The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 159 My Stomach Is So Bloated
Pixiu is small in size, but invincibly heavy in weight.
Baihu looked back at the building he lived in, and then at Pixiu, and couldn't help but said, "You're not so heavy the last time I saw you, are you?"
Pixiu raised his head and burped lightly: "Yes, Brother Baihu, I ate a lot of treasures after we separated."
It's not a problem to stand below all the time, Ruan Meng nodded to Pixiu on the ground: "Let's talk first."
Although Pixiu tried his best to control his weight, and even though the elevator in Ruanmeng Building has a lot of load capacity, Pixiu still had to take the elevator alone so as not to be overweight.
"Boss Ruan," Pixiu's voice is cute, but its appearance is very similar, "I have a little indigestion recently, so I came here specially to ask you for help."
Ruan Meng glanced at Pixiu's round, fluffy belly, pursed his lips and asked, "Have you eaten anything recently?"
Pixiu raised his claws to touch his stomach, and nodded slightly: "You should also know that I can only go in and out. But I have a big appetite, and I have eaten and eaten for so many years, and I haven't had any problems. But My friend has gotten more and more treasures recently, and I can't take it anymore..."
"your friend?"
Pixiu nodded: "Yes, my good friend, brother Baihu knows, is Xiao Qinglong..."
Pixiu and Qinglong have known each other for many years, they can be regarded as friends who grew up together.
At that time in Nanshan, there was no unified and effective order in the world of beasts.
In this violent world where the weak prey on the strong, friendships from childhood are especially precious.
Both Pixiu and Qinglong have good strength values, and no one dares to bully them when they are together.
Other monsters are afraid of these two powerful monsters, only Pixiu and Qinglong feel that each other still needs protection.
The two good friends support each other and take care of each other to this day. The revolutionary friendship can be said to be very deep.
As an old friend, it is natural to know what hobbies the other party has.
Qinglong is an upright dragon, neither lustful nor do other bad things.
But I don't know when, Qinglong suddenly became obsessed with collecting treasures.
Whether it's jewelry or cultural relics, Qinglong basically takes care of the previous things at home.
But he brought back so much treasure that there was nowhere to hide it.
Seeing that Qinglong was in a hurry to find a place to store the treasure, Paixiu thought for a while and stood up patting his belly: "Put it in my belly first."
Pixiu has been eating for thousands of years. At first, he didn't feel anything, but in recent years, Pixiu has started to feel full.
However, in recent years, Qinglong seems to be on the hook, earning more and more treasures, and Pixiu is increasingly feeling overwhelmed.
Pixiu doesn't want to disappoint his good friend, but he can't keep eating like this.
If you eat it for two more days, your stomach will probably explode.
"Boss Ruan, my belly is swollen and I'm really uncomfortable, but can you please help me take out the baby inside?"
"But try."
Ruan Meng gave Pai Yao a complete physical examination, and found that Pai Yao is really the type that can only enter and exit.
There is a seal in Pixiu's esophagus, and it is impossible to spit it out unless it is cut off.
And Pixiu has no place to excrete, so it is not very realistic to pull it out.
There are really a lot of things in Pixiu's stomach. If you don't take them out, let alone eat them, you won't even be able to guarantee your quality of life.
After Ruan Meng analyzed the basic situation of Pixiu, he suggested surgery.
"What, you want to make me an artificial asshole?" Pixiu immediately covered his little butt with his paws and looked at Ruan Meng in horror, "Will it hurt?"
Ruan Meng took a look at Baihu, and Baihu immediately stood up elegantly and advertised: "Our shop now uses self-made anesthetics, which are specially designed to target ghosts and all kinds of beasts. It works quickly and has no side effects. It is the best choice for your surgery." The choice!"
Pixiu looked at Baihu and blinked, his long eyelashes flickering like a small fan: "Brother Baihu, you seem to have really changed a lot..."
The former God of War has now become a gold medal salesman. This identity change is really super surprising.
Ruan Meng took the thing printed by Octopus and handed it to Pai Xiu: "This is the informed consent form for the operation. Please read it. If there is no problem, we can perform the operation after signing the contract."
