i just want to give birth

On the bus, Fan Ge and the ghost told each other their names. Then he glanced at him half-believingly, and then bit the bread as if nothing had happened.

After getting off the bus, Fan Ge saw the huge high-speed railway station, where all the ghosts from the Nine Great Yang Realms gathered, and it was almost crowded with ghosts inside.

The environment here is indeed much better than the Yin-Yang Waterway. Fan Ge bought a ticket and waited in line honestly. Suddenly, he found that many ghosts were sneaking at him. Su Wanting's bread hadn't finished eating all the way. After a while, he poked Fan Ge: "The smell on you is too strong."

"..." Fang Ge just wanted to say that I don't have body odor, but then she understood Su Wanting's meaning. She was asking him to cover up her yin energy, but who can control her own body odor?Unless you pinch everyone's noses.

But Fang Ge is not worried about this, he has to see if he has the ability to eat someone who wants to eat it.

Coming to the car from the waiting hall, Fange could only vaguely hear a few ghosts talking softly, but none of them really pounced on them. These ghosts are different from the ones in Evil Ghost Ridge, but they still have a bit of a human touch Son here.

There are only sleeper berths on the Yin-Yang high-speed railway, and because Fan Ge and the female ghost bought tickets together, they were assigned to the same room. Besides the female ghost, there were two other young people.

On the way, the flight attendant came to check the room, and his eyes fell on Fange for a while, and he asked him, "What's your name?"

"Li Ge." Fang Ge's voice came from behind the green yarn, a little vague.

The other party said: "Come with me."

Fang Ge raised his eyebrows: "Is there something wrong?"

"Come here if you're told, so much nonsense." The flight attendant said with a cold expression, "Be careful I'll throw you down."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and walked out, confident in his heart that Fange would follow, Su Wanting tugged Fange and said, "Be careful of being eaten."

Fang Ge is not a fool, how can he not know that he is so delicious?

He stepped up to catch up with the flight attendant, grabbed him back, threw him directly into the room, and stepped on the other's chest, revealing his scratched face, and asked curiously, "You want to eat me?"

The flight attendant was furious: "You dare to hurt me!"

"What's wrong with hurting you?" Fange said, "I still eat you."

The flight attendant looked terrified, and he watched the black air overflowing from Fange's body. It was thick and terrifying, and it gradually penetrated towards his seven orifices. When his scalp exploded, Fange smiled, "Forget it, don't bother me , Tell the ghosts in the whole car to leave me alone, or I'll throw you all down to feed the debt collectors."

Fan Ge retracted his foot on his chest, glanced at his dormmates, and found that their eyes had changed from eager to cautious, and he felt relieved. He kicked the flight attendant away, and waved his hand with a strong wind to close the door. Said: "Everyone have a good rest, good night."

Fang Ge directly pulled the quilt over his head, and heard the sound of grinding claws outside in the middle of the night.

Compared with ships, the high-speed rail has a much higher safety factor. In most cases, ghosts in the whole vehicle can reach the underworld safely. Fange slept very heavily on the boat. Everyone was beaten out of their wits. After several times in a row, finally no ghost dared to trouble him again.

It takes 81 days by water, but 49 days by land. Van Ge stretched his waist when he got off the car, and when he walked out with Su Wanting, he found many ghosts watching him.

This is also the reason why Fange asked the female ghost to help him scratch his face. The ghost king's anger was too famous. Although he changed a little this time, careful people can still recognize him.

Ghosts who died normally would be assigned to dormitories in residential areas, and Fange and Su Wanting were assigned together again. They exchanged soul cards with passes, and Fange finally had his own place to live.

On the first day Fange came to the dormitory, he was invited out to play football by his enthusiastic roommates. Fange had never played football once in the mortal world, so he immediately got a little impatient and got up decisively from the bed. He changed into the football sportswear that his mother had burned for him, and after running out, his roommate pointed to the green gauze on his face: "It's in the way."

As soon as Fan Ge took off the green gauze, several roommates froze: "Do you want to go to the hospital first?"

"No need." Fan Ge said, "This is very good."

"Okay." Roommate A said: "You are new here, you have to follow the rules here, you know?"

