He Lianzhao was going to the study to deal with business, so he moved Xu Weiyan to the living room, put a fruit plate beside him, took the remote control, and asked him to eat fruit and watch TV obediently here.
After He Lianzhao left, Xu Weiyan hurriedly called the system, "San'er, what caused me to suddenly change shape?"
"I don't know, I thought it was a kiss at first." The system said, "Old man, why don't you think about what you did today."
Xu Weiyan went through everything that happened the whole day, except that He Lianzhao kissed him, there was really nothing special.Is it the first time to eat human food?It can't be two people taking a shower together, right?Although the reflex arc is a bit long, it is not certain.But they have just been tossing for a long time, and they have to try it tomorrow.
After chatting casually with the system for a while, Xu Weiyan found the TV remote control, poked it open with the tip of his tail, and started watching TV.Just a chance to learn about the world.
He found that people and pets coexist in this world. Whether it is news, movies, TV series, or variety shows, pets go abroad a lot.Other than that, everything else was the same as the world he lived in.
In addition, the TV also has a special channel for cute pets. There are many types of pets. In addition to the common cats, dogs, hamsters, and rabbits, there are also foxes, little pigs, monkeys, and even insects.Among them, the programs are also very rich, and the little pets are very humane, all kinds of tricks, and the interaction with the owner is very loving.
Xu Weiyan reckoned that those who understand human nature should be little monsters, which made him laugh all the time.
Later, he purposely found a movie about a cute pet and its owner to watch.The story is wonderful, and the filming is both funny and touching.At the end of the story, the pet dog was about to pass away because he was too old, and its owner said to it, if there is a next life, I hope we can be lovers, so that we can be together for the rest of our lives.
After reading it, Xu Weiyan felt a little emotional, and even hoped that they could really be lovers in their next life.
When He Lianzhao came back to pick up Xu Weiyan after finishing his business, he saw him crossed up, staring at the TV screen with dull eyes, as if he was in a trance.
He turned off the TV casually, hung Xu Weiyan on his body again, and asked softly: "Why are you unhappy? All the shows on TV are lies, and we won't watch them in the future."
"It's okay." Xu Weiyan came back to his senses, "It's just a little emotional all of a sudden."
It was getting late now, so He Lianzhao took Xu Weiyan back to sleep.It doesn't matter if he sleeps or not, but his little snake needs to sleep.
One person and one snake packed up and went to bed, Xu Weiyan suddenly remembered his punishment for laughing at He Lianzhao, and poked He Lianzhao with his tail, "Did you forget what you promised me at dinner?"
He Lianzhao looked at him and asked again: "Are you sure?"
Xu Weiyan said proudly, "Of course."
"Okay." After He Lianzhao finished speaking, he transformed into Fu Xiao, but it was a smaller version, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fit on the bed.
Xu Weiyan yelled: "Hey, this is a foul."
He Lianzhao: "You didn't say whether to use human form or animal form."
Xu Weiyan: "..."
After that, He Lianzhao hugged Xu Weiyan and began to solve his physical needs by himself.
Xu Weiyan couldn't break free, and there were 1 MMPs in his heart that he wanted to tell He Lianzhao.
******
The next day, He Lianzhao had to go to work, so he was worried about leaving Xu Weiyan at home with a snake, so he took him to the military area.
During the month of He Lianzhao's absence, official business has piled up like a mountain.He had a meeting with a few subordinates in the conference room, and Xu Weiyan slept on his belly.It was probably hot from sleep, so he poked his big head out from the collar of the military shirt that He Lianzhao was wearing, and his tail drooped freely.
After the chief of staff finished his report, he looked at He Lianzhao, waiting for his instructions.However, before the chief could speak, he suddenly saw a snake's head protruding from his neckline, and the snake's mouth was still snoring, which made him sit back on the chair in a panic.The other people also looked shocked, and suddenly exclaimed out of the lack of concentration.
On the chest of their always serious military chief, there is a large snake hanging on his chest. If this is said, everyone's jaws will drop in shock.
