The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 20 It's just a little pain in the buttocks
The starving ghost came to the door this time and brought two friends with him.
As soon as the white tiger opened the door, the starved ghost presented a small dried fish, while looking inside, he asked, "Where are you, sir?"
The white tiger raised its paw and pointed inside, and said, "It's in the study."
The starved ghost led his friend in, and the three sat obediently in the living room waiting for Ruan Meng to come out.The octopus poured water and placed it in front of the three of them.
Not long after, Ruan Meng came out of the study.As soon as he saw the starving ghost, he asked, "Is it suitable for the stomach?"
The starving ghost nodded quickly: "It's suitable, it's super suitable. Sir, I'm here this time to introduce two friends to you. They also need to order something!"
Ruan Meng had noticed these two people a long time ago, with a flat expression, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Ox head and horse face?" "God! How do you know?"
"How did you recognize us, sir?"
The bull-headed horse-face who was named was obviously stunned, Xin Dao, this human being really has two brushes, and he recognized them so easily.
Ruan Meng didn't know how to put it, one had a bull's head and the other had a horse's face, easy to recognize, wasn't it?
The few people did not exchange a few words, and the two explained their intentions: "Sir, we are here this time to ask you to help us change our image..."
In recent years, due to the continuous improvement of the medical level in the human world, the mortality rate has decreased year by year.As a ghost, the performance of the bull head and horse noodles has been directly affected.
In the past, they were very busy, but now sometimes they have no results for two days.Fortunately, the overall performance of the whole prefecture has declined, so it is not too embarrassing.
As a public official of the prefecture, the bull head and horse face naturally have to cooperate with the implementation of the "Ghosts and Gods Reemployment Policy".
But after coming to the human world, perhaps because of their appearance, wherever they went to find a job, they were said to be unfriendly.
In the end, I searched and searched, and I could only help collect money in some social organizations.
Because of financial constraints, Niutou Mamian had to live frugally.Even if you need to collect the soul occasionally, you have to clock in and squeeze the bus.
Dongcheng's economy is developing rapidly, and a large number of migrants are pouring in every year.The traffic is naturally getting more and more crowded every year. Even if there are buses and subways, there are often late arrivals for Niu Tau Ma Mian.
If they can change to a high-paying job, then they will have extra money to take taxis and planes.Instead, squeeze in the middle of the crowd to rush for performance.
I thought this would be a dream, but after seeing the changes of Meng Po, Xing Tian, and the starving ghost, the bull head and horse face couldn't help but have hope——
Go ahead and try it, what if it works?
After listening to their narration, Ruan Meng probably knew that it meant plastic surgery.
For him, the technique of plastic surgery is becoming more and more proficient.
But when it comes to helping with career planning, it takes a lot of experience to discuss and negotiate.
While they were talking, the starved ghost got up quietly and ran to find Baihu.
Bai Hu nestled comfortably on the sofa, watching TV while eating crispy vegetables.Seeing the crispness of the vegetables, the starving ghost couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Thinking of how generously this customer gave him a lot of snacks, Bai Hu still kindly gave up a place and invited him to come and sit and eat together.
The starving ghost sat beside the white tiger, eating vegetables and crispy in a daze.Occasionally, he would look at Baihu, hesitant to speak.
Baihu is very curious, and this is what he can't stand the most.It shook its head, looked sideways at the starved ghost, and asked, "Goose sauce, do you have something to say to me?"
"Hmm..." The starved ghost nodded, hesitated for a long time, and then said embarrassedly, "Brother Hu, I talked to you last time... about Pippi..."
It's actually quite interesting to see two fools pretending to be people. Bai Hu became interested as soon as he heard it, and sat up from the sofa: "Did you find out his little secret?"
It was just an ordinary question, but the starved ghost's eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "How do you know that my girlfriend has small breasts?"
Hey?
little secret...
little tits...
laugh!
After trying to understand this level, Bai Hu almost laughed out loud: "I'm talking about Xiao! Secret! Secret!! Secret!! Four times, okay?"
"Ah? Oh oh..." The starved ghost blushed instantly, scratching his head in embarrassment, "I just found out that she has small breasts, so I thought you knew too..."
As a beauty blogger, Painted Skin Ghost is not only famous for her superb painting skills and beautiful face, but also her exquisite figure is also the reason why many netizens follow her.
Breasts in a woman, is a partner is also a comrade-in-arms.
It is undeniable that flat chest is also better than flat chest, but for Painted Skin Ghost, big chest is also his weapon of fame.
Since the establishment of the relationship, the starving ghost and Pippi have become increasingly close.
When facing the person you like, intimacy is naturally indispensable.
