The protagonist is very busy and has no time Raiders [Quick Transmigration]

Xu Weiyan raised his neck to observe which tree had a bird's nest, and when he found it, he swished up.Don't look at him, who is less than one meter long, but he crawls very fast.In addition, there are quite a lot of birds laying eggs at the moment, and five or six nests out of ten nests contain eggs.

He gathered the eggs he had collected together.These bird eggs vary in size, the big ones are as big as eggs, and the small ones are about the size of pigeon eggs.

Ordinary snakes would just swallow the bird's eggs, but Xu Weiyan is a snake with a human soul, and would like to wash it in water after eating a fruit, and it is absolutely impossible to swallow eggs directly.

Xu Weiyan was a little worried about how to eat eggs.The best way is of course to boil or stir-fry, but without a pot or a stove, he can't do too complicated things for a snake without even a claw.Finally decided to do as the beggar chicken.

First dug a hole, buried the eggs in it, and piled some dry branches on it, so that the turkey could borrow a little fire.

After the branches were burned, Xu Weiyan put them aside, happily waiting for the eggs to cook.

The turkey at the side said: "Big head, you have become more and more strange recently, aren't you afraid of fire, you have to roast a bird's egg."

"I call it focusing on the quality of life. Also, don't call me big head." Xu Weiyan asked back, "Do you know why human beings are called high-level monsters?"

The turkey was envious and jealous in his heart, and disdainful on the surface, "Because they are born in human form, so they don't need to practice."

"Although it's true to say so, it's also because they pay attention to the quality of life." Xu Weiyan is in a good mood, and has time to chat with turkeys. "Humans eat cooked food three times a day, and the food is cooked deliciously. , such as fat but not greasy braised pork, sweet and sour short ribs with sweet and sour taste, Buddha jumping over the wall, braised prawns...you have never eaten it, you can't imagine how delicious those foods are. They will also wear various styles new clothes, and dress up every day before going out.”

"At least I've seen it, but you... said you seem to have eaten it." The turkey snorted, "Humans just love to mess around, what's wrong with living like us?"

Xu Weiyan tut tut, "Since you look down on human beings so much, why don't you stay in the mountains and go to the city to be their pets in order to transform themselves into human beings? You just want to be like human beings too."

The turkey was speechless, and snorted again to show his disdain.

Xu Weiyan didn't bother to take care of it anymore, the egg was almost cooked now, so he asked the turkey to help move the fire above it, and took out the egg.

Looking at a pile of bird eggs, big and small, Xu Weiyan thought about how to peel off the eggshells?Eating it with eggshells doesn't taste very good.Xu Qiong is particular. Weiyan thinks so.

He looked at the two chicken feet of the turkey, and it seemed a bit difficult to ask it to help peel the eggshell.

The turkey has already picked the biggest one among the eggs, "I have helped you so much, it's not too much for me to eat one, I haven't eaten an overcooked egg yet."

"Wait." Xu Weiyan stopped it, "You are a chicken, don't you think it's strange to eat eggs? You also lay eggs."

"Who told you that turkeys can lay eggs?" At this time, the turkeys had already put the eggshells and eggs into their mouths. "Our turkeys are viviparous."

Xu Weiyan curled his lips, what kind of viviparous is a chicken, isn't he afraid of roasting his own cubs?

After eating the turkey and leaving, Xu Weiyan had no choice but to ask the system for help, "San'er, can you help me peel off the eggshell?"

System: "Boss, I can only provide you with some information, and I can't help you with specific details. By the way, I can also chat with you to relieve boredom."

Xu Weiyan: "..."

The system fell on Xu Weiyan's snake head, "Besides, if I can help you, why don't I roast and slice the meat for you, as for the eggshell?"

well!This is the tragedy of being a snake without even a claw.

Seeing that Xu Weiyan's appearance was too hard, the system couldn't bear it, so Mao Tuan's body swished out two thin claws to help him peel the eggshells, although the movement was slower, it was better than nothing.

This bird's egg smelled very delicious, with a trace of food smoke, Xu Weiyan's eyes filled with tears after eating it.He finally had a meal of "meaty" food other than fruit.

The only thing that made him more angry was that a few monkeys smelled the fragrance, snatched a few eggs from him and ran away at lightning speed.Xu Weiyan wanted to chase after him, but there were other little monsters watching around, wanting to get a piece of the pie.He was afraid of coming back, and the remaining eggs were also taken away.