Although many people in Yucheng like to adopt pets, snakes are rare.And no one brings pets to the office.In addition, He Lianzhao has always given people a serious and cold image, and now he even brings pets to work, which makes everyone want to gossip. Since the chief is usually unsmiling, everyone can only communicate with each other with eyes, and decides to continue after the meeting gossip.
He Lianzhao looked down at the little guy, wanted to push him back, but was afraid that he would be bored, so he glanced at the crowd coldly, and then gave instructions according to the report.
Xu Weiyan slept for two hours, until he felt He Lianzhao's body move, woke up immediately, and asked, "Have you eaten? What are you having for lunch today?"
He Lianzhao was a little funny, the little snake in his family is very keen on eating, he has already eaten a lot of breakfast, it has only been more than two hours, and he is thinking about lunch again.
Tap the little guy's big head, "Wait another hour."
Xu Weiyan was indeed a bit hungry, he didn't eat well for dinner, for breakfast he only had two bowls of porridge, a glass of milk, three soup dumplings, five shrimp dumplings and a small hamburger, he wasn't too full, so He Lianzhao Don't let him eat it.
He looked up at the wall clock on the wall, and it was only 11 o'clock, so he decided to find something to do by himself, such as visiting the place where He Lianzhao worked.
He Lianzhao was not at ease, his little guy was really too small and could only crawl on the ground, he was really afraid that he would be trampled to death without paying attention.
He called the guards who followed him, "You walk around with Yanyan."
Xu Weiyan refused, "I want to go by myself, I will pay attention." Someone followed, as if someone was watching.
One man and one snake confronted each other for a long time, and finally He Lianzhao compromised, and said to the guards: "You go and report, let everyone pay attention to their feet when walking, and don't step on him."
The guard had already met Xu Weiyan yesterday, and knew that this was the pet snake brought back by the Chief after going out for more than a month.However, judging by the way the two of them just looked, why did they seem to be having a conversation?Although the chief said unilaterally that he couldn't hear the little snake's voice, he felt that the chief could understand.Although the pets adopted by Yucheng people are generally very humane, but he still feels that the little snake in the chief's house has become a spirit.
The guard didn't dare to ask more questions, so he went to tell everyone to watch their feet when walking and not to step on the snake.
At the same time, the people at the meeting had already spread the word about He Lianzhao taking his pet snake to work.Everyone is very curious about what the chief's pet looks like.So the people who had nothing to do at first started wandering around, hoping to see Xu Weiyan's true face.
Xu Weiyan also started his tour, looking from room to room.He crawled very fast, and from time to time he heard exclamations from around him.Others stopped him and even tried to touch him.If Xu Weiyan couldn't dodge this, he would hiss and threaten with a snake letter.
Later, he felt that the people in the office building were annoying, so he simply climbed out to watch the soldiers training, which was much more interesting.
However, the field of vision on the ground was not wide enough, so Xu Weiyan climbed onto a big tree and watched the soldiers shout loud slogans and carry out one basic training project after another.
Until He Lianzhao's voice calling him came from a distance, "Yanyan, come back for dinner." Xu Weiyan immediately climbed down the tree to find his excrement shoveler.
He Lianzhao took a wet towel and wiped Xu Weiyan's body clean, then hung him on his chest and went to the army cafeteria.
Unless there is something to do, He Lianzhao usually doesn't eat with others, so no one disturbs a person or a snake.As before, He Lianzhao concentrated on feeding Xu Weiyan, and he only took two bites occasionally.
After lunch, He Lianzhao went back to work.
The cook found that today's head has a good appetite, almost all the dishes on the dinner table are eaten up. You must know that before, the head only moved a few chopsticks.Could it be because of the relationship with pets today?
What he didn't know was that those vegetables had all entered Xu Weiyan's snake belly.He Lianzhao can eat or not, but in order not to look special, he will eat a little every time.
Xu Weiyan had enough crawling in the morning, so in the afternoon, he asked He Lianzhao to bring him a tablet, and played games quietly on the side.Although he has no hands, his tail is very flexible, and there is no pressure to tap icons.For example, playing a happy match, it is definitely not slower than humans.
