Xianjun is sick and lacks a demon

Eight days later.

"Oh, hello...it hurts! It hurts! My ears hurt!" Yu Tou suddenly grabbed Feng Shu who had slept until the sun was up.

"Get up quickly!" Yu Tou roared angrily.

Feng Shu was completely sobered by the roar.But he was still very confused. In the past few days, he only slept and ate and drank, so he really didn't provoke Young Master Yu.He dared to swear to God, if he provoked Young Master Yu, he would never be able to eat meat in his life.

Feng Shu grabbed Yu Tou's hand that was pulling his ear and replied, "What's wrong! If you have something to say, speak up, don't move!"

Yu Tou was so angry that he was about to hit someone, and shouted: "What are you talking about? What else can I do? Thanks to the good things you gave! Now the eyebrows are gone! Auntie is about to fall out!"

"Oh my god! You came to me when someone disappeared? What did I do?" Feng Shu was furious. He and Yu Meier couldn't get along in eight lifetimes. Xingwan.

etc?Slimming pills...

Demon!

Feng Shu hurriedly got up from the bed, and asked earnestly, "Tell me carefully what's going on?"

Yu Fengfeng didn't make a single call, but seeing Feng Shu's dizzy front and serious expression behind him, it must have nothing to do with him.Then he sat down on the stool and said: "Listen to that, Mei'er found a magic medicine from you that day, and gradually lost weight within seven days after taking it, and her body was graceful and slender on the seventh day, which is really miraculous. But on the seventh day God, she went out happily and didn't let anyone follow her. Then she couldn't find it."

"Then why did you come to me if I couldn't find you! I didn't tie her up again." Feng Shu was also angry and funny. In the past few days, he only ate and slept, so he didn't have the spare time to tie Yu Meier.

Yu Tou rolled his eyes at him and said: "Before she left, she said that she would come to our house to thank you. She said that you don't want the bounty that the servant brought last time, but this time she came to deliver it in person, so you must accept it."

Feng Shu fell on the bed and shouted out his grievances: "Oh my god... so this shit pot was put on my head?"

"That's right. Now all the people from Xiaoyu's mansion have come to our mansion. My aunt is still crying in the lobby, pointing at you and asking for someone. My mother can't handle it either. She has spoiled my aunt since she was a child. Anyway, now you It's miserable."

"I'm really sleeping in the house, the disaster is from the sky!" Feng Shu fell on the bed and sighed.

Yu Tou grabbed him and said coldly, "Stop yelling, go to the lobby and see what they are going to do!"

Feng Shu Chuchu pitifully grabbed Yu Tou's arm and said, "Can I not go?" He blinked and blinked, "I'm so stupid..."

"No." Yu Tou looked at Feng Shu coldly and added, "You have to get out even if you have kidney deficiency today!"

After all, Yu Tou dragged Feng Shu, who was full of anger and cried that he was weak, all the way to the lobby.

As soon as he entered the lobby, Feng Shu didn't dare to call out anymore.I saw a round and beautiful woman crying on the table holding Mrs. Yu's hand, and Mrs. Yu kept comforting her softly.Don't think that this beautiful woman is Madam Yu's own sister Liu Zhi.Feng Shu had heard for a long time that Liu Xuan and Liu Zhi were one of the most beauties in Yanjing back then. The two had a very good relationship.The two became more intimate, and Yu Zhenye and Na Yukang also became sworn brothers. The business cooperation led to the current scene of "Yanjing is heavy on business, with more than ten shops and five, and two or three free points".

Feng Shu sighed: Yu Kang and Liu Zhi have only had one flesh and blood, Yu Meier, for many years. If they are lost, they will be appointed to rely on me.Who made her finally say that she was looking for herself?Moreover, the effect of the pill is so fast, ordinary people will be surprised when they see it.This is really wrong and there is no place to say it.If because of this matter, the two Yufus will become deadlocked, I'm afraid it will really be over!