But what puzzles the starving ghost is that Pippi has always been kissed but not hugged.It was obvious that she wanted to go further, but every time the starving ghost wanted to start, Pippi would always push him away in a panic.
The starving ghost who fell in love for the first time didn't understand anything, so he had to go online to find out what was going on.
But the chicken soup on the Internet says that if you like someone, you can't help but build a closer relationship with him. If a person rejects you, then they don't love you.
The more the starving ghost thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. Could it be that Pippi really doesn't love herself?
It wasn't until he communicated with Brother Hu that the starving ghost began to think about whether Pippi's body had any defects.
Thinking of this, he paid more attention to Pippi obviously.
Slowly, the starving ghost discovered some differences between Pippi and others.
For example, when going out, no matter how long the date is, Pippi never goes to the toilet.
For another example, if she was wearing makeup when they met, Pippi would never remove her makeup in front of him.
Also, Pippi never let the starving ghost touch her body, but she likes to touch the starving ghost's skin...
Could it be that there are scars on Pippi's body or other things that she doesn't want to be discovered?
By chance, the starving ghost and Pippi went on a trip and booked a sea view room.
At night, Pippi sent the starving ghost out to buy things.
The starving ghost went out for a few minutes before realizing that he had neither money nor his cell phone.So I can only go back.
As soon as he entered the door, the starving ghost just met Pipi who was wearing a bath towel and was about to take a bath with his bare upper body——
That smooth skin, that beautiful vest line, and the unobstructed flat chest...
The starving ghost was dumbfounded at first, then said sorry, and rushed out the door immediately.
It turns out that Pippi's big breasts are fake?
So the reason why she didn't let herself get close was because she was afraid of being discovered, right?
The size of the chest is not important to the starving ghost. In his opinion, as long as it is Pippi's, everything looks good.
But Pippi probably didn't think so, after all, since she kept it from herself, she cared about the size of her breasts.
The starving ghost walked on the road alone, feeling a little confused——
How should he tell Pippi, in fact, he really doesn't mind the size, as long as it's hers?
Before the starved ghost could organize his words, he encountered a bull's head and a horse's face.
As soon as he heard that he was going to Guancai Bookstore, the starving ghost immediately raised his hand to express his willingness to lead the way.
Brother Hu said at the beginning that it was because of his body, so he should be clear about how to solve it.
With this thought in mind, the starving ghost came to Guancai Bookstore and explained the process to Baihu, only waiting for Baihu to give him an opinion.
Bai Hu didn't understand why there were so many dramas between the two male ghosts.
Even if you want to watch the excitement again, you will feel anxious when you meet two stupid people.
Baihu thought for a while, and then said to the starving ghost: "Actually, if I were you, my first reaction would definitely not be to run away. Think about it, since Pippi doesn't want you to know that she has small breasts, she must mind it. Now You saw it and ran away, what do you think he would think?"
"Ah!" The starving ghost didn't think about this at all, he got up and was in a hurry to leave.
Bai Hu stopped him, and said a few more words: "Actually, if the two of you really like each other, we can talk openly and honestly, maybe there will be some unexpected surprises?"
"But, I'm a ghost..." The starving ghost pointed fingers in confusion, and couldn't help sighing, "If Pippi knew that I was a ghost, she wouldn't be with me, would she?"
Bai Hu shook his head and asked directly: "Then let me ask you, if Pippi is not a woman but a man, do you not love him anymore?"
"Why? I love Pippi's people. I don't care about gender or anything. Whether she is a man or a woman, even if Pippi is not a person but a ghost, I still love her. And I will, always love her..."
"Did you hear that?" Bai Hu spoke again, but he spoke to the cell phone under him, "People say they don't care anymore, what are you afraid of? Hurry up and bring your little boyfriend back, the two of you will get tired of going home, Don't show your affection in front of me!"
After hanging up the phone, Bai Hu looked at the starved ghost and explained to him: "Pippi just sent me a message, afraid that you won't be able to accept the reality. I think so, if you have something to say, speak it out face to face, and don't think about it behind your back." Random guesses. In this way, many unnecessary troubles and misunderstandings can be avoided."
The starving ghost nodded emphatically when he heard the words, and looked at the white tiger gratefully: "Brother Hu, thank you, I understand, I'm going to find Pippi now!"
Seeing the starving ghost rushing out, Bai Hu continued to lie down on the sofa, and said with emotion: "It's better to be young..."
At five o'clock in the morning the next day, Guancai Bookstore received two additional comments——
Pippi is different every day: I feel that Guancai Bookstore is really a versatile store. It can also be responsible for emotional counseling and psychological counseling for making faces and finding boyfriends.Double-click 666! ! !
Goose sauce is always hungry: Thank you Brother Hu for your patience in communicating with me, and now I have talked about everything with my boyfriend.The relationship has taken another step, and it feels good, but the butt hurts a bit.
