The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 6 Goose sauce who came to review
Painted Skin Ghost didn't have any objections to Ruan Meng's request for a fee.
Over the years, because he couldn't go out, he didn't have anything else, so he saved a lot of money.
"Is 200 million yuan for three faces too cheap? It seems that human beings want to make an acquired face, and they can't get it without 100 million yuan."
"This shop is a century-old brand, the price is fair, and people and ghosts are not deceived." After receiving the deposit, Ruan Meng Huaka said to the painted skin ghost, "making a face is a delicate job, and it takes a long time. Each one takes a month to make. Time, can you come and get one every month for three consecutive months?"
That is to say, you can see the boss three times?
Painted Skin Ghost was overjoyed, and nodded immediately: "Of course, if there is anything that needs cooperation, you can just say it. By the way, can the boss add a WeChat for easy contact? Just in case I have any questions and want to consult... "
When Painted Skin Ghost said this, Ruan Meng clearly felt the tree buds on his head twisting, and there were faint signs of sprouting.
"Hey, boss, did you plant a tree on your head?" Painted Skin Ghost pointed to the small tree bud on Ruan Meng's head and asked curiously.
"That's right." Ruan Meng pointed to the QR code posted on the pillar, obviously unwilling to talk too much, and his attitude was not salty, "Scan the QR code to follow our store's official account. If you have any questions, you can send a message in the background. There will be someone in charge of answering from time to time.”
Painted Skin Ghost really wants to say that what I want is your personal contact method, boss, but facing Ruan Meng's dull face, Painted Skin Ghost hesitates for no reason.He smiled sarcastically, and reluctantly scanned the second QR code to follow the public account of Guancai Bookstore.
When he was about to leave the house, he still did not forget to look back at Ruan Meng and say, "Then boss, see you in a month."
Baihu was so stimulated that he shuddered, his hair exploded all over his body, he shook his beard and said with emotion: "These days, male ghosts are so enchanting, tsk tsk..." Turning around and seeing Ruan Meng who was in the nutrient solution, he couldn't help but sigh, " Are you going to sprout again?"
"Yeah." It stands to reason that the tree buds are restless once a month, and at that time they need nutrient solution to water him out.But when the Painted Skin Ghost was around, the tree buds were clearly active.
Although I don't know the reason, Ruan Meng always wants to try, maybe he will succeed this time?
Looking at these two small tree buds, Baihu became irritable for no reason.After living for so many years, Bai Hu thinks he has seen everything, but this is the first time he has seen something that won't go away depending on others.
"You can't just take a pair of scissors." The white tiger stood on its hind legs, touched its two front paws together, and made a pruning motion, "Shall we cut it off?"
Ruan Meng paused, and gave a concise answer: "No."
At the very beginning, there was only one bud on Ruan Meng's head.The Ruan family has been passed down from generation to generation, and the family members are very anxious about the fact that the only seedling in the family grows up.
What's more troublesome than sprouting is that no one knows what this sprouting tree is.
The Ruan family is quite capable of psychic masters. In order to find out about the germination of Ruan Meng, they invited countless ghosts and experts. No one can explain how a good person sprouted.
Changing buds didn't have much impact on Ruan Meng, but it was strange how a child grew a tree on his head.
Grandpa Ruan Meng used incense ash water, painted cinnabar, and used all the methods he could think of, but the buds not only did not fall off, but became more energetic.
There were too many times, and Yaya was fine, but Ruan Meng was made to vomit and have diarrhea.
After repeated experiments, the Ruan family finally came to the fact that the tree buds were metabolized through Ruan Meng's body.
It is true that you want to kill this tree bud, but no one wants to kill Ruan Meng.It seemed that the tree bud was not a threat for the time being, and the Ruan family had no choice but to let it go.
The fact that his family gave up does not mean that Ruan Meng gave up by himself.
Every day when Ruan Meng gets up and looks in the mirror, the first thing he sees is the tree bud growing on his head.It doesn't matter whether it is severe winter or three volts, whenever going out, Ruan Meng must wear a hat on his head.