Seeing that Feng Shu was brought by Yu Tou, Mrs. Yu hurriedly said to Liu Zhi: "Feng Shu is here, you can ask him carefully. Maybe he will be found."

Liu Zhi raised her head to see Feng Shu who looked innocent and cried, "Where did you get my sister?"

Feng Shu quickly waved his hand and said, "Madam, Miss Meier, I have seen her except for the day when she was given medicine, I really haven't seen her these days."

Liu Zhi became anxious after hearing this, and stepped forward to talk about Feng Shu: "Didn't see it? She happily said yesterday that she wanted to ask you to thank you. I thought it was weird at first, what kind of panacea can make people lose weight so quickly Come down? Now that I think about it, I'm afraid it was you who killed her!"

"Ma'am, I really don't. I've been in Yu Mansion for a while, and my character can be learned from the sun and the moon. At least Madam Yu and Young Master Yu can see that I'm definitely not such a harmful person!"

Yu Tou and Mrs. Yu naturally knew Fengshu's disposition, but this matter was really weird.Yu Tou originally thought that Feng Shu might play tricks on Meier and hide her.But no matter how boring Feng Shu is, he would never do such idle things.

Yu Tou helped and said, "Auntie, don't worry. Feng Shu has been with me for a while, and he usually enjoys it a little bit. But he will never do something that is Tibetan or harmful."

Madam Yu also said softly: "Sister, don't be too hasty to make a conclusion on this matter. Maybe Feng Shu gave the pills out of good intentions, but it can't be said that Feng Shu did it if his eyebrows disappeared. I have sent the mansion to People have gone to look for it, and I also ordered a search in our mansion. The government has also notified me, and I believe Mei'er will be found soon."

Liu Zhi sat down again with tears all over her face and cried: "Sister, my husband doesn't know about this, and if he knows, I don't know what will happen. It's all my fault, I don't take good care of my eyebrows on weekdays, and she doesn't know how to run away now." Where did you go... woo..."

Feng Shu was one head and two older. Seeing Liu Zhi crying so sadly, he couldn't help but said, "I am also responsible for losing Meier. After all, she lost it on the way to thank me. Now Feng Shu can't help it." I'll go find her, okay?"

Liu Zhi still looked suspiciously at Feng Shu, Feng Shu said again: "Madam, if you are worried about me running away, you can ask the young master to come with me. Is this possible?"

Liu Zhi felt relieved, Madam Yu said: "That's good. You two pay attention."

"Understood." Yu Tou replied and pulled Feng Shu out.

The two came outside the mansion.Yu Tou asked: "This Yanjing is so big, where can I find it?"

"Do you have anything from your cousin? Like a handkerchief?"

Yu Tou just wanted to say that there was a ghost, but when he wiped the white jade tassels on his waist, he remembered that Yu Meier made them for him when he was a child.I was too lazy to put it down all the time, so I took it out and said, "Is this okay?"

Feng Shu said with a smile: "On the surface, I hate my cousin so much that I'm going to die, but the gifts from this family are always with me!"

Yu Tou said, "Get lost! The key is to quickly find a way to find Meier."

"Yes yes yes. What Young Master Yu said is what it is." After Feng Shu finished speaking, he wanted to bite his finger again.

Yu Tou looked at the scars on his index finger, frowned and said, "Can't I not bite my finger?"

Feng Shu smiled slyly, "Yes!"

"what?"

"Besides blood, the fox demon has miraculous effects, and the fox's saliva also has miraculous effects."

Feng Shu smiled very strangely.Yu Tou was puzzled, "What is fragrant saliva?"

Feng Shu laughed loudly and said, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's right, you, uh, understand~"

Feng Shu is shy, exhales comfortably, and clasps his hands.Seeing this understanding, Yu Tou blushed angrily, slapped Feng Shu on the head and shouted, "Bite your finger!"

Feng Shu laughed and cried, "Hahaha... Didn't you still love me just now?"

"roll!!!"