After that, Xu Weiyan went to work with He Lianzhao every day.When He Lianzhao was working, he would watch TV and play games, or go out to watch soldiers training, and his life was quite interesting.
After half a month like this, He Lianzhao was finally able to take a breather, Xu Weiyan asked to go out for dinner, he hadn't been to a restaurant until now.
"What do you want to eat?" He Lianzhao asked while driving.
Xu Weiyan was coiled on the co-pilot, being a snake for so long, he felt like wanting to eat anything.After thinking about it for a long time, he said, "How about Sichuan cuisine?"
He Lianzhao: "No, you can't eat spicy food."
The big plate chicken he ate for the first time let him know that this little guy can't eat spicy food, and he will pay special attention to this aspect in the future.
Xu Weiyan thinks about it too, "Then... hot pot?"
He Lianzhao: "The hot pot is too hot."
After some elimination, I chose Western food.
In Yucheng, it was normal for humans to take their pets to eat, so when He Lianzhao went in with a large snake hanging on his chest, it didn't cause any reaction, although there are very few people who like to keep snakes these days.
After sitting down, He Lianzhao began to order, and Xu Weiyan put the dishes on the table opposite him and listened to his report.Do you want fruit salad or vegetable salad, like filet mignon or sirloin steak.
After the selection, the waiter quickly delivered the dishes, one serving per person.
Xu Weiyan was used to He Lianzhao being fed, so he opened his mouth wide and waited for the excrement shovel officer to bring him food.
He Lianzhao picked up the salad bowl, and pulled the fork into Xu Weiyan's wide open mouth, Xu Weiyan chewed and swallowed it.His head is big, and his mouth is bigger than his head, so it's easy to eat.After the sample soup was served, He Lianzhao first poured it into a small bowl, and then slowly poured it into Xu Weiyan's big mouth after cooling down.The steak was cut into pieces and put on a fork to his mouth.
After eating the long-lost food, Xu Weiyan was so happy that his body shook as if he was dancing.
The author has something to say: Well, Xiao Yanyan will start climbing the wall later~
After He Lianzhao left, Xu Weiyan hurriedly called the system, "San'er, what caused me to suddenly change shape?"
"I don't know, I thought it was a kiss at first." The system said, "Old man, why don't you think about what you did today."
Xu Weiyan went through everything that happened the whole day, except that He Lianzhao kissed him, there was really nothing special.Is it the first time to eat human food?It can't be two people taking a shower together, right?Although the reflex arc is a bit long, it is not certain.But they have just been tossing for a long time, and they have to try it tomorrow.
After chatting casually with the system for a while, Xu Weiyan found the TV remote control, poked it open with the tip of his tail, and started watching TV.Just a chance to learn about the world.
He found that people and pets coexist in this world. Whether it is news, movies, TV series, or variety shows, pets go abroad a lot.Other than that, everything else was the same as the world he lived in.
In addition, the TV also has a special channel for cute pets. There are many types of pets. In addition to the common cats, dogs, hamsters, and rabbits, there are also foxes, little pigs, monkeys, and even insects.Among them, the programs are also very rich, and the little pets are very humane, all kinds of tricks, and the interaction with the owner is very loving.
Xu Weiyan reckoned that those who understand human nature should be little monsters, which made him laugh all the time.
Later, he purposely found a movie about a cute pet and its owner to watch.The story is wonderful, and the filming is both funny and touching.At the end of the story, the pet dog was about to pass away because he was too old, and its owner said to it, if there is a next life, I hope we can be lovers, so that we can be together for the rest of our lives.
After reading it, Xu Weiyan felt a little emotional, and even hoped that they could really be lovers in their next life.
When He Lianzhao came back to pick up Xu Weiyan after finishing his business, he saw him crossed up, staring at the TV screen with dull eyes, as if he was in a trance.
He turned off the TV casually, hung Xu Weiyan on his body again, and asked softly: "Why are you unhappy? All the shows on TV are lies, and we won't watch them in the future."