Pixiu glanced at the emergency contact column on the surgery informed consent form, hesitated for a while and signed Qinglong's contact information on it.
The little guy raised his head, bit his lip and looked at Ruan Meng, "Boss Ruan, can the operation be performed now?"
"Well, anytime."
When the operation was approaching, Ruan Meng discovered another problem.
Pixiu has a small body and great energy.
When he lays on a general operating table, he presses it down.
Ruan Meng had no choice but to ask Octopus to disinfect and tidy up the ground, and then arranged the operation on the ground.
Pixiu lay on the ground, fluffy and round like a fur ball.
He turned his head to look at Ruan Meng, and asked childishly, "Boss Ruan, what are you doing now?"
Holding a tape measure and a marker pen in his hand, Ruan Meng measured Pixiu's body proportions bit by bit: "I'm looking for the most suitable surgical site."
"Oh, look for it slowly." Pai Yao lay on his arms, feeling a little queasy in his heart.
Ruan Meng can even change his organs, and opening holes like this is a piece of cake.
The surgery went well.
When Ruan Meng operated on Pixiu, he fully considered the ornamental and practicality of the little chrysanthemum.
After the chrysanthemum was shaped, Ruan Meng immediately shouted: "Qiankun bag!"
"Here we come." Hearing this, the octopus immediately placed the universe bag behind Pixiu's buttocks, and countless rare treasures poured out.
When a Qiankun bag is full, a new Qiankun bag will be added immediately.
Seeing that Pixiu's stomach was more than half full, Ruan Meng immediately closed the valve.
Octopus placed all the Qiankun bags beside Paixiu.
Just as everyone went out to wait for Pixiu to wake up, Qinglong suddenly came to the door.
Seeing Qinglong, Baihu was a little surprised, shrugged and said, "Is today a special day? Why are you all here?"
"Brother Baihu?" Qinglong was quite surprised to see Baihu, he glanced up and down at Baihu and couldn't help asking, "Has Paixiu been here?"
Bai Hu nodded: "Are you still lying in there?"
"Lying down? What's wrong with him?"
Baihu stood aside, gave way to Qinglong and signaled him to come in, and then said: "Don't you know if he's full enough to last?"
Are you full?
Qinglong was a little confused, but he took off his shoes and entered the door.
Qinglong's figure is comparable to that of the male models on the runway, and his facial features are tough and he looks very handsome.
"Hello Boss Ruan." Qinglong stood in front of Ruan Meng and greeted him politely, but his thoughts were all inside, "Is Pixiu okay?"
Ruan Meng signaled Qinglong to sit down and talk: "I'll wake up in half an hour, don't worry."
Qinglong took the tea poured by the octopus, thanked him and went to see Ruan Meng: "Boss Ruan, Pixiu and I are very good friends. He didn't tell me why he came here. I was worried about his physical condition, so I found it."
When Qinglong was talking, his eyes still looked involuntarily, and then begged Ruan Meng: "Boss Ruan, is there something wrong with Paixiu? Is it serious?"
Ruan Meng glanced at Qinglong, there was a large-capacity backpack behind him, Ruan Meng pointed to the schoolbag and asked, "Is it jewelry?"
Qinglong was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then took the bag in front of him and unzipped it for Ruan Meng to see: "Sir, you can take it if you like, but you should leave some for me, I'm afraid that Pixiu will be hungry."
When Qinglong mentioned Pixiu, his tone was gentle, but when he looked at those jewels, his expression was cold.
Thinking of those rumors that dragons love treasures, Ruan Meng couldn't help asking Qinglong, "Do you like jewelry?"
Qinglong shook his head: "I don't like it. But Pixiu wants to eat jewelry, I'm afraid he won't be full, so I will try my best to earn it for him..."
Qinglong didn't have much obsession in the past, and playing with Pixiu and the others every day is not bad.
Later, seeing that Pixiu likes to eat jewellery, Tsing Lung is always afraid that he will not get enough to eat, so he starts working hard to earn jewellery.
If I told him directly, Pai Yao would be embarrassed to ask for it.
Qinglong thought about it, and finally came up with a solution——
He told Pixiu that he had earned a lot of treasures, but he was worried about where to hide them.
