenchen: [The booming fire is in a trance...]
Most of the short stories that Jiang Chen saved are a bit long, not suitable for reading now.I searched the Internet and found a short story about a little crow looking for water to drink.
[The little crow drinks water:
The little crow was thirsty and flew around but couldn't find a source of water.When I was in a hurry, I passed a courtyard.There was a large water tank inside, and it stuck its head in, but its mouth still couldn't reach the water.At this time, it remembered the story of a senior crow holding stones for water.So it began to throw stones into the water tank again and again.The water level of the water tank rose little by little, and the little crow became more and more energetic.Finally, one afternoon, the little crow thought that he would be able to drink water after the last pebble in his mouth.At this moment, the little crow heard a cry! "Sima Guang, help!! Xiao Ming fell into the tank!" (Remarks: Check here on the post bar, slightly modified.)]
Seeing the ending, Jiang Chen felt that this mouthful of tainted milk was particularly unique, so he decided to be you.
After adjusting the position of the microphone, Jiang Chen pressed the recording button.The big green leaf live broadcast also supports video submissions, but he has never done it seriously, he is lazy.
Mengbao likes Chenchen very much: [? ? ? 】
Number one black fan: [What the hell?Are you sure it's a bedtime story? 】
Stubborn little rice cake: [I seem to have heard a fake bedtime story. 】
Jiang Chen, "I said yes, do you have any opinions?"
The best Chenchen: [No objection, whatever you say is what you say, you are the fattest! 】
The number one black fan: [Come on, you are the fattest! 】
"Nonsense, of course I know I'm great." Jiang Chen swelled up.
The number one black fan: [Forget it, you are not good at all. 】
Don't go to bed early: [I have never seen such a brazen person. 】
I'm super cute: [What anchor is this?What about reading texts? 】
Beef Brisket Vermicelli and Duck Head: [Is the threshold for being an anchor so low now?I think I can too. 】
My dear baby: [Who will let people have brains/fans to pay for it. 】
Big blame the general: [You can do it if you want, what are you bbing in other people's live broadcast room? 】
The mentality collapsed: [Yes, yes, everything you say is right.See what you can do. 】
Beef Brisket Vermicelli and Duck Head: [A group of brains/residual fans, what are you proud of? It’s not that your master used some bad tricks to curry favor with local tyrants. 】
The number one black fan: [Yo~ Then may I ask which dog you belong to, I'm envious and jealous. 】
Don't wear fat times at home: [Start swearing without saying a word, no quality. 】
Li Liyuan Shangcao: [The fans are so unqualified, the anchor probably won't be much better, so he canceled it. 】
The number one black fan: [My God, such a glassy heart is your troll. 】
[Beef Brisket Vermicelli with Duck Head] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
【Don't wear fat times at home】has been banned by the housekeeper【Strong Little Rice Cake】for a week.
[My dear baby] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
[Number One Black Fan] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for 2 minutes.
……
I'm super cute: [Sure enough, it's different if you can lick, you won't be silenced, right? 】
[I'm super cute] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
The number one black fan: [Be nice. 】
Chen'e: [Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, goblins and ghosts. 】
The best Chenchen: 【Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, go away. 】
Chenchen's chief wife: [Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, goblins and ghosts. 】
……
Jiang Chen couldn't stare at the screen all the time, and the previous news was too fast.When he looked at it again, the screen was full of prosperity, enlightenment, civilization, harmony...etc.
Pulled up a little, a bunch of forbidden words.If you think about it with your butt, you know that there is a troll coming to bring the rhythm.
"I have always trusted rice cakes, especially in terms of hand speed." Jiang Chen's words turned crooked as he spoke.
The strong little rice cake: [Maternal solo is not kidding with you. 】
Nine out of ten days in his live broadcast room, trolls can be seen, and the other day is off.So Jiang Chen didn't take this matter to heart, he just thought that the trolls were just going through the motions.
Early the next morning, a marketing account posted several photos of people with mosaic faces.Judging from the angle, it should be a candid shot. There are two men in the photo, one of them has a stronger figure, and he looks like a very lucky person.The other was thinner, wearing a floral shirt and leggings.It's okay if it's just like this, but their background is a five-star hotel, and the two of them hooked their shoulders and prepared to go in, and it seemed that they were about to open the rhythm of the room.
But this marketing account @江晨 can't be so handsome, and the accompanying text also said: Is two days' rest enough?Or is it said that it has been battle-tested for a long time, and it is not a problem to play with Uncle Xu?
These words are disgusting enough, it is obvious that the two days off that Jiang Chen took before was actually going out to have a date with the number one in his family.
