[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

BGM of this chapter: "WeWishyouaMerryChristmas", byChristmasHits&ChristmasSongs

Second Universe, Milky Way, Solar System, Earth, USA, New York, Avengers Building.

Today is a sunny day.

"Arnold."

Steve Rogers fiddled with the monitor on his wrist and asked curiously.

"Can I actually see people's comments on this?"

"Yes, Captain. Edwin and I will be recording and switching the live broadcast. The reaction of the audience will be displayed in the live broadcast immediately. You can choose to watch the barrage through your watch." Arnold's calm mechanical electronic voice in the past It sounds very brisk at the moment, "It's 58:[-], and there are two minutes before the official live broadcast starts. Do you want to start early?"

"Well...technology, human beings, is incredible. At that time, we never thought of broadcasting the daily life of soldiers to the public. Of course, we dare not do it if we think about it."

The blond soldier happily embraces the 70+ year generation gap in consciousness.He checked around the lobby one last time, picked up a red and white hat from the coffee table and put it on his head, picked up a pack of fortune cookies, opened it, and threw one into his mouth.

"Come on, what's that called..."

"Christmas present from the Avengers - Superhero Christmas Eve!"

Arnold logged into the live broadcast room, and by the way happily opened his personal private photo in the data sea.

"Three, two, one, go!"

[The live broadcast was opened in advance? ! 】

[Ah, ah, parents, grandparents, come quickly!Captain—yes, that captain!Your idol is live streaming! 】

【Oops, thank you for the captain's chest shot】

[Why is the prprpr screen wet?]

[The few people in front of you are dead, you-know-who is at your door now]

Wearing a Christmas hat, Steve Rogers stood in the middle, holding a pack of fortune cookies, with his back to the huge Christmas tree with a little star on top, showing no reservations to all the excited and looking forward to watching the people in front of the screen Bloomed his warmest smile.

"Merry Christmas, and..."

He unfolded the lucky note he had just eaten.

"Look what I got out of my fortune cookie?"

The slender note unfolded towards the camera reads:

'Love is appier when shared. '

[Oh my god, I also ate this today!Rounding off I have the happiest love with Captain! 】

[You are thinking about peach! 】

[Did you see my dead grandma, your first love is smiling at me. 】

[Speaking of which, this is the first time I've seen the captain so relaxed... He's really happy today. 】

【Yes!The iconic 'language' frown is gone!In a trance, I thought the captain had done facelifts! 】

[Ask for the captain's skin care brand and the name of the beauty shop! 】

【Shut up!Frozen age beauty does not need maintenance! 】

"Hmm...sorry to disappoint everyone, the only skin care product I use is moisturizer."

Steve Rogers caught a glimpse of the dense barrage discussing whether he had good looks, shrugged helplessly, took back the lucky note and took a look at himself, his smile became more obvious.

"Love is the happiest when it is shared...and I feel the same way."

Immediately, the barrage filled the screen with "wowowowoooo".

[Why do I think this sentence means something (look at you-know-who)]

【Look at you-know-who+1】

[I suddenly want to ask, did you-know-who bought the moisturizer used by the captain]

[Where did you-know-who go?Not in the building? 】

"Yes, she forced me to use the moisturizer. She's still sleeping, and I'm going to wake her up now...Speaking of which, why do you call her you-know-who?" Steve Rogers went upstairs Walking up and communicating with the barrage, "No, you don't need to popularize science with me, I know "Harry Potter"."

He took out the notebook in his pocket, opened it, and shook it at the camera. Under Edwin and Arnold's wide-angle fisheye 360-degree high-definition lossless Blu-ray recording, people all over the world can clearly see what is in Captain America's notebook. I remember something.

The demolition of the Berlin Wall, the moon landing program, Jobs, these things are indeed at the level of basic knowledge, and the global fashion trends such as Queen, "Star Trek" and "Friends"...

[Why is there "Drag Queen"? !I have a dangerous thought...]

