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Since disclosing the relationship between the two of them, Jiang Chen discovered that Xu Fei was gradually turning into a dog.

It's not the little milk dog and little wolf dog that are popular now.Xu Fei is a real dog.

Because he couldn't bear his soft-heartedness last night, he agreed to go out on a date today, but this does not mean that he has to get up early in the morning to pack up for the date and go out with excitement.

Everyone is obviously already familiar with the relationship between sleeping in the same bed and farting boringly. It’s just going out, so there is no need for so much sense of ritual.

They only slept in the early hours of last night, why is Xu Fei still so energetic in the morning.

It's like there are a thousand bees buzzing and buzzing around my ears...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

In the end, Jiang Chen could only give up struggling, and let Xu Fei put the clothes on him.

"Hey? Why can't you put it on?" Xu Fei's subordinates couldn't help using a little more effort.

Jiang Chen pushed the person away, stretched out his hand and fumbled around, and found the problem, "You can't even put your head through the cuffs."

Xu Fei touched the back of his head, "I said, why does the size seem to be a bit wrong?"

Jiang Chen: "Are you a dog!"

Xu Fei: "Then you are a dog wife."

Already used to Xu Fei's thicker skin, after such an interruption, Jiang Chen no longer had the desire to go back to sleep.When he was urinating, Xu Fei rushed in, holding up a pair of boxer briefs with a q-version figure printed on it.

No matter how you look at it, that q-version villain looks familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere, but Jiang Chen can't remember it no matter how hard he tries.

Until Xu Fei poked his head out from behind, "Not only do you have to wear couple clothes, but you also have to wear underwear!"

Jiang Chen: "..."

Normal people print themselves on underwear? ? ?Jiang Chen cast a vague glance at Xu Fei's lower body, refusing to imagine any more.

Jiang Chen: "I refuse."

"Why!" Xu Fei couldn't believe it, as if he never thought about the possibility that Jiang Chen would refuse.

"Too childish." Jiang Chen pulled up his pants, ready to wash.

"I don't care, I don't care, you must wear it." Xu Fei started to pull Jiang Chen's pants as he said that, with an attitude of not giving up until he reached his goal.

"Are you a pervert?!!!"

It was already 9 o'clock when the two of them officially left the house.

"So why did you wake me up so early!" Jiang Chen still couldn't let go of getting up early.

Especially after leaving the community, Jiang Chen felt something was wrong no matter what.On the contrary, Xu Fei has always been enthusiastic.

Jiang Chen just took out his mobile phone to take a taxi, but was stopped by Xu Fei, "Since it's a date, of course we have to take the bus."

"Are you a primary school student?" Otherwise, he really couldn't think of any direct connection between dating and taking the bus.

While waiting for the bus, pedestrians coming and going could not help but focus on the two of them. After all, it is not common for two men to wear couple outfits.

But it's rare for Xu Fei to be so happy, so let's take it as coaxing him.

The bus finally arrived, and the two found a relatively rear seat and sat down.The sunlight was a bit dazzling, Jiang Chen pulled the curtain closed, and Xu Fei snatched his hand before he could put it down, interlocking his fingers.

Xu Fei: "This is called a date!"

"..." Jiang Chen really couldn't understand Xu Fei's brain circuit, so he could only remain silent.But seeing his stinky fart so much that he wished he could raise his chin to the sky, he must be very proud of himself.

Jiang Chen smiled towards the two girls who peeked at them from time to time, but this feeling is not bad.

When he got off the bus at the station, Xu Fei changed his hand-holding to shoulder-holding.Although Jiang Chen protested countless times, they were all dismissed by Xu Fei with various reasons.

So it's not wrong to say that Xu Fei is a dog.

Queuing up to check the tickets, Jiang Chen and Xu Fei were caught in the heat wave of the crowd, they finally reached the ticket gate and entered the inside of the playground amid pushing and shoving.

"So you should stay at home on such a hot day." Jiang Chen complained.

"It must be because of the weekend." Xu Fei: "I will choose a good time next time, please date me~"

Jiang Chen: "I want to eat ice cream, vanilla flavored."

Xu Fei: "I'm going to line up!"

Jiang Chen found a shady place to stay, Xu Fei lined up and came back after a while, took the ice cream in his hand and licked it, feeling like he was finally alive.