One time when he went out, the wind was so strong that the hat on Ruan Meng's head was blown away.A group of children saw it, picked up the stone and threw it over: "Hit the monster!"
Ruan Meng fled in the end.
A voice kept shouting in his heart: I am not a monster, no!
I think of the strange eyes when others look at me, and think of the monsters shouted by children.Ruan Meng stood in front of the mirror holding the scissors, angrily looking at the tree bud on his head.
Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet, the buds were cut off with a "click".
Accompanied by the excruciating pain when the tree bud fell to the ground, the scissors fell to the ground, and Ruan Meng fell down in response...
When Ruan Meng woke up, he faced Grandpa's worried face. He moved his lips and said happily in a hoarse voice: "I cut off Ya Ya..."
I'm no longer a monster...
Grandpa Ruan Meng sighed, his long beard was trembling, and he looked at Ruan Meng with pity: "Silly boy, do you have anything to eat? Grandpa will cook it for you... You should rest well, don't think about anything, your body is the most important thing." ..."
After Ruan Meng was able to get up, he realized why his grandfather said he was stupid.
He summoned up the courage to walk up to the mirror, and the moment he looked up at the mirror, he burst into tears—
The bud that originally grew in the center of the head is gone, replaced by two symmetrically distributed tree buds, one on the left and one on the right, like horns.
As if aware of Ruan Meng's gaze, Shuya twisted her body triumphantly, as if provocative.
Since then, Ruan Meng stopped thinking about cutting off the buds.
He is very afraid, one becomes two, two becomes four.In the end, it grows infinitely until its head becomes a green grassland...
After pouring down three bottles of nutrient solution, Ruan Meng lay down on the bed.The buds on the head were motionless, as if they were dead.
Surely it still doesn't work?
For a moment, Ruan Meng wondered if there was any mechanism in the starving ghost that could trigger the tree buds to move.
Early the next morning, facing a large table of Liangpi on the dining table, Bai Hu couldn't help but click his tongue: "My God, boss, did you get Liangpi to sponsor you?"
Ruan Meng shook his head, looked at the table full of Liangpi and said nothing.
The tree bud didn't move, that is to say, it wasn't Liangpi who triggered her movement.
After a brief breakfast, Ruan Meng stood up and went to the laboratory: "I've finished eating, you guys take your time."
The white tiger and the octopus ate around the dining table for a long time based on the principle of not wasting.
Two hours passed, and the octopus burped with a smell of sesame juice. Looking at the half of the Liangpi left on the table, he said, "I don't know if I will eat Liangpi this summer!"
It is rare for Baihu to reach a consensus with Octopus: "I don't want to eat Liangpi for two years..."
A month passed in a flash, and soon it was the day when the starving ghost came to check.
The third time he came to the door, the starving ghost's temperament and ruthless image have obviously improved significantly.His skin became white and thin, his appearance was delicate, and his figure was thin and tall.
It is very in line with the appearance requirements of the current handsome boy.
As soon as he entered the door, the starving ghost gave Baihu a small dried fish and a seafood gift package for the octopus.
This is the first time the starving ghost has money to give gifts, and it is also the happiest time he has given.
As soon as he saw Ruan Meng, the starving ghost couldn't wait to give feedback: "Sir, the digestive system you customized is very good. The esophagus is very smooth, the stomach is very big, and the intestinal tract is also very smooth. After I don't have food accumulation Don't worry about your big belly!"
"That's good."
After all, it was the first body modification experiment. Ruan Meng listened to the feedback from the starving ghost and took notes carefully.
After a simple physical examination, Ruan Meng extracted some ghost tissue from the starving ghost for slice research.
Everything functioned as usual, and it really was a remodeling operation that couldn't have been more successful.
"Please wait!"
When the starving ghost was about to say goodbye, he lowered his head and realized that the white tiger had pulled his trouser legs with his claws.The starving ghost held up his pants for fear of being ripped off, and carefully asked the white tiger half hanging on his body, "Sir, what can I do?"
