i just want to give birth

When Mr. Yihua was pushing the car home with Fan Ge on his back, people passing by on the road looked at him with complicated eyes. When he got home, Li Wei and Wen Wan hadn’t come back yet. Leading the little daughter-in-law back to the bedroom.

Fang Ge secretly raised one eye to look at him, Yihua seemed to have eyes behind him, and said, "Are you awake?"

Fange snorted, and Yihua heard him say in his heart: My Huahua is really amazing!Hehe, I'm so shy...

Yi Huajun carried him back and gently put him down, looked down at him, Fan Ge raised his head and stared at him, and said, "You have taken advantage of it."

Inner OS: My Huahua looks more handsome from the front!Want to do it again! !

Yi Huajun choked on the words that came to his lips, he knelt down and pulled his little daughter-in-law's claws, and said softly: "Age..."

"Humph."

Yi Huajun lowered his head and smiled lightly. He held that hand, put it gently on his lips, and said, "Age surprised me."

Fan Ge turned his eyes to look at him, felt the feeling of his fingers being pressed against the soft lips, and suddenly became shy again, "Why, why are you surprised?"

"Cute." Yihua stretched out his hands to pinch his face, and said softly, "It's about to kill me."

Fange took a deep breath, bit his lips and couldn't help laughing, he snorted coyly, and said, "Why don't you talk so much when you're not doing it."

Yi Huajun laughed.

However, Fange's question was quickly resolved by himself. After all, he only heard that he was better for people before going to bed than after, but he had never heard that after going to bed was better than before. Conquering Lord Yihua, thinking about it this way, he was immediately overwhelmed with pride, and ordered Yihuajun to bring water to wash his feet that night.

This happened to be heard by Wen Wan who was passing by, and she rushed over and said, "Age! What are you talking about?! Huahua is not your servant! Don't bully him!"

Van Ge shrank his neck fiercely to his mother, and said with a gentle and cold eyebrow: "You are really spoiled, Huahua, ignore him."

She walked away from one side, and Fange pursed his lips sullenly. When he saw Mr. Yi Hua, he felt very heartbroken and wanted to hit him with a pillow: "You're still laughing!"

Yihua took the pillow, stepped forward and kissed him on the cheek: "I'll get you some water."

Fang Ge covered the place where he was kissed, and the little anger immediately dissipated, and he hummed obediently.

The two of them chattered and chatted all day long, Fan Ge felt that this kind of life was like a paradise, and he would not change it if he was a fairy!

Now he is as happy as eating popping candy all day long, and he bounces when he walks. The most important thing is that he feels that he has an independent life. Although he likes Yihua, he is not as dependent on him as before. , this point is psychologically, and physically Van Gogh still likes to cling to him.

Fange and Yihua were walking together on the way home from school. He suddenly thought of his pitiful confession when the two of them were on the roof for the first time, and felt very sympathetic. He suddenly turned to Yihua and asked, "At first...you are Don't you feel sorry for me?"

Yi Huajun read his mind and heard what he meant, and said, "No."

Fang La grabbed his hand and asked curiously, "Which me do you like better?"

"I like them all the same."

Fange smiled, and said happily: "I like myself better now. I can take care of myself now. I can take care of myself. I don't have to worry about dying if I leave you. Even if I'm 100 meters away from you, I won't suddenly be out of breath. angry."

Yihua looked at him gently, Fan Ge was so happy that he couldn't find Bei, and ran away several times in a row, saying: "Look, I won't die if I am like this."

Yihua took a few steps to pull him back, and said, "Understood, don't go too far."

"It's okay again." Fang Ge stuck out his tongue, but he was obediently held back by Yi Hua Jun. He lowered his head slightly and looked at the hand, his heart felt extremely warm.

The tip of his nose smelled the smell of sugar-fried chestnuts. Fange took a deep breath, turned his face to see the opposite side of the street, and said, "I want to eat chestnuts."

"Let's go buy it."

