[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

"Grant Bartook he—"

"It's so handsome." A light and sweet voice came out of the earphones, interrupting the inventor's words.

Tony Stark rolled his eyes directly when he heard it, forgot what he wanted to say before, and began to criticize Hydera's vision as if he had lost his mind.

"He was sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to spy on you, my good girl, can you wake up? I finally gave you travel permission to get down, don't tell me you haven't left that guy to enjoy yourself. "

"No, I don't want to wake up. Humans—snakes have the right to dream. And why do you want to get rid of him? Being with him is the enjoyment."

Hydera rested her chin, fascinatedly admiring the broad and straight back and the thin and smooth waistline of the man who went to help her buy ice cream.

"He also said that he would cook me steak for lunch—a man who can cook! Tony, a man who can cook! I announce that I will be locked up with him for the next few months."

"...I won't eat it!" Tony Stark swore to the sky: "I'd rather starve to death and jump off the roof of this building than eat a little food made by the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.!"

...Especially male agents with decent body and good looks!

Inventors who can't cook express their disdain for the shallow preferences of little girls.With a push on his feet, the roller chair slid back to the front of the workbench, compared the data on the screen, and continued to talk while debugging the new armor.

"Learn a bit, brains are the standard to measure a man's excellence, girls who don't know how to appreciate."

"Einstein has the smartest brain, but I don't call him, I just want to kill him."

Hydera has a different opinion on this, "Because of him, I got a B in the relativity of human science in the history elective course. Do you know how conspicuous it is in a transcript of A and A+?"

"...if I heard correctly, you are teaching Einstein's theory of relativity in your history elective class?"

"Speaking of reason, do you think that in order to cultivate a police academy that faces the whole universe and all time and space, it will teach theories of human beings nearly a thousand years ago in science classes?" Hydera asked back.

She was able to learn Einstein because she chose the Orion orbital area of ​​the Milky Way as the jurisdiction in the employment area intention survey!

Tony Stark silently closed his mouth.

He recalled the courses he took at MIT, and had to admit that maybe he was old and could not understand the thinking and trends of young people in the future.

Only a few hundred years, even Einstein is obsolete?

"You're reasonable too, girl. Einstein, the theory of relativity." Still he couldn't help saying, "What a great achievement—"

"Our science class is about how to travel faster than light by jumping into high-dimensional space and folding low-dimensional space-time. And how to use decalithium extracted from decalin to create black holes."

Tony Stark: "Sorry to bother you."

The greatest pioneer of mankind, Sybil who is praised as predicting the future, the inventor of light and wisdom for 200 years, Anthony Edward Stark, for the first time felt the dumbness of being said by others in his own field. Feeling speechless.

He suddenly understood why sometimes people around him looked at him strangely.

Being treated as an idiot is hard, and I really want to hit someone.

At this time, the man who bought the ice cream turned around and walked towards Hydera with a hearty smile.

"I'm hanging up—I'm going to go to the supermarket with Grant to buy something delicious for you at noon!" Hydera decisively shut down the communication.

"Wait I don't want to eat a man's—"

"Beep-beep-"

Tony Stark was silent for a while, then said suddenly.

"Edwin, did she hang up on me just now? ... She still called that wild man by name? And asked me to wait for them? Spend my money and go out on a date?"

"It seems that you are already very clear, and I don't need to repeat it, Sir." Facing the master's soul torture, Edwin still spoke politely, "Besides, that agent's name is Grant Bartuk. "

"...Don't open the door for them at noon!"

Tony Stark angrily turned on the electric welder and stabbed it at the armor, sparks flew everywhere.

"Listen! Edwin! No! Give them permission!"

Hydera, who had hung up the communication a long time ago, could no longer hear the roar of the great inventor.

"Are you chatting with Mr. Stark?"

The handsome black-haired man asked casually, and sat next to Hydera, with his body facing her, clumsily protecting the ice cream's thick and tall ice cream cup, which looked a bit precarious.

"Don't know what flavor you like, so I bought a rum matcha duo and a strawberry orange duo - both with Oreo crumbs. Which would you like?"

A strong flavor, a sweet and sour taste.

Apparently Grant Bartook took care of both tastes that women typically have, and even knew it would taste even better with Oreo crumbs.

May I ask where did this treasure boy come from?Who raised them?Sell ​​or not?

Hydera stared at the handsome human agent for a long time, his eyes were fascinated and affectionate, and his tone was gentle and intoxicating.

"—I want it all."

Facing the alien girl who didn't follow the routine at all, Grant Bartuk: ...

The mature agent smiled without any abnormality, his hands were steady and unwavering.

"Of course, I bought them all for you."

He didn't know the character of the alien girl and her attitude towards humans, so Grant Bartuk didn't take Hydera to a crowded place, but found a quiet but not remote bench. Hyde La looked around and confirmed that no one would pass by in a short time, then nodded in satisfaction, and turned to look at the handsome Mr. Agent.

"You know that not only my name is Hydera, but also my species is Hydera, right?"

The agent kept smiling and nodded.

"Yeah, I was really taken aback at first... What's the problem?"

"Very good, then I don't have to be afraid of scaring you."

Hydera nodded, "Arnold, confirm the normal authority."

"Confirm, Boss."

"The genetic lock is released to one percent."

"Wait...? Miss Hydera?" Grant Batuk, still wearing a decent yet natural professional smile, suddenly had a bad intuition.

"Please confirm that the gene lock is released to one percent."

"Number Hydra002, confirm."