"Yes!" Seeing that the starved ghost's pants were about to be torn off by him, Bai Hu let go of his claws a little embarrassedly, and raised his head to invite warmly: "This store has always been very humanistic. You see, this is already It's lunch time, why don't you stay and have dinner together!"
Have a meal? !
The starved ghost's eyes lit up when he heard the words, but he was still a little reserved: "Is this really okay? Will it cause trouble for you? After all, I am really... quite edible..."
"It's a blessing to be able to eat!" Baihu waved his meaty paws, pointing to the dining table and continued to invite, "When you come out to do business, customer satisfaction is the most important thing. Come, come, our dishes are all ready!"
People have talked about this, and the starving ghost is naturally happy to obey.
It's just that after seeing the table full of Liangpi, the starved ghost couldn't react for a while.
Afraid that he wouldn't like it, Bai Hu shook his head and enthusiastically introduced: "This is sesame juice cold noodle, this is spicy cold noodle, this is hot and sour cold noodle...I don't know which flavor you like, so I prepared a bit too much, I hope you don't dislike it. .”
"How can you dislike it!" The starving ghost almost cried out of emotion. After so many years of forming, it was the first time someone prepared food for him with such care.Although the food is a bit monotonous, there are many flavors, right?
He picked up the chopsticks and thanked Bai Hu: "Then sir, I will not be polite!"
The white tiger couldn't wait for it, he flicked his tail and urged: "Hurry up and start!"
That night, Guancai Bookstore received an additional comment——
Goose sauce can't get enough to eat: err, I am so touched, I can't help but add comments.This store not only has excellent technology, but also pays special attention to humanistic care.
Here, I experience the warmth of home that I have never felt before.It's a bit incoherent and I don't know what to say. In short, I recommend this store for ten thousand years.
Fancy confession to the cute and heart-warming customer service Brother Hu, compare your heart with your heart!
At the same time, Bai Hu spread out on the sofa, watched Octopus clean up the scene, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh——
In a short time, it really didn't want to eat Liangpi anymore.
Over the years, because he couldn't go out, he didn't have anything else, so he saved a lot of money.
"Is 200 million yuan for three faces too cheap? It seems that human beings want to make an acquired face, and they can't get it without 100 million yuan."
"This shop is a century-old brand, the price is fair, and people and ghosts are not deceived." After receiving the deposit, Ruan Meng Huaka said to the painted skin ghost, "making a face is a delicate job, and it takes a long time. Each one takes a month to make. Time, can you come and get one every month for three consecutive months?"
That is to say, you can see the boss three times?
Painted Skin Ghost was overjoyed, and nodded immediately: "Of course, if there is anything that needs cooperation, you can just say it. By the way, can the boss add a WeChat for easy contact? Just in case I have any questions and want to consult... "
When Painted Skin Ghost said this, Ruan Meng clearly felt the tree buds on his head twisting, and there were faint signs of sprouting.
"Hey, boss, did you plant a tree on your head?" Painted Skin Ghost pointed to the small tree bud on Ruan Meng's head and asked curiously.
"That's right." Ruan Meng pointed to the QR code posted on the pillar, obviously unwilling to talk too much, and his attitude was not salty, "Scan the QR code to follow our store's official account. If you have any questions, you can send a message in the background. There will be someone in charge of answering from time to time.”
Painted Skin Ghost really wants to say that what I want is your personal contact method, boss, but facing Ruan Meng's dull face, Painted Skin Ghost hesitates for no reason.He smiled sarcastically, and reluctantly scanned the second QR code to follow the public account of Guancai Bookstore.
When he was about to leave the house, he still did not forget to look back at Ruan Meng and say, "Then boss, see you in a month."
Baihu was so stimulated that he shuddered, his hair exploded all over his body, he shook his beard and said with emotion: "These days, male ghosts are so enchanting, tsk tsk..." Turning around and seeing Ruan Meng who was in the nutrient solution, he couldn't help but sigh, " Are you going to sprout again?"