"I'll go by myself!" Fan Ge turned his face to see the milk tea shop again, and said, "You can help me get a cup of Mango Tina."

"Be careful when crossing the road." Yihua warned in a warm voice, watching him cross the road with his paws waving, and then turned to the milk tea shop next to him. While waiting for the other party to make smoothies, he turned his head and looked at Fange on the opposite side. The boy was far away from him, and Yihua could hear his heart beating powerfully, so he didn't have to worry that he would die at any time, this knowledge made his heart settle down.

When he turned back, the clerk was already packing the smoothie. Yihua handed over the money, and the moment he took the smoothie, he heard Fange say in his heart: Chestnuts are so delicious, as delicious as Huahua!

He couldn't help but smile at the words, and turned to meet his lover.

On the street, a fiery red sports car flew past suddenly, Fang Ge's body was knocked out from the side, and the chestnuts were instantly scattered on the ground.

The smile on Yihua's face froze, he dropped the smoothie that his little daughter-in-law wanted to eat, and ran over.

Van Gogh is dead.

The moment he fell to the ground, he died completely. The ground under his body was stained with blood, and the two souls of heaven and earth were nowhere to be found. The heart was still glowing in his body, and all its functions were fine. If someone can get such a heart, he can live to be a hundred years old.

Peacock, who hadn't left yet, appeared behind Yi Huajun and sighed: "It's a pity that your heart..."

Yi Hua gently hugged Fan Ge and asked, "Where's his soul?"

"Where did the collision go?" Peacock said, "I'll look for it."

Yihua closed his eyes and said, "It must be nearby, he will take a picture."

Standing behind him, Peacock felt that the boss was more than sad at the moment, she hesitated for a moment, then patted his shoulder lightly: "My condolences..."

Yihua lowered his head and gently kissed his lover's forehead.

Fang Ge got up from the ground, raised his hand and patted his head. He walked several steps in a row, staggering.

where is thiswho I am?Where am I going?as if someone was waiting for me...

Van Ge walked forward slowly, passing sideways between a pair of lovers holding hands. After walking like this for 1 minute, he turned his head again——

Did those two people separate their hands just now?

How did I get here?

He looked at everything in front of him blankly, walked slowly to a familiar store, and smelled the aroma of chestnuts.

Hmm... Just now, I wanted to buy chestnuts. Fang Ge took out his body and said to the boss, "It costs ten yuan."

The boss's business is not bad, and he is packing chestnuts for other people at the moment, Fan Ge moved to one side, waiting obediently, the people in front of him are all gone, the boss still ignores him, Fang Ge is a little angry, he suddenly He raised his hand and patted the table: "Hey! Chestnuts for ten yuan!"

The boss buried his head in his phone and let out a laugh.

"Do you still want to do business?!" Fange stared, and a voice suddenly came from behind: "I want chestnuts for ten yuan!"

The voice almost rang close to his ears, Fan Ge thought that I was a family man, he suddenly turned his head and stared at him, and immediately put his face to the face of a boy...

No, it's more than just face to face, his face and that person's face are almost overlapping.

Fang Ge suddenly reached out to push him away, and his arm passed through the opponent's body in an instant. The opponent suddenly shivered and moved to one side: "Where is your air conditioner blowing?"

"What?"

Van Ge stood aside, staring blankly at the boy in front of him. He suddenly turned to look at the familiar street in front of him. This was the only way he had to pass every day after school. Drive him through.

The person he likes... Van Gogh's eyes suddenly focused on the pedestrians, he saw a crowd surrounded by people in the middle of the street, and the sound of police and ambulance approached from far away, not far from the crowd , is a fiery red sports car, and the luxurious case shows the owner's wealth.

He easily passed through the crowd and saw the scene in the middle of the crowd.

"Hua Hua……"

Yi Huajun hugged his lover and raised his head, Fang Ge's eyes collided with his, and his heart suddenly beat like a drum.

The memory broke through the barrier in an instant and squeezed into Van Gogh's mind without reservation.