Fang Ge nodded obediently, and by the way, he began to bend over and stretch his muscles, imitating football players to do pre-match exercises, and he looked decent.

Roommate B said: "In our place, the newcomer has to take off his head and use it as a ball, you know that?"

Fang Ge froze, he slowly raised his head, and said, "What...what?"

"You have to take your head off." B showed him a demonstration, throwing his head up and down: "In this way, everyone can take you to play."

"Where's your ball?"

"It's usually given by that kid." A pointed to a little fat man in the corner. The little fat man's face was swollen like a pig's head. When he saw them looking over, he hugged his head in fright, and Fan Ge retracted his gaze. , took a breath, smiled and said, "Is that so... I won't play anymore."

Fange turned around to leave, but a hand stretched out from behind him, and grabbed him. A rough male face fell into his eyes, and the other party said sinisterly: "If you dare not play, we will kill you!" Divide and eat."

"..." Fange took a breath, but still smiled: "I really don't want to play anymore, I suddenly feel hungry."

"Hungry..." All the ghosts laughed: "It's just right, everyone is hungry too."

Their eyes glowed green, and the guy who was holding Fange stretched out his hand and grabbed him by the neck. Fange felt a chill in his heart, grabbed him with his backhand, threw him out, and swiped his finger. , the other party's head was already in his hands, he took two steps back, and suddenly turned to look at the stunned little fat man: "Hey, do you want to kick their heads?"

"..." The little fat man shook his head wildly.

Fange scolded for nothing, raised his hand and threw it into the opposite trash can, but the head was not accurate enough, and he hit the edge directly. The head suddenly groaned in pain, and Fange pushed his body away On the spot, a donkey rolled over and picked up the head again. Guys A, B, and C wanted to avenge their buddies, and they also wanted to attack Fange when they came up. Fange jumped up, as light as a swallow, and flew over the heads of several guys At that time, the black wind blade flashed out from the fingertips again, and all three heads fell off in succession. Fan Ge patted the head in his hand on the ground, and the head let out another scream of pain.

Van Ge kicked the other three heads away with three consecutive kicks, and suddenly felt a pain in his hand, the head on his hand bit his palm, Fang Ge waved his hand and hit the ground directly, and the head immediately blossomed like a watermelon.

The owner of the blooming head rushed over and held up his holed head, tears streaming down his face: "Pay me for the plastic surgery!"

"Why don't you pay for the plastic surgery when you kick other people's heads like a ball?" Fan Ge snorted coldly, and said, "If you want to eat me, you also need to consider your own abilities. Not qualified, silly dog."

Fang Ge turned back to the dormitory, and the other onlookers inside all stepped back.

Su Wanting lay on her bed with a complicated expression: "You have changed."

"where?"

"The first time you saw my head, you scared like a fool."

"..." Fang Ge trembled all over, and suddenly widened his eyes: "You are that slacker?! You also went to reincarnation?"

Su Wanting sighed.

"You must have been lazy all your life, right?" Fange thought of her distaste for the trouble of revenge.

"It's okay, it's okay." Su Wanting said with the attitude of playing with life: "I originally wanted to find a random man to raise me, but I didn't expect to risk my life."

"..." Fang Ge didn't want to discuss the three views with her, so he tilted his head and thought, "Where is there a seller of balls?"

"supermarket."

Life in the residential area is much more complicated than that of the Changshengyuan. Countless ghosts come to test him every day, and Fange gradually can't bear it anymore.

Although Su Wanting is lazy, she has a shrewd mind.

"If you want to prevent them from coveting you, you should show evidence that you can control your own power."

"How to do it?"

"Let them know that there is a price to pay for wanting to eat you."

Van Gogh decided to try.

Feng Yifeng is currently in charge of the Longevity Institute on his behalf, and he has mastered all his whereabouts since Fang Ge's death. He conveyed Fang Ge's performance in the car and things in the residential area to Yi in a dream. Hua Jun, the latter woke up in the middle of the night and sat on the bedside thinking.

