The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Many people have the trouble of stool, but it is really rare to see such a thing as a weasel.

Upon hearing that it was the last time before the founding of the People's Republic of China, the Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help looking at the ground squirrel's stomach.I saw that the other party's abdomen was flat, and it didn't look like there was a lot of stool.

The nine-tailed fox couldn't figure it out for a while, so he asked the weasel: "I haven't had a bowel movement for so many years, don't you feel suffocated? And your smell is really... very ecstasy, won't it affect your normal life?"

The weasel raised his hand to touch his stomach, and said in a puzzled way: "To tell you the truth, although I haven't had a bowel movement for so many years, my figure is still in good shape. As for the impact you mentioned, does longevity count?"

Nine-tailed Fox blinked in doubt: "Longevity?"

The weasel nodded heavily, and gave an affirmative answer again: "Yes, longevity. Maybe you know, maybe you don't know, farts are our defensive and offensive weapons. Every time we encounter an enemy, the concentration and durability of farts directly determine the length of our lives."

Bai Hu coughed lightly: "Is this directly related to your constipation?"

The weasel nodded immediately: "Of course it does matter! You know, if we defecate once a day, the odor concentration of the fart is only 3.5 moles per liter, but if we don't defecate for two days, the odor concentration will immediately increase by a little bit. Ah. The education I have been exposed to since I was a child is that the longer you hold back your stool, the greater your chances of saving your life. I have been holding back since before the founding of the People’s Republic of China, so my farts are the smelliest among my peers. As for those peers who defecate every day, I haven't seen them for a long time..."

The clerks of the Coffin Bookstore blinked, not knowing what to say for a while.

But Ruan Meng still remembered the time, and asked aloud: "I remember that after the founding of Huaguo, the demon management office also issued corresponding laws and policies, prohibiting fighting and personal injury. Your enemies no longer exist, and increasing the concentration is still useful." ?"

Speaking of this weasel's originally excited face was instantly frustrated, its small head hung down, and it sighed softly: "Sir, you also know that in the past, the weak preyed on the strong. Who knew that it would suddenly become a legal society?" ? Everyone is abiding by the law and striving to be a good citizen. The fart I saved so hard was never used later, alas..."

Yaya straightened her poison mask, and asked in confusion, "Since it's useless, why do you keep holding it?"

The weasel had a sullen face and said helplessly: "It's not that I want to keep holding it in, but...it's that I've been holding it in for a long time, and no matter how hard I try, I can't get out. Gentlemen, have you ever experienced that kind of despair? It's just you working hard in the toilet. After two days, I only brewed a fart in the end, and almost passed out from the smell... Anyway, since then, I dare not try hard."

Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help being surprised: "It's all like this, and you haven't considered asking outsiders for help?"

The weasel suddenly lowered his head shyly, raised his furry little paws to cover his eyes, and said, "Why do you have the nerve to tell others about such private things..."

Got it!

Ruan Meng understood the cause and effect, and immediately asked the weasel if he wanted to accept the laxative service at Guancai Bookstore.

The weasel let go of its paws, and looked at Ruan Meng in a daze: "Sir, can Guancai Bookstore do this kind of work?"

Bai Hu immediately replied: "As long as you give me money, Guancai Bookstore can help you with anything."

Body odor is really embarrassing and hurts self-esteem.

Weasel placed an order with Ruan Meng after a short thought, and was then invited to the operating table to wait for the laxative operation.

The expressions on everyone's faces are very complicated. After all, what they have to face in a while may be an unbearable situation for ordinary people.

Ruan Meng's mind was still clear, and he turned to Baihu and said, "Go to the black market and ask if there is any need for biochemical weapons."

It took Baihu a while to get to Ruan Meng's point, and he started to deal with it immediately.

Not long after, the white tiger ran back and said excitedly to Ruan Meng: "Boss, there are two planets in the outer space hundreds of light years away from the earth that are fighting, and one of them is fighting in the whole universe without harming lives but can temporarily kill people." A lethal weapon of resistance."

Ruan Meng nodded when he heard the words: "It's a benevolent planet, well, let's sell the biochemical weapons taken out this time to them."

Baihu expressed his agreement.

After deciding on the path of lethal weapons, Ruan Meng entered the laboratory to perform surgery on the weasel.

Long before Ruan Meng came in, the octopus had already helped the weasel with an ultrasound examination of the abdomen.

According to the screen detected by the instrument, it can be seen that the poop in the weasel's stomach has entered the state of super concentrated washing.

All the water and nutrients in it have been completely reabsorbed, and they can only become concentrated balls and accumulate in the weasel's stomach.

It was the first time Ruan Meng had seen such black poop as hard as a diamond.

If you want to deal with this kind of poop that has reached the hardness that can cut diamonds, you must not go head-to-head.

In order to take out the poop and to protect the weasel's intestinal wall from being damaged.

Ruan Meng finally decided to adopt the method of overcoming rigidity with softness.