【I also have XD】

[Who gave Captain Amway "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills", come out, I promise I won't kill you. 】

[Bet ten dollars, it's Stark. 】

"It is indeed Tony." The blond soldier confessed truthfully, "He had been dragging Clinton and Nata to watch together. I don't know why he was dragged into the training room by them all those days. Later, it was replaced by Dr. Banner. I don't know why he was dragged into the training room again. Hulk threw it out the window. In the end he invited me, but our mission period happened to be staggered, I came back and he left, so we haven't started watching it yet."

[I don’t know why, I don’t know why, but the captain’s words are really subtle, as expected of a mild and poisonous tongue XD]

[I'll just say it!Among the Avengers, only Stark is the type who can watch the bloody reality show of the wife!He might have slept in half of them! 】

[If you've slept, you've slept, Captain, don't watch! 】

[If you've slept, you've slept, Captain, don't watch! 】

The barrage is unified like never before.Steve Rogers watched the lively reactions of people in the barrage all the way, and his smile never disappeared.

He loves this.The blond soldier who loves the world, loves peace, loves justice, and loves everyone thinks that he can intuitively feel that behind these dense barrages, it means that there are equally astonishing numbers of people living in happiness, joy, and happiness. Carefree.

Arnold looked at the softer face of the blond soldier, and happily high-fived Edwin in the sea of ​​data.

Thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D. for planning the live broadcast.Whether Nick Fury's purpose is to appease the public through the Avengers, or to let the public feel the goodwill and safety of Hydera...he chose to entrust this task to Captain America, so that few on the battlefield The blond soldier who appeared from a different place felt the abundant gratitude and love of the people he guarded for him.

"Don't digress, you haven't told me why you call her you-know-who." Steve Rogers said that he was not fooled, "She and the snake who has no nose and Avada eats big melons all day long Where does the Face Demon King look like?"

【Captain, you won’t understand, because you have become Bellatrix of you-know-who】

[Ten Bellas are not as thick as Captain your filter]

[Stop talking about the captain.I happened to be viewing the Statue of Liberty that day, and I saw her use only one hand to throw you, the mage, and a bunch of people into the sky to play with kites. 】

[Wait for me in front, I was on the street that day and witnessed the magical transformation of you-know-who...]

【A moment of silence for your world view】

【Mourn for your eyes】

【Has no one noticed that the captain's adjectives for Voldemort have gone beyond his fashion...】

"The snake-faced demon king who has no nose and eats big melons all day long? She taught me that." The blond soldier laughed and came to the door of the room and opened the door to go in. "You don't have to be so afraid of her. She is very cute, Gentle and kind, good-tempered, and easily hurt.”

【...Captain, are you alright? !If you are kidnapped, just blink! 】

[The captain's filter is already at an advanced stage, and it can't be cured]

[Is it just me who thinks that the superficially irritable and soft-hearted big devil x traditional old-fashioned blond shield brave is delicious? 】

Steve Rogers stopped watching the barrage.He closed the door, turned on the light slightly, and crept to the bed in the dark room, gently lifted the fluffy quilt, and slowly pulled out a fluffy blond head from a pile of pillows and dolls.

"Get up, Hydra."

After a burst of indistinct chirping, the blond head moved and buried deeper.

"You've been sleeping all day, and you can't sleep anymore." Steve Rogers rubbed the blond hair helplessly, "We agreed yesterday, today we will clean up the hall together, and then you will pick them up for Christmas together .As a result, you slept until now. Tony and Nata will be back in 10 minutes. Grant and Bucky have finished the big meal. Dr. Banner has also returned from school after class. If you don’t pick up people, you will miss it gone."

"%&／#(￥@:..."

Another string of chirping nonsense.

"No, last Christmas, last Thanksgiving, you were all doves, and I will still believe your lies? This time I will not soften my heart." The blond soldier who understood the other party without any obstacles was ruthless Rejected, "The live broadcast is still on, and your laziness in bed has been seen by everyone. Now, get up, or do you want to be dragged out by me in front of the global audience?"