He is now more than 80 years old and has no wife. He has helped Van Ge fulfill his filial piety to Wen Wan and Li Wei, and helped him educate his younger brother. He is still in good health now, but Mr. Yihua has already had a hopeless life. feeling of love.

He wished he could kill himself now and go to Fang Ge, but he couldn't commit suicide. He respected every life, including his own.

When Yi Huajun was 81 years old, he decided to go on an expedition. Fan Ge’s younger brother heard about this idea and immediately came to stop him. However, Yi Huajun made up his mind. He packed his luggage and got on the plane that night. to the tropics.

Five years later, Mr. Yihua, who thought he should have died in the tropical rainforest, returned safely, still in good spirits like Erba.

Younger Fan was already very old. He sat in a wheelchair and looked at his big brother who was 20 years older than himself, and shed two lines of complicated tears.

Mr. Yihua stayed at home for a year, and sent away younger brother Fan. Regardless of younger brother Fan's son's stop, he went out to explore again.

Ten years later, he returned home in ragged clothes and sent away the son of Fan Xiaodi.

At the age of 97, Yi Huajun accepted an interview with a reporter. When the video was streamed to major websites, Yi Huajun fascinated all his grandchildren. Not long after, the 98-year-old Yi Huajun embarked on a journey again.

This time he left for six years, and when he came back, Brother Fan's grandson was already over 40 years old. Jun Yihua touched the little head of Brother Fan's grandson and sighed.

He felt that he was about to die, so he stayed at home obediently, but he didn't die until he was 120 years old.

Before he died, he instructed his great-grandson to dissect his heart, put it in a box and sink it into the sea alone. The great-grandson obeyed his order, and after he fell asleep peacefully, he called a surgeon. The doctor took out the heart, but found that it was The heart has been necrotic for many years.

Mr. Yihua entered the Yin Division from the gate of ghosts, and when he returned to the Changshengyuan, he heard a lot about Fan Ge's deeds from Feng Yifeng. , didn't even dare to look at him, everyone already knew that he was Fange on the list of ghost kings, and respectfully called him Fanchangjun.

When Yi Huajun thought of his little daughter-in-law's shy appearance, he found it very interesting.

Fange runs the Reincarnation Bureau once a day. Although he has gained a lot of fame, the people in the Reincarnation Bureau still refuse him every time he applies for reincarnation. Although the rejection is a little more tactful than before, it is all in one sentence, He is not allowed to reincarnate.

Fang Ge was very depressed, but he could not become a terrorist in the ghost world and blow up the reincarnation bureau, so he had to wait obediently and patiently.

One day, when Su Wanting was browsing social media, Ge Tan suddenly sat up, and then quickly smashed her own bed a few times. Fan Ge lay on the bed and opened her eyes unexpectedly: "It's rare that you are diligent once."

"Oh." Su Wanting poked her head out from the upper bunk and showed him her phone: "Mr. Yihua is back!!"

Fange sat up abruptly, reached out to take the phone, and shouted, "He's dead!"

"Yes, I died today."

Su Wanting said that today is the year of the mortal world. Fange heaved a sigh of relief, but also felt a little disappointed, and said, "Then he hasn't come back yet."

"He's back!" Su Wanting pointed to him, "He's already in Changshengyuan!"

"!!" Fange sat up again and shouted, "Why can he teleport to the underworld as soon as he dies?!"

"He's so tall." Su Wanting said as a matter of course: "You can open and close the ghost gate at any time, and it's naturally much faster to enter through the ghost gate than us."

"This thing can still engage in VIP?!"

"You don't even look at how old people are." Su Wanting pouted, "120 years old, anyone with a life span of one hundred years or more can apply for opening the ghost gate. He doesn't even need to apply for this kind of application. Don't dare to violate it, okay?"

"120 three years old?!"

"What's your expression..."

"I congratulate him!" Fange said through gritted teeth, turned over and buried his head in the pillow.

Su Wanting didn't understand the male ghost's heart, shrugged her shoulders, lay down again, and continued admiring Yi Huajun's prosperous beauty on her mobile phone...

"The old man Yi Huajun is also very handsome. This corpse is really amazing. I want to marry him."

Fange lay down and kicked her twice, Su Wanting yelled in fright: "What are you doing!"