Huahua...Where is Huahua, this person, this person is clearly...Jiang Yihua! !

The dean of the Longevity Institute, his boss, Jiang Yihua!

Fan Ge suddenly turned around and rushed out of the crowd.

Yi Hua: "..."

He pursed his lips, his face suddenly sank.

"I'm going to chase him..."

"Bring Ruyi." Yihua said in a deep voice, "You can't catch up with him."

Using air as water, Fange easily ran for tens of meters, and ran for more than half an hour before stopping. He sat in the corner without panting, and dully began to recall his fucking life.

He was born with a weak heart, and his parents found a Taoist priest, who told them that they must find someone with strong yang energy, and then found the reincarnation of Lord Yihua——

Then Yi Huajun stayed with him like a patron saint, because he was favored by his parents, so he had to tolerate his coquettishness and being a monster——

Thinking of his childhood, Fange almost couldn't resist punching himself, how could he do that!

Of course, this is not the most important-

Most importantly, he even forced Yi Huajun to fall in love with him!Threatened to sleep with him and his bride when he got married! !

And most importantly-

He put Yi Huajun to sleep for his uncle! !

"Li Ge, you are too fucking rascal... You actually slept with your father!" Fange covered his face, and couldn't help but laugh: "Oh, you slept with your father..."

It seemed that he had predicted his tragic future after returning to the Nether Division.

Wait...he didn't commit suicide this time, did he?

Fange felt a light appear on his forehead, and when he looked up, he found something following his head like a ghost. He took it down, and saw the notice written on it:

Congratulations, you are dead. The date of your death is XX, XX, XX, and you died of a heart attack at the age of 15 years, seven months, and five days.

Since you are positive and optimistic, not afraid of illness, and have lived through hardships to this age, this certificate is hereby issued to help Ping An become a ghost.

Please recite this mantra seven days later, and the road leading to the underworld will open for you.

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Fang Ge pinched the booklet in front of him. It turned out that this was the pass in the legend, but this date... seems to be last year, right?Van Ge patted his forehead, he died last year?Afterwards, Mr. Yihua fell asleep, was he dreaming?

How can there be such an unimaginable and real dream!Yin Si made a mistake last time thinking that he committed suicide, but this time he even got the time of his death wrong!Can you do something real? !

Fange was so overwhelmed that he didn't even want to pass the first seven, he just wanted to go back to the Yin Division and find another birth.

He actually slept with Mr. Yi Hua!Yi Huajun folded this big yellow flower for him...

He has been single for tens of thousands of years, and he has never even pulled the little girl's claws. He also promised to find his twin in this life to fall in love, but he threatened and forced him to stay by his side... ...returned to the place that has been broken for thousands of years...

Van Gogh seems to have seen his future in the shadows.

That Mr. Yihua is so awesome, can his partner not be awesome?

If his partner knew that he had put Yi Huajun to sleep and had married him for the rest of his life... Hehehe... It would be light to pull his head out ten times.

But Mr. Yihua's taste is really good... Fan Ge rubbed his face, feeling a little bit dark that he was so stinky and shameless, not only that, but he was also so sad.

Sad ass!Fange wanted to slap himself again. He probably wouldn't be able to run away when Yihua Jun's coquettish object came over. He would probably be eaten by Yihua and his object...

It seems even more sad...

Fange was thinking in a mess in his mind, and he struggled for a long time before he stood up slowly, when his head was hit by something suddenly, he hissed, looked down, and found that it was Ruyi.

Fange's heart skipped a beat. Seeing Ruyi move and slowly rise from the ground, Fange stepped on it suddenly, threw the dirt up with a wave of his hand and said, "Ruyi, I've wronged you. I have to run away first, otherwise Zhang Jun and his partner will probably eat me together...I don't want to die, I want to be reincarnated next time and live to be a hundred years old... Be good..."

Ruyi jumped a couple more times, and was forced into the mud by him. Fange looked around furtively, turned around and ran through the wall without a trace.