Xu Fei, who had just sat down beside him, had a young girl's Huaichun expression on his face, his eyes were glued to Jiang Chen's slightly sighing tongue and he couldn't move away, his mind had already started to dream.

"Bah." Jiang Chen returned a contemptuous look, "Disgusting."

"It's too much!" Xu Fei covered his chest in pain.

After eating the cones, the two came to the queue entrance of the roller coaster.On one side is a brightly written sign that hangs a roller coaster, and on the other side is a line of 5 rows of tourists.

Xu Fei stared at the thrilling track with bright eyes, raised his index finger and approached Jiang Chen, "Let's line up, let's play a round."

Jiang Chen: "Just one round!"

He is not particularly afraid of thrilling projects like roller coasters, and he has played them a few times before.Even if he was actually in the right row and sat in the seat, Jiang Chen was always calm.

It wasn't until Xu Fei asked him if he was afraid in a calm voice that Jiang Chen realized that this person was already trembling with fear.

The two looked at each other in silence, the staff had already started the second round of inspection, and there was no regret.

Jiang Chen patted Xu Fei's tightly clenched fist comfortingly, "Come on, it's over in a flash."

Xu Fei: "You are not allowed to laugh!"

Jiang Chen: "Puchi~"

With the sound of the staff having fun, the roller coaster started slowly.

Xu Fei: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Hahahahahahaha~" In return, Jiang Chen laughed mercilessly.

"Don't laugh ahhhhhh!!!"

The roller coaster slowly climbed to the top, then went down extremely fast, then turned sharply to the right, and finally rushed upwards without stopping, and the whole person was upside down.

They sat in the last row, because Xu Fei said that he would feel more secure this way.But it's actually the most thrilling location.

Jiang Chen was relatively calm from the beginning to the end, he even found time to look to the side halfway, and then saw a distorted face...

If I describe it in more detail, it would be so ugly that it would make him unable to get up in stone.

When it was finally over, Xu Fei staggered down from the chair with a look of spoiled expression, "Roller coasters are not scary at all."

Jiang Chen: "Yes, it's not scary at all."

The two found a seat and sat down. Xu Fei also slowly walked out of the shadow of the previous roller coaster and regained his vitality. "Go and play other things! Ferris wheel, merry-go-round, bumper cars..."

Xu Fei listed a lot of things they didn't plan to play at first, Jiang Chen really couldn't bear to interrupt, "Then let's go play bumper cars."

On the way, I just saw the rapids rushing down the roller coaster, splashing a large splash.

Jiang Chenos: It looks very cool.

Xu Feios: This doesn't seem so scary...

The two looked at each other and smiled, and obediently went to line up.

After changing into disposable raincoats, the queue this time was much faster than the previous suspension roller coaster, and it was their turn in about 10 minutes.According to what they negotiated during the queue, they sat in the third row, the middle position.

Obviously, when I saw it before, I felt that the slope of the track was not very steep, but when I actually sat on it, I realized that it was really steep.The sense of weightlessness is also strong.However, compared with the previous suspension roller coaster, this one is a little bit worth mentioning.

A huge splash of water splashed on the glass in the attic, and all of them fell on them as they passed through the ground.

Although his hair and clothes were all wet, Xu Fei's temperament was obviously high, and he stroked back all the hair scattered on his forehead, "Let's do it again."

Jiang Chen: "Agreed."

This time they chose the first row, which was more exciting than the latter.

After that, I played for the third time, and finally stopped thinking about continuing to play because I was a little hungry.

Although the clothes were a little wet, fortunately they were not wearing light-colored clothes today, so it wouldn't be obvious unless you looked carefully.In addition, the sun is relatively strong now, and it will gradually dry out in less than 10 minutes.To say that it is a meal is to eat a snack casually.Let's save dinner until we get home, it's game time.

Because there were many children in the bumper car, neither of them dared to hit hard, so they left after playing for a round.

I cleared the list of games I was going to play one by one. Except for Xu Fei throwing up once while playing the pirate ship, the rest of the time was still very good.

And finally the Ferris wheel——

It is said that when the Ferris wheel reaches its highest point, the kissing couple will keep going.

……

Taking the bus home is different from the anxiety I felt when I came here.

Jiang Chen & Xu Fei: Is it okay to have more dates next time?

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