The blond head stretched out a hand, groped for a long time, and pulled the quilt over his head in response.

"..."

Seeing this, Steve Rogers narrowed his eyes, flashed a cold light, and stretched his hands into the quilt like lightning!

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha haha, I dare not dare to dare me, I will start with Steve, hahahahahahaha !!!"

Hydera trembled and jumped three feet high, laughing wildly while quickly jumping off the bed to escape, but the soldier with quick eyes and quick hands grabbed his ankle expressionlessly and dragged him back into his arms for violent suppression to continue the cruel and brutal torture——

— scratching the armpit.

"Hahahaha help Anobaki Grant Edwin save me hahaha hiccup!!!"

Hydera's scratched hiccups all came out.

"Whose name is it?"

The blond soldier's face was indifferent, and he didn't mean to stop at all.

"You, you, hiccup, hahahaha, sweetheart, honey, baby, please forgive me, I won't dare again hahahahaha!"

Seeing that the girl whose hands and feet were being held down by him looked pitiful and begging for mercy, with tears in the corners of her eyes, Steve Rogers stopped and let go of Hydera.

"Tell me, what are you going to do now?"

He pressed his hands on both sides of Hydera and asked condescendingly.

"Do you need to say anything?"

Hydera lay on the bed so exhausted that she was out of breath, and smiled again when she heard the words, and stretched out her hand to hook her lover's shoulder.

"of course……"

The unspoken "kiss" melted into the kiss.

【I'm fine, I can do it】

[Elder sister can be younger sister]

【Your sister can be your brother, too】

[I've already covered my brother's eyes, come on Captain! Beaman! 】

【icando♂this♂all♂day♂】

【Lens!Where is the photographer!Hit me on the captain's ass! 】

"that's not allowed."

Hydera glanced at the watch screen on the arm that was pressing on her face from the corner of her eye, raised her waist decisively to hook her lover above, threw him into the bed with her powerful long legs, turned over with her strength, and lifted up her free hand. The quilt flicked around her head and tightly covered her lover.After doing all this, she sat aside, with one leg resting on the edge of the bed and the other curled up, combing her messy long blond hair back casually, finding the camera position accurately, and showing a sly smile.

"Only I can see there."

In the dim room, the blonde girl is sitting on the bed, wearing suspenders and shorts, her hair is messy, her long hands and feet are stretched out lazily, while her dark eyes are staring at the camera, and her raised red lips are captivating.

The bullet screen was cleared for five seconds, and no matter men, women or children in front of the screen, they were in a daze for a while under the mysterious attraction that could be called magic.

—and explode completely.

【I'm dead, don't call me】

[Woooooooooooo Captain, I will never say that you have a heavy filter, and I will be a Death Eater from now on!quick!Tag me! 】

[Get out of the way!Miss, look at me!I have a sweet mouth and can cook, warm the bed, and play the piano for you! 】

[One day, A3, FF and LJ, publish immediately]

[Wait ahead!I have opened word! 】

"A3, FF and LJ? What's this?"

Steve Rogers showed his head and watched the crazy barrage with Hydera.

"It's AO3, funfiction, and livejournal." Hydera picked up the comb on the bedside table and began to comb his hair, with a natural expression of "speaking of which the weather is good today", "Speaking of which, I have also eaten shield deer and shield on AO3. Iron, shield snake, shield hero, shield widow, shield iron hero... Speaking of which, the heat of the shield snake is completely inferior to the heat of the shield deer and shield iron, obviously I am the main palace..."

The following words were temporarily swallowed when he saw the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"She turned her head and blinked at the camera, "When you write, you should have the awareness that you will be discovered by yourself."

