The days when the psychic engaged in farming

It is much faster to reapply for a fine license than to apply for a new one.

Jiuweihu was sitting in the waiting room before his buttocks warmed up, when he saw Ruan Meng and Yaya walking out of the office.

"It's over so quickly? The ginseng fruit hasn't come out yet!" Nine-Tailed Fox raised his head to talk to them, and looked up just in time to see the sperm-making license in Yaya's hand.

Nine-tailed Fox blinked blankly, and muttered to himself: "One, two, three... Oh my god, so many zeros!"

After Yaya heard the words, she knew that the nine-tailed fox was seeing her own age column.He immediately put the license to become a semen into his pocket, put his hand on his mouth and zipped the Nine-Tailed Fox.

The Nine-Tailed Fox tensed its back, and immediately raised its paw to cover its mouth.

Seeing this, Ruan Meng shook his head, but there was a slight smile on his face.

Regarding Ya Ya's identity, Ruan Meng had a lot of guesses before.But he had guessed so many sacred trees, but he never thought that Ya Ya would be Tai Sui.

In today's dictionaries, Tai Sui in the eyes of ordinary people is a kind of microorganism.Some people equate Tai Sui with Ganoderma lucidum.

But Ruan Meng once read on his grandfather's bookshelf that Tai Sui was the name of a god in ancient times.

After learning that Ya Ya was Tai Sui, Ruan Meng's first reaction was to be stunned, but after realizing it, he couldn't help laughing.

Lu Taisui, Lu Taisui.

This can be regarded as the most careless name among the ancient ghosts.

Yaya knew what Ruan Meng was thinking when she saw Ruan Mengxiao.

The name Lu Taisui does sound a bit careless, but who can blame it?

Yaya has lived on Nanshan Mountain since she became a spirit, and thousands of years have passed in a hurry.

I don't know when, a group of staff who called themselves the Monster Institute suddenly came to Nanshan.

"Mr. Tai Sui, we are here to do the census of demon population. We need to register your age and name. Could you please cooperate with our work?"

Before there was no monster management institute, the monsters were all in groups, and fighting and fighting for territory happened from time to time.

As the lord of Nanshan, Yaya really has a lot to worry about.

But since the establishment of the Demon Management Office, the monsters in the demon world suddenly became law-abiding.

"I heard that if you do something bad, you will be given to Taotie to eat..."

"It's terrible, I don't want to be eaten by gluttonous..."

When Yaya was in Nanshan, she heard quite a few little elves talk about the horrors of the demon management office, and at the same time live obediently under the protection of the demon management office.

An organized and disciplined life is obviously much more comfortable to live.

Therefore, when the Demon Management Office came to the door to do the census and registration of demon population, Ya Ya was very cooperative from the beginning to the end.

Only when asked about the name, Yaya hesitated for a moment: "Can't there be no name?"

"No sir, we have to be the identity cards of the demon people!"

Ya Ya didn't bother to think about it, glanced at the list of members of the Demon Management Office, pointed to the staff member with the surname "Lu" on it, and said, "I'll take his surname. As for the name...it's called Tai Sui."

"Lu Taisui?" The staff froze for a moment, and then repeated confirmation several times, "Sir, are you sure you want to be called such a name? It will be very troublesome to change it after registration."

Yaya nodded: "That's all..."

Yaya never thought that there would be a day when she would leave Nanshan.

If I had known that my name would be used outside in the future, I would have to think about it.

The nine-tailed fox's eyes turned around Yaya, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: the tree spirit said it was the ancestor, and I thought it was an exaggeration, but I didn't expect it to be the ancestor.

"I'm coming!" The originally immature voice became mature and hearty, Nine-Tailed Fox turned around, and saw a young man walking towards him.

"You are..." Nine-tailed fox glanced at the man up and down, swallowed his saliva and asked with difficulty, "You can't be Guoguo, are you?"

The young man smiled at Nine-Tailed Fox with shock and surprise on his face, "You can recognize me in human form at a glance, Xiao Jiu, I'm really touched!"

The nine-tailed fox shook his beard and felt helpless. Besides the seven-color ginseng fruit, who else would wear a seven-color suit?

After obtaining the fine-making license, the commission of ginseng fruit is considered complete.

"Where are you going next?"

Ginseng Guo looked at Ruan Meng with a smile, and said without thinking, "I want to travel in the human world. I used to live in the mountains, and I haven't seen any other scenery!"

A few people returned according to the same route, and it was still the nine-tailed fox that flew everyone from the demon world back to the human world.

"Then sir, we will meet again by fate in the future!" Ginseng Fruit smiled at Ruan Meng, then turned to ask Nine-Tailed Fox, "Xiao Jiu, let's be friends, do you have anything to say to me?"

Nine-tailed Fox shook his ears, dedicated to his job: "Darling, don't forget to give us a five-star praise when you go back!"

Ginseng fruit flattened his mouth, turned around and waved his hands: "See you soon!"

In a blink of an eye, it is June again, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter.

Ruan Meng and the others didn't stay outside too long, and went back to Guancai Bookstore.

Pushing the door open, the room was dark with no light.

Nine-tailed Fox's eyes flashed green in the darkness, and he opened his mouth and said, "Brother Hu, Octopus?"

