you are not straight at all

Jiang Cheng walked in front pushing the cart, and Xu Fei followed behind.

The trolley has been piled up with some commonly used toiletries and puffed food, and Feizhai Happy Water is even more essential.

"See what's missing, otherwise we'll go back." Jiang Chen threw a few packs of snacks into the cart as he spoke.

Coming out of the supermarket, the two of them were carrying two stuffed oversized shopping bags, one on the left and the other on the right.One can imagine how much he bought.Xu Fei disliked him for walking too slowly, and insisted on snatching a bag from him.Jiang Chen was stubborn, and handed the one he thought was lighter to Xu Fei.

"Now you know who is the one who really treats you well. I can carry the bag for you, can Xiao Qi help him?" Xu Fei really didn't miss any chance to diss Xiao Qi.

People who didn't know thought he helped to do something important.

After arriving home, both of them were sweating profusely. Jiang Chen arranged all the toiletries and asked Xu Fei to take a shower first.

"Don't forget to put on your clothes when you come out." Jiang Chen smoothly closed the bathroom door for him, "I don't want to see someone running wild in my house."

Xu Fei had the cheek to try to make connections, "Everyone is a man, why bother to see others like this. Do you think so?"

"Damn." Jiang Chen spat, "I'm not the same as you, you straight man."

Xu Fei, "You are discriminating against sexual orientation!"

"Can't you? I hate you straight men who exude charm indiscriminately."

Can this still be said to be unacceptable?Xu Fei hid in the bathroom and snickered before it was too late.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, it suddenly began to rain outside, and it showed no sign of stopping.The plan to go out was put on hold.While waiting for the takeaway, Jiang Chen and Xu Fei spread out on the sofa, one on the left and the other on the right, and the variety show of Jiang Chen's male god was playing on the TV.

As a qualified fan boy, Jiang Chen's task is to give the male god Amway to every friend around him.

"Do you know how hard he works? He has a high fever of 39 degrees and still insists on filming, soaking in cold water in winter, and wrapping himself in a cotton jacket in summer..."

"I don't know, I don't understand, I don't want to hear." Xu Fei refused three times.

"Go away." Hearing this, Jiang Chen kicked over.

Just when the doorbell rang, it should be the takeaway.Xu Fei hid aside, "I'll go and open the door."

When he came back with the takeaway, he saw Jiang Chen smiling softly at the phone.

Alarm bells rang out in his heart, and Xu Fei leaned over to take a peek.After being discovered by Jiang Chen, he directly turned over the phone screen and covered his body, the intention of refusing was very obvious.

"Did that bastard Xiao Qi come looking for you?" Xu Fei stared at the phone in Jiang Chen's hand, wishing to see a hole.

Jiang Chen held back his laughter, turned over and sat up, making sure Xu Fei couldn't see his expression, "You think too much."

Xu Fei asked, "How dare you say you don't like Xiao Qi?"

It was so hard to hold back the laughter, Jiang Chen covered his face with his hands tightly, determined not to laugh out loud.

Regardless of Jiang Chen's answer or not, Xu Fei has already prepared Xiao Qi's black history from childhood to adulthood to be exposed, and he is determined to strangle the bud of this love in the cradle.

"Xiao Qi was tied up by all the boys in the class to fiddle with penis because he stole a kiss from the classmate at the age of three. At the age of 6, he still had a runny nose. At the age of 8, his mother chased him half the street with a broom while picking out bird eggs. At the age of 12, he still wet the bed. Do you still have illusions about him knowing this?"

If the timing wasn't right now, would Jiang Chen really want to confirm with Xiao Qi that they are really good brothers?Why do black people keep doing one thing after another.

After sorting out his mood, Jiang Chen raised his head, "How do you know this, don't you not know him?"

"I don't know him." Xu Fei's eyes wandered, "But I have a friend who is his neighbor, just ask him."

"Why are you so concerned about this matter?" Jiang Chen looked at him and asked suspiciously: "Could it be that you like..."

"Don't think about it too much, I only dragged you as a friend." Seemingly afraid of being exposed, Xu Fei quickly interrupted, "You just need to know my good intentions."

Jiang Chen said with a smile, "If I didn't know that you are a straight man, I would have fallen in love with you."

Xu Fei, "..."

Really ballball you, stop treating me as a straight man.

After dinner, Jiang Chen consciously cleaned up the tragedy, Xu Fei was almost half useless, ran to the sofa and spread it out again.

"I'm going to broadcast live later, will you be bored by yourself?"

"Yes!" Xu Fei answered firmly.

So Jiang Chen turned into a game anchor, and played a double row with Xu Fei on the live broadcast.

Blowing up the male god: [Where's the face? ? ? 】

The best Chenchen: [As long as you show your face, everything is easy to talk about. 】

"My uncle is next to me, so I can't turn on the camera." This reason is full marks.

The number one black fan: [As far as I know, you did the live broadcast in your bedroom, right? ? ? 】

Finally someone grasped the key point of the matter.

Ye Zi, who was visiting everywhere: [So the two of you are already living together? 】

Your little ancestor went online: [My God, there is so much information. 】

Jiang Chen, "Don't talk nonsense, we just made a clean face."

Number one black fan: [There is no silver 300 taels here. 】

Little milk cat 001: [Ask if the uncle is handsome, I am a fan girl! 】

"Not handsome, but a super wretched fat man."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Fei stretched out his hand to cover the rumor-mongering mouth and tickled him, "Let's see if you still dare to talk nonsense."

"Ugh~" Unable to speak, Jiang Chen could only shake his head.The eyes are also sincere like never before.

"Then am I handsome?"

Jiang Chen nodded frantically, "Yeah!"

Super cute little rice cake: [My God, what a terrible sound. 】

Blowing up the male god: [Eating candy silently, it's so sweet. 】

"stomachache."

Having had enough trouble, Jiang Chen clutched his stomach and couldn't straighten his waist, finally knew that the word laughing to the core really existed, and it was definitely not just made up.

"I'll rub it for you." After saying that, Xu Fei started to work.

I wanted to refuse at first, but after Xu Fei rubbed it, I really felt much more comfortable.Finally recovering, Jiang Chen opened his hand, "It's fine."

Super cute little rice cake: [Oh, man. 】

The number one black fan: [Pull dick ruthless, scumbag. 】

Jiang Chen, "You group of black fans, sooner or later you will be silenced."

The author has something to say: Jiang Chen: You bastard, cover your ass, kiss me on my lips now!

Inside, there is a sentence that I don’t know whether to say or not to say——

I owed the update due to my ability, and I didn't have to pay it back. 【reserved】