【...My mother, I only know AO3...】

[What is a shield deer? 】

[The captain's assistant James Barnes was resurrected on the birthday of the new era, everyone learned from the captain and called him Bucky]

[English refers to Grant Batuk?The one crying in you-know-who's arms with Stark before? 】

[Isn't that a Hydra?Hydra biss]

[He is not Hydra anymore, okay? The press conference said that he uncovered Hydra's conspiracy. If it weren't for him, New York would probably be finished, and now he is using missions instead of serving sentences, just like As Stark said, he is a hero worthy of his name]

[You have a Hydra, have you forgotten the real name of you-know-who...]

[Shut up, my parents, grandparents are sitting next to me, they have already started asking me what is a shield deer]

[You can tell them that Stuck is short for Saint Luciabuck]

[You are late, the world is destroyed, my dad has already clicked on AO3]

Hydera looked at the barrage leisurely, and suddenly added another sentence.

"Grant watched it too, and he complained to me that you only let him be Top once when you wrote threesomes, and he was very unhappy about it. But Tony was even more unhappy, he cursed every time he finished watching, I swear that sooner or later he will hack these spam websites that let him be the bottom of whoever he is with, and even the multiplayer is the bottom.”

[Fuck, fuck, it's shameful]

[Stop this is not the car to kindergarten! 】

[Kneeling and begging Chaoying to stay away from fans' life]

[Kneeling and begging Chaoying to stay away from fans' life +1]

[Please stop talking, I will kneel down for you, and my whole family is by my side! ! ! 】

[As the creator of AO3 and someone who has engaged in several Tags, I said that I would delete all my articles and then cancel the account. Just go dance the Empire State Building]

"Don't." Hydera stood up, yawned and walked to the closet, pulled out a red velvet nightgown and put it on, "Don't delete it, there are some novelties in it that we all want to practice. If the experience is great, I will share it with you It’s not impossible to feel.”

The barrage instantly set off another wave of climax.

[share ♂ share ♂ heart ♂ get]

【I'm the one who wanted to delete the account just now. I've already come down from the Empire State Building. I'm starting a new article now】

[...I unilaterally declare that I and you-know-who... No, Goddess, I am locked with the Goddess, she is too sexy and I can't stand it, the captain is sorry I climbed the wall]

[Have you ever seen a king who is easy to understand and understands people's hearts? This is the king who really understands people's hearts! 】

[My favorite idol is a big hand, he drives a car more fiercely than all of them]

"Hydra."

Steve Rogers spoke abruptly.

"What's the matter, honey?"

Hydera tidied up and ran for sleep, put on her furry home boots, and turned around happily——

The blond soldier on the bed propped up his upper body, shook the lighted phone in his hand, and smiled softly at her.

"Come on, point to me," the red interface on the phone and the 'Avengers' Tag are very clear, and the blond soldier smiles grimly under the light of the phone, "Which one of the above do you want to try?"

His smile didn't look like he was asking her to choose Xiao Huangwen, but the most painful way to die.

In the next second, Hydera tore through the cracks in time and space and ran away.

"...there is no one to tell the truth, Virtue."

Seeing that Hydera was scared and ran away, the blond soldier who wanted to warn his unrestrained lover shook his head helplessly, picked up the Santa hat that fell to the ground, put it on, stood up and prepared to go out and continue to clean up.

He stopped halfway, turned his head and smiled at the camera.

"Everyone, be more reserved?"

Netizens around the world who saw the same smile as Hydera trembled: "No no no no no problem!"

...The captain is so scary!

"What's going on?" Grant Bartuk downstairs just put the dishes on the table, stretched his neck and asked Steve Rogers upstairs, "I heard her calling me."

"And me." James Barnes also stretched his neck.

On the day when anger liberates power, the past, present, and future are all mixed together, the enemy is destroyed, the dead return, and Hydera reorganizes the universe regardless of releasing power, and the whole world is in chaos.With the help of the universe monitoring team and the space-time patrol team that came from another universe, it took more than half a year to sort out time and space.

Of course, after repeated discussions, the resurrected people will continue to live, at the cost of the name order of the two universes and a series of cooperation treaties.Now the Green Lantern Corps also rushed in, and the three major legions resigned to their fate and worked overtime for another month, expanding the earth to accommodate tens of billions of people.

