you are not straight at all

Because of Ms. Jiang Chen's indecent behavior, Xu Fei suffered greatly.As the time for the live broadcast drew closer, they were still struggling with wigs.

"Can you do it?" Jiang Chen questioned.

If you are a man, you can't say no.

Finally, after some wits and wits with the wig, he finally succeeded in conquering it.

"How is it?" Jiang Chen pushed one side of his hair behind his ear, and was very satisfied to see that Xu Fei was obviously stunned for a moment.

"Don't flirt." Xu Fei put down the lock of hair again, "The sideburns are all exposed!"

Jiang Chen was anxious, and rolled his eyes fiercely at him, "Is this the point?"

"Don't roll your eyes, don't swear, and always remember that you are a lady now." Xu Fei can be said to be super strict.

Jiang Chen: "I am your father."

Xu Fei: "You are my ancestor."

Jiang Chen who was being tamed silently closed his mouth, allowing Xu Fei to paint and paint on his face.

Xu Fei skillfully took some lipstick with his fingertips, and dabbed it on Jiang Chen's thin lips.

It was nothing at all, if it wasn't for the finger staying on his lips for too long.

"Hiss~" Xu Fei withdrew his hand violently, "Why did you bite me?"

Jiang Chen, "You rubbed your mouth almost numb, why did you say I bit you?"

Xu Fei, "Just rely on your good looks to bully me."

"I knew it." Jiang Chen snorted and laughed, "You really plotted against me."

"Heh, man." With disgust in his eyes, Xu Fei pointed to Jiang Chen's feet that were placed on his thighs, "Hurry up and pick your feet back down for me after you finish picking."

"Ahem." Jiang Chen obediently put his feet back and sat down.

Finally, Xu Fei threw the thing in his hand, "It's over."

Jiang Chen: "Bring me a mirror."

"You don't believe me!" Xu Fei was very hurt.

"Stop talking nonsense." Jiang Chen said as he was about to stand up and grab him.

Xu Fei quickly agreed, "Here you are."

Jiang Chen held up the mirror and looked left and right, up and down, no matter how he looked, he felt that the little goblin came from somewhere, "This makeup is too thick."

"It's so beautiful." Xu Fei was not convinced, "I turned this makeup into a video that ranked first in terms of the number of views on the website."

"This blush is so heavily slapped, it looks like a monkey's butt." No matter how Jiang Chen looked at it, he felt that the person in the mirror was too strange, and he was extremely disgusted, "There are also these bits and pieces, what, it wasn't evenly applied at all. .”

Xu Fei: "This is called sunburn and freckle makeup, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

Jiang Chen raised his bangs, "Crayon Shin-chan's eyebrows are thinner than this."

Xu Fei: "Anyway, with bangs blocking it, it doesn't matter if things like eyebrows melt or not."

Jiang Chen: "Since it doesn't matter whether you melt it or not, why do you still want to melt it. Isn't this a waste of time?"

Xu Fei: "Why is it a waste of time, can't I practice my hands?"

No matter what Jiang Chen said, Xu Fei had a great explanation waiting for him.In the end, Jiang Chen took advantage of people not paying attention, and slightly licked off the color on someone.

Sure enough, it was much more comfortable.

After making enough preparations, Jiang Chen pressed the start button.Xu Fei went back to his room. After all, there were other people in the room, so Xu Fei was afraid of affecting Jiang Chen.

Number one black fan: [Beauty who are you? 】

The most handsome pig in the world: [Fuck, you are a fairy! 】

Super cute rice cake presents deep water torpedo × 10

Women's clothing is my favorite. Free deep-water fish × 5

Kidney will give you a deep water torpedo × 10

My uncle is the best in the world as a gift of deep-water torpedoes × 20

If he himself looked in the mirror, he might be more or less able to see that he was a man disguised as a woman, although his Adam's apple was blocked by a necklace.But after the beauty effect of the lens, if you don't speak, it is a beautiful landscape among the big green leaves.

Jiang Chen: "Do I look good?"

Materials that can be made: [Good-looking is really good-looking, just don't open your mouth. 】

Xiao Miao doesn't like to laugh: [My own people, don't open your mouth. 】

Blowing up the goddess: [The fairy is a fairy. 】

Saigao with two ponytails: [As a woman, I feel ashamed. 】

But these are nothing to Jiang Chen, after all, even if he doesn't use a voice changer, as long as he presses his voice slightly, most people won't be able to hear the difference.

The best Chenchen: [excellent. 】

"Not to mention, I'm really good-looking." Xu Fei didn't let him brush his hair, Jiang Chen could only hold his face up, picked up the mirror and admired himself.

In the midst of his busy schedule, he took time out to wink at the camera.

The number one black fan: [Before women's clothing: You give up, it's impossible to wear women's clothing, and it's impossible to wear women's clothing in this life.

After women's clothing: Oh, I'm so good-looking. 】

Super cute rice cake: [crazily calling Chen Goose, ahhhhhh]

Jiang Chen turned on the voice changer, and picked a perfect gentle female voice for himself, "What do you think of this voice, can you tell it's a man's voice?"

Materials that can be made: [This is a man, then I will not live. 】

The aroma of grilled fish: [I'm already salty. 】

Jiang Chen: "Big Green Leaf's No. [-] Cutest Female Anchor online to trick elementary school chicks to find out."

It was the first time for Jiang Chen to play this mode, but he felt like a veteran.

The first one to successfully mic was a little brother, who didn't show his face, only his neck and hands were missing.

Jiang Chen: "Little brother, hello."

Elementary School Chicken No. [-]: "Miss Sister, you are also good."

Jiang Chen: "Wow, your voice is so nice, is it live singing?"

Elementary School Chicken No. [-]: "It's just singing casually, is there anything you want to hear?"

Jiang Chen: "As long as you sing, everyone will like it."

The aroma of grilled fish: [I feel sorry for the little brother on the other side, but why do I want to laugh so much hahahahaha]

Material that can be made: [I'm afraid that after the little brother knows the truth, he won't trust girls anymore. 】

After one song was sung, Jiang Chen crazily cheered, "It sounds so good, I really like it."

Elementary School Chicken No. [-]: "As long as you like it, I like you too."

Blowing Goddess: [Oh Huo, this little brother Tianxiu. 】

Jiang Chen: "What do you like about me?"

Elementary School Chicken No. [-]: "Because everyone likes a good-looking young lady~"

Jiang Chen, "But he is a boy."

The author has something to say: look forward to the performance of the uncle in the next chapter

With such a good atmosphere, why can't I write about the feeling that the firewood is about to explode? ? ?

Sure enough, I'm only good at making jokes.