The monkeys relied on running fast and being able to swing from tree to tree, not afraid of being caught, and even made faces at him.

Xu Weiyan couldn't catch the monkey, so he could only say harsh words: "You wait for me."

After eating a good meal of bird eggs, Xu Weiyan didn't want to eat fruit every day, and he wasn't very hungry at all, so his staple food became bird eggs.

Before waiting for the arrival of the Monster Management Bureau, Xu Weiyan turned into a bear and snake, climbed trees to dig out bird eggs, let the turkey roast, and let the system peel the shells.Until the nearby birds moved their positions and moved their nests away.

Xu Weiyan: "..."

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A few days later, a lively incident happened in the mountains. Another neighbor of Xu Weiyan, a black rabbit, is also the black rabbit in the mouth of the turkey. Its relatives came back from the city with bags of things to see it. .

Although they are relatives of other little monsters, they don't want to prevent the little monsters from watching the fun, so the three floors outside the Black Rabbit's house are surrounded by little monsters, asking about new things in the city.

Xu Weiyan also crossed his body to join in the fun, to see if he could get any important information, he was determined to be a human being.

The relative of the black rabbit is also a rabbit, and he has already named himself Zheng Yu.Zheng Yu has already transformed and found a new job as a security guard in a hotel.After all, Gang Huaxing does not have a human diploma, so it would be great if he could find a job.

When he came back this time, besides looking at the black rabbit, he just wanted to show off to everyone. After all, he has returned home.There are also answers to questions about the little monsters.

The little monsters are most concerned about the Monster Management Bureau.The valley where Xu Weiyan was in didn't have any big beasts, they were all gentle and intelligent little monsters.It is difficult for them to cultivate with thin aura. If they want to transform, they can only use the Monster Management Bureau to make pets for humans.Although the Monster Management Bureau will introduce them to the process and how to make a cute pet every time they come, but now there are successful cases, and they prefer to listen to the parties' own experiences.

What Zheng Yu turned into was a tall, tall and handsome young man who looked about 20 years old.He was wearing a white shirt and blue washed jeans, standing on a big rock, as if giving a speech, and said impassionedly: "Why do some little monsters not get enough love after five, sixty or even a hundred years? , while some successfully transformed in just ten years? Like me!"

A group of little monsters below who raised their heads and listened carefully asked in unison, "Why?"

Zheng Yu straightened his back, and continued with a confident face: "This is not only related to the master you choose, but also your own efforts. If you want to actively strive for the power of favor, you must be cute, but You can't just be cute, you have to be good at things. You can't make your master feel that you are dispensable, you have to make him unable to leave you, and you can't indulge your master too much. You must have principles and insist on yourself... "

In the end, Zheng Yu concluded his statement, "In short, the highest state of being a pet to gain the power of pampering is to make your master please you and give you the best. The proportion in this is up to you to grasp."

The little monsters nodded as they listened, and felt that what Zheng Yu said was very practical and dry stuff. If they didn't have no hands and pens, everyone would like to take notes and take them out to study at any time.

On the contrary, Xu Weiyan felt that he had been listening to nonsense for a long time.He is a human being himself, and he knows too much about human beings, so there is no need to listen to what Zheng Yu said.When he was a little bored and was about to leave, Zheng Yu talked about the Monster Management Bureau again.

"Although I am just an ordinary hotel security guard, I can support myself now. Of course, my ideals and ambitions are not limited to this. The managers in the Monster Management Bureau are all big monsters and human monks with advanced cultivation , It is said that there are also ancient beasts, who can call the wind and rain, and their magic power reaches the sky. They maintain the peace in the world, and those evil spirits and evil cultivators who want to make trouble have all been abolished. They are my idols, so I will become a manager in the future .”

"Aren't the managers all cultivated?" The turkey asked, "How do you cultivate with the power of petting?"

The black rabbit was the first to say: "My uncle said yes, so he will." It looked at Zheng Yu, "Is that right, uncle?"

"Of course!" Zheng Yu said, "The administration has pills refined by human monks, which can be used by monsters like us to practice. So I will work hard to make money to buy pills and become a great monster in the world."

It doesn't matter whether he can become a big monster in the future, anyway, the little monsters will worship him very much after hearing it.

After finishing the not-so-delicious Chicken Soup for the Soul, Xu Weiyan went on to arrange his next meal.

The author has something to say: This Zheng Yu is the hero of one of my pre-received articles, a ferocious rabbit, although I don't know when he will open the hole.

The next chapter will be the hero!

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