As soon as the white tiger opened the door, the starved ghost presented a small dried fish, while looking inside, he asked, "Where are you, sir?"
The white tiger raised its paw and pointed inside, and said, "It's in the study."
The starved ghost led his friend in, and the three sat obediently in the living room waiting for Ruan Meng to come out.The octopus poured water and placed it in front of the three of them.
Not long after, Ruan Meng came out of the study.As soon as he saw the starving ghost, he asked, "Is it suitable for the stomach?"
The starving ghost nodded quickly: "It's suitable, it's super suitable. Sir, I'm here this time to introduce two friends to you. They also need to order something!"
Ruan Meng had noticed these two people a long time ago, with a flat expression, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Ox head and horse face?" "God! How do you know?"
"How did you recognize us, sir?"
The bull-headed horse-face who was named was obviously stunned, Xin Dao, this human being really has two brushes, and he recognized them so easily.
Ruan Meng didn't know how to put it, one had a bull's head and the other had a horse's face, easy to recognize, wasn't it?
The few people did not exchange a few words, and the two explained their intentions: "Sir, we are here this time to ask you to help us change our image..."
In recent years, due to the continuous improvement of the medical level in the human world, the mortality rate has decreased year by year.As a ghost, the performance of the bull head and horse noodles has been directly affected.
In the past, they were very busy, but now sometimes they have no results for two days.Fortunately, the overall performance of the whole prefecture has declined, so it is not too embarrassing.
As a public official of the prefecture, the bull head and horse face naturally have to cooperate with the implementation of the "Ghosts and Gods Reemployment Policy".
But after coming to the human world, perhaps because of their appearance, wherever they went to find a job, they were said to be unfriendly.
In the end, I searched and searched, and I could only help collect money in some social organizations.
Because of financial constraints, Niutou Mamian had to live frugally.Even if you need to collect the soul occasionally, you have to clock in and squeeze the bus.
Dongcheng's economy is developing rapidly, and a large number of migrants are pouring in every year.The traffic is naturally getting more and more crowded every year. Even if there are buses and subways, there are often late arrivals for Niu Tau Ma Mian.
If they can change to a high-paying job, then they will have extra money to take taxis and planes.Instead, squeeze in the middle of the crowd to rush for performance.
I thought this would be a dream, but after seeing the changes of Meng Po, Xing Tian, and the starving ghost, the bull head and horse face couldn't help but have hope——
Go ahead and try it, what if it works?
After listening to their narration, Ruan Meng probably knew that it meant plastic surgery.
For him, the technique of plastic surgery is becoming more and more proficient.
But when it comes to helping with career planning, it takes a lot of experience to discuss and negotiate.
While they were talking, the starved ghost got up quietly and ran to find Baihu.
Bai Hu nestled comfortably on the sofa, watching TV while eating crispy vegetables.Seeing the crispness of the vegetables, the starving ghost couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Thinking of how generously this customer gave him a lot of snacks, Bai Hu still kindly gave up a place and invited him to come and sit and eat together.
The starving ghost sat beside the white tiger, eating vegetables and crispy in a daze.Occasionally, he would look at Baihu, hesitant to speak.
Baihu is very curious, and this is what he can't stand the most.It shook its head, looked sideways at the starved ghost, and asked, "Goose sauce, do you have something to say to me?"
"Hmm..." The starved ghost nodded, hesitated for a long time, and then said embarrassedly, "Brother Hu, I talked to you last time... about Pippi..."
It's actually quite interesting to see two fools pretending to be people. Bai Hu became interested as soon as he heard it, and sat up from the sofa: "Did you find out his little secret?"
It was just an ordinary question, but the starved ghost's eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief, "How do you know that my girlfriend has small breasts?"
Hey?
little secret...
little tits...
laugh!
After trying to understand this level, Bai Hu almost laughed out loud: "I'm talking about Xiao! Secret! Secret!! Secret!! Four times, okay?"
"Ah? Oh oh..." The starved ghost blushed instantly, scratching his head in embarrassment, "I just found out that she has small breasts, so I thought you knew too..."
As a beauty blogger, Painted Skin Ghost is not only famous for her superb painting skills and beautiful face, but also her exquisite figure is also the reason why many netizens follow her.
Breasts in a woman, is a partner is also a comrade-in-arms.
It is undeniable that flat chest is also better than flat chest, but for Painted Skin Ghost, big chest is also his weapon of fame.
Since the establishment of the relationship, the starving ghost and Pippi have become increasingly close.
When facing the person you like, intimacy is naturally indispensable.
But what puzzles the starving ghost is that Pippi has always been kissed but not hugged.It was obvious that she wanted to go further, but every time the starving ghost wanted to start, Pippi would always push him away in a panic.