James Barnes is one of those resurrected.This young and happy fawn, after being away from the battlefield, bloomed with the vitality that really belongs to his age.From the first day I opened my eyes, I fell in love with the openness and diversity of modern society, and became the fastest person in AFC to get started with Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Youtube and P***nhub.

Oh, and about that last one, the people at AFC are happy to see it happen, except for Steve Rogers who doesn't know about it.

"It's time for baby chickens to leave their mother hen's wings and feel happy." - by Tony Stark.

"Why don't you call her that?" The blond soldier put his elbows on the railing and complained to his friends below, "She slept until almost six in the afternoon and didn't do anything."

Grant Batuk was at a loss: "Didn't you wake her up too?"

James Barnes said bluntly: "Don't frame others with double standards."

Steve Rogers: "..."

"Thank God! Thank Christ!"

At the moment of embarrassment, the sound of the elevator opening sounded, and the great inventor came out first, followed by the red-haired agent and Dr. Banner who met on the road.

"Thanks to their hard work, let the terrorists also learn to celebrate Christmas!"

If he doesn't rest, he will fly up in place!

The Great Inventor threw himself on the sofa and let out a weary yet contented sigh.

"I told you to be lazy and not to do the task, but to accumulate together." Steve Rogers leaned on the railing and leaped lightly to the first floor, showing that he is full of energy now that he has long since ended his task period, "Tony, Just sort it out, the live broadcast is already on."

"Steve, let's say a few words about Christmas." James Barnes grinned, shaking his phone to indicate the live broadcast room he just opened, "I watched the barrage talk about the scene just now, Hayley She went out to pick up people in her nightgown, why didn't you let her get dressed? And the violent action on the bed before, Ah?"

Steve Rogers: "..."

He was weak and had some well-behaved juniors who were led to spoil him, but he was powerless at all: "...I told you to check Twitter less, you can't even talk now—"

"Steve," James Barnes blinked innocently, "everyone is very interesting, you know, I've never been exposed to these normal life things before."

A heart attack!

The captain's blood tank was emptied by a punch KO!

"...as you please."

The baby will always fly when it grows up, the mother chicken Rogers thought sadly.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The only way to teach the captain is to suffer from Bucky here】

[Captain: language!Bucky: Shit, this teammate is so fucking cheating!Captain (immediately changing face): Exactly!How can Bucky be dragged down! 】

【Do you still remember that stalk, Bucky said cold, let's go home.jpg】

[Hahahahahaha Red Skull never dreamed that he could save his life for such a reason]

"...I love you more deeply every day than the day before, thank you for appearing in my life, Sergeant Barnes." Tony Stark, who was paralyzed on the sofa, turned over slowly , looking up, sighing with great sincerity, "After you came, I was finally able to graduate from the [-]th century boarding seminary."

"No thanks, as a reward for recharging my card."

Grinning, James Barnes stuffed the exhausted Inventor with a basket of hot, freshly baked waffles and a jar of strawberry jam.

"Edwin." The billionaire held a delicious waffle and felt that he had returned to the world, and couldn't help snapping his fingers, "Recharge $[-] to Little Deer's Steam account."

"Long live Stark!" Barnes, a teenager with Internet addiction, raised his arms and shouted sincerely.

"Gay." Natasha Romanov, who walked along with a slice of waffle, looked disgusted, elegantly extended her pinky finger, and pointed at Steve Rogers.

"gay." Point to James Barnes.

"Gay." Point to Tony Stark.

"Gay." Point to Grant Bartook.

The black-haired agent who kept looking at the fun and didn't speak: "??? Natasha? I haven't said a word yet!"

The red-haired agent with extraordinary eyesight dispelled it indifferently: "You think I didn't see you pour Tony a cup of coffee and pass a hot towel?"