The popularity of this Weibo was refreshed for a while, and by the time Jiang Chen officially saw the comment section, he had already gone through several rounds of scolding.
Originally, Jiang Chen's fans still trusted him very much, they once defended him and resolutely did not allow other people to frame him.The turning point came after Jiang Chen's Chaochao host posted a blog post announcing that he was going to be a follower, and that he would no longer follow him.With the rhythm of the navy and the passers-by gradually starting to leave, Jiang Chen's fans couldn't resist at all.
And they have no way to refute as confidently as before.The host who lost the fan was a 5-year-old fan. They really couldn't figure out why this happened. Could it be that what the marketing account said was true.
This also caused Jiang Chen's comment area to be full of scolding, some scolding nicely said that he disregarded dignity for the sake of being popular, and harsh scolding directly greeted him up to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.
Since Yu Wenxing and Qu Yang had seen him before, they naturally knew that he was not in the photo.But Jiang Chen had never released a photo, which also led to the fact that they were completely unbelievable when they spoke for him, and they were even stigmatized all over.
Jiang Chen zoomed in on the photo, looked left, right, up and down, he really couldn't see any resemblance to him at all.Like this low-level lie that will be exposed as soon as he turns on the camera, the person who spread the rumor is probably not a fool.
It's just that there is one thing he doesn't understand. His fans will post blogs saying that they want their fans to turn around.
I wanted to send her a private message, but it turned out that she was blocked by the other party.Jiang Chen sighed, this year's fans were more stubborn than each other.
At this moment, Brother Chen called, Jiang Chen picked it up unhurriedly, and said leisurely on the other side: "What kind of god have you offended again, the other party wants to mess with you like this."
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes when he heard the words, "I go to work conscientiously every day and leave work on time. I didn't even join the anchor signing group, who can I offend."
"Okay, don't respond to this matter for the time being, and don't read comments after Weibo is closed. No matter how hard they scold you now, the slap in the face will hurt as much later."
"Understood." Jiang Chen answered and hung up the phone, and obediently uninstalled Weibo.
Otherwise, he was very afraid that he couldn't help but get angry with others after reading the comments.
After all, don't waste such a good heat.He seems to have seen himself promoted to the pinnacle of life with a raise in salary, and finally marrying a rich and handsome future.
Just after uninstalling Weibo, Jiang Chen received two unread messages from the uncle.
Uncle: [Picture] You?
Jiang Chen: It's not me.
Jiang Chen: Hurry up and withdraw, hot eyes.
【Uncle withdraws a message】
Uncle: It should be that someone deliberately blackmailed you. I have sent someone to investigate, so you don't have to worry.
Uncle: Don't be too moved, after all, I have a part in this matter.
Jiang Chen: This fat man is you? ?
uncle:……
Uncle: Get out! ^v^
Tired all day, Jiang Chen took a shower and lay down on the bed early.Opened the phone photo album, edited a few cat photos I took before and posted a Weibo.
At least do something within his power.
Girls love fluffy animals, especially cats.Sure enough, after a while, his comment area was filled with a group of cat-addicted girls, who crazily praised the cuteness of the cats.
There were also some different voices, asking him why he kept the cats in cages, and the environment was so bad and cruel.
Jiang Chen: emmmmm
Where did the little angel come from, pull me out to shit.
In order not to misunderstand more people, he retweeted the original blog to explain, and also gave a brief explanation of Aunt Yang's situation, hoping to help some friends who want to adopt a cat to adopt instead of buying.
Justin is super cute: Wow, I'm so close, can I meet Chenchen when I become a volunteer?
Super cute reply to justin: Maybe, I will go there occasionally.
The name should be short to look good: I want to go!Free cats are not for nothing! QQ
I was very happy to skin it: Aunt Yang is a good person, such a person deserves to live a long life.
Although many people in the comment area said they would go, Jiang Chen didn't have too much hope.After all, they are a group of young children, and what they said may be forgotten in a second.
But what I didn't expect was that two days later, Aunt Yang called to thank him, saying that many people came to help her as volunteers, and they all said that Jiang Chen introduced him.Some people intentionally or unintentionally asked her about Jiang Chen's news.
"Then you didn't tell them?" Jiang Chen asked with a smile.
"Of course not, I just told them that I don't know very well."
After chatting for a while, Jiang Chen realized that two of the four kittens that were just born before had already been booked out, and the adopters were all two young girls with good conditions.Just wait until the kitten is a little older before taking it away.
Jiang Chen was very happy. If this continues, he should be able to help Aunt Yang solve her increasing burden.
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Chen started preparing for the first live broadcast after two consecutive days off.When I don't have time to rest, I always dream about resting, and it's just like that when I really rest.It is more idle than resting.