The starving ghost who fell in love for the first time didn't understand anything, so he had to go online to find out what was going on.
But the chicken soup on the Internet says that if you like someone, you can't help but build a closer relationship with him. If a person rejects you, then they don't love you.
The more the starving ghost thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. Could it be that Pippi really doesn't love herself?
It wasn't until he communicated with Brother Hu that the starving ghost began to think about whether Pippi's body had any defects.
Thinking of this, he paid more attention to Pippi obviously.
Slowly, the starving ghost discovered some differences between Pippi and others.
For example, when going out, no matter how long the date is, Pippi never goes to the toilet.
For another example, if she was wearing makeup when they met, Pippi would never remove her makeup in front of him.
Also, Pippi never let the starving ghost touch her body, but she likes to touch the starving ghost's skin...
Could it be that there are scars on Pippi's body or other things that she doesn't want to be discovered?
By chance, the starving ghost and Pippi went on a trip and booked a sea view room.
At night, Pippi sent the starving ghost out to buy things.
The starving ghost went out for a few minutes before realizing that he had neither money nor his cell phone.So I can only go back.
As soon as he entered the door, the starving ghost just met Pipi who was wearing a bath towel and was about to take a bath with his bare upper body——
That smooth skin, that beautiful vest line, and the unobstructed flat chest...
The starving ghost was dumbfounded at first, then said sorry, and rushed out the door immediately.
It turns out that Pippi's big breasts are fake?
So the reason why she didn't let herself get close was because she was afraid of being discovered, right?
The size of the chest is not important to the starving ghost. In his opinion, as long as it is Pippi's, everything looks good.
But Pippi probably didn't think so, after all, since she kept it from herself, she cared about the size of her breasts.
The starving ghost walked on the road alone, feeling a little confused——
How should he tell Pippi, in fact, he really doesn't mind the size, as long as it's hers?
Before the starved ghost could organize his words, he encountered a bull's head and a horse's face.
As soon as he heard that he was going to Guancai Bookstore, the starving ghost immediately raised his hand to express his willingness to lead the way.
Brother Hu said at the beginning that it was because of his body, so he should be clear about how to solve it.
With this thought in mind, the starving ghost came to Guancai Bookstore and explained the process to Baihu, only waiting for Baihu to give him an opinion.
Bai Hu didn't understand why there were so many dramas between the two male ghosts.
Even if you want to watch the excitement again, you will feel anxious when you meet two stupid people.
Baihu thought for a while, and then said to the starving ghost: "Actually, if I were you, my first reaction would definitely not be to run away. Think about it, since Pippi doesn't want you to know that she has small breasts, she must mind it. Now You saw it and ran away, what do you think he would think?"
"Ah!" The starving ghost didn't think about this at all, he got up and was in a hurry to leave.
Bai Hu stopped him, and said a few more words: "Actually, if the two of you really like each other, we can talk openly and honestly, maybe there will be some unexpected surprises?"
"But, I'm a ghost..." The starving ghost pointed fingers in confusion, and couldn't help sighing, "If Pippi knew that I was a ghost, she wouldn't be with me, would she?"
Bai Hu shook his head and asked directly: "Then let me ask you, if Pippi is not a woman but a man, do you not love him anymore?"
"Why? I love Pippi's people. I don't care about gender or anything. Whether she is a man or a woman, even if Pippi is not a person but a ghost, I still love her. And I will, always love her..."
"Did you hear that?" Bai Hu spoke again, but he spoke to the cell phone under him, "People say they don't care anymore, what are you afraid of? Hurry up and bring your little boyfriend back, the two of you will get tired of going home, Don't show your affection in front of me!"
After hanging up the phone, Bai Hu looked at the starved ghost and explained to him: "Pippi just sent me a message, afraid that you won't be able to accept the reality. I think so, if you have something to say, speak it out face to face, and don't think about it behind your back." Random guesses. In this way, many unnecessary troubles and misunderstandings can be avoided."
The starving ghost nodded emphatically when he heard the words, and looked at the white tiger gratefully: "Brother Hu, thank you, I understand, I'm going to find Pippi now!"
Seeing the starving ghost rushing out, Bai Hu continued to lie down on the sofa, and said with emotion: "It's better to be young..."
At five o'clock in the morning the next day, Guancai Bookstore received two additional comments——
Pippi is different every day: I feel that Guancai Bookstore is really a versatile store. It can also be responsible for emotional counseling and psychological counseling for making faces and finding boyfriends.Double-click 666! ! !
Goose sauce is always hungry: Thank you Brother Hu for your patience in communicating with me, and now I have talked about everything with my boyfriend.The relationship has taken another step, and it feels good, but the butt hurts a bit.
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