[Hahahahahahaha, my widowed sister in society! 】

[People don't talk too much! 】

[I've wanted to complain a long time ago, the men in the Avengers are a bit too gay!Not European! 】

[?What do you think of us Europeans? 】

【GayorEuropean!You sang it yourself! 】

"I am the only man here who is not gay." The only surviving male, Bruce Banner, nodded with an expression of "I understand", and sat aside.

"...Isn't this a sad thing?" Natasha Romanov showed pity in her eyes, and motioned the clever doctor to look at the wound on her leg, and then at the medical box under which he sat , "Your emotional intelligence is not as good as any gay present."

Bruce Banner: "..."

He stood up silently, and took out the disinfectant and medical glue from the medical kit.

"Thank you, Bruce."

Only then did the red-haired agent show a gentle smile, and spoke sweetly to the doctor who consciously knelt down to treat her wound.

[I have an amazing discovery...]

【You are not alone, I have too】

【Is the widow...】

The glamorous red-haired agent raised his head with a gentle smile that hadn't faded away, raised his index finger to the camera and put it close to his lips, his beautiful green eyes sparkled.

'Hush, silence is a good boy. '

Her lips parted and closed silently, and Arnold subtitled thoughtfully.

The global viewers who watched the live broadcast realized that at some point in time, the other heroes tacitly quieted down, watching the two companions who were sitting and squatting, with gentle encouragement and support in their eyes.

[...Recalling that my widow sister has undergone body modification, she has been unable to get pregnant woooooooo]

The first barrage across the empty screen.

As the world is born and the dead return, it no longer makes sense to hide many things.So the Avengers disclosed their past very early on in the second half of the first universe's intelligence assistance.

Died to save the world, was resurrected by aliens from another world and used a death cycle of 140 billion years to save his lover Captain America, once suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder, Iron Man who suffered from insomnia all night, and accidentally suffered radiation Hulk whose body mutated and lost everything in the hunt, the former Hydra spy who was pulled into the quagmire and almost lost himself... and the black man who was trained in a special institution and whose body was disassembled and completely transformed so that he lost his fertility. widow.

After seeing these reports, human beings realized that the Avengers are far more than heroes who save the world. Under the shell of heroes, they also have the identity of Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner... For the joys and sorrows of a human being.

I don't know when it started, the barrage in the live broadcast room all turned into the same blessing:

【Wish the hero happy and healthy for the rest of his life】

【I hope you will be happy】

【You have suffered before, God will give you double happiness in the future! 】

【Hope you don't get hurt again】

【May you never be alone】

"Why are you standing still?"

As soon as Hydera tore through the time rift and returned to the building, she saw a group of big men watching the process of applying the medicine to the other two with gentle faces, and suddenly felt chills all over her body.

"...What are your expressions?"

A rare sentimental Tony Stark: "...she'll never learn to read the atmosphere."

Grant Batuk patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "Don't ask so much from ky."

"It's just the two of you who can talk about cross talk." Steve Rogers stood up from his companions, and smiled warmly and relaxedly at the friends brought by Hydera, "Everyone, MerryChristmas!"

The author says:

Captain: Sit tight for me, Hydera's family is here!

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The captain has changed a lot, really happy

This episode was originally planned to be published on Christmas, but unfortunately it was unable to be updated for 28 days in the middle, and I did another project later, but I couldn't catch up. [Then let’s wish everyone a happy new year! (funny)】

---The following is the comment dividing line---

The second universe: the pocket universe saved by Hydera, the first universe is a complete universe (in order to compete for the first and second universes, the two universes almost fought).

Fortune Cookie: An American snack shaped like a dumpling pinched backwards?It's just a crisp hollow biscuit.There will be small notes inside, with some inspirational or warm words written.

"Drag Queen": a drag show.

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills": There is a name called "Rich Possessed Tears Show"...

Avada Kedavra: You read AvadaKedavra

The birth date of the new era: People in the second universe regard the day when the world was rebuilt as the first day of the new era.Because the dead come back, it is also called the birthday