Pixiu said he was willing to help him hide the jewels in his belly, so Qinglong was naturally very happy.
"That is to say, you thought of stuffing jewelry into his belly because you were afraid that he wouldn't have enough to eat?" Yaya understood when she heard this. Both are hard.
Qinglong didn't know, so he just nodded: "Yes. So can you tell me what happened to Pixiu now?"
Yaya glanced at Ruan Meng, and seeing that he had no objection, she told Qinglong about Pixiu from beginning to end.
"So, Pixiu is not hungry at all, is it?" Qinglong was silent for a long time after hearing this.
At this moment, Nine-Tailed Fox came out and said, "Pixiu is awake!"
Pixiu had a dream. In the dream, Qinglong brought back a lot of jewels for him to eat.He ate and ate and felt that his stomach was full, and when he felt that his stomach was going to explode, he suddenly thought of something——
He also has little chrysanthemums now, so he can eat them with confidence!
"Hehehe..." Pai Yao woke up with a smile, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the face of Qinglong who was close at hand.
Pixiu raised his little paw and rubbed his eyes, then yawned and closed his eyes again: "I'm still in a dream, right? If I open my eyes again, I should wake up?"
Pixiu muttered to himself, and slowly opened his eyes: "Hey, why are you still here? Am I still in a dream?"
Pixiu was about to rub his eyes again, Qinglong reached out to poke Pixiu's face: "It's not a dream, I'm here to take you home."
"Hey?" Pixiu immediately sat up, of course sitting up is not much higher than lying down.
He touched his comfortable stomach and glanced at the Qiankun bag behind him, and then he dared not look at Qinglong with a look of shame on his face: "I'm sorry, Xiao Qinglong, I really can't eat it... That's why I asked Boss Ruan to help me out." Some... But don't worry, I still have a lot in my stomach for you!"
Qinglong glanced at those Qiankun bags, raised his hand and rubbed Pixiu's head: "Little fool, I don't need you to eat it from now on. By the way, is there anything you really want to eat?"
Pixiu stared blankly at Qinglong, and tentatively said, "I've always been curious about the taste of hot pot..."
"Let's go."
"Where to go?"
"Take you to eat hot pot!"
Baihu looked back at the building he lived in, and then at Pixiu, and couldn't help but said, "You're not so heavy the last time I saw you, are you?"
Pixiu raised his head and burped lightly: "Yes, Brother Baihu, I ate a lot of treasures after we separated."
It's not a problem to stand below all the time, Ruan Meng nodded to Pixiu on the ground: "Let's talk first."
Although Pixiu tried his best to control his weight, and even though the elevator in Ruanmeng Building has a lot of load capacity, Pixiu still had to take the elevator alone so as not to be overweight.
"Boss Ruan," Pixiu's voice is cute, but its appearance is very similar, "I have a little indigestion recently, so I came here specially to ask you for help."
Ruan Meng glanced at Pixiu's round, fluffy belly, pursed his lips and asked, "Have you eaten anything recently?"
Pixiu raised his claws to touch his stomach, and nodded slightly: "You should also know that I can only go in and out. But I have a big appetite, and I have eaten and eaten for so many years, and I haven't had any problems. But My friend has gotten more and more treasures recently, and I can't take it anymore..."
"your friend?"
Pixiu nodded: "Yes, my good friend, brother Baihu knows, is Xiao Qinglong..."
Pixiu and Qinglong have known each other for many years, they can be regarded as friends who grew up together.
At that time in Nanshan, there was no unified and effective order in the world of beasts.
In this violent world where the weak prey on the strong, friendships from childhood are especially precious.
Both Pixiu and Qinglong have good strength values, and no one dares to bully them when they are together.
Other monsters are afraid of these two powerful monsters, only Pixiu and Qinglong feel that each other still needs protection.
The two good friends support each other and take care of each other to this day. The revolutionary friendship can be said to be very deep.
As an old friend, it is natural to know what hobbies the other party has.
Qinglong is an upright dragon, neither lustful nor do other bad things.
But I don't know when, Qinglong suddenly became obsessed with collecting treasures.
Whether it's jewelry or cultural relics, Qinglong basically takes care of the previous things at home.
But he brought back so much treasure that there was nowhere to hide it.
