The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 90 Semi-Permanent Inflation
None of the members of Guancai Bookstore thought that it was just a medical problem, and a counterfeit product was involved.
Those ghosts and ghosts are all old, and when they were humans and demons, their families were generally uneducated.When he became a ghost and became a master, he still couldn't read a few big characters.
They have also obtained the re-employment permit in the human world, but they are still difficult to find employment when they arrive in the human world without a diploma or education.There are rumors in the market that many ghosts changed their appearances because they went to Guancai Bookstore to customize services, and all of a sudden they changed their ghosts smoothly.
These ghosts with no looks and no talents were moved instantly. If they could have a face that could be used as food, the life of ghosts would not be so difficult.
In this way, a group of ghosts began to inquire about Guancai Bookstore.
At the very beginning, all you saw on the Internet were the front of Guancai Bookstore and its good reviews.Although everyone doesn't know many characters, they can still count the string of 0s behind the price when they click in.
The enthusiasm for changing the ghost life that was still in the heart was instantly extinguished by the pile of zeros
.So much money, who can take it out? !
No purchasing power, and don't want to give up easily.There are still a lot of ghosts, and they will check the news of Guancai Bookstore on the Internet every few days.
Probably the road to endless ghosts. On a certain day, someone in the circle spread the word——
It is said that Guancai Bookstore is holding an event, and all items are discounted, and the lowest discount is even as high as [-]%.
The price, which was originally an astronomical figure, instantly became a star that could be picked off on tiptoe, and many ghosts were moved.
Although the [-]% off price still requires them to save and save for a long time, it is not much less than the previous price.
Everyone spent a small amount of money to go to the legendary Guancai Bookstore where the event was held, and all their thoughts were ghosts who were cheated after the operation.
Some ghosts make faces. Although the facial features look a little unrefined at first, they are at a level that can be seen anyway.
But no one expected that after-effects appeared in just two months.
The face of the ghost who took hyaluronic acid is bumpy and uneven. I don't know whether it is a problem with absorption or a problem with operation.
A ghost who wanted to be an anchor ran to get breast augmentation, and at first he saw it was big and soft.Although the ratio of the chest to the body is not coordinated, it is still within the visible range.
But it didn't take long for the ghost, who had just been hired as an anchor, to realize something was wrong.During the live broadcast, one of his chests suddenly drooped, which was one of the most embarrassing live broadcast accidents of the year.
More and more ghosts have after-sales problems, and everyone gathered together to defend their rights.
The tangled group of victims took a ghost car, and when they got in the car, they reported the address and said they were going to Guancai Bookstore.
The driver is not a human being. Every year, he would pull many, many people to Guancai Bookstore, and he is already familiar with the road there.
After the ghosts reported the destination of Guancai Bookstore, the driver immediately stepped on the gas pedal and brought the ghosts to Guancai Bookstore.
As soon as the leading anchor ghost came in, he shook his chest and asked Baihu if this was Guancai Bookstore.
After getting an affirmative answer, the little ghosts started to make a fuss about smashing the store without saying a word.
The white tiger, who hadn't exercised for a long time, wished they could do it.
By the time Ruan Meng came back, Bai Hu had already taught a group of little devils a lesson, and he lost his temper at all.
It was only after sitting down and chatting that I realized that besides Guancai Bookstore, there is actually a copycat coffin bookstore in the world.
The anchor ghost held his drooping chest, and added cautiously: "It is said that the owner of the store is named Jia, and there is also a fat cat and an octopus in that store..."
"Hey, let me tell you, who are you talking about fat cats?!" Bai Hu quit after hearing this.Think of it as a majestic white tiger, so it’s okay to be called a fat tiger by Ruan Meng. After all, it’s the boss who pays the wages, isn’t it?
But if even the kid calls himself that, then it won't work.
The anchor ghost rushed to the front just now, and was severely beaten by the white tiger.Hearing Baihu's voice now, his body is still trembling involuntarily: "Sir, I didn't lie to you, that house really has a super fat big white cat...much fatter than you..."
Ruan Meng said, "Do you still remember where that store is?
"
The anchor ghost shook his head: "I remember it was at the end of an alley with seven turns and eight turns. We really don't remember the exact location, otherwise we wouldn't have taken a taxi here and made an oolong..."
Yaya is now listening to the end from beginning to end, until now he asked: "Then how did you find them for surgery?"
