The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Chai Yike's girlfriend is Zhou Rui, who works as a receptionist in a foreign trade company.

The two have known each other since middle school and got together in university.

After graduation, Chai Yike was a full-time writer, and Zhou Rui had to worry about Chai Yike's work and rest besides going to work.

Chai Yike suffers from procrastination and likes to stay up late. Due to long-term irregular work and rest, he often suffers from stomach pains.Zhou Rui said she disliked him, but she still took good care of him.

It's not that just after the quarrel yesterday, early this morning, Zhou Rui came to the door with breakfast.

Zhou Rui took the key and opened the door, heard someone talking inside, thought it was Chai Yike who was staying up late to watch the ball again, and pushed the door and said: "Chai Yike, have you stayed up late again?"

Zhou Rui entered the door with her breakfast in her hand, and froze in place for a moment——

The room was very quiet, and there were four men sitting on the sofa.Except for Chai Yike who was sitting in the middle, the other three Zhou Rui had never seen each other before.

For some reason, Zhou Rui always felt that the atmosphere in the room was not right.

The three strange men were silent, and Chai Yike just grinned at her and did not speak.

"Is there a friend here? I haven't seen it before, why don't you introduce me?" Zhou Rui nodded to Ruan Meng and the three, and put the breakfast on the dining table.

After waiting for a long time but not hearing Chai Yike's reply, Zhou Rui couldn't help turning her head to look at him.

Fa Cai looked at the steaming hot food on the table and couldn't help but licked his lips and wanted to pounce on it. Yaya was afraid that it would reveal his secrets, so he grabbed his neck and smiled at Zhou Rui: "Hello, we are a But my friend, his throat is a bit inflamed, and he can't speak."

Zhou Rui glanced at the man who was talking. This man is good-looking, but the arms around her boyfriend seem to be too tight.

Do four big men need to sit so close together?

Always feel weird.

Zhou Rui frowned, pointed to the breakfast on the table and said to "Chai Yike": "Because I didn't know your friend was there, so I only brought your own. You can go out to eat with your friends or order takeaway. I'm going to work……"

Zhou Rui nodded to Ruan Meng and the others, picked up her backpack and walked out.As soon as he arrived at the entrance, he saw "Fa Cai" standing there, wagging his tail and looking at her eagerly.

Zhou Rui went forward and rubbed "Fat Cai"'s face with both hands, squeezed his small ears and asked in a low voice: "Did he play with you or is he impatient with you? You have to supervise him to sleep on time .”

Listening to Zhou Rui's words, Chai Yike had mixed feelings in his heart.

If he becomes a human again, he will definitely put down the game and spend more time with him to make a fortune, and he will definitely work and rest regularly to live a good life.

At this moment, Chai Yike suddenly wanted to form a family with Zhou Rui.

But now he can do nothing but wag his tail.

The door opened and closed.

Yaya breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of the arm that restrained Fa Cai's movements.

Fa Cai immediately jumped off the sofa and stood in front of the dining table, drooling over the breakfast.

Fa Cai doesn't know how to use chopsticks or hands.He just buried his head in the bowl and swallowed the porridge bit by bit.

Chai Yike looked at Fa Cai lying on the ground eating, raised his head and asked Ruan Meng, "Wow..."

[Sir, can we change it back? 】

"I can't guarantee this for the time being." Ruan Meng pondered, "But since the body can be exchanged now, in theory, as long as the trigger point is found, it can be exchanged back."

trigger point?

Chai Yike thought for a long time and didn't know why he switched bodies with Fa Cai last night.

"Wang Wang..."

[I just had a quarrel with Xiaorui, and I fainted when I wanted to chase her out]

"And before that?"

"Wang Wang..."

[It was nothing before.I just stayed up all night playing two games and wrote a few manuscripts, nothing else]

Chai Yike didn't provide any useful information, and it was still up to Ruan Meng and the others to work hard.

Ruan Meng looked at the layout of Chai Yike's room inside and out, and found that there was no Feng Shui problem.

Zhou Rui kept the room clean and clear, and it didn't look like there would be any dirt here.

Yaya and Dryad were in the room to help find something that might be the source of energy, but they couldn't pick it up.

Since the external environment is fine, we still have to find the reason from Chai Yike and Fa Cai.

Ruan Meng stood in the room and sorted out his thoughts, and then asked, "What do you usually do?"

"Wang Wang..."

[It’s just writing manuscripts, playing games, and swiping Weibo or something]

"Can I have a social account?"