Since it is super-concentrated stool, ordinary laxatives and Kaisailu will not have any special effect.

Without Ruan Meng ordering the octopus, he had already brought a highly concentrated poop dissolver and a super powerful laxative.

Seeing the dissolving agent in the tin bucket slowly pouring out, the weasel almost jumped up from the operating table in shock: "Sir, is it really okay to drink so much?"

Ruan Meng shook his head and answered patiently: "This is not for you to drink, but for you to pour into your rectum."

The weasel was a little relieved, took the double-concentrated laxative tea that Ya Ya handed over, and lay down after drinking it.

After the infusion officially started, everyone fixed the water bag and waited for the poop to dissolve together.

The dissolving agent was poured into the weasel's small intestine from the rectum little by little, and slowly, the weasel's stomach swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The weasel watched his belly getting bigger and bigger like a blown balloon, and couldn't help being a little scared: "Sir, will my belly explode?"

Ruan Meng said calmly, "No."

The weasel fell silent, quietly watching his belly getting higher and higher.

Just when the weasel's belly was about to touch the ceiling, a strange bowel movement suddenly struck.

Weasel looked up at his stomach and exclaimed, "I feel like I'm going to give birth..."

Before the words fell, there was a clatter——

Just like the opening of a reservoir to release water, it is rushing down thousands of miles and coming menacingly.

It took a full three hours for this diarrhea to be considered clean.

After sealing and packing the contents of the universe bag, the octopus will be responsible for sending the express to the military of the alien planet.

Ruan Meng glanced at the weasel lying motionless on the operating table, and said to Baihu: "I will leave the work of replenishing potassium and fluid in the later stage to you."

Baihu nodded: "Okay, no problem, but..." Baihu looked around at the smoky atmosphere in the room, and said worriedly, "I haven't taken off the gas mask yet, I was just thinking, we can still take off this year A gas mask?"

What Baihu thought of, Ruan Meng naturally thought of it a long time ago, he pursed his lips at Baihu and said: "I will deal with this."

After Ruan Meng left the operating room, he began to think about the air in the room.

Because they are afraid that the gas will float out and pollute the surrounding environment, the entire Guancai Bookstore is now in a sealed state.

Yaya was thinking hard, and immediately came up with a solution: "Leave the aftermath to me."

Ruan Meng couldn't help but glanced at Yaya, and asked in doubt: "Do you have any good ideas?"

Ya Ya raised her eyebrows: "I don't have one, but Miao Miao must have it."

As soon as the dryad received Ya Ya's call, he immediately brought a bunch of juniors over.

As soon as they entered the room, everyone stood in a row, and the dryad pointed to Yaya and introduced it to everyone: "Children, look clearly, this is our ancestor."

A group of young dryads gave Yaya a 90-degree bow in unison: "Hello, old ancestor!"

The tree spirit introduced Ruan Meng to everyone: "This is Boss Ruan, whom I often mention to you. In the future, if you have any problems with leaves or roots, you can come to Boss Ruan."

The young dryads all turned to Ruan Meng again, and bowed deeply: "Hello, Boss Ruan!"

Ruan Meng was a little out of shape by this posture, politely greeted everyone and asked Yaya: "This is?"

Yaya pointed at herself and smiled: "You still remember what my body is. For things like purifying the air, a hundred air conditioners can't compare to one of our dryads."

After Yaya finished speaking, the tree spirit replied, "Boss Ruan, don't worry, we will absorb all these harmful gases and purify them to produce fresh air. Well, children, let's act together!"

After the Dryad finished speaking, he became a prototype first. Fortunately, he still remembered that he didn't grow particularly tall indoors.

The other dryads followed suit, some went to the laboratory, and some stayed in the living room, starting the great cause of evolution.

In just two hours, the yellow smoke visible to the naked eye in the air has disappeared.

The dryads turned into human figures and smiled at the members of Guancai Bookstore: "Okay, sir, the indoor air quality is already excellent, so let's take our leave first."

Ruan Meng thanked them naturally, and brought a few bottles of plant-specific nutrient solution for each Dryad before leaving.

After seeing off the Dryad, everyone took off their gas masks and let out a long sigh of relief——

This is the air that people breathe! !

After the break, the weasel came out holding the wall and kept saying thank you to everyone.

After the stool accumulated for many years was discharged, the entire fur of the weasel lit up, and it looked much more beautiful.

After saying a few words, the weasel said goodbye and went home.

Three days later, Guancai Bookstore received a negative review from Weasel——

Yellow-skinned little wolf: Unblocks the stomach and intestines, and relaxes the body.

Guancai Bookstore is a bull, and I, Xiaolang, will push it all my life.

I won’t write about the customized service that involves privacy. In short, that night was the most comfortable, ecstasy and unforgettable night in my life.

As for why I gave a bad review, this is because I want to give Mr. Octopus a chance to perform hahahahaha!

Fantastic Guancai Bookstore miraculous owner and clerk, don't hesitate, place an order now!