The days when the psychic engaged in farming

"About two or three things about men, there are some things you must know..."

Ruan Meng opened the PPT, and asked Ya Ya to open the book in front of him before starting to teach Ya Ya about today's lesson.

Yaya opened the book a little ignorantly, and as soon as she opened it, she saw a portrait of a naked man on the title page.

He looked at the man, and secretly compared the muscle texture and body proportions of the two——

Well, my own is much better than this person's.

Ruan Meng pointed to the book and said, "Before entering today's theme course, let's learn about normal human anatomy. What you see now is the normal human anatomy position. Look at this person's body standing upright..."

Ya Ya listened a little confused, not knowing why a man must know the structure of the human body.

What Ruan Meng said was very general, and he helped Yaya explain the body structure of men and women for an hour.

Ya Ya looked at the anatomy atlas and was still dazed, so he listened to whatever Ruan Meng said.

Fortunately, Yaya is very smart, and quickly understood the difference in physiological structure between men and women.

It was already eleven o'clock at night, and Yaya looked at Ruan Meng with a pen in her hand and rested her chin.

To be honest, Yaya is not interested in these things at all.

Just when he was hesitating whether to tell Ruan Meng that he wanted to sleep, Ruan Meng suddenly knocked on the table and motioned for Ya Ya's computer.

"I thought you should know some things after living for so many years. But looking at your performance at certain times, I feel that you don't know." Ruan Meng paused, and asked Yaya when he thought of something, " Do you know how babies come out?"

Ya Ya blinked, and said without thinking: "Hatched from an egg? Like half a month?"

Ruan Meng didn't speak, and looked at Yaya, as if to see if what he said was true or not.

Yaya quickly raised her hand and smiled, before saying, "Well, I was just joking. Actually, I know that a child is born by a boy and a girl."

Ruan Meng nodded and continued to ask: "Then do you know what the production process is like?"

Yaya was stunned for a moment, then cleared her throat and tentatively said, "Shouldn't it be just holding hands, kissing and then turning on the light?"

"What about after the lights are turned on?"

Ya Ya shrugged: "Close your eyes and go to sleep."

Ruan Meng pointed at the computer with a pen, and then said to Yaya: "What you are talking about is the preparations before manufacturing, not the manufacturing process. In fact, the birth of children comes from simple and mechanical movements."

Ruan Meng turned on the computer and began to seriously popularize the different sexual characteristics of men and women and their respective physiological characteristics.

In order to vividly demonstrate the production process, Ruan Meng showed Ya Ya the simulation process with finger cakes and donuts.

Ya Ya gradually became interested, picked up a pen and wrote it down in a small notebook.

"Sex is not something to be ashamed of, but we must have a correct attitude towards it." During Ruan Meng's lectures, some progressive ideas were interspersed. His attitude was calm, so Yaya didn't feel that This is a strange thing.

After sorting out the general knowledge points, Ruan Meng paused and asked Yaya: "Is there anything else I don't understand?"

The student Yaya turned the pen, thought about it carefully, and said, "No, it seems to be a very simple matter."

Ruan Meng nodded, opened a teaching video and said to Yaya: "This is a plot-oriented love action movie. Compared with the slightly obscene movies in some countries, I personally think this is suitable for educational movies. of."

Yaya nodded, and was about to follow Ruan Meng to watch the educational film.

Because it is a literary film, the conveniences are relatively reserved.

Ruan Meng and Ya Ya sat in front of the computer desk, watching the entire teaching film with solemn expressions.

After the screening of the film was over, Ruan Meng asked Yaya again: "Did you find any problems after watching it?"

Ya Ya frowned, pointed to an actor above and said, "Based on the knowledge you just added to me, this actor obviously has hemorrhoids. But I can't tell whether it is internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids or mixed hemorrhoids." ..."

"That's an external hemorrhoid." After Ruan Meng finished speaking, he realized that he had been led away by Ya Ya. He interrupted Ya Ya's words and asked again seriously: "Now I know what is the harmony of yin and yang and the production process of children. right?"

Yaya nodded solemnly: "Yes, I understand."

Ruan Meng asked again: "Are there any questions? If not, we will stop here for today's lesson. This is your coming-of-age ceremony."

Yaya raised her hand, indicating that she had something to say: "Mengmeng, I should understand all the theoretical things, but the practical experience is still 0. I have two main problems now. One is that the manufacturing process is really difficult. Are you happy? Why do I never have the so-called impulsiveness? Second, you say that Yin and Yang are harmonious, so what about Huapi and Goose Jiang? You must know that although Huapi looks like a girl with long hair, he also has a stalwart Isn't it masculine? What is this situation, is the yang and yang reconciled?"

After listening to what Yaya said, Ruan Meng closed the computer and looked at Yaya: "First, this kind of manufacturing process is pleasant in theory, but because I don't have much practical experience, I can't give other answers. As for why you don't feel it, it may be because your heart is pure, so you haven't had any desires."