"We entered the contact information when we browsed the advertisement on the webpage, and soon someone called us and said that it was the customer service of Guancai Bookstore. Then he introduced the general situation of their store and the representative customers... I heard When I said there were some adults among the customers, I believed half of it, and I believed it after they drew the postoperative blueprint to me..."
When Ruan Meng heard this, he immediately went to look at the octopus, and the octopus raised its claws and said ok, and immediately searched for posts on the Internet.
As long as the data once appeared on the Internet, even if it is deleted, Octopus can restore it for query.
Soon, Octopus found all the information and locations that the Coffin Bookstore had released on the Internet.
Coincidentally, the address of the one who reported the expired certificate of Guancai Bookstore was exactly the same as the address of this coffin bookstore——
Things get more interesting here.
Ruan Meng has always handled things cleanly, with immediate results, and never procrastinated.Originally, I wanted to see the address immediately after I got it, but the ghosts in the store refused to leave no matter what.
"Sir, we really can't survive in the human world with our ghostly appearance now. I don't know if we can save our current appearance... If possible, I really hope that sir can help us adjust it... As for the cost What, even if we sell the iron, we will get it together..."
"If you come here as customers, of course there is no problem." Baihu, a very responsible customer service based on the concept of service first, said immediately, trying to reassure the customer's doubts, "As for the fee, our store supports installment payment. So in our store Consumption, you have nothing to worry about at all..."
The anchor ghost couldn't help covering his sagging chest made of silicone, weeping secretly: "Woooooo... I thought I wouldn't be able to afford it when I came to our store, but I didn't expect the service here to be so good. Human... I should have come here if I knew I should have started..."
The ghosts who came to Guancai Bookstore scrambled to handle the installment business——
Every ghost has problems, and Ruan Meng is needed to help rebuild and adjust.
For a moment, Ruan Meng was immediately surrounded by ghosts.As a dedicated boss, Ruan Meng started the surgery that day.
The anchor ghost was the first ghost to undergo correction. He was lying on the operating table and suddenly became nervous: "Boss Ruan, will something happen to me during the operation?"
"No, when you open your eyes next time, everything will be fine..."
Before Ruan Meng could finish his sentence, the anchor ghost had already fallen into a deep sleep under the influence of the anesthetic.
Ruan Meng took the cinnabar pen and scratched open the host ghost's chest, and took out all the silicone that had been implanted inside.Then I took the natural vegetable glue handed over by the octopus, kneaded it into a ball, put it in the chest, fixed the position, and then began to sew...
When the anchor ghost woke up, Ruan Meng was still busy in the operating room helping other ghosts repair failed operations.
Looking down at his proud symmetrical size, raising his hand to rub the natural and comfortable feel, the anchor ghost almost cried out again with excitement: "It's simply amazing, I love Guancai Bookstore..."
In the operating room, Ruan Meng was facing a paper ghost.The so-called paper ghost is nothing more than a thin piece of paper, which can float around through the crack of the door when it is rolled up.When it unfolded, it was a thin paper ghost the size of its body.
The dream of the paper ghost is to have a three-dimensional body.It's a pity that I don't have much savings. As soon as I heard that Guancai Bookstore was holding an event, whether it was Guancai or Coffin, I immediately signed up to participate in the transformation activity.
"Then why are you still a paper man?" Bai Hu couldn't help asking, looking at the thin paper ghost in front of him.
"Hey, forget about..."
The paper ghost sighed, took out a mini inflator from behind while speaking, found the air inlet on his body, and said while pumping: "I have to do this every day, and I am helpless..."
The paper ghost went to the coffin bookstore and expressed his appeal. The boss Jia patted his chest and promised: "This wish will come true. I will fulfill your dream as soon as you pay the payment..."
If you want to say that Boss Jia can be regarded as a smart talker.
After the paper ghost paid the money, Boss Jia acted immediately. He installed a valve core on the paper ghost and gave him an air pump, which he said could be used anytime, anywhere.
The paper ghost spent tens of thousands of dollars, and in the end he only had an extra valve core and pump.When going out every day, the paper ghost has to install the pump by himself and inflate it one by one.
Not sure if it's a gas problem or a soldering problem.In the morning, I was well energized and in the afternoon, I almost ran away.The paper ghost is so busy every day to cheer up, and he is exhausted every day.
"Sir, can you help me make a 3D body? I really don't want to cheer myself up every day..." the paper ghost asked Ruan Meng helplessly, with a pleading light in his eyes.
