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In the current reality, Kong Yi finally accepted his fate.

Aggrievedly replaying the appearance of throwing the bird back when it broke its shell, let Jiang Bei record this moment of black history.

After Jiang Bei took the photos, he picked out a few clearer ones and those that looked flawed, and then posted them on Weibo with words.

Keng Wang Benkeng: I bought an ostrich egg and prepared to stew it for eating. Who knew that the shell was broken just after entering the kitchen...the shell...was gone... [Debad][Picture][Picture]

I have to be thankful at this time. Fortunately, when he first opened Weibo, Jiang Bei was very keen to post some jokes on it and promote his Weibo in the article, so he still has a lot of fans on Weibo. Gradually, I lost interest in Weibo, and after I didn't update the blog very much, the activity of fans also dropped a lot, but the number is here, at least there is still a certain publicity effect.

So not long after the Weibo was posted, it was probably too dramatic, and soon there were several "23333333" replies.After all, Kong Yi is not an ordinary animal without intelligence. Although it is more idealistic to say so, the small eyes of Kong Yi in the photos all reveal a kind of "MMP! Look at the fart!" , It's a pity that posing this kind of eyes in line with its shape will only make people feel full of joy.

Jiang Bei felt sorry for Kong Yi silently for a second, who said that a phoenix in trouble is not as good as a chicken!In order to restore the human form as soon as possible, let's endure it!

Because the content is quite flawed, and Jiangbei has a large fan base, and many readers are still thinking about his previous pitfalls, so he hasn't updated his blog for a long time, but after a sudden update, he still gained a lot of attention.

Not long after, in addition to the "hahahahahaha" party, there were more comments asking when to fill in the hole, and there were also retweets.Jiang Bei stopped paying attention to Weibo for the time being, and went to other places to read the news, and after browsing the forum, an hour passed like this.

Jiang Bei went back to his Weibo homepage again, and saw that there were 99+ messages on it. Looking back at the Weibo he just posted, it had been reposted hundreds of times.

So Jiang Bei asked Kong Yi: "How is it? Do you feel that your strength has increased?"

Kong Yi probably still cared about her appearance being released for so many people to see, and she couldn't let go of her face, so after the photo was taken just now, she kept squatting in a corner silently, perhaps because she was nostalgic for the time when she was in Shanghai. The all-powerful situation in the world, or perhaps it is the memory of his own image.

When Jiang Bei asked it, Kong Yi came back to his senses. After feeling it for a while, he nodded and said, "There is indeed energy being replenished, but it is weaker than just now."

Thinking of his retweets, Jiang Bei rubbed his nose. Sure enough, the future is still uncertain... It would be great if Kong Yi could become more cute.At the same time, he began to think about whether to buy a few marketing accounts to help forward things, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, let's be more down-to-earth, and this account will be operated as a pet account in the future.

After thinking about it, Jiangbei recalled his experience in the realm of comprehension, and suddenly had the desire to code, so under the inspiration and passion, he immediately opened the document and combined his experience with some cheats and cheats, and he coded in one go Thousands of words come out.I just waited to save the document, and when I came back to my senses, I realized that another two hours had passed without realizing it.

After I got up and moved my limbs, it was almost the same as when I was staying at home in the past, and I started to prepare what to eat for dinner, the only difference is that now I have to prepare an extra meal.

Kong Yi has adapted well to the modern society. He was originally a smart man. After he learned how to use a tablet to surf the Internet, he soon learned how to use other electrical appliances with the help of the universal network.Usually, he doesn't bother Jiang Bei very much, because he will have fun by himself when he is bored. Jiang Bei only needs to provide food on time, which can be said to be very worry-free.

One person, one bird is such a very salty fish to finish the day.

But when he woke up the next morning, Kong Yi was suddenly puzzled, and then immediately ran to harass Jiangbei, flapping his wings and pecking his trousers.As a result, I saw Kong Yi wrote excitedly on the tablet, it turned out that I woke up today and suddenly found that my energy had increased greatly, so I was very happy.

Seeing that it said that it had gained a lot of new energy, Jiang Bei thought that the Weibo he posted yesterday became popular, perhaps because he was infected by the other party's mood. It was only over 1000 retweets at night, but watching Kong Yi's joyful energy obviously gained more energy than that.

So Jiang Bei simply looked at the 24-hour popular weibo list, and it turned out that he had already reposted [-] on the list.

Funny thing: A netizen bought an ostrich egg and cooked it at home, but it actually hatched. [Image] [image]

Herring: Hahahahahaha! ! !If you don't come out, you will hang up

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After Jiang Bei was stunned for a few seconds, his heart burst into flames, shit!Nima's pirated image marketing account! ! !

Although I felt a little vomiting blood, it was obvious that he was the original author, but the people who reposted his pictures were more popular than his side.But looking at the number of retweets, he still endured it. Anyway, the most urgent task now is to restore Kong Yi's strength first.

But Jiang Bei is very clear that this time it’s just another trick. The cuteness of the public is cats and dogs. As for other animals, the cute ones can continue to gain attention and power by being cute, but the problem is Kong Yi’s The infancy of the main body is similar to that of a chicken. Most people can't think of anything other than food at the first sight of an animal like a chicken.

"How much have you recovered now?" Jiang Bei's heart became active, and he planned to see how Kong Yi was doing first, "Can you use some small spells or something, such as turning into a cat, cat or dog."

Kong Yi tilted her head. I don't know if it's because she became an animal. Compared with her human form, Kong Yi's personality seems to be much more unrestrained.

It didn't take long to poke: "It's okay to transform for a short time."

As soon as Jiang Bei heard that there was something interesting, he immediately said: "That's good! I have a plan now, a way for you to quickly obtain enough energy."

"?"

"Become a cat and become an internet celebrity."

"What?!" Kong Yi instantly frowned, "You want me to try to please humans like a cat?!"

"The problem is that your appearance is hard to make people cute..." Jiang Bei scratched his head annoyedly, "You also know that this world is not suitable for cultivation. If you want to recover your strength, you can only take the road of Shinto to collect beliefs. In fact, you can become a god for a short time. The human form is the best, cough... just take a picture of that look and put it on the Internet, it will definitely be a hit, but you haven't been able to restore the human form yet. My proposal is based on the combination of pet pos that are currently relatively popular on the Internet ..."

"Wait!" Kong Yi quickly stamped out two words.

"?"

"It's okay if it's just changing into a human form for a few minutes."

In order to keep the remaining bit of dignity, Kong Yi said with difficulty.

So from then on, one person and one bird started another round of hard work in this world in order to restore their strength and restore their human body.

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The author has something to say:

The rest of the supporting cast is over

This book didn't play well, and I couldn't get back to my state after Calvin