【I miss you all~~~】
Jiang Chen chose a disgusting title.
As soon as the broadcast started, the audience was extremely cooperative——
Number one black fan: [I want to kill you too~]
Chen'e: [Ma Ma misses you to death. TAT]
……
"Be more reserved." Jiang Chen couldn't even close his mouth with a smile, "Those who don't know would think they encountered some kind of evil/religion scene."
The best Chenchen: 【He obviously likes it very much in his heart, but he yells that he doesn't want it. 】
The guy with natural curly hair: [You must be too arrogant. 】
There are trees in the mountains and trees in the trees: [I have been off for two days in a row, and I want benefits! 】
Don’t worry if your hand slips: [Welfare +1]
Compassionate Clothes: [Welfare +10086]
Feminist: [Welfare + ID number]
"Welfare." Jiang Chen was a little embarrassed, thought for a while and said, "Let me record a bedtime story for you."
The number one black fan: [Please excuse my refusal. 】
Great Demon King: [What are some good bedtime stories? If you want to listen to them, listen to the most exciting ones. 】
I'm just a single dog: [Second proposal, not only the most exciting, but also the most hb, so as to satisfy my empty heart after not watching the live broadcast for two days. 】
Jiang Chen: You are all dogs, right?
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
Strong little rice cake: [Treasure the live broadcast room, start with me~]
As soon as they saw the room manager come out to control the field, some fans knew that they had made a mistake. After all, Jiang Chen had been banned by his old club with the reason of shaming, so they changed the topic one after another.
Chen Chen's Chief Wife: [Nian Gao, who hasn't seen her for a long time, finally got roughed up in a small dark room~]
The strong little rice cake: [Don't say it! QAQ]
The best Chenchen: [The booming fire is in a trance...]
Most of the short stories that Jiang Chen saved are a bit long, not suitable for reading now.I searched the Internet and found a short story about a little crow looking for water to drink.
[The little crow drinks water:
The little crow was thirsty and flew around but couldn't find a source of water.When I was in a hurry, I passed a courtyard.There was a large water tank inside, and it stuck its head in, but its mouth still couldn't reach the water.At this time, it remembered the story of a senior crow holding stones for water.So it began to throw stones into the water tank again and again.The water level of the water tank rose little by little, and the little crow became more and more energetic.Finally, one afternoon, the little crow thought that he would be able to drink water after the last pebble in his mouth.At this moment, the little crow heard a cry! "Sima Guang, help!! Xiao Ming fell into the tank!" (Remarks: Check here on the post bar, slightly modified.)]
Seeing the ending, Jiang Chen felt that this mouthful of tainted milk was particularly unique, so he decided to be you.
After adjusting the position of the microphone, Jiang Chen pressed the recording button.The big green leaf live broadcast also supports video submissions, but he has never done it seriously, he is lazy.
Mengbao likes Chenchen very much: [? ? ? 】
Number one black fan: [What the hell?Are you sure it's a bedtime story? 】
Stubborn little rice cake: [I seem to have heard a fake bedtime story. 】
Jiang Chen, "I said yes, do you have any opinions?"
The best Chenchen: [No objection, whatever you say is what you say, you are the fattest! 】
The number one black fan: [Come on, you are the fattest! 】
"Nonsense, of course I know I'm great." Jiang Chen swelled up.
The number one black fan: [Forget it, you are not good at all. 】
Don't go to bed early: [I have never seen such a brazen person. 】
I'm super cute: [What anchor is this?What about reading texts? 】
Beef Brisket Vermicelli and Duck Head: [Is the threshold for being an anchor so low now?I think I can too. 】
My dear baby: [Who will let people have brains/fans to pay for it. 】
Big blame the general: [You can do it if you want, what are you bbing in other people's live broadcast room? 】
The mentality collapsed: [Yes, yes, everything you say is right.See what you can do. 】
Beef Brisket Vermicelli and Duck Head: [A group of brains/residual fans, what are you proud of? It’s not that your master used some bad tricks to curry favor with local tyrants. 】
The number one black fan: [Yo~ Then may I ask which dog you belong to, I'm envious and jealous. 】
Don't wear fat times at home: [Start swearing without saying a word, no quality. 】
Li Liyuan Shangcao: [The fans are so unqualified, the anchor probably won't be much better, so he canceled it. 】
The number one black fan: [My God, such a glassy heart is your troll. 】
[Beef Brisket Vermicelli with Duck Head] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
【Don't wear fat times at home】has been banned by the housekeeper【Strong Little Rice Cake】for a week.