"Wang..."

【sure】

Ruan Meng got the account password and sent it to Octopus, followed by a phone call: "Octopus, please analyze all the customer's social account data and see if you find anything."

"Good boss."

After 10 minutes, Octopus sent a data analysis report——

[Boss: I have conducted a comparative analysis of all the social data of the customer, and found that the customer has a mantra, I have sorted it out and attached it below]

[2015-04-01 Wechat chat with this tree: Ruirui, I really didn’t stay up all night, I lied to you like a dog]

[2016-01-01 Weibo Status Writer Yi Ke: I will definitely update the ten thousand characters today, if I can’t write ten thousand characters, I’m a dog]

[2017-06-06 Moments Chai Yike: Why is it so difficult to go to bed early, and stay up late in the future to make a fortune [doge][doge][doge]]

……

There are many remarks such as the above-mentioned "no more XXX will become a dog" and "no more XXX will be a dog".

Looking at the analysis report, Ruan Meng couldn't help raising his eyebrows and said, "You should have found the reason why you turned into a dog..."

Everything has animism, and the world we live in is full of magnetic fields.

The so-called energy can be accumulated.

The often said that where there is a will, there is a way is not exactly chicken soup.In fact, if you insist on one thing or say something frequently, you will form your own special magnetic field over time.

"You shouldn't talk nonsense about things like oral karma." Ruan Meng showed him what Chai Yike had said before, and continued, "If you can't do it, don't swear lightly. You don't pay attention when you say it." , but someone will always take care of you..."

Chai Yike looked at tens of thousands of "I'm a dog" messages, and didn't know what to say for a while.

I thought it was just a common mantra, but I didn't expect that there is such a thing as oral karma.

The dejected Chai Yike squatted in the living room, looking a little listless.He was silent for a moment, but he still couldn't help asking Ruan Meng, "Wow?"

[So sir, how can I change back? ]

Ruan Meng slid what Chai Yike said on the social software, and said to him: "How did you accumulate the oral karma back then? Now you have to do everything you say. When the oral karma is eliminated, it will naturally return. .”

Chai Yike looked at what he had said before, dumbfounded: "Wow?"

[Sir, do I have to do all of these?But this is too much, right?]

That being said, in order to return to his human form, Chai Yike still corrected what he had said little by little.

Going to bed early was originally an impossible task for Chai Yike.

But after becoming a dog, Chai Yi can do less than half of the things he can do.If you calm down, you will naturally have time to sleep.

Because he was afraid of his girlfriend's suspicion, Chai Yike sent a message to his girlfriend that he wanted to take an instant trip, then shut down his phone and logged off.

I couldn't live in my own house, so Chai Yike and Fa Cai ended up living in Guancai Bookstore.

During the day, Baihu was busy doing pre-sales consultation, while Chai Yike squatted in front of the computer and typed with his dog's paw.

It is not easy to press the dog's paw button, so Ruan Meng specially assembled a set of dog-specific electrostatic capacitive keyboards for Chai Yike.

Codewords are mental work, and Chai Yike wanted to give up several times.

But thinking of the flag he had set before, Chai Yike had to grit his teeth and persevere.

In stark contrast to Chai Yike's busy life, the doll lying on the floor and rolling around every day has become rich.

Having made a fortune with a dog's brain and a person's body, the current life can be said to be quite nourishing.

Fa Cai is simple-minded, and every day he wakes up and follows everyone with a ball in his mouth.

It doesn't make trouble when it is busy, and when the other party is free, Fa Cai will immediately go to the other party with the ball in its mouth to play the game of throwing the ball and picking it up.

In Guancai Bookstore, Fa Cai's favorite is the octopus.

A "big man" who follows the octopus's butt every day to gain a sense of presence.

I don't know what Fa Cai thinks, it likes to imitate the movements of octopus.After a long time, Fa Cai really regarded himself as an octopus——

Shaking hands and feet every day never falls.

In the blink of an eye, a week passed, and more and more of Chai Yike's oral records were crossed out, leaving less and less.

On the morning of the seventh day, Chai Yike got up early as usual and lay down in front of the computer to start typing.

In just a split second, Chai Yike's eyes suddenly went dark, and then he fainted to the ground.

At the same time, Fa Cai, who was trying to climb into the water tank to imitate an octopus, also passed out.

Yaya looked at the people and dogs who had fainted on the ground, turned her head and asked Ruan Meng, "What's wrong?"

Ruan Meng pursed his lips: "Maybe it's time to change it back..."