"boom!"

As soon as the light was turned on, the room suddenly lit up.

The white tiger landed on its hind feet, with its two front paws half erected, pushing a small dining cart towards Ruan Meng and the others.

There are knives and forks and birthday hats on the dining car, and the octopus walked beside it with a cake, and said cheerfully: "Happy birthday to our bud!"

The cake looks like a white dumpling as a whole, with two small tree buds pierced on it, just like Yaya when she was a child.

Yaya's facial muscles twitched slightly, she cleared her throat and asked, "What are you doing?"

Bai Hu said solemnly: "We are celebrating your birthday! Obtaining the license to become a master is considered to be an official status. It happens to be June 6th today, and we can celebrate this day as your birthday. Hey, For example, this time you are celebrating your first birthday, and next year you will be celebrating your second birthday..."

"Hey..." Nine-tailed Fox couldn't help laughing out loud, pointing to the candle on the cake and said, "It's not Yaya's first birthday! Such a candle is not enough, at least..." Nine-tailed Fox roughly After doing some calculations, he exclaimed, "God, even if you fill the room with candles, it doesn't seem to be enough..."

"Ah?" When Bai Hu made up his mind about how many candles were filled in the room, Ruan Meng said, "Don't you want to cut the cake to celebrate?"

"That's right!" Baihu raised his left front paw and pointed at the plastic knife on the dining car, and said to Yaya, "Hurry up and cut Yaya, this is specially made for you by Bazhuo and I!"

Yaya stepped forward to pick up the table knife, and stabbed herself at the cake.

One knife, two knives, three knives...

A cake made of cream was separated, and everyone sent "birthday" wishes to Ya Ya——

So Yaya lived for tens of thousands of years, and finally celebrated her "first birthday".

The cake was half eaten when the doorbell rang.

Nine-Tailed Fox immediately ran to open the door, and when he saw the old face outside the door, he turned around and said, "Ya Ya, your Miao Miao is here!"

The dryad stood outside the door, and when he saw Ya Ya, his eyes were red: "Old ancestor..."

Yaya stood up, pointed to the cake on the dining car and said to the tree spirit, "Come in and eat together!"

Hot tears slid down his cheeks, and the Dryad touched the tears and cried: "Old Ancestor, I haven't heard from you for a long time..."

The nine-tailed fox called the dryad to enter the door, only to find that the dryad did not come alone.

Thinking of the guy behind him, the tree spirit quickly introduced: "This is my friend making a fortune... Oh no, this is my friend Xiao Chai. I brought Xiao Chai here this time to ask my husband to help him..."

Xiao Shiba poked his head out from behind the tree spirit, and it clearly looked like a Shiba Inu.He stuck out his tongue and opened his mouth, "Wow, woof."

Seeing this, Bai Hu couldn't help asking: "This dog doesn't seem to be mature yet..."

"It's a long story." The Dryad picked up Shiba Inu and entered the door, and said to Ruan Meng, "Sir, Xiao Shiba is actually a human, not a dog..."

"Wow, woof!" Seemingly to prove what the dryad said, Shiba Inu barked twice in agreement.

Baihu looked at this Shiba Inu with quite a lot of expressions, and always felt that what was sitting in front of him was a walking emoji.

"Bazhuo, go and get me the translator."

Humans have their own language, and so do animals.

It's just that everyone's language is not clear, and humans don't understand the words of animals, so they don't take it to heart.

In order to do a good job in breeding and selling pets in the store, Ruan Monte made a barrier-free action language translator.

After switching the translation channel to the dog, Ruan Meng put the translator on the coffee table, and said softly to the Shiba Inu, "Okay, now you can tell us what you want to entrust us with."

"Wow..." Shiba Inu tried to restrain his emotions, but the more he howled, the more excited he became.

By piecing together incoherent sentences, Ruan Meng probably understood what happened——

Xiaochai, surnamed Chai and named Yike, is a full-time novelist.

Since graduating, Chai Yike has lived a life of procrastinating playing games during the day and rushing to catch up on manuscripts at night.

Long-term irregular life has made Chai Yike's body very weak.In order to urge his boyfriend to exercise, Chai Yike's girlfriend bought a Shiba Inu and sent him to his door, telling him to go out for a walk.

Chai Yike named this Shiba Inu Fa Cai, and at first it felt fresh, and he walked it for two days.But every time he went out, he was dragged away by the dog, and he couldn't keep up with the speed of getting rich.

It's not him walking the dog, it's the dog walking it.

Within a few days, Chai Yike's girlfriend discovered that Chai Yike didn't walk the dog anymore.

For Chai Yike's practice of cultivating immortality, his girlfriend can't accept it at all.After the two had a big fight, the girlfriend ran out in the middle of the night in a hurry.

Chai Yike wanted to chase after him and got up in a hurry, but he passed out when his eyes darkened.

When he opened his eyes again, the world completely changed——

It's just that the human and dog exchanged souls by chance, the "human dog" is still there, and the "dog man" disappeared that day.

He looked at Shiba Inu, blinked and said, "So what do you want to entrust us with?"

The Shiba Inu bared its teeth, and its furry ears stood up: "Wow, woof, woof!!!"

#I want to ask Mr. to help me find my dog ​​and change back to my body! ! ! #