Ruan Meng nodded to him, and then said: "Don't worry, I will give you a semi-permanent inflatable service, wait until three years later and come back again..."
Those ghosts and ghosts are all old, and when they were humans and demons, their families were generally uneducated.When he became a ghost and became a master, he still couldn't read a few big characters.
They have also obtained the re-employment permit in the human world, but they are still difficult to find employment when they arrive in the human world without a diploma or education.There are rumors in the market that many ghosts changed their appearances because they went to Guancai Bookstore to customize services, and all of a sudden they changed their ghosts smoothly.
These ghosts with no looks and no talents were moved instantly. If they could have a face that could be used as food, the life of ghosts would not be so difficult.
In this way, a group of ghosts began to inquire about Guancai Bookstore.
At the very beginning, all you saw on the Internet were the front of Guancai Bookstore and its good reviews.Although everyone doesn't know many characters, they can still count the string of 0s behind the price when they click in.
The enthusiasm for changing the ghost life that was still in the heart was instantly extinguished by the pile of zeros
.So much money, who can take it out? !
No purchasing power, and don't want to give up easily.There are still a lot of ghosts, and they will check the news of Guancai Bookstore on the Internet every few days.
Probably the road to endless ghosts. On a certain day, someone in the circle spread the word——
It is said that Guancai Bookstore is holding an event, and all items are discounted, and the lowest discount is even as high as [-]%.
The price, which was originally an astronomical figure, instantly became a star that could be picked off on tiptoe, and many ghosts were moved.
Although the [-]% off price still requires them to save and save for a long time, it is not much less than the previous price.
Everyone spent a small amount of money to go to the legendary Guancai Bookstore where the event was held, and all their thoughts were ghosts who were cheated after the operation.
Some ghosts make faces. Although the facial features look a little unrefined at first, they are at a level that can be seen anyway.
But no one expected that after-effects appeared in just two months.
The face of the ghost who took hyaluronic acid is bumpy and uneven. I don't know whether it is a problem with absorption or a problem with operation.
A ghost who wanted to be an anchor ran to get breast augmentation, and at first he saw it was big and soft.Although the ratio of the chest to the body is not coordinated, it is still within the visible range.
But it didn't take long for the ghost, who had just been hired as an anchor, to realize something was wrong.During the live broadcast, one of his chests suddenly drooped, which was one of the most embarrassing live broadcast accidents of the year.
More and more ghosts have after-sales problems, and everyone gathered together to defend their rights.
The tangled group of victims took a ghost car, and when they got in the car, they reported the address and said they were going to Guancai Bookstore.
The driver is not a human being. Every year, he would pull many, many people to Guancai Bookstore, and he is already familiar with the road there.
After the ghosts reported the destination of Guancai Bookstore, the driver immediately stepped on the gas pedal and brought the ghosts to Guancai Bookstore.
As soon as the leading anchor ghost came in, he shook his chest and asked Baihu if this was Guancai Bookstore.
After getting an affirmative answer, the little ghosts started to make a fuss about smashing the store without saying a word.
The white tiger, who hadn't exercised for a long time, wished they could do it.
By the time Ruan Meng came back, Bai Hu had already taught a group of little devils a lesson, and he lost his temper at all.
It was only after sitting down and chatting that I realized that besides Guancai Bookstore, there is actually a copycat coffin bookstore in the world.
The anchor ghost held his drooping chest, and added cautiously: "It is said that the owner of the store is named Jia, and there is also a fat cat and an octopus in that store..."
"Hey, let me tell you, who are you talking about fat cats?!" Bai Hu quit after hearing this.Think of it as a majestic white tiger, so it’s okay to be called a fat tiger by Ruan Meng. After all, it’s the boss who pays the wages, isn’t it?
But if even the kid calls himself that, then it won't work.
The anchor ghost rushed to the front just now, and was severely beaten by the white tiger.Hearing Baihu's voice now, his body is still trembling involuntarily: "Sir, I didn't lie to you, that house really has a super fat big white cat...much fatter than you..."
Ruan Meng said, "Do you still remember where that store is?
"
The anchor ghost shook his head: "I remember it was at the end of an alley with seven turns and eight turns. We really don't remember the exact location, otherwise we wouldn't have taken a taxi here and made an oolong..."
Yaya is now listening to the end from beginning to end, until now he asked: "Then how did you find them for surgery?"
"We entered the contact information when we browsed the advertisement on the webpage, and soon someone called us and said that it was the customer service of Guancai Bookstore. Then he introduced the general situation of their store and the representative customers... I heard When I said there were some adults among the customers, I believed half of it, and I believed it after they drew the postoperative blueprint to me..."