Seeing that Qinglong was in a hurry to find a place to store the treasure, Paixiu thought for a while and stood up patting his belly: "Put it in my belly first."
Pixiu has been eating for thousands of years. At first, he didn't feel anything, but in recent years, Pixiu has started to feel full.
However, in recent years, Qinglong seems to be on the hook, earning more and more treasures, and Pixiu is increasingly feeling overwhelmed.
Pixiu doesn't want to disappoint his good friend, but he can't keep eating like this.
If you eat it for two more days, your stomach will probably explode.
"Boss Ruan, my belly is swollen and I'm really uncomfortable, but can you please help me take out the baby inside?"
"But try."
Ruan Meng gave Pai Yao a complete physical examination, and found that Pai Yao is really the type that can only enter and exit.
There is a seal in Pixiu's esophagus, and it is impossible to spit it out unless it is cut off.
And Pixiu has no place to excrete, so it is not very realistic to pull it out.
There are really a lot of things in Pixiu's stomach. If you don't take them out, let alone eat them, you won't even be able to guarantee your quality of life.
After Ruan Meng analyzed the basic situation of Pixiu, he suggested surgery.
"What, you want to make me an artificial asshole?" Pixiu immediately covered his little butt with his paws and looked at Ruan Meng in horror, "Will it hurt?"
Ruan Meng took a look at Baihu, and Baihu immediately stood up elegantly and advertised: "Our shop now uses self-made anesthetics, which are specially designed to target ghosts and all kinds of beasts. It works quickly and has no side effects. It is the best choice for your surgery." The choice!"
Pixiu looked at Baihu and blinked, his long eyelashes flickering like a small fan: "Brother Baihu, you seem to have really changed a lot..."
The former God of War has now become a gold medal salesman. This identity change is really super surprising.
Ruan Meng took the thing printed by Octopus and handed it to Pai Xiu: "This is the informed consent form for the operation. Please read it. If there is no problem, we can perform the operation after signing the contract."
Pixiu glanced at the emergency contact column on the surgery informed consent form, hesitated for a while and signed Qinglong's contact information on it.
The little guy raised his head, bit his lip and looked at Ruan Meng, "Boss Ruan, can the operation be performed now?"
"Well, anytime."
When the operation was approaching, Ruan Meng discovered another problem.
Pixiu has a small body and great energy.
When he lays on a general operating table, he presses it down.
Ruan Meng had no choice but to ask Octopus to disinfect and tidy up the ground, and then arranged the operation on the ground.
Pixiu lay on the ground, fluffy and round like a fur ball.
He turned his head to look at Ruan Meng, and asked childishly, "Boss Ruan, what are you doing now?"
Holding a tape measure and a marker pen in his hand, Ruan Meng measured Pixiu's body proportions bit by bit: "I'm looking for the most suitable surgical site."
"Oh, look for it slowly." Pai Yao lay on his arms, feeling a little queasy in his heart.
Ruan Meng can even change his organs, and opening holes like this is a piece of cake.
The surgery went well.
When Ruan Meng operated on Pixiu, he fully considered the ornamental and practicality of the little chrysanthemum.
After the chrysanthemum was shaped, Ruan Meng immediately shouted: "Qiankun bag!"
"Here we come." Hearing this, the octopus immediately placed the universe bag behind Pixiu's buttocks, and countless rare treasures poured out.
When a Qiankun bag is full, a new Qiankun bag will be added immediately.
Seeing that Pixiu's stomach was more than half full, Ruan Meng immediately closed the valve.
Octopus placed all the Qiankun bags beside Paixiu.
Just as everyone went out to wait for Pixiu to wake up, Qinglong suddenly came to the door.
Seeing Qinglong, Baihu was a little surprised, shrugged and said, "Is today a special day? Why are you all here?"
"Brother Baihu?" Qinglong was quite surprised to see Baihu, he glanced up and down at Baihu and couldn't help asking, "Has Paixiu been here?"
Bai Hu nodded: "Are you still lying in there?"
"Lying down? What's wrong with him?"
Baihu stood aside, gave way to Qinglong and signaled him to come in, and then said: "Don't you know if he's full enough to last?"
Are you full?
