The days when the psychic engaged in farming

When Ruan Meng was driving, the glass bottle was placed on the passenger side.

The toilet ghost huddled in the bottle, hesitated for a long time before reaching out tremblingly and knocking on the bottle: "Sir, where are you taking me?"

Ruan Meng steered the steering wheel skillfully, with clear eyes: "Go home, and I will take you to a good place."

The toilet ghost has never left the toilet since it took shape.In the past, humans lived in bungalows, and toilet ghosts lived in squat toilets.Later, high-rise buildings rose on the ground in the human world, and the living environment of toilet ghosts also improved significantly. Toilet ghosts happily moved from squatting toilets to toilets.

With the improvement of material living standards, it is natural to pursue spiritual construction.

Everyone has a love for beauty, and ghosts are no exception.

Because of being soaked in the toilet all year round, the toilet ghost has been afraid to look in the mirror for a long time, for fear of being frightened by his own face.

One day, the toilet ghost came out to let the wind out and met Zhang Fang. Looking at the tender and tender meat, he couldn't help but use his brains.

The toilet ghost always thinks, I just need to inhale a little energy for beauty.But greed is the hardest thing to stop. The toilet ghost sucks more and more, but he just can't stop.

If Ruan Meng hadn't come this time, Zhang Fang would really have to come down to accompany him in a short time.According to the newly promulgated "Ghost Behavior Laws", "Those who injure someone's life for no reason shall never be reborn forever."

Thinking of this, the toilet ghost was afraid and at the same time he couldn't help comforting himself: he hasn't made it to the last step, this human being shouldn't do anything to him, right?

The toilet ghost wants to get close to Ruan Meng, but the other party's attitude has always been very indifferent.Occasionally glanced over, the toilet ghost seemed to be nailed in place and dared not move.

This guy is simply scarier than a ghost.

In this way, the restless toilet ghost was brought home by Ruan Meng.

It's sweltering in summer, but just walking over from the parking lot makes people thirsty.

As soon as Ruan Meng entered the room, he threw the glass bottle on the sofa and went to the living room.There was an opened bottle of milky white drink on the tea table, Ruan Meng took off his hat, picked it up and downed it.

The mouth of the bottle is steaming, but it is cold in the mouth.After drinking a bottle of drink, Ruan Meng broke out in sweat after a while.

The two green buds on the head were soaked with sweat, and the twisted branches raised their heads in satisfaction, as if they were extremely satisfied.

After this process was over, Ruan Meng felt that the hotness in his heart was relieved a bit.

"Come to live."

Ruan Meng didn't know who to say this to and went to the bedroom. The toilet ghost looked at the structure of the house, and the whole ghost was stunned——

The room is extremely spacious, furnished in a simple European style, but the furniture is made of extravagant materials.

The toilet ghost originally lived in a villa with toilets, so he thinks that the surrounding hardware facilities are quite complete.But comparing the former villa with Ruan Meng's house, it instantly looked like garbage.

It's not that the villa area I lived in was not good, it's that Ruan Meng's house was decorated too luxuriously.

The toilet ghost suddenly became curious about the toilet in Ruan Meng's house. He didn't know what material was used in that place, and what it felt like to live in it...

The toilet ghost's incredible kung fu suddenly felt the body of the bottle vibrate——

It felt like the throbbing of a toilet bowl at work.

The toilet ghost supported the bottle wall with both hands, and was suddenly enveloped by a huge shadow.

Looking up along the source of the shadow, I happened to meet a pair of sharp and clear amber eyes.The owner of the eyes is a fat cat with a round body, moist eyes, gray and white, and fluffy fur.

It yawned, shook its ears, and looked like it had just woken up.

It raised its paws to push the bottle, and squinted its eyes.Obviously he looked extremely lazy, but the toilet ghost in the town didn't dare to move at all.

The toilet ghost froze, only daring to roll his eyes.The pink meat pad came, and before the toilet ghost could react, he was pushed forward by the tabby cat and rolled over and over again.

When it stopped, the toilet ghost's entire head was shaken into a paste.

The tabby cat didn't care what mood the toilet ghost was in. It pushed the toilet ghost to the side of the sand, took out his mobile phone and "clicked" and "clicked" the bottle to take two pictures.After checking the quality of the photo and making sure that the toilet ghost in the bottle can be seen clearly, he tapped the screen with his claws to edit the information and upload it to the Internet.

Ruan Meng came out of the room wrapped in a bath towel to get water, and his originally white skin appeared more translucent.Perhaps because of the steam fumigation, the two green shoots growing on Ruan Meng's head were crisp and tender.

Glancing at the tablet parked on the pause button, Ruan Meng frowned slightly: "Are you chasing dramas during working hours again?"

The tabby cat flicked its tail, and walked forward slowly with small steps.It lifts up and presses the exit button, and the tablet instantly changes to the Taobao page.It shook its beard, looked lazy, and spoke like a seven or eight-year-old child: "You read it wrong, I work from morning to night, and I don't even have time to eat... hiccup!"

There was a thud while speaking. Seeing Ruan Meng jokingly staring at his chubby belly, the tabby cat couldn't hold back, and quickly changed the subject: "Just now the bank information reminded that Zhang Laifu's 20 reward has arrived."