"...As for the Goose Sauce and Painted Skin you mentioned, they are both boys. Speaking of this, I have to talk about the sexual orientation of human beings. In this world, most human beings are heterosexual, but there are also a few of them because of genes or Other psychological factors or other irresistible external factors fall in love with the same sex. Regardless of the gender of the person you like, it is actually normal in itself..."

By the time Teacher Ruan Meng's popular science class ended, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

This midnight, under the leadership of Ruan Meng, Ya Ya learned some new knowledge points and opened the door to a new world.

When going to take a shower before going to bed, Yaya couldn't help but glance at her little brother.

The little guy is full of vigor, and it seems that all conditions are good.

Ya Ya glanced at this little guy who had never been used for anything, and unconsciously became a little curious——

I don't even know what it feels like to be loaded.

That night, Yaya had a dream.

In the dream, he and Ruan Meng were still in the clubhouse in the villa area before, and the pretty girl there asked if they wanted other services.

Ya Ya glanced at Ruan Meng and finally said no.

But when the screen changed, Ya Ya suddenly turned into a person driving piles.

It was a novel feeling, a secret and exhilarating experience.

While Ya Ya was high-spirited, she thought about sharing her current experience with Ruan Meng.

But he looked around and couldn't see where Ruan Meng was.

Just when Yaya lowered her head, the person in her arms suddenly showed her face.

After seeing the appearance of that person, Ya Ya was completely dumbfounded...

When Ruan Meng got up, Yaya was no longer in the room.

Yue Ban yawned and opened his eyes, and stretched out two chubby arms towards Ruan Meng to hug him.

When Ruan Meng reached out to hug Yueban, he was surprised to find that the sheets had been changed at some point.

It was obviously changed before going to bed last night, but Ruan Meng remembered that it was not this one.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Octopus prepared dinner and invited everyone to come out for dinner.

Yue Ban sat on the baby chair, knocking on the small board table with a spoon, trying to eat by herself.But his little hands are chubby and clumsy. In the last month and a half, he held a spoon with his left hand and grabbed rice with his right hand, eating soup and rice with his mouth full.

Nine-Tailed Fox looked around and couldn't see Ya Ya's shadow. He pouted and looked at Ruan Meng and asked, "Boss, did you see Ya Ya when you got up?"

Ruan Meng shook his head: "No, he wasn't in the room when I woke up."

strangeness.

This early in the morning, where can Ya Ya go?

Nine-tailed fox was worried, picked up the phone on the table and called Yaya.

The familiar ringtone of the mobile phone rang in the room, Jiuweihu turned his head and looked at the mobile phone in surprise——

Either Yaya didn't bring his mobile phone when he went out, or he didn't go out at all.

Octopus thought of something, pointed to the balcony and said: "Ya Ya seems to have gotten up early to do laundry, I see his pajamas on the balcony. It looks like he just washed it not long ago."

No one knows where Ya Ya went.

Yue Ban clamored to play on the ground after eating.

Nine-Tailed Fox helped Yue Ban clean up his body and wiped his little hands before he carried him to the ground for him to play with.

Yue Ban crawled from one side to the other, taking this toy and chewing on that toy, having a great time playing.

Children are playful and impatient.

After playing with the toy for a while, I lost interest in it for a month and a half.

He crawled around the room, looking for things he was interested in everywhere.

When I climbed to the corner, I saw a white and soft dumpling in front of me, with two small green buds on it.

Tangyuan and sweet glutinous rice appeared in Yue Ban's mind, and he couldn't help drooling.

He quickly crawled over, grabbed the white glutinous rice dumpling with green sprouts on its head, opened his mouth and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Chirp!"

"Wow!"

Yaya's familiar cry and Yueban's loud cry rang out one after the other.

Several people who were eating immediately stood up from their seats and stepped forward to check the situation.

At that time, Yue Ban was still holding Yaya in his hands, and his body was smoking, obviously he had just been electrocuted.

Ya Ya was held in Yue Ban's hands, and the leaves on Ruan Meng's head immediately wilted when she saw Ruan Meng approaching, wishing she could hide herself.

The glutinous rice buds with long buds still have two shallow tooth marks on their bodies, which look like they have been bitten by Yue Ban.

The discharge was really not intentional by Yaya, it was purely a self-protection reaction.

Seeing Ruan Meng approaching, Yue Ban immediately raised her hand to stuff Ya Ya into Ruan Meng's mouth.

Ruan Meng stopped Yue Ban's movements, took Yaya and held it in his hand and looked around carefully.

He took out the handkerchief from his body, and carefully helped Yaya wipe off the saliva that Yue Ban left on him.

Because he accidentally touched the buds on the buds, Ruan Meng discovered that there seemed to be flower buds on the buds.

Just when he wanted to ask Ya Ya how it became like this, Ya Ya's body suddenly changed from milky white to pink for some unknown reason.