Van Ge turned over and got down on the bed, Su Wanting asked him again: "Where are you going?"

"Make money! I want to get out of here early! Buy a house myself!"

Van Gee said that earning money is work, and work is moving bricks. This moving bricks is really moving bricks, because Yinsi decided to build another high-speed rail, because a high-speed rail station is too crowded, and the next batch of new souls in the soul pool will be coming soon. Born, they need to prepare early.

There are very few ghosts who want to buy a house in the Yin Division, because most ghosts still have to reincarnate. If you buy a house and wait for your reincarnation, it might be bought by someone else, so buying it is basically a waste.

But Fang Ge wanted to buy it, because he didn't know how long he would stay here. He didn't want to go back to Changshengyuan, because it didn't belong to him after all.

When Fange was moving the bricks, Mr. Yihua couldn't wait to come from the Changshengyuan. He landed in front of the other party, watching the guy's rotten face swaying like a chrysanthemum in the wind, with crystal dewdrops on it, Yihua Jun coughed lightly, the brick in Fange's arms blocked his view, he couldn't see people clearly, and said out of breath, "Stay away from me, or I'll blow your head off later."

That clear boyish voice really has the aura of a gangster boss.

Yi Huajun said softly: "Do you need my help?"

"Okay." Fan Ge was not polite at all: "I will remember your face as many times as you want, and I will not hit you in the future."

Yi Huajun hugged a stack of bricks, and quietly followed behind him, as gracefully as if he was holding a stack of books.

Panting, Fan Ge put it into the cart, and when he turned around, the other party had already put the bricks in his arms into the cart. He lightly brushed the dust on his sleeves, and his eyes fell on Fang Ge's face covered with scars .

Fang Ge's expression froze for a moment, Yihua Jun thought he was going to run away again, and he was ready to continue to follow him, but Fang Ge was now addicted to being the boss of the underworld, and he was no longer cowardly, so he stared After a while, Mr. Yihua asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I have a present for you."

"what?"

Mr. Yihua took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, Fang Ge took it over and saw that it was a house deed... a house deed? !

Fang Ge raised his face: "Give it to me?"

"Don't you want a house? I bought it new."

Mr. Yihua has been in the underworld for tens of thousands of years, and his family is not weak. Fange looked at the deed and was very greedy. He coughed and couldn't hide his excitement: "Why did you give me this?"

"To make you happy."

"..." Fan Ge blushed and stammered, "You, why are you coaxing me..."

"Pursuing you."

Fang Ge: "... Chasing, chasing me for what."

"like you."

Fang Ge blushed when he heard this, and said angrily, "Where is your mortal wife?"

"Far in the sky, right in front of you."

"Who, who are you..." Fang Ge couldn't tell, and said with a straight face: "You can deceive people."

"I do not have."

"Look at my joke!"

Finally mentioned this matter, Yi Huajun was still worried that he had been keeping it in his heart and refused to face it, so he said softly: "I'm sorry."

Fang Ge was very angry, he turned around and didn't want to talk to him, Yi Huajun walked up and continued: "And I didn't hide it on purpose, I told you the same day, didn't I?"

Fang Ge thought about it, and it seemed to be the case.

"Although I didn't open my mouth to show my cards at the beginning, I didn't deliberately pretend that I couldn't see you. At that time, you ran away when you saw me. I also hope that you can calm down."

Although what Yihua Jun said is reasonable, but: "Hmph."

"Aggie, I like you."

Van Ge: "..."

Damn it, but, he turned around excitedly, met Shang Yi Huajun's eyes, and blushed suddenly: "I...I didn't hear clearly."

Mr. Yihua has been a person in the mortal world for a while, and he has thickened his skin a lot. He repeated it softly: "I like you."

"...I still haven't heard clearly."

"I like you."

"……What?"

"I like you."

"Well, there seems to be a strong wind in the underworld today..." Fange whispered, Yihua Jun frowned slightly, and then opened it again. He approached his little wife with a smile, and then stretched out his arms to hold him in his arms. Put your hands around his ears to block the wind, stick your lips together, and say softly: "I like you, Aggie, I love you."