you are not straight at all

Xu Fei: If you disagree, I still like Xiao Qi! !

Jiang Chen: How did you deduce this?

Xu Fei: You otaku eat and sleep every day.The only way to get in touch with outsiders is to play games and live broadcast.You don't like me, are you planning to die alone?

Jiang Chen: ? ? ?

Jiang Chen: You vicious man, you actually cursed me like that.

Xu Fei: This is not a curse, but a statement of facts.

Jiang Chen: Take your stinky money and leave it to me.Get out now! !

Xu Fei paused for a while, but those who eat melons on the Internet will not let go of such good material.All of a sudden, all kinds of videos and jokes about the two of them playing together became more and more endless.What's more, someone edited what he said before into the conversation with Xu Fei. The most annoying thing is that they even matched their mouth shapes.

"...You can't imagine how much I like you now." - Xu Fei

"Fool, I like you too." ——Jiang Chen

At seven o'clock in the evening, women's clothing fans occupied the entire live broadcast room and went crazy.Find women's clothing with rhythm.

"Whoever swipes the screen again will directly fork out." Jiang Chen was already a little unhappy.

Those people thought that Jiang Chen was joking, but they didn't realize that something was wrong until they found out that they had been banned for a week.

serious.

The real fans changed the subject one after another, but those rhythmic sailors became even more powerful.

Jiang Chen was so upset that he swallowed back the swear words that had reached his lips.

But what Jiang Chen didn't know was that not only his live broadcast room had sailors leading the rhythm.Xiao Qi's live broadcast room also mixed with a lot of sailors who followed his rhythm.

The only intersection between them seems to be a few words at the dinner together, and then the two played a few games together.Oh, and bring a mop bottle.

However, common sense cannot be used to speculate on the minds of netizens.He knew this time when the barrage was constantly brushing Xiao Qi's ward rounds.

Jiang Chen opened WeChat and sent him a question mark, and Xiao Qi directly made a call.

At the beginning, which pot was left open and which pot was lifted, Xiao Qi: "I heard that you did a live broadcast of women's clothing last night, it's a pity."

Jiang Chen: "What a pity?"

Xiao Qi: "It's a pity that I wasn't there. By the way, when are you going to come again? I will definitely join in!"

Get out now!Jiang Chen said something silently in his heart.Still smiling on the surface, "Why wait for the next time, isn't this a good opportunity."

Xiao Qi: "Huh?"

Jiang Chen: "Ten deep waters are enough, and you don't need to brush too much."

Xiao Qi: "Not much, not much. But I would like to ask, how much is ten deep water?"

Jiang Chen: "It's only 1000 yuan, not much."

"Haha, it's really not much." Xiao Qi smiled, "But my Big Green Leaf account has no money, so I'll make it up for you next time."

Jiang Chen counted with his fingers, "WeChat, Zhifubao, and UnionPay can all be recharged directly, and the account will arrive immediately without delay. Find out."

Just when Xiao Qi was thinking about finding an excuse to leave, Xu Fei appeared and exposed him directly.

This uncle is number one in the world: [Don't think about how many gifts a strict wife can give, because you can't imagine how much money he has all over his body. 】

Xu Fei's big characters, unless Xiao Qi is lame, there is no such thing as invisible.

Xiao Qi: "You are naked jealousy, single! Forever!!"

"Tsk tsk tsk." Jiang Chen shook his head, looking like he was enjoying the show, "Look at the ugly faces of these two men, they are all big pig's hooves."

Blowing up the male god: [So when will the uncle hand in the wallet? 】

Uncle Ben is number one in the world: [You must have poked me in the sore spot, and started a personal attack. 】

Xiao Qi: "Strict wife control is much better than your mother's solo, envy me.】

come!Hurt each other!

Although the audience in the live broadcast room didn't believe that the rich, tall and handsome Xu Fei would be a mother's solo, this did not prevent them from watching the show, and laughed out loud.

In order to prevent Xiao Qi from saying something that might embarrass him in front of Jiang Chen.Xu Fei kept his mouth shut, and began to give gifts like crazy, which undoubtedly hurt Xiao Qi who usually had to calculate which brand to buy even when buying a pack of cigarettes.

Grandpa Ben is number one in the world: [As a good friend, let me consider these as gifts for Xiao Qi. 】

Live audience:

[The old man has never let us down. 】

[Uncle will always be your uncle. 】

"Then I'll thank you first." Who knew that Xiao Qi didn't feel ashamed, and even complacently said, "As expected of my good brother."

Xiao Qi's fans who found along the live broadcast room shouted shame upon hearing this.

Reverse scoring is the most deadly: [Hurry up and go home, it's really embarrassing. 】

【Aunt Xiao Qi】Present anchor【A Flower on the Great Wall】Deepwater Torpedo x5

Aunt Xiao Qi: [Our idiot anchor has caused trouble for everyone. 】

"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble." Jiang Chen had had enough of watching the show, "Thank you for the gifts everyone gave, thank you, thank you... it cost money."

Uncle Ben is number one in the world: [All my money is yours. 】

Blowing up the male god: [yoooo~]

Riding a pig to travel: [yooooooo~~]

"Oh, vulgar." Xiao Qi sneered, "Jiang Chen, are you playing games? I'll take you to the top."

Jiang Chen: "Okay!"

Uncle Ben is number one in the world: 【Me too! 】

The three of them formed a discussion group to connect with each other, and Xu Fei logged into the account of the former group cp in the name of Xiao Jiujiu in his heart.Although their relationship was dissolved, the couple nicknames are still there.

As soon as Jiang Chen went online, he habitually opened the friend ladder on the left, thinking to check his own ranking.Xu Fei jumped to the first place with the words "It's my little cutie".

Jiang Chen:! ! ! !

Although he quickly returned to the main page of the game, the audience in the live broadcast room were all talented people, not only could they see clearly, but someone even took screenshots, and arranged for Jiang Chen clearly.

Jiang Chen: "Things are not what you think, listen to my explanation!"

Number one black fan: [I don't want to hear your excuses, when will you get married? ? ? 】

The girl riding a three-wheeler: [I can't beat this candy!Leave a way out for single dogs. 】