Qinglong was a little confused, but he took off his shoes and entered the door.
Qinglong's figure is comparable to that of the male models on the runway, and his facial features are tough and he looks very handsome.
"Hello Boss Ruan." Qinglong stood in front of Ruan Meng and greeted him politely, but his thoughts were all inside, "Is Pixiu okay?"
Ruan Meng signaled Qinglong to sit down and talk: "I'll wake up in half an hour, don't worry."
Qinglong took the tea poured by the octopus, thanked him and went to see Ruan Meng: "Boss Ruan, Pixiu and I are very good friends. He didn't tell me why he came here. I was worried about his physical condition, so I found it."
When Qinglong was talking, his eyes still looked involuntarily, and then begged Ruan Meng: "Boss Ruan, is there something wrong with Paixiu? Is it serious?"
Ruan Meng glanced at Qinglong, there was a large-capacity backpack behind him, Ruan Meng pointed to the schoolbag and asked, "Is it jewelry?"
Qinglong was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then took the bag in front of him and unzipped it for Ruan Meng to see: "Sir, you can take it if you like, but you should leave some for me, I'm afraid that Pixiu will be hungry."
When Qinglong mentioned Pixiu, his tone was gentle, but when he looked at those jewels, his expression was cold.
Thinking of those rumors that dragons love treasures, Ruan Meng couldn't help asking Qinglong, "Do you like jewelry?"
Qinglong shook his head: "I don't like it. But Pixiu wants to eat jewelry, I'm afraid he won't be full, so I will try my best to earn it for him..."
Qinglong didn't have much obsession in the past, and playing with Pixiu and the others every day is not bad.
Later, seeing that Pixiu likes to eat jewellery, Tsing Lung is always afraid that he will not get enough to eat, so he starts working hard to earn jewellery.
If I told him directly, Pai Yao would be embarrassed to ask for it.
Qinglong thought about it, and finally came up with a solution——
He told Pixiu that he had earned a lot of treasures, but he was worried about where to hide them.
Pixiu said he was willing to help him hide the jewels in his belly, so Qinglong was naturally very happy.
"That is to say, you thought of stuffing jewelry into his belly because you were afraid that he wouldn't have enough to eat?" Yaya understood when she heard this. Both are hard.
Qinglong didn't know, so he just nodded: "Yes. So can you tell me what happened to Pixiu now?"
Yaya glanced at Ruan Meng, and seeing that he had no objection, she told Qinglong about Pixiu from beginning to end.
"So, Pixiu is not hungry at all, is it?" Qinglong was silent for a long time after hearing this.
At this moment, Nine-Tailed Fox came out and said, "Pixiu is awake!"
Pixiu had a dream. In the dream, Qinglong brought back a lot of jewels for him to eat.He ate and ate and felt that his stomach was full, and when he felt that his stomach was going to explode, he suddenly thought of something——
He also has little chrysanthemums now, so he can eat them with confidence!
"Hehehe..." Pai Yao woke up with a smile, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the face of Qinglong who was close at hand.
Pixiu raised his little paw and rubbed his eyes, then yawned and closed his eyes again: "I'm still in a dream, right? If I open my eyes again, I should wake up?"
Pixiu muttered to himself, and slowly opened his eyes: "Hey, why are you still here? Am I still in a dream?"
Pixiu was about to rub his eyes again, Qinglong reached out to poke Pixiu's face: "It's not a dream, I'm here to take you home."
"Hey?" Pixiu immediately sat up, of course sitting up is not much higher than lying down.
He touched his comfortable stomach and glanced at the Qiankun bag behind him, and then he dared not look at Qinglong with a look of shame on his face: "I'm sorry, Xiao Qinglong, I really can't eat it... That's why I asked Boss Ruan to help me out." Some... But don't worry, I still have a lot in my stomach for you!"
Qinglong glanced at those Qiankun bags, raised his hand and rubbed Pixiu's head: "Little fool, I don't need you to eat it from now on. By the way, is there anything you really want to eat?"
Pixiu stared blankly at Qinglong, and tentatively said, "I've always been curious about the taste of hot pot..."
"Let's go."
"Where to go?"
"Take you to eat hot pot!"
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