When Ruan Meng heard this, he immediately went to look at the octopus, and the octopus raised its claws and said ok, and immediately searched for posts on the Internet.
As long as the data once appeared on the Internet, even if it is deleted, Octopus can restore it for query.
Soon, Octopus found all the information and locations that the Coffin Bookstore had released on the Internet.
Coincidentally, the address of the one who reported the expired certificate of Guancai Bookstore was exactly the same as the address of this coffin bookstore——
Things get more interesting here.
Ruan Meng has always handled things cleanly, with immediate results, and never procrastinated.Originally, I wanted to see the address immediately after I got it, but the ghosts in the store refused to leave no matter what.
"Sir, we really can't survive in the human world with our ghostly appearance now. I don't know if we can save our current appearance... If possible, I really hope that sir can help us adjust it... As for the cost What, even if we sell the iron, we will get it together..."
"If you come here as customers, of course there is no problem." Baihu, a very responsible customer service based on the concept of service first, said immediately, trying to reassure the customer's doubts, "As for the fee, our store supports installment payment. So in our store Consumption, you have nothing to worry about at all..."
The anchor ghost couldn't help covering his sagging chest made of silicone, weeping secretly: "Woooooo... I thought I wouldn't be able to afford it when I came to our store, but I didn't expect the service here to be so good. Human... I should have come here if I knew I should have started..."
The ghosts who came to Guancai Bookstore scrambled to handle the installment business——
Every ghost has problems, and Ruan Meng is needed to help rebuild and adjust.
For a moment, Ruan Meng was immediately surrounded by ghosts.As a dedicated boss, Ruan Meng started the surgery that day.
The anchor ghost was the first ghost to undergo correction. He was lying on the operating table and suddenly became nervous: "Boss Ruan, will something happen to me during the operation?"
"No, when you open your eyes next time, everything will be fine..."
Before Ruan Meng could finish his sentence, the anchor ghost had already fallen into a deep sleep under the influence of the anesthetic.
Ruan Meng took the cinnabar pen and scratched open the host ghost's chest, and took out all the silicone that had been implanted inside.Then I took the natural vegetable glue handed over by the octopus, kneaded it into a ball, put it in the chest, fixed the position, and then began to sew...
When the anchor ghost woke up, Ruan Meng was still busy in the operating room helping other ghosts repair failed operations.
Looking down at his proud symmetrical size, raising his hand to rub the natural and comfortable feel, the anchor ghost almost cried out again with excitement: "It's simply amazing, I love Guancai Bookstore..."
In the operating room, Ruan Meng was facing a paper ghost.The so-called paper ghost is nothing more than a thin piece of paper, which can float around through the crack of the door when it is rolled up.When it unfolded, it was a thin paper ghost the size of its body.
The dream of the paper ghost is to have a three-dimensional body.It's a pity that I don't have much savings. As soon as I heard that Guancai Bookstore was holding an event, whether it was Guancai or Coffin, I immediately signed up to participate in the transformation activity.
"Then why are you still a paper man?" Bai Hu couldn't help asking, looking at the thin paper ghost in front of him.
"Hey, forget about..."
The paper ghost sighed, took out a mini inflator from behind while speaking, found the air inlet on his body, and said while pumping: "I have to do this every day, and I am helpless..."
The paper ghost went to the coffin bookstore and expressed his appeal. The boss Jia patted his chest and promised: "This wish will come true. I will fulfill your dream as soon as you pay the payment..."
If you want to say that Boss Jia can be regarded as a smart talker.
After the paper ghost paid the money, Boss Jia acted immediately. He installed a valve core on the paper ghost and gave him an air pump, which he said could be used anytime, anywhere.
The paper ghost spent tens of thousands of dollars, and in the end he only had an extra valve core and pump.When going out every day, the paper ghost has to install the pump by himself and inflate it one by one.
Not sure if it's a gas problem or a soldering problem.In the morning, I was well energized and in the afternoon, I almost ran away.The paper ghost is so busy every day to cheer up, and he is exhausted every day.
"Sir, can you help me make a 3D body? I really don't want to cheer myself up every day..." the paper ghost asked Ruan Meng helplessly, with a pleading light in his eyes.
Ruan Meng nodded to him, and then said: "Don't worry, I will give you a semi-permanent inflatable service, wait until three years later and come back again..."
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