Facing Grant Bartuk's face that was gradually losing color, the appearance of the alien girl's blond and sweet cheerleader girl began to blur, and her reflection disappeared like a shaken water surface.Even though the sky was just right, the area they were in was strangely dark and gloomy.The agent felt a terrifying crisis, his intuition screamed crazily in his head, cold sweat rolled down his forehead, but he didn't dare to move at all.Without even daring to breathe, he watched eight huge and ferocious snake heads condense from phantoms into solid objects, blocking the sunlight, and crazily pounced on him——

——Two glasses of ice and snow in the hand ○ after the blizzard.

It seemed that there was a gust of wind and it seemed that there was no wind. In short, when Grant Bartook realized that he had moved his eyes down, his hands were empty.

Not even the wrapper cups.

"Crunch crunch crunch."

And the sound of chewing a thick paper shell came from the opposite side of him.

Grant Batuk, a seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., a calm and calm man, raised his gaze mechanically inch by inch.

"Oh, so cold, so cold, so cool—"

"The paper cups are coated with polyethylene, but I prefer the wax coating."

On the opposite side, the heads of the eight snakes opened and closed their mouths and creaked—God knows why snakes can chew, maybe the hydra is a special species—eight pairs of black eyes stared straight at him.

"I forgot to tell you to buy more...not enough points."

"But it tastes really good."

"I love the taste of rum!"

"Obviously matcha tastes better."

"You bastards! It was agreed that I would eat matcha! You! With you! Didn't you say you want to eat the orange part!"

"Because I want to eat too many oranges, I just want to give it to everyone... I'm sorry."

"What's fierce? You didn't buy it. I can eat whatever I like."

"You obviously changed your taste because you saw the domineering president actor in the novel before and now you don't like the silly white sweet little white flower! Give up! No matter how hard you pretend to be a green tea bitch, you can't find a partner!"

"—Okay, I've decided, I'll bite you off next."

"Ha! I got it right! You love brain! I have long disliked you, you are a shame among us! Just because you saw the turians drooling last time, you made us They are all ridiculed! Let's fight!"

"Shut up! Don't you fucking know it hurts! Can you stop being so bloody!"

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The eight snake heads opened their mouths together, and Grant Bartook couldn't tell which one was chewing and which one was talking, and which one was speaking, but it was obvious that they started to quarrel.

The agent swallowed, racking his brains to activate his brain, which was dead but at least the fan was still running wildly.

"Okay ladies, I'd be remiss not to notice this... what else would you like to eat? How about one... one head and one extra large?"

The eight snake heads who were so noisy that they almost moved their mouths stopped instantly.

Then eight pairs of eyes and eight mouths turned towards him.

"One first two, thank you, you are so sweet."

Eight tongues hissed.

"..."

The only thing Grant Bartuk could do was to smile calmly and politely at the eight snake heads, then stood up unhurriedly, and walked towards the cold drink shop naturally and steadily. The line of sight is like a light on the back.

It wasn't until he turned the corner that the suffocating tension disappeared.

"I fuck him %@#*&...!"

His legs softened suddenly, and he managed to stand still while leaning on the wall.

The pale-faced agent, his head was full of mess, he couldn't remember the task assigned to him, couldn't remember his identity, couldn't remember that he should rush to buy sixteen extra-large blizzards, he could barely concentrate Mentally ponder a question.

The eight-headed alien creature behind him said "Youaresosweet"...

After all, it was the original meaning of this sentence in English, and I praised him for being very considerate.

Or does it really, literally, mean...?

Fuck, my legs are weak and I can't stand up.

"Boss, Grant Bartuk is leaning against the wall and taking a deep breath."

Since the figure of the man disappeared from the corner, Hydera has changed back to a humanoid mimicry.At this time, while listening to Arnold's monitoring report, she looked through the Hydra data database that Arnold had invaded and copied from the built-in vision.

"What a bad boy. He pretended to be like that, and almost deceived the wise and wise Hydera."

She grinned at the very familiar handsome black-haired man in the undercover information column.

"It's no wonder that the adopted son of a terrorist organization's killer can conceal his identity and become a seventh-level agent in SHIELD."

The organization that violated her portrait rights shouldn't underestimate her.

Don't underestimate Arnold.

"Boss, how are you going to deal with Grant Bartuk?"

Arnold asked.

"Process? I'm not willing to eat such a sweet boy... He can cook, Arnold, how many males have you seen who can cook? The group in the Space Patrol, either take out three meals a day, or You might as well go straight out of the valley and cultivate immortals."

Hydera smacked her lips and clicked on the photo.

It's a pity to swallow a person who can even take such a good-looking ID photo.

"Since you are a civil servant, why do you continue to work in the underworld?

"Stay at ease with the real goods, don't think about going back to the parallel ones, sweetheart."

The author says:

New words in this chapter: gossip.

Hydera: I want to play Fifty Shades of Grey with the cute Batut, my boss, you wage earner.

Batut: Fuck, my legs are weak from fright.

——About Chapter Name——

Hydra: You are the fucking alien!

Arno: Acknowledge the reality, Boss.Mr. Batut is almost afraid of you spawning in his chest right now.

Batut: Seriously, isn't this chapter an advertisement for Frozen Queen?

——A small note——

Decalithium extracted from decalin ore: Dilithium is an important substance used to generate warp plasma in Star Trek.Three lithium is already extremely unstable and can be used as a weapon, and everyone has signed a treaty that does not allow it to be used casually.Ten lithium... (the red matter that turns Vulcan into a black hole)

It doesn't matter if you don't understand, the plot has nothing to do, and it doesn't affect reading.

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