Feng Shu hurriedly ran to one side, looking at Yu Tou, who was about to kill someone, on the other side.He was really happy in his heart, these days Yu Tou always treated him coldly, now finally he scolded him again like before.Hahahaha, that's funny.

etc?How could he, Ji Fengshu, be like the wind, and he was happy when others scolded him?This...masochism can also be contagious? ? ?

Feng Shu quickly shook his head, dismissing this "bad" thought.He bit his index finger and dripped blood on the ear.Chanting the guiding mantra, the tassels floated up after a while.

Feng Shu called to Yu Tou who was behind him, "Yu Tou, follow quickly."

Yu Tou was thinking about his cousin, so he didn't want to get angry with him, so he followed with a straight face.

The two chased Suizi all the way, and they would normally be watched, but the passers-by on the road didn't care about them as if they were used to it.Knowing that Yu Tou was puzzled, Feng Shu said, "I have performed a spell on this tassel, and now only you and I can see it."

Yu Tou still said with a dark face: "We've been walking for a long time, where are we going? If we go any further, we'll be leaving Yanjing City."

Feng Shu said with a smile: "Your cousin can run! This is out of the city, it's amazing."

Yu Tou stared at Feng Shu with cold eyes and said nothing, Feng Shu was too frightened to say anything.Otherwise, it would be unimaginable if Yu Tou got angry and lost his mind again.

When the two left the city, Fengshu smelled a strong evil spirit.Moreover, this demonic aura still carried a little bit of immortality, Feng Shu thought to himself: Is it possible that some goblin wants to become a fairy?A good demon is not a fairy, it's really idle.

Suizi finally stopped at a mound of earth, and Feng Shu broke through the mound and found a hole that one person could pass through.Yu Tou asked in surprise, "Are you sure Mei'er is here?"

"I'm not sure, but your tassels are sure." Feng Shu said and went down into the hole.He said again: "If you think it's dirty, you can wait for me up there."

Yu Tou didn't say a word, looked at the hole and got into it too: "Why should I listen to you?"

Feng Shu smiled and said: "Yes, Young Master Yu personally drilled a hole for my sister. When I go back, I will go to Changjie and talk about it. Let me make you a good topic for discussion after dinner."

Right now, the hole where you can't see your fingers is crowded and narrow, and Yu Tou doesn't have anything to hit someone with.Yu Tou was so mad at Fengshu that he reached out to beat Fengshu.Unexpectedly, this punch hit an extremely soft and elastic part.The two people in the cave suddenly froze, and after a moment of silence.With bitterness, vicissitudes and helplessness in his eyes, Feng Shu said softly, "Master Yu, my ass...is it still fleshy?"

"..." Yu Tou was so ashamed that he couldn't speak, and exerted force on his hand.With a squeak, the cave fell silent again.

After another moment of silence, Feng Shu was full of pain, sadness, resentment, and the feeling of wanting to kick the person behind him to death, and still said softly: "Master Yu, my pants...have you provoked you?"

"I...I...didn't...intentional..." Yu Tou held the torn trousers tremblingly, trying to put it back in its original place.I think this may make up for Fengshu.

Touching and touching, there was a shy sound of eating pain in front of him.Yu Tou's fingers seem to have touched a very strange place.And when I was groping just now, I was quite nervous, and I was in a hurry, so I didn't seem to be able to control my strength.He touched heavily, a place that he didn't even dare to think about.

"what……"

At this moment, there was an awkward atmosphere in the cave.After another moment of silence, Feng Shu held back his anger and shouted in a low voice: "You fucking did it on purpose! You spanked my ass and tore my pants, where are you touching now?"

Yu Tou was so ashamed, his face was so hot that he quickly took his hand back and stammered: "I...I...I...I really didn't...on purpose..."

In order to prevent people from discovering, Feng Shu could only whisper, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes! You didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose! How dare you touch me! I'll kick you to death!"

The author has something to say: Actually, I wanted to write that the sweet potato farted in front of the taro in the hole! (～￣▽￣)～hahahahahahahahahaha!