"Yeah." Ruan Meng nodded, glanced at the toilet ghost on the sofa and asked again, "Fat Tiger, has the sale information been posted?"

"of course."

"Thanks for your hard work, Fat Tiger." Ruan Meng went back to his room after grabbing a few bottles of special drinks.

The tabby cat snorted in protest, thinking that the white tiger was also an ancient mythical beast after all.In the past, no matter where he went, he was not majestic, but now he is reduced to working for an individual as a customer service, and this person always calls himself Fat Tiger.

Fat tiger, fat tiger...

For countless nights, the white tiger sat down on the leather sofa after eating and drinking, raised his paws and rubbed his stomach to feel sad——

It's nothing to be judged by others, just be afraid, what they say is the truth...

Wangxin's notification sound interrupted Baihu's thoughts, and the customer service staff began to work by waving two fleshy front paws and typing on the keyboard——

Environmental Protection Bureau of Demon Management Office: Boss, are you there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Hello, I am very happy to serve you. Is there anything I can do for you?

Environmental Protection Bureau of Demon Management Office: That’s right, your store is selling toilet ghosts now, right?

Guancai Bookstore Selling Brother Hu: Yes dear!There is a new toilet ghost in our store, which guarantees the authenticity and quality.It just so happens that our store is celebrating its 3rd anniversary, and now you can get a [-]% discount on purchases and free shipping, dear╭(╯[-]╰)╮

The Environmental Protection Bureau of the Demon Management Office: 20 years ago, you said that it was the third anniversary of your store...

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Don’t care about these details, dear!It's getting late, if you shoot now, we can still ship today!

Environmental Protection Bureau of Demon Management Office: All right, all right, I'll go and shoot right now.By the way, the toilets in the demon world have been seriously clogged recently, is one toilet ghost enough?

Brother Hu before the sales of Guancai Bookstore: The new buddy, he is well enough.

The Environmental Protection Bureau of the Demon Management Office: I have already photographed it, please don’t let it go when it is delivered, so that I can issue an invoice for reimbursement.

Guancai Bookstore pre-sale Brother Hu: Oh, yes!

Seeing that a transaction was recorded in the backstage of the store, Baihu raised his paw and patted the button on the table and said: "Brother has made another order, come and deliver the goods quickly!"

"Come here, I'm so busy!" As soon as the study door opened, an octopus rushed out in a hurry.It has a carbon pen attached to its head, and it walks on four of its eight paws. The rest are used to roll cardboard boxes, tape, and four laptops.

Baihu lay on his back on the keyboard, and licked his paws when he saw this: "Oh, if you don't hurry up to deliver the delivery, you will be off work."

The octopus puts down the things, two paws are in charge of the packaging, and four paws are typing on the keyboard. While pulling the tape, it complains: "I have to deal with both after-sales and delivery. One head is two big, so I'm busy, okay?"

While speaking, the four computers were all sending out the notification sound of Wangxin.

Little wolf with yellow skin: Boss, the special fragrance pills for monsters sold by your family are not good at all. I have farted for three days and still smell bad!Can I apply for a refund?

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 1: Dear, if it is a quality problem, we will refund or replace it, but this is obviously your own factor.Our store promises that the fragrance pills will take care of the body fragrance, but it doesn't care about the fart fragrance.

Yellow-skinned little wolf: What do you mean?Are you attacking me personally?

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 1: Dear, you misunderstood.If there are no other questions, I'll log off.

In the blink of an eye, Octopus, Line 2 received another message——

Yellow-skinned little wolf: Boss, are you there?

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 2: Sorry dear, our fragrance pills only care about body fragrance and not fart fragrance.If you have no other questions I'm off.

Yellow-skinned little wolf: ...

Not long after, Line 3 also received a message——

Little wolf with yellow skin: Hello, I want to complain about customer service No. 1 and No. 2 attacking me personally!

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 3: Hello dear, I did not attack you personally, the chat history can fully explain the problem.If nothing else I'm going offline... oh, yes, customer service number 4 is also me.There is only one customer service in this store, 1234 is me.Thank you for your understanding and support, I wish you a happy life.

Glancing at the bad review left by Weasel, the Octopus snarled, and tapped the keyboard with four paws to hack into Weasel's Taobao account and change the review.

Well, another after-sales problem has been solved!

The octopus hums, holds the bottle in one paw, and sticks the label in the other.No matter how scared the toilet ghost was, he couldn't help but ask, "Where are you sending me?"

Anyway, it is also a product sold in its own store. Octopus explained patiently: "The toilet at the Demon Management Office has been blocked for several years. We need a scavenger like you to contribute to the society of the Demon World."

After the octopus finished speaking, it ignored the screams of the toilet ghost and packed it in a special cardboard box.Fill in the address with one paw, and hold the phone with the other: "Hey Ant Express? This is Guancai Bookstore, please come and pick up something."

The courier has been sent, and the day's work is coming to an end.

Octopus put away his things, turned his head and looked around, and couldn't help asking Baihu: "Where's the boss?"

Bai Hu glanced at the wall clock on the wall, shook his ears and said, "I guess it's going to sprout..."