"Yeah." It stands to reason that the tree buds are restless once a month, and at that time they need nutrient solution to water him out.But when the Painted Skin Ghost was around, the tree buds were clearly active.
Although I don't know the reason, Ruan Meng always wants to try, maybe he will succeed this time?
Looking at these two small tree buds, Baihu became irritable for no reason.After living for so many years, Bai Hu thinks he has seen everything, but this is the first time he has seen something that won't go away depending on others.
"You can't just take a pair of scissors." The white tiger stood on its hind legs, touched its two front paws together, and made a pruning motion, "Shall we cut it off?"
Ruan Meng paused, and gave a concise answer: "No."
At the very beginning, there was only one bud on Ruan Meng's head.The Ruan family has been passed down from generation to generation, and the family members are very anxious about the fact that the only seedling in the family grows up.
What's more troublesome than sprouting is that no one knows what this sprouting tree is.
The Ruan family is quite capable of psychic masters. In order to find out about the germination of Ruan Meng, they invited countless ghosts and experts. No one can explain how a good person sprouted.
Changing buds didn't have much impact on Ruan Meng, but it was strange how a child grew a tree on his head.
Grandpa Ruan Meng used incense ash water, painted cinnabar, and used all the methods he could think of, but the buds not only did not fall off, but became more energetic.
There were too many times, and Yaya was fine, but Ruan Meng was made to vomit and have diarrhea.
After repeated experiments, the Ruan family finally came to the fact that the tree buds were metabolized through Ruan Meng's body.
It is true that you want to kill this tree bud, but no one wants to kill Ruan Meng.It seemed that the tree bud was not a threat for the time being, and the Ruan family had no choice but to let it go.
The fact that his family gave up does not mean that Ruan Meng gave up by himself.
Every day when Ruan Meng gets up and looks in the mirror, the first thing he sees is the tree bud growing on his head.It doesn't matter whether it is severe winter or three volts, whenever going out, Ruan Meng must wear a hat on his head.
One time when he went out, the wind was so strong that the hat on Ruan Meng's head was blown away.A group of children saw it, picked up the stone and threw it over: "Hit the monster!"
Ruan Meng fled in the end.
A voice kept shouting in his heart: I am not a monster, no!
I think of the strange eyes when others look at me, and think of the monsters shouted by children.Ruan Meng stood in front of the mirror holding the scissors, angrily looking at the tree bud on his head.
Gritting his teeth and stamping his feet, the buds were cut off with a "click".
Accompanied by the excruciating pain when the tree bud fell to the ground, the scissors fell to the ground, and Ruan Meng fell down in response...
When Ruan Meng woke up, he faced Grandpa's worried face. He moved his lips and said happily in a hoarse voice: "I cut off Ya Ya..."
I'm no longer a monster...
Grandpa Ruan Meng sighed, his long beard was trembling, and he looked at Ruan Meng with pity: "Silly boy, do you have anything to eat? Grandpa will cook it for you... You should rest well, don't think about anything, your body is the most important thing." ..."
After Ruan Meng was able to get up, he realized why his grandfather said he was stupid.
He summoned up the courage to walk up to the mirror, and the moment he looked up at the mirror, he burst into tears—
The bud that originally grew in the center of the head is gone, replaced by two symmetrically distributed tree buds, one on the left and one on the right, like horns.
As if aware of Ruan Meng's gaze, Shuya twisted her body triumphantly, as if provocative.
Since then, Ruan Meng stopped thinking about cutting off the buds.
He is very afraid, one becomes two, two becomes four.In the end, it grows infinitely until its head becomes a green grassland...
After pouring down three bottles of nutrient solution, Ruan Meng lay down on the bed.The buds on the head were motionless, as if they were dead.
Surely it still doesn't work?
For a moment, Ruan Meng wondered if there was any mechanism in the starving ghost that could trigger the tree buds to move.
Early the next morning, facing a large table of Liangpi on the dining table, Bai Hu couldn't help but click his tongue: "My God, boss, did you get Liangpi to sponsor you?"