"It's okay." Xu Weiyan came back to his senses, "It's just a little emotional all of a sudden."
It was getting late now, so He Lianzhao took Xu Weiyan back to sleep.It doesn't matter if he sleeps or not, but his little snake needs to sleep.
One person and one snake packed up and went to bed, Xu Weiyan suddenly remembered his punishment for laughing at He Lianzhao, and poked He Lianzhao with his tail, "Did you forget what you promised me at dinner?"
He Lianzhao looked at him and asked again: "Are you sure?"
Xu Weiyan said proudly, "Of course."
"Okay." After He Lianzhao finished speaking, he transformed into Fu Xiao, but it was a smaller version, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fit on the bed.
Xu Weiyan yelled: "Hey, this is a foul."
He Lianzhao: "You didn't say whether to use human form or animal form."
Xu Weiyan: "..."
After that, He Lianzhao hugged Xu Weiyan and began to solve his physical needs by himself.
Xu Weiyan couldn't break free, and there were 1 MMPs in his heart that he wanted to tell He Lianzhao.
******
The next day, He Lianzhao had to go to work, so he was worried about leaving Xu Weiyan at home with a snake, so he took him to the military area.
During the month of He Lianzhao's absence, official business has piled up like a mountain.He had a meeting with a few subordinates in the conference room, and Xu Weiyan slept on his belly.It was probably hot from sleep, so he poked his big head out from the collar of the military shirt that He Lianzhao was wearing, and his tail drooped freely.
After the chief of staff finished his report, he looked at He Lianzhao, waiting for his instructions.However, before the chief could speak, he suddenly saw a snake's head protruding from his neckline, and the snake's mouth was still snoring, which made him sit back on the chair in a panic.The other people also looked shocked, and suddenly exclaimed out of the lack of concentration.
On the chest of their always serious military chief, there is a large snake hanging on his chest. If this is said, everyone's jaws will drop in shock.
Although many people in Yucheng like to adopt pets, snakes are rare.And no one brings pets to the office.In addition, He Lianzhao has always given people a serious and cold image, and now he even brings pets to work, which makes everyone want to gossip. Since the chief is usually unsmiling, everyone can only communicate with each other with eyes, and decides to continue after the meeting gossip.
He Lianzhao looked down at the little guy, wanted to push him back, but was afraid that he would be bored, so he glanced at the crowd coldly, and then gave instructions according to the report.
Xu Weiyan slept for two hours, until he felt He Lianzhao's body move, woke up immediately, and asked, "Have you eaten? What are you having for lunch today?"
He Lianzhao was a little funny, the little snake in his family is very keen on eating, he has already eaten a lot of breakfast, it has only been more than two hours, and he is thinking about lunch again.
Tap the little guy's big head, "Wait another hour."
Xu Weiyan was indeed a bit hungry, he didn't eat well for dinner, for breakfast he only had two bowls of porridge, a glass of milk, three soup dumplings, five shrimp dumplings and a small hamburger, he wasn't too full, so He Lianzhao Don't let him eat it.
He looked up at the wall clock on the wall, and it was only 11 o'clock, so he decided to find something to do by himself, such as visiting the place where He Lianzhao worked.
He Lianzhao was not at ease, his little guy was really too small and could only crawl on the ground, he was really afraid that he would be trampled to death without paying attention.
He called the guards who followed him, "You walk around with Yanyan."
Xu Weiyan refused, "I want to go by myself, I will pay attention." Someone followed, as if someone was watching.
One man and one snake confronted each other for a long time, and finally He Lianzhao compromised, and said to the guards: "You go and report, let everyone pay attention to their feet when walking, and don't step on him."
The guard had already met Xu Weiyan yesterday, and knew that this was the pet snake brought back by the Chief after going out for more than a month.However, judging by the way the two of them just looked, why did they seem to be having a conversation?Although the chief said unilaterally that he couldn't hear the little snake's voice, he felt that the chief could understand.Although the pets adopted by Yucheng people are generally very humane, but he still feels that the little snake in the chief's house has become a spirit.
