Anecdotes about Bilibili and NetEase Cloud

In the morning, the flag to find out the culprit, NetEase Cloud, was set, and in the afternoon station b began to retreat.Easier said than done, not to mention how the otaku, who has always been very passive socially, completes the coquettish operation of door-to-door questioning. Just asking the security guy to ask the residents' information has already made the ghostly B station frightened.

Uncle Security is really fierce... Station B thought about crying without tears.Even Aunt Shao, who is keen on matching young men and women of the right age in the community, was beaten up by him, because Aunt Shao repeatedly tried to introduce someone to the uncle in his 30s but failed.

Station b still remembers that the uncle stared at him in full view: "Don't look for it! I told you that I don't want to look for it. Don't give me the signals of those girls anymore, don't add them!"

Thinking about it makes people tremble with fear... Even though the uncle didn't say anything to him except asking Station B to show his residence card once, it still didn't prevent him from imagining the uncle even more terrifying through brain supplementation.

However, it seems that Brother Yun and Uncle Security can still get along, or... Station B shook his head, denying the idea of ​​asking Mr. Neighbor for help.After all, I just met each other, and this incident can be regarded as involving another side of myself, so it's better not to expose it now.

After hesitating until night, when the live broadcast started, Station B was still thinking about it.However, a new audience greeted in the barrage, and mentioned that he came to pay attention to station b from the ghost animal area of ​​Yunmusic, which immediately set off a wave of barrage.

"[House Management] bb has rabbit ears: welcome new audiences to watch bb~"

"Sesame sauce sugar cake: welcome, welcome~"

"Why do I want bb again: bb's song has finally been flopped by Netease Cloud, I want to be popular with b."

"The old tearing chicken on Qiu Mingshan: After the ghost animal song list is released, the number of clicks is really high, if it is popular, it will be popular."

"Passerby 5031: I also came from the ghost song list, the anchor is so cute!"

"[House Management] bb has rabbit ears: there are more rivals in love, and it's not flattering."

Station b glanced at the barrage from the corner of the eye, and said in shame and indignation: "No wonder there are so many people in the live broadcast room these two days. I thought it was because everyone likes to watch Orange Light games, but it turned out that they like to listen to ghost music?!"

"Qingshui Yamen: 233333 like it all"

"Passerby 5390: 23333333 is cute, misses the day."

"I watched the orange cat bathing video. Video: hhhhhhhhhh actually has it all"

"The old tear chicken on Qiu Mingshan: this shameful tone 2333333"

"Hu Ge's girlfriend outside the circle: bb, did you forget that your Weibo certification is a ghost music lover? hhhhhhh"

Station b: "...huh."

It makes sense, I was speechless.

Since it is a live broadcast room, there will always be gifts from viewers, and gifts are also a source of anchor income.As a well-known well-behaved anchor, station b is busy with the live broadcast content, while also paying attention to the gift wall all the time, and giving thanks in time.

"Thank you bb, I still want to send you 10 flowers."

"Thank you for the 100 Memedas sent by the chicken raising expert, thank you~"

"BB's husband beat me up: Hey, the big chicken farmer is here!"

"Kiss your little fat face: catch a big guy and take a photo!"

Viewers who often stay in the live broadcast room of station b know that among the many fans of station b, chicken raising experts are veritable bosses. Although they seldom speak in the live broadcast room, they often give large gifts, almost from the live broadcast room. Since the mechanism matured, it has been ranked in the top three of the fan gift list.

Different from other bigwigs, chicken raising experts not only rarely spoke, did not reveal any personal information, and even had very little contact with the b-station himself——the account of b-station □□ is in his fan group and live broadcast group. He is very active, and often interacts with fans on Weibo, and also tries to reply to private messages. It can be said that he is very well-behaved and flirtatious, but the chicken raising expert does not seem to be keen on flirting with him. Although there are some interactions, there are almost no private chats.

After coming and going, not only the resident viewers in the live broadcast room were deeply impressed by this big guy, but even Station B was very curious about him.

However, the character of station b is a shy type who doesn't flirt with others. Although he is very curious about the mysterious chicken expert, he never asks anything.

the next day.

Standing b got up early in the morning, "putting the clouds on the window, and the yellow decals on the mirror" - I tidied myself up neatly, thought about it for a while, and put on my father's used briefcase again. Looking in the mirror, he adjusted his bag posture.

The young man in the mirror has fair skin, handsome features, a crisp white shirt, and neat short hair. At first glance, he looks like an upright and good young man, the kind that is trustworthy.

Site b nodded, quite satisfied with his Wei Guangzheng image, thought for a while, took out a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, put them on, and went out with his bag in his hands, heading straight to the security room.

To question the vicious Uncle Security, you still need to be fully prepared, otherwise what should you do if you are questioned as a bad guy with ulterior motives... Guilt.

"Boom, boom, boom." Station B walked to the gate of the community, stopped his feet, took a few deep breaths, and knocked on the window of the security room, his voice was as soft as a mosquito: "Security...Security boss...Is elder brother there?"

A few seconds later, a rough hand stretched out from the dimly lit room, and pushed open the window with a "wow".

"Who is it!"

Woohoo... Station B shrinks back.so fierce...

"Hello..." Station B said cautiously.

When Uncle Security saw him, his originally frowning brows relaxed slightly, but his whole face still looked fierce due to the hostility inherent in his facial features. "……what's up?"

"Uh, I, I picked up a mobile phone when I went to the gate of the community to pick up food two days ago. It seemed to have fallen from the person who moved. I, I can ask, the people who moved here a few days ago, they all Where do I live, I, I'll come to the door and ask..." Station B lied with sweat on his back.

The security uncle looked away from the white and tender face of Station B a little unnaturally. "Uh, okay, I'll check it out for you." As he said that, he actually tore a piece of paper to write the house number on station b.

After waiting for a while, Station B respectfully reached out to take the note from the security uncle, thanked the security uncle, turned around and walked back, holding the small note tightly in his hand.

It was so easy to get it... The heartbeat of station b was beating, and he quickened his pace.

Success is in sight, finding out NetEase Cloud is inevitable!

Behind him, the "fierce" security guard scratched his head Hanhan: the handsome guy in unit 5 who takes out takeout at the door every day just talked to me, his voice is really nice.

The author has something to say:

Terrified at hearing the news: Describes extreme fear of a certain power. (Are you afraid of the mysterious nympho power from Uncle Security)

Mr. NetEase Yun: You people can only flirt with him online, but I want to flirt with him in real life, Jie Jie Jie.