Ruan Meng shook his head, looked at the table full of Liangpi and said nothing.
The tree bud didn't move, that is to say, it wasn't Liangpi who triggered her movement.
After a brief breakfast, Ruan Meng stood up and went to the laboratory: "I've finished eating, you guys take your time."
The white tiger and the octopus ate around the dining table for a long time based on the principle of not wasting.
Two hours passed, and the octopus burped with a smell of sesame juice. Looking at the half of the Liangpi left on the table, he said, "I don't know if I will eat Liangpi this summer!"
It is rare for Baihu to reach a consensus with Octopus: "I don't want to eat Liangpi for two years..."
A month passed in a flash, and soon it was the day when the starving ghost came to check.
The third time he came to the door, the starving ghost's temperament and ruthless image have obviously improved significantly.His skin became white and thin, his appearance was delicate, and his figure was thin and tall.
It is very in line with the appearance requirements of the current handsome boy.
As soon as he entered the door, the starving ghost gave Baihu a small dried fish and a seafood gift package for the octopus.
This is the first time the starving ghost has money to give gifts, and it is also the happiest time he has given.
As soon as he saw Ruan Meng, the starving ghost couldn't wait to give feedback: "Sir, the digestive system you customized is very good. The esophagus is very smooth, the stomach is very big, and the intestinal tract is also very smooth. After I don't have food accumulation Don't worry about your big belly!"
"That's good."
After all, it was the first body modification experiment. Ruan Meng listened to the feedback from the starving ghost and took notes carefully.
After a simple physical examination, Ruan Meng extracted some ghost tissue from the starving ghost for slice research.
Everything functioned as usual, and it really was a remodeling operation that couldn't have been more successful.
"Please wait!"
When the starving ghost was about to say goodbye, he lowered his head and realized that the white tiger had pulled his trouser legs with his claws.The starving ghost held up his pants for fear of being ripped off, and carefully asked the white tiger half hanging on his body, "Sir, what can I do?"
"Yes!" Seeing that the starved ghost's pants were about to be torn off by him, Bai Hu let go of his claws a little embarrassedly, and raised his head to invite warmly: "This store has always been very humanistic. You see, this is already It's lunch time, why don't you stay and have dinner together!"
Have a meal? !
The starved ghost's eyes lit up when he heard the words, but he was still a little reserved: "Is this really okay? Will it cause trouble for you? After all, I am really... quite edible..."
"It's a blessing to be able to eat!" Baihu waved his meaty paws, pointing to the dining table and continued to invite, "When you come out to do business, customer satisfaction is the most important thing. Come, come, our dishes are all ready!"
People have talked about this, and the starving ghost is naturally happy to obey.
It's just that after seeing the table full of Liangpi, the starved ghost couldn't react for a while.
Afraid that he wouldn't like it, Bai Hu shook his head and enthusiastically introduced: "This is sesame juice cold noodle, this is spicy cold noodle, this is hot and sour cold noodle...I don't know which flavor you like, so I prepared a bit too much, I hope you don't dislike it. .”
"How can you dislike it!" The starving ghost almost cried out of emotion. After so many years of forming, it was the first time someone prepared food for him with such care.Although the food is a bit monotonous, there are many flavors, right?
He picked up the chopsticks and thanked Bai Hu: "Then sir, I will not be polite!"
The white tiger couldn't wait for it, he flicked his tail and urged: "Hurry up and start!"
That night, Guancai Bookstore received an additional comment——
Goose sauce can't get enough to eat: err, I am so touched, I can't help but add comments.This store not only has excellent technology, but also pays special attention to humanistic care.
Here, I experience the warmth of home that I have never felt before.It's a bit incoherent and I don't know what to say. In short, I recommend this store for ten thousand years.
Fancy confession to the cute and heart-warming customer service Brother Hu, compare your heart with your heart!
At the same time, Bai Hu spread out on the sofa, watched Octopus clean up the scene, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh——
In a short time, it really didn't want to eat Liangpi anymore.
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