The guard didn't dare to ask more questions, so he went to tell everyone to watch their feet when walking and not to step on the snake.
At the same time, the people at the meeting had already spread the word about He Lianzhao taking his pet snake to work.Everyone is very curious about what the chief's pet looks like.So the people who had nothing to do at first started wandering around, hoping to see Xu Weiyan's true face.
Xu Weiyan also started his tour, looking from room to room.He crawled very fast, and from time to time he heard exclamations from around him.Others stopped him and even tried to touch him.If Xu Weiyan couldn't dodge this, he would hiss and threaten with a snake letter.
Later, he felt that the people in the office building were annoying, so he simply climbed out to watch the soldiers training, which was much more interesting.
However, the field of vision on the ground was not wide enough, so Xu Weiyan climbed onto a big tree and watched the soldiers shout loud slogans and carry out one basic training project after another.
Until He Lianzhao's voice calling him came from a distance, "Yanyan, come back for dinner." Xu Weiyan immediately climbed down the tree to find his excrement shoveler.
He Lianzhao took a wet towel and wiped Xu Weiyan's body clean, then hung him on his chest and went to the army cafeteria.
Unless there is something to do, He Lianzhao usually doesn't eat with others, so no one disturbs a person or a snake.As before, He Lianzhao concentrated on feeding Xu Weiyan, and he only took two bites occasionally.
After lunch, He Lianzhao went back to work.
The cook found that today's head has a good appetite, almost all the dishes on the dinner table are eaten up. You must know that before, the head only moved a few chopsticks.Could it be because of the relationship with pets today?
What he didn't know was that those vegetables had all entered Xu Weiyan's snake belly.He Lianzhao can eat or not, but in order not to look special, he will eat a little every time.
Xu Weiyan had enough crawling in the morning, so in the afternoon, he asked He Lianzhao to bring him a tablet, and played games quietly on the side.Although he has no hands, his tail is very flexible, and there is no pressure to tap icons.For example, playing a happy match, it is definitely not slower than humans.
After that, Xu Weiyan went to work with He Lianzhao every day.When He Lianzhao was working, he would watch TV and play games, or go out to watch soldiers training, and his life was quite interesting.
After half a month like this, He Lianzhao was finally able to take a breather, Xu Weiyan asked to go out for dinner, he hadn't been to a restaurant until now.
"What do you want to eat?" He Lianzhao asked while driving.
Xu Weiyan was coiled on the co-pilot, being a snake for so long, he felt like wanting to eat anything.After thinking about it for a long time, he said, "How about Sichuan cuisine?"
He Lianzhao: "No, you can't eat spicy food."
The big plate chicken he ate for the first time let him know that this little guy can't eat spicy food, and he will pay special attention to this aspect in the future.
Xu Weiyan thinks about it too, "Then... hot pot?"
He Lianzhao: "The hot pot is too hot."
After some elimination, I chose Western food.
In Yucheng, it was normal for humans to take their pets to eat, so when He Lianzhao went in with a large snake hanging on his chest, it didn't cause any reaction, although there are very few people who like to keep snakes these days.
After sitting down, He Lianzhao began to order, and Xu Weiyan put the dishes on the table opposite him and listened to his report.Do you want fruit salad or vegetable salad, like filet mignon or sirloin steak.
After the selection, the waiter quickly delivered the dishes, one serving per person.
Xu Weiyan was used to He Lianzhao being fed, so he opened his mouth wide and waited for the excrement shovel officer to bring him food.
He Lianzhao picked up the salad bowl, and pulled the fork into Xu Weiyan's wide open mouth, Xu Weiyan chewed and swallowed it.His head is big, and his mouth is bigger than his head, so it's easy to eat.After the sample soup was served, He Lianzhao first poured it into a small bowl, and then slowly poured it into Xu Weiyan's big mouth after cooling down.The steak was cut into pieces and put on a fork to his mouth.
After eating the long-lost food, Xu Weiyan was so happy that his body shook as if he was dancing.
The author has something to say: Well, Xiao Yanyan will start climbing the wall later~
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