[My dear baby] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
[Number One Black Fan] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for 2 minutes.
……
I'm super cute: [Sure enough, it's different if you can lick, you won't be silenced, right? 】
[I'm super cute] has been banned by the housekeeper [Strong Little Rice Cake] for a week.
The number one black fan: [Be nice. 】
Chen'e: [Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, goblins and ghosts. 】
The best Chenchen: 【Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, go away. 】
Chenchen's chief wife: [Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness, goblins and ghosts. 】
……
Jiang Chen couldn't stare at the screen all the time, and the previous news was too fast.When he looked at it again, the screen was full of prosperity, enlightenment, civilization, harmony...etc.
Pulled up a little, a bunch of forbidden words.If you think about it with your butt, you know that there is a troll coming to bring the rhythm.
"I have always trusted rice cakes, especially in terms of hand speed." Jiang Chen's words turned crooked as he spoke.
The strong little rice cake: [Maternal solo is not kidding with you. 】
Nine out of ten days in his live broadcast room, trolls can be seen, and the other day is off.So Jiang Chen didn't take this matter to heart, he just thought that the trolls were just going through the motions.
Early the next morning, a marketing account posted several photos of people with mosaic faces.Judging from the angle, it should be a candid shot. There are two men in the photo, one of them has a stronger figure, and he looks like a very lucky person.The other was thinner, wearing a floral shirt and leggings.It's okay if it's just like this, but their background is a five-star hotel, and the two of them hooked their shoulders and prepared to go in, and it seemed that they were about to open the rhythm of the room.
But this marketing account @江晨 can't be so handsome, and the accompanying text also said: Is two days' rest enough?Or is it said that it has been battle-tested for a long time, and it is not a problem to play with Uncle Xu?
These words are disgusting enough, it is obvious that the two days off that Jiang Chen took before was actually going out to have a date with the number one in his family.
The popularity of this Weibo was refreshed for a while, and by the time Jiang Chen officially saw the comment section, he had already gone through several rounds of scolding.
Originally, Jiang Chen's fans still trusted him very much, they once defended him and resolutely did not allow other people to frame him.The turning point came after Jiang Chen's Chaochao host posted a blog post announcing that he was going to be a follower, and that he would no longer follow him.With the rhythm of the navy and the passers-by gradually starting to leave, Jiang Chen's fans couldn't resist at all.
And they have no way to refute as confidently as before.The host who lost the fan was a 5-year-old fan. They really couldn't figure out why this happened. Could it be that what the marketing account said was true.
This also caused Jiang Chen's comment area to be full of scolding, some scolding nicely said that he disregarded dignity for the sake of being popular, and harsh scolding directly greeted him up to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.
Since Yu Wenxing and Qu Yang had seen him before, they naturally knew that he was not in the photo.But Jiang Chen had never released a photo, which also led to the fact that they were completely unbelievable when they spoke for him, and they were even stigmatized all over.
Jiang Chen zoomed in on the photo, looked left, right, up and down, he really couldn't see any resemblance to him at all.Like this low-level lie that will be exposed as soon as he turns on the camera, the person who spread the rumor is probably not a fool.
It's just that there is one thing he doesn't understand. His fans will post blogs saying that they want their fans to turn around.
I wanted to send her a private message, but it turned out that she was blocked by the other party.Jiang Chen sighed, this year's fans were more stubborn than each other.
At this moment, Brother Chen called, Jiang Chen picked it up unhurriedly, and said leisurely on the other side: "What kind of god have you offended again, the other party wants to mess with you like this."
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes when he heard the words, "I go to work conscientiously every day and leave work on time. I didn't even join the anchor signing group, who can I offend."
"Okay, don't respond to this matter for the time being, and don't read comments after Weibo is closed. No matter how hard they scold you now, the slap in the face will hurt as much later."
"Understood." Jiang Chen answered and hung up the phone, and obediently uninstalled Weibo.
Otherwise, he was very afraid that he couldn't help but get angry with others after reading the comments.
After all, don't waste such a good heat.He seems to have seen himself promoted to the pinnacle of life with a raise in salary, and finally marrying a rich and handsome future.
Just after uninstalling Weibo, Jiang Chen received two unread messages from the uncle.
Uncle: [Picture] You?
Jiang Chen: It's not me.
Jiang Chen: Hurry up and withdraw, hot eyes.
【Uncle withdraws a message】
Uncle: It should be that someone deliberately blackmailed you. I have sent someone to investigate, so you don't have to worry.
Uncle: Don't be too moved, after all, I have a part in this matter.
Jiang Chen: This fat man is you? ?
uncle:……
Uncle: Get out! ^v^
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